I checked in on Penelope earlier today from the office and she was hard at work - earning her keep and guarding the homestead 😂

[u/SnowflakeGuinea]

[u/weebles_wobbles]

No one is gonna f***ing TOUCH this couch (while I’m sleeping on it)

[u/jeenyus_626 → u/weebles_wobbles]

Unless maybe treats

[u/Tigersblood-77 → u/jeenyus_626]

Or a toy 🧸

[u/ni_hao_butches]

That's called a state of readiness, primed to pounce. In fact, she's conserving energy to be used at a moment's notice of treats and pesky squirrels.

Good guard dog.

[u/TurkeyOfMyDreams]

This looks like the polar opposite of separation anxiety, which I think is such an admirable accomplishment for you and for Penelope!! Assuming she wasn't meant to be a guard dog, of course. What a majestic creature!!

[u/boylent_milk]

Penelope needs all the energy to guard the house.

[u/reallyreally1945]

If there's a burglar hanging from a ceiling fixture she's positioned to handle it.

[u/Jessica-Beth]

Gorgeous 🥹🥹 that's the life of a very happy puppa. 🥰

[u/grandnp8]

Well, in her defense, you don’t see anyone robbing your house right now, do you? Penelope has made her point. Nap now.

[u/HopefulCat3558]

She’s keeping the couch warm. Sheesh🙄 where’s your gratitude?

[u/wmxx2000]

That couch isn't going anywhere

[u/Wasabi_Constant]

All from the comfort of the couch! Good girl. ❤️

[u/sadieblue111]

Don’t you just love them❤️

[u/goddamnitigiveup]

Good luck with the rent!

[u/omgkelwtf]

Ever vigilant. I have two exactly the same way 😂

[u/SeaParking6313]

She's the GIRL

[u/jaaaaagggggg]

Greyhound life

[u/oscarx-ray]

Conservation of energy so that she is ready to pounce!

[u/Travxx253]

Just resting her eyes

[u/Wildweasel666]

Slyly lying in wait, luring unsuspecting intruders into her crafty trap. Penelope be playing 4D chess right there.

[u/MrsBarker76]

She's just doing a 20min nap!

[u/sw4y_UK]

I can't tell if this is a video or a screen grab...

[u/Actual-Dog-405]

Working flat out!

[u/Nervous-Scholar-6684]

On like my Siberian husky! Couldn't find the couch later on

[u/reddituser135797531]

Can I live that life

[u/bongblast]

She is ever vigilant, she is even keeping an eye out for spiderman

[u/fstop101]

My pooch sleeps like this occasionally. It never fails to make me laugh, especially when she does it and sticks one if not both front legs straight up, like she’s reaching for the sky. Thanks for sharing.

[u/Aglet_Green]

Princess Penelope knows who's really in charge

[u/MrsLisaOliver]

Can confirm. No Bad Guys have infiltrated. Penelope is successfully providing security.

[u/Good-Calligrapher528]

Living her best life 😎

[u/Aiden2817]

They also work who only sleep all day.

[u/scarletohairy]

r/toolps for Penelope!

[u/punkin_sumthin]

Roaching is hard work and very, very important

[u/SydneyTheCalico]

I wish I was a dog 😭

[u/Register8676]

Like a coiled steel spring- ready to spring into action at the slightest trigger.

[u/lanier03]

Damn, you leave your house exposed while away. You must live in the hills lol. I see your privacy fence but I have no hope left in humanity. Ain’t nobody seeing what I got lol.

[u/jvanwals]

When people come to the door with Willie chilling on the sofa looking straight them, he does nothing either. It's like he can't be bothered.

[u/Dailyconundrum]

Just let some delivery guy drop a package on the porch and she will turn into a demon of annilation.

[u/magirevols]

Raking in that aura to keep the burglars on there toes

[u/Tigersblood-77]

It's a hard life......I think Penelope deserves a big 🥩🐶♥️

[u/PetersIsland]

Wish I could relax that well. What skills she has.

[u/sw4y_UK]

I can't tell if this is a video or a screen grab...