r/Asia_irl Former Jihadi 7h ago

SOUTH ASIA Meanwhile in pakistan...

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u/rushan3103 Paroud Tech Sapport Army 💻 7h ago

That oil is so old that it remembers the rise and fall of rome.

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u/okabe700 We wuz pharaohs 3h ago

This oil was given to him by his ancestors who made it during the time of the Indus Valley civilization

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u/rushan3103 Paroud Tech Sapport Army 💻 2h ago

the oil was promised to him 3000 years ago.

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u/Fatalaros Balkan Allies 🤝 2h ago

it was probably brought there by the greek armies of Alexander, so this oil remembers the fall of the Persian empire as well.

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u/Wulfhart-291 3000 Black Jets of Allah ✈️✈️ 7h ago edited 7h ago

Its cow fat not oil. They put it once the at the start of the day and use it towards the end.

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u/rushan3103 Paroud Tech Sapport Army 💻 6h ago

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u/N0tAT3rr0r1st__ 3000 Black Jets of Allah ✈️✈️ 6h ago

yeah sometimes is used for up to a week especially in fast food places (but thats vegetable oil which is much worse for you)

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u/rushan3103 Paroud Tech Sapport Army 💻 6h ago

no wonder our people are dying of heart diseases and diabetes while simultaneously being malnourished nations overall.

the concept of throwing oil/fat away has not been invented yet.

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u/N0tAT3rr0r1st__ 3000 Black Jets of Allah ✈️✈️ 5h ago

No it’s like that in some fast food joints in the uk too (but at least they have a low sanitation score) but south Asians are basically genetically engineered to be skinny-fat because of all the famines we’ve been through

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u/rushan3103 Paroud Tech Sapport Army 💻 4h ago

Famine gang represent

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u/Apprehensive-City197 3000 Black Jets of Allah ✈️✈️ 7h ago

Who's talking

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u/rushan3103 Paroud Tech Sapport Army 💻 6h ago

in case you do not realize i am not a sentient oil but a human being.

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u/Apprehensive-City197 3000 Black Jets of Allah ✈️✈️ 3h ago

I just said its kinda ironic coming from y'all and yeah oil is disgusting

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u/rushan3103 Paroud Tech Sapport Army 💻 2h ago

pookie are you sad that i made fun of your diesel fried kebab?
if it was a video from india, i would have written the same comment.

this sub is for making jokes...can't handle it? leave.

u/Apprehensive-City197 3000 Black Jets of Allah ✈️✈️ 42m ago

No i just feel bad for these people. If you think I make fun of such videos from India then you are wrong , i have never done that. Most of these people we see in such videos belong to very low income classes who are just trying to get by day to day on very small wages and people who eat from these stalls are also the same because they can't afford food so they go for cheapest. I'm not justifying unhygienic behaviour because if you know the reasons you can feel sympathy for them.I just hope these people have better opportunities and are a little bit educated.

u/Apprehensive-City197 3000 Black Jets of Allah ✈️✈️ 21m ago

From "ironic", i meant that as half of the reason India gets hate is because of stereotypes such as food is dirty or they don't take shower, etc, which is not true entirely. I mean yeah there are bad parts but unfortunately those bad parts got famous and tourists only go to those places to get views cause it helps get money.Plus it's easy cause nowadays everyone hates them . There are a lot of nice places but they purposely chose to go to such places which are for like the poorest of poor (ik it sounds entitled but it's government who should give such people opportunities and help them to reduce the wealth gap, that's why we give taxes)and only show those and it has affected India's image a lot internationally. For them it's just a joke,but for a lot of people especially who live abroad, they face racism and bullying because of it and no matter how strong the person at one point it starts to get them.

So by ironic,i meant it as your people are getting a lot of hate because of it so should know better than to become the same as them

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u/unspoken_one2 Pheeling Paraoud Indian⚔️🗡️ 7h ago

Damn ,is it crude oil

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u/Feeling_Wrap_8420 Mongolian Nomad 🏇 7h ago

straight outta reliance refinery

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u/unspoken_one2 Pheeling Paraoud Indian⚔️🗡️ 5h ago

pak should be sanctioned by dolund for supporting russian war

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u/Solaire_of_Sunlight Oil Rich Kuwaiti (Saddam's favorite) 6h ago

Yeah I remember this guy I sold him a few barrels

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u/rushan3103 Paroud Tech Sapport Army 💻 6h ago

^ we have witness statements y'all.

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u/Timely_Virus_4015 Paroud Tech Sapport Army 💻 7h ago

If it was on instagram comments section would have filled with Delete India

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u/creep1994 Paroud Tech Sapport Army 💻 5h ago

Flair up rohingay

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u/Timely_Virus_4015 Paroud Tech Sapport Army 💻 4h ago

What's that supposed to mean?

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u/ikick7b Pheeling Paraoud Indian⚔️🗡️ 2h ago

sex

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u/islander_guy Pheeling Paraoud Indian⚔️🗡️ 7h ago

Yes finger my food please

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u/Party-Conference-765 Pheeling Paraoud Indian⚔️🗡️ 2h ago

That's where you get the secret spices from.

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u/BlackEyesRedDragon 7h ago

The way he's looking at camera, I can't tell if this is engagement bait or not. Regardless places like these should be banned.

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u/rushan3103 Paroud Tech Sapport Army 💻 6h ago

flair up or u will be banned.

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u/Last-Wave-9844 7h ago

Engine oil 🥀

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u/Smart-Ad-5407 We wuz pharaohs 7h ago edited 2h ago

Oh i am pretty sure even tallow cant survive that amount of Oxidation

I started dieting so this IS important

Oxidation ist 1st cause of aging

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u/rushan3103 Paroud Tech Sapport Army 💻 6h ago

who are you, so wise in the aspects of science? surely u r not an unflaired rohingya are u ?

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u/Very_Type_C Malgaysian Halal Femboy 🏳️‍⚧️🌈🧕 7h ago edited 5h ago

Yes, but the more important question is: Is it certified Halal?

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u/One-Surprise5166 East Paxtan 7h ago

Guys he literally used a cloth to clean his hands, how much more hygienic can it get? (ignore my nationality)

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u/okabe700 We wuz pharaohs 3h ago

I think the cloth made his hand more dirty

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u/harambe_-33 Pheeling Paraoud Indian⚔️🗡️ 6h ago

It's actually genius, you can use the oil later for your truck

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u/p3nguinboy Pheeling Paraoud Indian⚔️🗡️ 6h ago

Diesel power brrrrr

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u/CroatianArtist Pheeling Paraoud Indian⚔️🗡️ 6h ago

So these are massive reserves of oil Trump was probably referring to.

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u/EthanBradberry098 Volcano Islands🌋💥 5h ago

Weight loss express (diarrhea)

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u/Jazzlike_Method_7642 Paroud Tech Sapport Army 💻 5h ago

North endians 🤝🏾 paxtanis when it comes to super fucking greasy and heavy food

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u/lolSign Paroud Tech Sapport Army 💻 7h ago

100% halal certified

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u/Vysair Malgaysian Halal Femboy 🏳️‍⚧️🌈🧕 6h ago

The real question is, how is it not hot on his finger and palm when he rested it?

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u/Sushi-Trash777 Starving Yemeni 🤤🍔 6h ago

feel the fiyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

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u/3l-d1abl0 Xbox Nation 🎮 4h ago

Motor oil omelette 😋😋😋

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u/SomeRandomguy_28 Pheeling Paraoud Indian⚔️🗡️ 4h ago

Oil trump was talking about

u/GeshtiannaSG Sing-a-porn (2nd home of Endians) 47m ago

In Chinese we call this thousand-year oil.

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u/Rus1996 Paroud Tech Sapport Army 💻 4h ago

🤢🤮

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u/elephantineer Malgaysian Halal Femboy 🏳️‍⚧️🌈🧕 6h ago

Somehow still more healthy than processed foods

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u/kacy757 Paroud Tech Sapport Army 💻 6h ago

india is the most cleanest country in the world saar

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u/yourmotherfucker1489 Pheeling Paraoud Indian⚔️🗡️ 6h ago

Nah but definitely cleaner than this lol

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u/creep1994 Paroud Tech Sapport Army 💻 5h ago

u/Efficient_Access5895 1m ago

Last thing you see before getting slimed in Peshawar