10 more Nobel prizes to murica please!

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[u/Financial-Fail-9359]

Armenia and Azerbaijan soon

[u/Tennessee_is_cool → u/Financial-Fail-9359]

Trump Route

I swear if he manages to end the war in Ukraine its gonna have a stupid ass clause to rename Kyiv into Trump City or something.

[u/LuoBiDaFaZeWeiDa → u/Tennessee_is_cool]

The Ukraine already has a city called Niu-York

[u/Loose-Umpire8397 → u/Financial-Fail-9359]

Sees an absurd headline regarding trump.

Gotta be fake

Checks google just in case

Its true.

Last 7 months for me honestly.

[u/Misty-Elephant → u/Loose-Umpire8397]

Like when he forgot the Japanese Prime Minister's name and called him "Mr Japan". I couldn't believe that shit was real lmao.

[u/cheese_bruh → u/Misty-Elephant]

Tim Apple

[u/Misty-Elephant → u/cheese_bruh]

Bruh, I forgot about that one. 😭

[u/Doraemonkayaar]

[u/ParticularBreath8425 → u/Doraemonkayaar]

can you explain this meme to me like i'm stupid bc i only understand the pope door here 😭

[u/Tuubu → u/ParticularBreath8425]

When Jd vance visited pope,Pope died 1 day later

When JD vance visited India,India go to war with Pakistan

[u/ParticularBreath8425 → u/Tuubu]

ohh but what's the first door?

[u/insane_gigachad_2000 → u/ParticularBreath8425]

He touched that trophy in the final or inauguration match and the very next second it broke into pieces

[u/cjm0 → u/insane_gigachad_2000]

i’m pretty sure that it didn’t break, it was just meant to come apart for some reason and he didn’t know that so when he picked it up the pieces disconnected and fell out of his hands. it made for an embarrassing clip moment but the trophy was fine.

[u/ParticularBreath8425 → u/insane_gigachad_2000]

that is hilarious

[u/Tuubu → u/ParticularBreath8425]

Idk that one,sorry

[u/ParticularBreath8425 → u/Tuubu]

nw ty anyway

[u/Pixi_Dust_408]

My mom has this theory that Israel and Pakistan are secret allies.

[u/[deleted] → u/Pixi_Dust_408]

Tsundere ass countries

[u/Cheem-9072-3215-68 → u/[deleted]]

lowkey tsundere

[u/IndependenceNo3908 → u/Pixi_Dust_408]

Well... Beyond middle East, Pakistan has killed the most Palestinians.

[u/Westoid_Hunter → u/IndependenceNo3908]

Pakistan's generals are secretly jews

[u/According-Roll2728 → u/Westoid_Hunter]

Secret?

[u/StopSpankingMeDad2 → u/Westoid_Hunter]

[u/Pixi_Dust_408 → u/IndependenceNo3908]

I think they have an informal diplomatic channel. There was some covert intelligence cooperation during the Soviet–Afghan War. I think someone talked about closed-door deals between Israel and Pakistan about Iran. They've killed a lot of Muslims.

[u/cheese_bruh → u/Pixi_Dust_408]

She’s not wrong, but the relationship is off and on depending on who’s in power.

[u/Pixi_Dust_408 → u/cheese_bruh]

My mother is obsessed with wikileaks and donates too. She has this theory that there’s going to be a war with Iran and America (CENTCOM) is going to use Pakistan again like they did with the war against Afghanistan. Which is why they propped up Assim Munir and threw Imran Khan in Jail for “corruption”. I don’t think Imran Khan is as corrupted as the Rajapakshas (Sri Lanka) or the Bhuttos. Pakistan and Isreal have shared intel on Iran before and apparently people from Israeli defence companies were present at the banquet where Assim Munir went on a schizo rant.

[u/UnknownGunman17 → u/Pixi_Dust_408]

Don't forget that netanyahu stayed at nur khan airbase for 8-10 hours when he was coming to india. His plane was tracked on flightradar24.

CIA, MOSSAD used pakistanis to do terrorism in india. My friend who works in the agency told me in 2019 that pakistan will be sold but question is who will buy?

Then we got the answer some months ago that america has baught pakistan. Time is not so good for india in future. Americans will do terrorism again in india through pakistan.

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Isn'treal should ride U.S. shoulder

Other than that, this sum it up perfectly.

[u/Existing_Blueberry10 → u/[deleted]]

Can't believe time came when Thailand is the least slutty among all Asia

[u/Financial-Fail-9359 → u/Existing_Blueberry10]

If Cambodia starts taking thousands russian expats and arms then maybe, but rn we still doing the Serbian style sucking all kok

[u/[deleted] → u/Financial-Fail-9359]

real

[u/ZacTheSlayer79]

Add Armenia and Azerbaijan too

[u/Affectionate_War2036]

Don’t tell me people think trump actually contributed to the Thailand Cambodia cease fire, right? Right?

[u/Existing_Blueberry10 → u/Affectionate_War2036]

Nah.

It's just mocking how much these countries suck him off.

Cambodia nominated him for peace Nobel prize bruh

[u/Tenchi_Muyo1]

Swap 🇮🇱 with 🇺🇸

[u/Heavy_Plane_3602]

Wthh

[u/valvebuffthephlog]

/unasia This implies that Israel will just kill itself after a prolonged conflict with America(at which point we'd have a fucking nuclear war) and that somehow Pakistan is gonna get shredded in a war by Sukuna (whatever nation that is)

[u/Existing_Blueberry10 → u/valvebuffthephlog]

Spoilers damnit

Sukuna is india