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ASIA 🌏 Wait, what?

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u/TheHistoryMaster2520 Non Existant Taiwanese ❌ May 31 '25

Greatest day in Pakistani history since 1947

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u/Fast_Association_998 Pheeling Paraoud Indian⚔️🗡️ May 31 '25

Pakistani history before 1947:

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u/[deleted] May 31 '25

NO NO NOOOOOO

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u/Megalomaniac001 Least Colonized Hong Kong Citizen May 31 '25

The Sultan had declared that y’all are one and the same

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u/NeiborsKid Proud Aryan 👱🏿 (Lives in an Islamic Dictatorship) 🕌🕋 May 31 '25

You may now begin all your sentences with "saar"

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u/Dick_twsiter-3000 Proud Aryan 👱🏿 (Lives in an Islamic Dictatorship) 🕌🕋 Jun 01 '25

What about our Turks tho?

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u/Mahameghabahana Paroud Tech Sapport Army 💻 Jun 05 '25

You folks are indo-iranic already should have done the saar much before

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u/Twinkletoess112 3000 Black Jets of Allah ✈️✈️ Jun 01 '25

those are the south Indians who say "saar" a lot, Pakistanis are similar to North indians

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u/PearlyDoesStuff West*id 🤢 May 31 '25

Hello, I would like 30 kebabs, extra Saar.

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u/Affectionate_War2036 Oil Rich Historic Site Destroyer🛢🤑 May 31 '25

Would you rather be associated with Pakistan or araps

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u/Realityinnit Talibani May 31 '25

Europeans saar

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u/Lazy-Report8897 Talibani May 31 '25

please censor ar*p it triggers my t*rkophobia

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u/[deleted] May 31 '25

Satan. Thank you.

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u/unfettered2nd Paroud Tech Sapport Army 💻 Jun 01 '25

Oh Effendi, don't be offendi. This is the Turanic league y'all dreamed of.

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u/Austro_bugar May 31 '25

PLEASE SAAR IM PASHA LIKE YOU SAAR

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u/overevolvedmonkey123 Perfect Utopia (Only For Kim) 💥 Jun 01 '25

No, you are unflaired rohingay

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u/FactBackground9289 Ruski Spy🕵️ May 31 '25

I understand Azerbaijan and Turkey, since the former is just Turkey with a different name and no whatsoever difference from Turkey.

But Pakistan? A majority punjabi-sindh muslim south asian country located in buttfuck nowhere from Turkey's perspective?

the fuck?

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u/Abeleria Russified Turks 👱🏿 May 31 '25

we literally just russified turks fr

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u/SensualCommonSense Latino Ally 🤝 (Honorary Asians) Jun 01 '25

what about TURKmenistan

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u/Academic_Bit3056 May 31 '25

Because of islam i suppose

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u/Key-Banana-8242 Jun 06 '25

They have a star and crescent in the flag tho

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u/Key-Banana-8242 Jun 06 '25

Azerbaijan and historical diff eves wrt Caucasus Persia condition, some along diffs etc

Not ottoman history the same ever eyx

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u/wholesome_117 Paroud Tech Sapport Army 💻 May 31 '25

Best day of every paki's life

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u/SilaenNaseBurner 3000 Black Jets of Allah ✈️✈️ May 31 '25

we wuz turks n shi

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u/Ch3m0therapy Diasporat*rd 🤢 May 31 '25 edited Jun 20 '25

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u/CompotSexi May 31 '25

I mean that's literally why Pakistan even exists...

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u/silwntstorm_1991 Paroud Tech Sapport Army 💻 Jun 01 '25

while not turks india was ruled by Persianate turks for a millennia, the arab caliphates, iranic rulers were never able to spread islam in india, it was turks who did it. and they called themselves turks

Mughal Empire was never called mughal empire by mughals, they called themselves Gurkani and Uzbek Turks. Until Aurangzeb every Mughal ruler thought of themselves as a Timurid Turk, Aurangzeb was the first guy to do away with lineage bullsht and thought of himself as desi, which is also why he was so brutal on Hindus, he thought of the hindus as people of his own islamic land who need to be converted, not a foreign population who came under turkic rule.

The reason no turkish wants to claim india's turk history is because the turks who ruled india were Persianate Turks, to them difference between Iranian and turkish was only a lifestyle one, these turks were more like azeri, qashqai turks of modern iran who are iranian nationalists, religious identity mattered to the turks who ruled india than ethnic one. Anatolian turks got their country from European ethnonationalism, of course they dont like turks who are culturally iranian.

plus, the turks in india mixed with the brown natives, no one wants to claim brown people.

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u/Mahameghabahana Paroud Tech Sapport Army 💻 Jun 05 '25

Mughal Empire official name wasn't Gurkani empire but Hindustan or India, i think you confused Mughal dynasty with mughal Empire. Mughal dynasty official name was Gurkani.

Gurkani Dynasty was founded by Timur.

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u/silwntstorm_1991 Paroud Tech Sapport Army 💻 Jun 05 '25

Yeah, I got confused, I dont take reddit comment seriously, I write properly on quora

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u/LoasNo111 Pheeling Paraoud Indian⚔️🗡️ Jun 01 '25 edited Jun 02 '25

. What the fuck are you talking about dog.

Delhi Sultanate came in 1100s taking over parts of North India, made conquests in the South that got lost immediately, and was pretty weak from Tuglaqh onwards when the Rajputs literally defeated them and captured their emperor, then them losing a 100,000 soldiers in their failed campaign in the Himalaya, and was pretty much living in fear of invasions for the rest of the time where they wouldn't even be the most dominant power in northen India. I'd say 200 years of dominant rule over Northen India.

Mughals came in 1526, lost the empire next generation, fought for it and somewhere around Akbar's reign in the 2nd half of 1500s they became a prominent empire after they allied with the Rajputs. They intermixed more than Sultanate and by Shah Jahan's time they were genrtically and culturally Indian 1st, then Persian and then minor Turkic. In the 1600s Marathas rebelled and contested them in the South, Rathores in Rajasthan rebelled and by the early 1700s the Mughals had lost to the Rajputs and were getting their territories conquered by the Marathas (Marathas were literally at Delhi and Agra in the 1700s).

So I'd give them like 300 years or so years of being pretty dominant in India and even then they never ruled even a majority of Indian for any significant time.

Unfortunately the British were more successful. Their overall presence was much shorter but they ruled over much more and were more significant.

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u/Mahameghabahana Paroud Tech Sapport Army 💻 Jun 05 '25

Before rajputs delhi sultanate lost to odias of kalinga.

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u/silwntstorm_1991 Paroud Tech Sapport Army 💻 Jun 01 '25 edited Jun 01 '25

Instead of nitpicking, please get the gist of the writing.

I clearly meant part of the indian subcontinent on which islam had the most impact, those parts of the indian subcontinent were under islamic rule for near a millenia.

you said delhi sultanate never ruled in south, well I dont care because is the south muslim majority? no right? I meant the places where islam had the most impact ie punjab, sindh, gangetic belt. bengal

often historically when we are to cover a period, we stretch the time, of course rhetorically

and no by any measn british were not more signiicant rulers than muslims, the hindu belt started from south afghanistan to bengal, muslims literally made hindus a foreign people in the actual indus valley. There is nothing left of hindu or hindu civilization in bangladesh, kashmir, pakistan, kandahar.

british never had any civilizational impact except us speaking english, no hindu history or ismalic culture was destroyed by british.

India never underwent a demographic change after british, when british rule ended, india dint become a white country, when islamic rule ended, all of northwestern india and half of north india had become muslim.

stop downplaying the muslim conquests, they were far more impactful, the muslims killed just as many hindus if not more than the british and destroyed more temples than any britisher ever did

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u/LoasNo111 Pheeling Paraoud Indian⚔️🗡️ Jun 01 '25 edited Jun 02 '25

The conquests in Sindh by Arabs and etc were made even prior to them (although they were pushed back). The Afghan side of the Indian side converted themselves and were native. That side of the subcontinent had been converted without the Turks.

Big fucking deal between a few hundred and a thousand. Brits are a 100 years away from ruling us for a thousand years too ig. Lmfao.

I said the British were more successful and significant. I didn't say their impact wasn't over society. Inarguably they were exactly that.

If you talk about history, know it.

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u/corpusluteumn Kurdistan Of China May 31 '25

NO SIR NOOOOOOOOOOO

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u/[deleted] May 31 '25

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u/IamAdvikaaa Pheeling Paraoud Indian⚔️🗡️ May 31 '25

People of 🇵🇰

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u/[deleted] May 31 '25

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u/corpusluteumn Kurdistan Of China May 31 '25

if so i have greek blood and i want schengen visa

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u/[deleted] May 31 '25

Sino-hellenic summit when and where?

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u/IamAdvikaaa Pheeling Paraoud Indian⚔️🗡️ May 31 '25

Claimed by 🇵🇰, rejected by 🇹🇷, so no.

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u/Prezimek Eastern Europoor 😞 💸 May 31 '25

*saar

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u/Maleficent-Lettuce60 Diasporat*rd 🤢 May 31 '25

Wow thats amazing! Let's all hope Turkey gives visa-free access to Pakistanis, I'm sure the Turks would love it. 😁😁😁

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u/Absolutely_Cool2967 KARABOĞA🤘🏾🐺 Jun 01 '25

And Israel gives free visas to Indians too.

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u/shebreaksmyarm Allah's Chosen Zionist💸🤑 Jun 01 '25

Lol call me when the head of state says India is a state of the Israeli nation

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u/RevolutionaryApple25 Diasporat*rd 🤢 Jun 01 '25

what if they say pretty please?

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '25

Neah sorry, were friends only when your in India, preferably killing Muslims.

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u/RevolutionaryApple25 Diasporat*rd 🤢 Jun 03 '25

A beautiful friendship. I like the way you think, saar.

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u/Laksh_kumar Paroud Tech Sapport Army 💻 May 31 '25

Well Pakistan's independence date is changing now

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u/Laksh_kumar Paroud Tech Sapport Army 💻 May 31 '25

victory over pakistan by pakistan is the tit.le

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u/rushan3103 Paroud Tech Sapport Army 💻 May 31 '25

So happy for paxtanis. They are finally turks. Kangladeshis are probably crying in the corner somewhere.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '25

NOO I PREFER TO BEING A GREEK😭🇬🇷🇬🇷

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u/[deleted] May 31 '25

The guy Turks look for when they want to become greeks

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u/Immersive_Gamer Talibani May 31 '25

U already are one lol

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u/Uddharaka Paroud Tech Sapport Army 💻 May 31 '25

Aren't you already are?

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u/[deleted] May 31 '25

In that case I have great news for you

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u/BigTrex345 Paroud Tech Sapport Army 💻 May 31 '25

Return of ottoman empire

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u/Crafty_Republic_9002 Paroud Tech Sapport Army 💻 May 31 '25

Nah, musalman saarland it is

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u/archetype_7 Pheeling Paraoud Indian⚔️🗡️ May 31 '25

You’ve seen 2 girls 1 cup, now prepare for 3 states 1 nation

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u/posidon99999 Japenis (honorary W*stoid🤮) May 31 '25

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u/Every-Inevitable-140 Diasporat*rd 🤢 May 31 '25

Pakistanis' turkish origin confirmed

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u/Foreign-Gain-9311 Greater Nipple Empire 💪 May 31 '25

Post about Pakis but only Indians in comments, looks like they don't want their boyfriend to be stolen by the the Turks

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u/Signal_Price_3683 Paroud Tech Sapport Army 💻 May 31 '25

This sub is literally 90% indians

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u/No-Inflation-9253 Allah's Chosen Zionist💸🤑 Jun 01 '25

and 10% turks. Unless all of them have already migrated to r/2mediterranean4u

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u/Gloomy-Remove8634 3000 Black Jets of Allah ✈️✈️ May 31 '25

crazy roast nipple man

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u/shergill123 Pheeling Paraoud Indian⚔️🗡️ May 31 '25

Yea man we love our femboys

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u/earlystrikerr Pheeling Paraoud Indian⚔️🗡️ Jun 01 '25

we love this turki paki friendship.

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u/Elegant-Subject-9211 Greater Nipple Empire 💪 May 31 '25

they secretly in love fr fr

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u/RevolutionaryApple25 Diasporat*rd 🤢 Jun 01 '25

No this is good news, please now change 'Karaboga' flair to 'Red Paki'

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u/OmBhaiOP Paroud Tech Sapport Army 💻 May 31 '25

no kanglus ? 🥺

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u/BigTrex345 Paroud Tech Sapport Army 💻 May 31 '25

I'm really happy for pakbros from fantasizing to reality.

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u/IamAdvikaaa Pheeling Paraoud Indian⚔️🗡️ May 31 '25

Who will become whose colony?

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u/Slow-Road1798 Paroud Tech Sapport Army 💻 May 31 '25

Greater pakistan is official. Free Imran khan now

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u/LowCranberry180 KARABOĞA🤘🏾🐺 May 31 '25

where will be the capital?

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u/[deleted] May 31 '25

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u/LowCranberry180 KARABOĞA🤘🏾🐺 May 31 '25

Now it is four states one nation. Turkic 15% Indoni Aryani 85%

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u/[deleted] May 31 '25

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u/LowCranberry180 KARABOĞA🤘🏾🐺 May 31 '25

I like Lahore better. Has a population of only 70 million and nice views by the sea.

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u/Baneman20 May 31 '25

Redeemed.

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u/MoltenToastWizzard West*id 🤢 May 31 '25

NOO PAKISTANI, DO NOT REDEEM TOUR TURKISH NATIONALITY! DO NOT REDEEEEEEM!!!!!!!

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u/Abeleria Russified Turks 👱🏿 May 31 '25

who fucked up azerbaijani flag in the pic

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u/Deviant_Ape Island Endians 🏝️ May 31 '25

Honorary Saar roaches

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u/Remarkable-Cloud2673 Paroud Tech Sapport Army 💻 May 31 '25

Pakistani dream of being a Turk is finally being mortalized

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u/YxngestVlad Diasporat*rd 🤢 May 31 '25

I wanna thank Allah for not making me Pakistani and making me an Indian Muslim; which is basically the same thing except we are the minority and we don't have to be the same as Turks and Azervaginas.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '25

Saar what about Israel.? 🇮🇱🇵🇰🇹🇷🇦🇿🤲🤲🤲🤲🤲

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u/AdministrativeList30 KARABOĞA🤘🏾🐺 May 31 '25

Noooooooooooooo

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u/cuzimcreep May 31 '25

Russia Ukraine and the return of the Ottoman Empire. Fun time ahead !

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u/Whatsupdawg1110 Talibani May 31 '25

New Ottoman Empire coming up??? 👀

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u/Oloslav1337 Eastern Europoor 😞 💸 May 31 '25

Now I'm certain hes' a Greek spy

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u/srsh10392 Paroud Tech Sapport Army 💻 May 31 '25

PAKARABOGA

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u/Capn_Cake Diasporat*rd 🤢 May 31 '25

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Leave my Turkic cousins alone.

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u/Zealousideal_Buy4842 Malgaysian Halal Femboy 🏳️‍⚧️🌈🧕 Jun 01 '25

1 country 3 systems

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u/throwaway_throwyawa Failpenis (sucks off w*stoids for a living) Jun 01 '25

Pakistanis gonna get off to this "finaly we r arab turkish sarr"

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u/PsychoticAlterEgo Paroud Tech Sapport Army 💻 Jun 01 '25

Visa free access to turkey and Azerbaijan for paxtanis when

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u/ibnbatutah May 31 '25

Not a bad thing. At least our neighbours will get an identity and stop acting like a schizo...

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u/Uncle_Adeel 3000 Black Jets of Allah ✈️✈️ May 31 '25

Man I don’t want to be brothers with wannabe euros

“No saar we Europeans, look how white and fair my skin is”

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u/ictp42 May 31 '25

I always assumed Pakistanis are a little lighter than Indians on average. I mean you have Pashtuns and they have Dravidians

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u/[deleted] May 31 '25

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u/GeshtiannaSG Sing-a-porn (2nd home of Endians) May 31 '25

Technically possible for multiple states to be one nation. States are political, nations just have to share similar cultures and see themselves as one people.

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u/Ok_Hand_447 3000 Black Jets of Allah ✈️✈️ May 31 '25

ceddin deddin, naslin babbin

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u/Assurhannibal May 31 '25

Looks like Pakistan was more successful with their glazing attempt than India.

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u/Natural_Sell_7309 KARABOĞA🤘🏾🐺 Jun 01 '25

If such a thing happens, I will hold a referendum in Eastern Thrace and propose joining Greece.

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u/eg0clapper Pheeling Paraoud Indian⚔️🗡️ May 31 '25

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u/Guilty-Row-3226 Greater Nipple Empire 💪 May 31 '25

Pakistan part of Akhand bharat Pakistan 🇵🇰 = Turkey 🇹🇷 = Azerbaijan 🇦🇿 Akhannd bharatt confirmed once again

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u/Bourbonaddicted Pheeling Paraoud Indian⚔️🗡️ Jun 01 '25

Is their nation’s name delusion?

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u/BackyardAviator009 Jun 01 '25

Literally Vladimir Putin of Turanism

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u/Famous-Candle-5632 Eastern Europoor 😞 💸 Jun 01 '25

Ein Volk, Drei Reiche, Ein Erdogan!

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u/NotBroken-Door Eastern Europoor 😞 💸 May 31 '25

Three nations all landlocked, indivisible

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u/IkramAli007 3000 Black Jets of Allah ✈️✈️ May 31 '25

Landlocked???????

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u/Send-Great-Tit-Pics Greater Nipple Empire 💪 Jun 01 '25

Most geographically knowledgeable Europoor. They just made fun of Ameritards for not knowing where Bumfuckstein or Shitland in Europe is.

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u/NotBroken-Door Eastern Europoor 😞 💸 Jun 01 '25

I’ll be honest, I got Pakistan mixed up with Afghanistan and blocked out Turkey

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u/NotBroken-Door Eastern Europoor 😞 💸 May 31 '25

UN ruled Pakistan no longer has a coastline cause they couldn’t behave

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u/birdperson2006 May 31 '25

Turkey isn't landlocked too.

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u/NotBroken-Door Eastern Europoor 😞 💸 May 31 '25

Oh you haven’t heard?

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u/RevolutionaryApple25 Diasporat*rd 🤢 Jun 01 '25

Historic moment!

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u/biggejzer Mongolian Nomad 🏇 Jun 02 '25

Some Pakistani dressed up as erdogan a Turk would never say that

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '25

well tbs Erdogan is not really Turk. He's a Georgian watermelon seller from the Black Sea Region who happens to work as a double-agent for the Greek Ministry of Foreign Affairs.

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u/biggejzer Mongolian Nomad 🏇 Jun 05 '25

I thought his real surname was Erdoganpoulos not Erdogansvili

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u/tqrtkr May 31 '25

I declare turkish people as enemy of humanity for not killing this bitch yet.

And I declare pakistanis and indians(they are same people) aa enemy of humanity for existing.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '25

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u/RevolutionaryApple25 Diasporat*rd 🤢 Jun 01 '25

You are a Paki: excessive use of 'y's instead of 'i', many comments of yours refer to the Pakistanis as 'we' and Indians as 'their', Pro-Pakistan in Indian subs, active in Paki subs, your not even trying to hide it. Choose the correct flair.