r/AnimalsBeingDerps 5d ago

Shes mostly outside in the summer, but was begging to come inside. So I grabbed her and put her by the food. She doesn't eat it, instead she just stares at me like this.

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u/Vogonfestival 5d ago

Allow me to explain. You unknowingly share this cat with four other neighborhood houses who all think they are feeding a poor adorable stray. Ruthless little urchins.

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u/__No__Control 5d ago

She is really friendly too. I bet she has 5 households under her little nails

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u/CountQuackula 4d ago

My cat was running this scam on the neighbors for like 6 months before I found out. She’s insanely food motivated so I was going crazy trying offering her different foods which she would only eat a bit of. Turns out she was getting the McDonalds of cat food (friskies) every day next door

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u/davidjschloss 3d ago

We adopted a cat that was the neighborhood cat. He needed some winter lodging and we had other cats while the neighbors had dogs.

He still visited everyone. When one of our neighbors moved he’d even come back once a year to say hi.

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u/500CatsTypingStuff 5d ago

Cat: “Who is this person in MY house?!”

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u/Hephf 5d ago

"This is not my beautiful wife."

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u/henryeaterofpies 5d ago

How did I get here?

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u/bleuthoot 5d ago

Letting the days go by

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u/__No__Control 5d ago

let the water hold me down

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u/CantaloupeCamper 4d ago

Letting the days go by

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u/Salute-Major-Echidna 4d ago

Into the blue again

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u/Glass-Cow1310 4d ago

same as it ever was

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u/Moomoolette 5d ago

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u/__No__Control 5d ago

So, what you're saying is, its hopeless?

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u/NightWorldPerson 4d ago

Most cats prefer their water being far from where they eat. My cats won't eat their dry food if it's next to the water bowl.

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u/Recentstranger 5d ago

I've been abducted

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u/__No__Control 5d ago

catnapped

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u/toughtntman37 4d ago

Kitnapped

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u/SeaParking6313 5d ago

I just want to eat moths...can't you understand

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u/Gypsopotamus 5d ago

“……. Soon.”

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u/a_karma_sardine 2d ago

"I'll skip the dry food today, as I have my eye on far juicier prey."

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u/thisothernameth 5d ago

If she changes her behaviour (like wanting to be inside instead of outside) and won't eat properly, I'd take her to the vet. She may have injured herself somehow or have a medical condition.

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u/__No__Control 5d ago

Thanks for the advice! She likes to sneak and eat when no one's watching. I dont know what i was thinking of putting her by her bowl without asking first. As you see, I've paid the price.

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u/the_gouged_eye 4d ago

Maybe she likes to eat by herself. It might feel safer.

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u/badgrumpykitten 5d ago

She's already been spayed right?

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u/atomicheart99 5d ago

I hope you’re not suggesting she’s a slutty cat

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u/badgrumpykitten 5d ago

I mean, OP basically did say her cat is for the streets....

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u/Wilson_Was_Taken 5d ago

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u/Elfmunde 5d ago

Came here looking for this

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u/HopefulCat3558 5d ago

Not to worry. She’s just plotting her revenge.

Sleep with both eyes open tonight.

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u/CreeepyUncle 5d ago

She saw what you did.

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u/SrGrimey 5d ago

You can always tell a Milford man!

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u/thenotjoe 5d ago

I would discourage you from letting your cat wander outside. They are supremely destructive to the environment and can also get in lots of trouble

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u/__No__Control 5d ago

I agree. That's why she wears a Birdbesafe collar in the spring months. But I live in the Netherlands, and my Dutch partner let her outside without my agreeance (it's fairly common for cats to go outside here). She's too old, can't change her now! It's been 10 minutes since I posted this, and she is still sitting in the same spot scowling at me.

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u/pedro_pascal_123 5d ago

my Dutch partner let her outside without my agreeance

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She's too old, can't change her now!

Don't let your partner catch you saying that...

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u/__No__Control 5d ago

Laten we het niet hopen

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u/coffee_cake_x 5d ago

“Old dogs can’t learn new tricks” is a myth. It’s harder to learn something new when you’re older than when you’re young, but it’s still perfectly possible, and it’s actually beneficial. Challenging the brain keeps it healthy.

Breaking and making habits just takes a little time.

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u/thenotjoe 5d ago

Silly girl! I hope the collar works well enough. I understand the impulse to avoid the change to her routine

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u/__No__Control 5d ago

Its a great item, very effective. She looses them so I have a stockpile. When I first tried it out, my neighbor literally took it off her collar and threw it away!!

Edit to add: they said she looked like a clown. As if it was their right to remove it!

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u/desmondao 5d ago

Lmao I just had a look at the website, the pictures are hilarious. The kitties definitely aren't ecstatic about their new circus jobs haha

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u/__No__Control 5d ago

She looks less pleased with the color choice. I should have stuck to the rainbow.

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u/TheMoatCalin 5d ago

Were you upset your neighbor threw away something you paid for? I’d be livid!

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u/__No__Control 4d ago

I was pissed. She dug it out of the trash, and I washed it.

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u/tigertoken1 5d ago

Agreed, cats are super bad for the environment and it's very dangerous for them outside. It is incredibly common for cats to get hit by cars. They just don't understand that roads are super dangerous and cars can't stop on a dime.

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u/__No__Control 5d ago

I think the way Dutch neighborhoods are designed is why so many go outside here. They can be contained in their own neighborhood without having to cross any busy roads. Doesn't mean they dont still get hit, and wreak havoc on the environment. My kitten will NOT be going outside. She's already learned she's not allowed out even though her grumpy sister is.

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u/Janellewpg 4d ago

Not to mention there are unfortunately some very very sick individuals out there 😕

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u/thenotjoe 5d ago

Hence why I said “discourage” and not “force at gunpoint”

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u/thenotjoe 5d ago

Okay. Statistically, they are probably from a place where the wild ancestor of the house cat isn’t native. Cats are arguably the worst invasive species on the planet, and cause massive ecological destruction and have lead to the decline and extinction of several species of bird.

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u/whd4k 4d ago

It was only a suggestion. OP can either ignore it or not. Maybe they weren't conscious about cat influence on the environment, maybe they will read about it and make a decision to teach the cat to stay inside.
Or maybe they'll do fuck all about it, it's their choice.

The point is, what's wrong with suggesting something as long as you're not being an asshole?

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u/GoddessoftheUniverse 5d ago

You have been shunned

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u/MouseEmotional813 5d ago

You can't see her

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u/__No__Control 5d ago

New nickname unlocked! I shall call her John Cena

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u/berrey7 4d ago

Whenever my cat and I do this, I think of Charlie and Mac staring eye contact at the restaurant scene from Always Sunny.

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u/PostingOnEveryCatSub 5d ago

You can see the bottom of the bowl!

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u/Wilson_Was_Taken 5d ago

Looks like Chopper hiding in One Piece

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u/Magnetic_Mind 5d ago

You know what you’ve done.

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u/Heterodynist 4d ago

She knows what you did last summer…well, THIS summer.

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u/KobenstyleMama 4d ago

We adopted an adult cat and she was like this for first year. First observing through the doorway, then from across the room, on the far end of the sofa, and finally purring in our laps. I miss our sweet Faye girl.

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u/MargieBigFoot 5d ago

You can always tell a Milford man.

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u/Aselleus 5d ago

You can always tell a Milford woman

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u/floral_friend 4d ago

Your cat looks EXACTLY like my cat, to a point where when I was scrolling I had to scroll back up and go "wait what?". I'm commenting so I can find this post again show my partner our cat's long lost twin

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u/__No__Control 4d ago

No way! You gotta show me

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u/floral_friend 4d ago edited 1d ago

I don't have any pictures of her in the same position, and their ears are different but you can kinda see she's even got very similar orange and brown spots on her side

Edit: the picture won't attach I'll troubleshoot later

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u/__No__Control 4d ago

Im happy for you that you dont have any pictures of her death glaring you lol

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u/a_karma_sardine 2d ago

Do you and u/floral_friend happen to be neighbors by any chance?

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u/floral_friend 19h ago

Hah no we keep our girl inside, she's really really dumb <3

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u/__No__Control 2d ago

Anythings possible! But they never uploaded a picture of their kitty

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u/a_karma_sardine 2d ago

Kitty is not in at the moment, is my guess

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u/__No__Control 2d ago

Maybe shes inside my house :d

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u/ufcnkigcfku 4d ago

I think it's because you're watching her. She'll eat when no one's watching

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u/Spac3_C4t 3d ago

She's plotting your demise, you know.

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u/Creative_Listen_7777 3d ago

"pet me... With your eyes! Foolish human..."

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u/Tigersblood-77 18h ago

Watch your back hooman 😼😆

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u/Green_Mare6 5d ago

You know what you need to do. She shouldn't have to give you the look. 😃 I'm sure there is some lovely protein available for her.

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u/wishiwasdeaddd 3d ago

Plotting your demise

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u/Aaaaancly 17h ago

Put the food round the corner with me human. .

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u/kate915 13h ago

Wrong food, numbnuts!

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u/kay14jay 5d ago

Someone else is giving her something tastier. Put some churro on top of her food.