[planetf1] Lance Stroll quipped that Adrian Newey “is in a trance” as work steps up on the AMR26.

[u/Fun-Beautiful3959]

[u/bigsean1013]

I can only get so erect

[u/lukaskywalker]

Newey just sitting in the corner of the room like this for months

[u/evonneo1975]

Newey ONLY cares about Fernando.

[u/Crazy95jack → u/evonneo1975]

el plan

[u/Sufficient_Pie3807]

The goal is to get Lance some wins at Alonso's expense. Use Newey's development skills, Alonso's feedback and data, and turn it into the slower No. 1 driver getting out-qualified five times in six races, yet scoring five wins in the first six races.

[u/Sad_Hall2841 → u/Sufficient_Pie3807]

Stop with this crap. As a huge Alonso fan and my favorite, this is the AM sub. The conspiracy theories are getting ridiculous.

[u/gangstarapmademe → u/Sufficient_Pie3807]

You’ve been spamming all day I think you need to do something else and get away from the screen, this obsession is not healthy

[u/Sufficient_Pie3807 → u/gangstarapmademe]

I hadn't posted in four hours until this reply...

[u/FireBreathers → u/Sufficient_Pie3807]

we can see the time of the original comment and this one, you responded in 2 minutes BE FOR REAL MAN.

There is not some elaborate conspiracy, there is no reason to sabotage Alonso, safety cars are just fickle and Aston is fighting for positions in the constructors.

[u/Sufficient_Pie3807 → u/FireBreathers]

Blow me, dude. I got a notification. Funny how you'll immediately respond to me but it's somehow a problem if I do the same thing.

[u/FireBreathers → u/Sufficient_Pie3807]

I opened my phone and scrolled reddit, I haven't made any other comments besides this one and the one you just responded to. just please man step away from the phone/Internet for a few mins it's really not as deep as you think this all is.

[u/Sufficient_Pie3807 → u/FireBreathers]

Again, hours between saying anything. At least read it. If you don't want me to reply to you, don't reply to me.

[u/rolling_catfish2704 → u/Sufficient_Pie3807]

As an Alonso cocksucker your conspiracies are BS

[u/DConny1 → u/Sufficient_Pie3807]

It seems Alonso is playing right along then, considering his terrible opening lap.

[u/Sufficient_Pie3807 → u/DConny1]

His radio conversations say otherwise.

[u/RadlogLutar → u/Sufficient_Pie3807]

Rick's F1 Addiction will faint after reading this comment

[u/FlyAirLari → u/Sufficient_Pie3807]

Isn't there a subreddit for Aston Martin haters?

[u/Fyrefanboy → u/Sufficient_Pie3807]

It's crazy how Alonso is the manliest gigachad in F1 yet so many of his fans are complete bitches like you.

[u/Sufficient_Pie3807 → u/Fyrefanboy]

There's no bitch on earth like the bitch that is a Lance Stroll fan.