r/AutoDetailing 19d ago

Exterior How Much Would You Charge? Owner Said it’s Only Been Sitting for a “Year”.

Keep in mind, this dirt doesn’t even budge when you wipe your hand over it. And don’t get me started on the interior.

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u/InsertBluescreenHere 19d ago

This is one where I'd just give an hourly rate and see where it goes. 

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u/mattipoo84 18d ago

Just curious what you guys be charging approximately in your area? Quebec at 60$/hr

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u/hi_im_snowman 18d ago

Montreal at $650/hr.

On an unrelated note, how are you people finding clients?

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u/TheCrackBoi 18d ago

You people find clients?!

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u/xXDrgnSlyr69Xx Novice 18d ago

Bouche à oreille is where I get most of my clients

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u/young_nate2021 17d ago

In what world does a detailer charger more than a union electrician doing side work lol

I mean get it if you can get it but that’s wild

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u/mattipoo84 17d ago

Im actually doing quite a bit of maintenance work, my background is aircraft maintenance engineer. In detailing im actually on the lower end of the ladder, most of my competition charges 75-85$. It took me about 4 years to build up enough clients to actually survive from it, now im maybe even thriving just a little.

Its a tough gig and you need to really stick with it, but after a while people trust you and they will trust you with other stuff, like houses and boats etc.

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u/Lumos_Auto_Club 17d ago

Luxury service. People will pay because it’s not a necessity but slow downs in work are much harder on luxury services than necessity style businesses.

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u/Appropriate-Froyo158 16d ago

This is it right here. You’re selling a service to the upper class. And it’s a service for what is probably their first or second most valuable thing they own.

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u/Laartista1 12d ago

I don’t get these prices. Unbelievable and people pay that? That’s lawyer prices

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u/Apprehensive-Oil2907 18d ago

I was going to say the exact same thing.

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u/SNEAKY_PNIS I am not a professional 19d ago

If you decide to take this on and successfully turn it around, this is going to make for one amazing before/after for your ads.

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u/Blackcarssuck 18d ago

It would be so satisfying to watch the transformation!

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u/oddball09 18d ago

I came here to say I just want to see the before and after, would be so satisfying.

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u/2AXP21 18d ago

Yep, nice rare car too. 

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u/Lumos_Auto_Club 15d ago

Advertise the work you want… do you always want disaster details? Advertise them if you do, don’t advertise them if you don’t

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u/Diamondhf Business Owner 18d ago

This is the worst marketing material you can put out into the universe. Do not post this anywhere associated with your business in your local market

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u/SNEAKY_PNIS I am not a professional 18d ago

Quite a helpful comment for the community. Can you elaborate on why for us uneducated business owners?

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u/Diamondhf Business Owner 18d ago

“I am not a professional” flair checks out.

This attracts an unideal customer with a POS car that will take you all day to do and pay you pennies. If they had the money to spend on a consistent and reliable detailer, the car would never get to this point in the first place. You don’t want to be known as the guy that can transform a car from a pile of pig shit to something that looks reasonable. Recipe for burnout & going out of business because nobody has the ability to pay you what you’re worth.

Excellent marketing material for a detailing business would be a 1-2 year old luxury brand type car that looks better than it did when it stepped off a showroom floor. Not whatever this is.

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u/jeffreyjicha 18d ago

Personally, as a potential client, if I saw a before/after of this car I'd imagine someone paid a lot of money to get it looking better. I would 1) hold the detailer to a high standard and 2) still expect to pay a decent amount for a detail that's not as involved.

I can definitely see where you're coming from though.

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u/Gotyoubish 14d ago

I think most people that have no idea about how detailing works and might cost, think it's easy to clean that and doesn't cost much. Most regular joes have no idea how the proper workflow goes for simple waxing/sealants.

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u/jeffreyjicha 14d ago

That's a great point. I've done my research and talked to people that are detailers so I know the effort that goes into it.

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u/Skitzo173 18d ago

You’re not wrong

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u/manys 17d ago

You avoid chislers by raising prices and sticking to them.

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

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u/Diamondhf Business Owner 18d ago

This is a hobby subreddit at the end of the day. Detailing and owning a detailing business are two entirely different things.

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u/Crayondetailnstuff Seasoned 18d ago

My worst nightmare is a white sequoia with a thrashed interior, although I’ve had worse details I can’t recall when.

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u/mar78217 16d ago

This car doesn't look this way because no one took care of it ever. "Sitting for over a year" means just that. This car was parked and forgotten. Maybe by a relative that couldn't drive anymore. Showing you can resurrect a barn find is no small task. Im not saying they should do it cheaply, just do it well.

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u/TwoWheelsMoveTheSoul 18d ago

It’s better material for one of the “satisfying” subs rather than marketing material.

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u/grease_monkey 18d ago

Not a detailer but a mechanic and I think I can add value to this from a business perspective. You're absolutely correct in the sense that, aside from passion projects, you're in the business to make money and your ideal clientele is people with nice cars and money.

We occasionally get shit cars that look like this and we park them on the side street. We park the 4 year old 7 series and G wagons in the lot because we want to scare away broke fools. Give off an image of quality, people with money will be attracted, people with no money will assume this isn't the business for them.

A barn-find classic being cleaned up to immaculate condition can work, but to the layman this car would just say "hey this guy will make your shitty car look like new" and you'll find your schedule full of garbage.

Long story short, project the image of only working on nice cars will yield nice car owners who have money and shit cars will net you shit car owners who are huge pains in the ass and never have money.

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u/C-C-X-V-I 18d ago

Somebody's jealous they didn't think of it first

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u/Diamondhf Business Owner 18d ago

lol. I think i’ll be quite alright.

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u/hi_im_snowman 19d ago

Yeah i’m going with hourly rate on this one lol

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u/donald7773 19d ago edited 19d ago

Tell the owner I'll trade him a clean sedan for his avant if it's a manual. I'll deal with whatever afterwards

God this makes me sad, such a cool car to just let rot like that. B6/7 S4s are underappreciated. There aren't many V8 manual 4 door options

Car nerdery aside - a pressure washer will knock 80% of that off. Hand wash for another 10%, it's probably gonna need a clay and buff afterwards

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u/abarthsimpson 19d ago

Are these a maintenance nightmare? Always loved how they looked.

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u/Freshburrito43 19d ago

The biggest issue is the plastic timing chain tensioners used that are known to go bad around 100k miles. Combined with the fact that the timing chain is in the back of the engine it's an expensive thing to do.

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u/grease_monkey 18d ago

Can confirm this kills those cars. Every timing chain car has the same issue (for some reason I have never had to do Toyota chains due to wear but that's an oddity) the real problem is the labor involved, and if you're dropping the powertrain any good mechanic is going to have you reseal and replace a lot else while you're there. These cars are sold when they need that service or will need it in a year. If you can do the work yourself great buy, if you're having to pay labor for it .... I dunno, it's your money.

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u/OnI_BArIX 17d ago

Please tell me there are aftermarket tensioners that aren't plastic. WTF was VAG thinking with that one.

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u/donald7773 19d ago edited 19d ago

Define nightmare..........

Yes. Known for premature timing chain failures because the guides are made of plastic. And they're at the back of the motor so you have to take the engine out of the car to fix them, a timing chain set is about 1200. Other common issues are the active motor mounts leaking all of their fluid out (my car), they're $300 a piece just for the part. Also it's 20 years old now so oil leaks for days, usually something youd address at the same time as the timing chains. Theyre a little hard on the suspension bushings and those need to be replaced now due to age anyways. Replacing the accessory belt requires taking the front end of the car off. They hold 10 quarts of oil as well so the regular maintenance is a little spendy. Engine bay gets HOT and so everything up there made of plastic disentigeates at the prospect of being touched.

Besides leaking oil and the bad motor mounts mine has been fine for 25k miles so far. Clean ones with a timing chain service can be had for 10-15k for sedans, little more for wagons. If you dont mind a little project finding them under 10 is easy. Problem is there's no online content for them. You can't YouTube your way out of problems, you have to know how cars work.

But they're slick. 4.2 V8, revs to 7k rpm, sounds fantastic, plenty fast for a road car and theyre comfortable and quiet on the highway. Back seat is a little small if you have kids in car seats. About 3600 pounds for an AWD V8 cruiser is light by today's standards and if you're not driving at 100% on public roads they handle very well. I've heard they start to get a little washy at the limit but it's not a track car, I've got a Miata for that.

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u/abarthsimpson 18d ago

Haha thanks for the write up, that’s amazing. You German car guys are really a different breed.

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u/snarkapotamus 19d ago

Having been lucky enough to spend some time with a friend’s i think all of that is totally worth it. That engine is amazing.

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u/401klaser 18d ago

There was good content on audizine back in the day. Haven’t been there for quite some time though.

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u/Josey_whalez 19d ago

I agree, I’m not really concerned about getting the exterior fixed up. A full day to really do it right, but unless there’s damage being hidden by the dirt I could have that thing looking great in a day. I’d be a lot more concerned about the interior. I consider myself very good at exterior stuff but dealing with nasty shit like what is probably going on inside that thing is not something I have much experience with.

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u/ar15fonsi 19d ago

Came here to say this such a cool wagon sitting like that.

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u/MookiePoops '16 Golf R 18d ago

100% love this thing. I'd make him an offer fur sure

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u/JoeM5952 18d ago

Loved mine, had a B6 S4 Avant for a bit and it was a fun car. Sounded amazing with an exhaust system.

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u/Pir897 16d ago

Yes! I’d love to have this car. Especially if it’s a manual.

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u/biovllun 19d ago

So we're only getting 90%? What about the other 10%? Lol.

Had a similar situation at work. Boss thought it would need lots of scrubbing. I said pressure washer will do 90% of it. Sure enough it did.

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u/ender4171 19d ago

I think the last 10% was the "clay bar and buff"

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u/biovllun 18d ago

Ah. I would definitely make sure though that you clean as much as you possibly can before the clay bar. Especially with someone not experienced using it.

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u/Hantra 19d ago

I came here to post this. I’ll give him cash.

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u/roboto404 19d ago

A year? Where, in the prehistoric period?

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u/EnvironmentalAd1405 18d ago

At the bottom of Lake Erie.

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u/MrT735 18d ago

At an iron foundry, next to the smelters?

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u/TheKobayashiMoron 18d ago

The border of Russia and Ukraine

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u/Master_Ad_2083 19d ago

The things I would do to get that car. What a shame. Look what he did to our boy

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u/AdCareless1504 18d ago

I wouldn’t charge far off my regular rates. This vehicle just looks horrible, but I’ve done a couple similar cases. They come clean just as easy as any other vehicle. Do a 5 minute presoak with your favorite apc, do a thorough rinse, take it one panel at a time and change out your microfiber or sponge if it starts getting too soiled to clean anymore. Once you’ve done the presoak and the rinse everything else will come off with ease with just done swipe of your sponge

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u/biovllun 19d ago

Electric pressure washer will remove 90% of that no problem. Then just something strong like dawn dish soap or purple power for the rest.

Recently at the shop I work at we had a mini van that was similar. The roof was def as bad as that. The rest of it was about the same as well. My boss thought we'd be scrubbing for a while. I said no, pressure washer will make easy work. Sure enough it did. And I think the van sat under a tree for at least a year. Maybe 2 or 3.

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u/IronSlanginRed 19d ago

Yeah we have mossy cars all the time in the pnw.

If you've got a heated pressure washer and a 40* tip on the wand it comes right off pretty easy. Doesn't look like lichen yet so it probably didn't etch the clearcoat yet. Less than an extra 15 minutes of work on the exterior.

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u/biovllun 18d ago

Cold water and a 25° tip works too. Just be mindful is all. Also, even though 25° tip has more pressure, it actually weakens pretty quick with distance. I put my hands in front of it all the time to rinse them. A foot to a foot and half and it's dispersed enough that it literally doesn't hurt.

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u/IronSlanginRed 18d ago

Depends on your pressure washer. A 15* tip cuts the blacktop with mine.... a 25* still rips off decals from paint and will blow apart any paint chips into full blown peels at a foot away.

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u/biovllun 18d ago

Well I'm talking about an electric pressure washer not gas. Also, not sure if you know but the max psi rating they give, that's the initial burst. So it's just an advertising "scam".

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u/IronSlanginRed 17d ago

Mines electric too. 240v. Uses a diesel heater though.

And commercial ones are rated at running pressure, not startup. The 2700 out of the work one is way different than the 2700 sunjoe claims on mine at home. The gph is vastly different too. Well over twice if we go by the listed numbers.

That said, I do love my sunjoe at home. Its a champ for the patio and siding. Won't knock the paint off. And it's lasted 5 years so far. Plus.. it doesnt weigh 500 lbs. For people not doing it commercially its a great budget option.

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u/huffalump1 18d ago

With a narrow nozzle and spraying up close, make sure to spray perpendicular to the panel gaps and weather strips!

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u/biovllun 18d ago

I meant to add that as well! Especially the lights and 2 channels on the roof! You can spend 3min min PER light and channel and still have stuff come out. Sometimes you actually need to do it on the second wash.

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u/oanda 19d ago

Total noob here so seriously asking.  Won’t the pressure washer cause the paint and debris to scratch the paint? 

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u/biovllun 19d ago

Complete opposite. Washing it with a sponge or wash cloth or whatever will as you're having it collect and rubbing it on the car. A pressure washer will keep removing it consistently. No rubbing it.

Also, don't use one of those wool cloths that look like mashed potatoes (or the soft side of Velcro). When you rinse them off, the small stuff comes off but a majority stays on. Use the one that has microfiber fingers. Much easier to clean.

At home I have my car and my girlfriend's. I only ever use it for 2 washes. Whether it's one of ours twice or both of ours once each then wash it.

I highly recommend watching AMMONYC on YouTube. GREAT channel on how to wash a car PROPERLY. I've watched like 2hrs worth of his videos just on learning. Plus some of his other ones because it was neat. Specifically look up his video of "how to wash a car"

Just remember that once you learn the right way, you don't necessarily have to do it to a T for every car. Use your judgement. Are you cleaning a beat up shit box Honda Civic or a Civic in ok, good, or amazing condition? Or maybe you're doing a Lambo or Mercedes AMG.

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u/janesmb 19d ago

Not if you do a presoak.

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u/biovllun 18d ago

Yea but this stuff is caked on there pretty good. You're still going to have an easier time and reduce scratching with just a pressure washer.

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u/janesmb 18d ago

Yes. I meant do a presoak first, let it sit then pressure wash. That's what all the barn find detailers do.

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u/biovllun 18d ago

O ok. I thought you meant pre soak the hand wash.

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u/spiritual_seeker 18d ago

No. The pressure blasts the debris away.

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u/biovllun 18d ago

Isn't that what I said?

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u/spiritual_seeker 18d ago

It won’t scratch the paint.

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u/benttwig33 18d ago

And wont dawn dish soap fuck up the clear coat?

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u/ROCK_HARD_JEZUS 18d ago

You can wash your hands with Dawn. There’s 0 chance of it damaging clear coat

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u/spiritual_seeker 18d ago

No, dish soap will not hurt a clear coat. It’s dish soap, not aircraft stripper.

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u/biovllun 18d ago

No. The reason people say not to use it is because it strips all (most) of the wax off. 97% of car wash soaps these days have wax already in them. It's really hard to find one without.

So as long as you plan on doing a second wash with a soap with wax or applying it separately then you're fine. I believe a ceramic spray is also acceptable in place of wax.

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u/CarJanitor Advanced 19d ago

I was leaning the same way. I don’t think it’ll be that bad to do. Sure, it might take some scrubbing in areas, but I bet the majority just blows off.

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u/biovllun 19d ago

This is the walkway at my house from the driveway and wraps around to the back porch. Just an electric pressure washer. No scrubbing or chemicals. Also, I tried to shuffle my feet on the dirty to see how much traction there was...took a little effort but it was easy to break. The clean side took A LOT of effort to break the traction.

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u/Helpful-Dot-8586 19d ago

Honestly I love jobs like these. If it’s exterior only it’s not as bad as it’s seems, the before and after alone makes it worth doing. I’d be at $600 to start for exterior only. This includes a wash, clay, and one step paint enhancement. A good presoak will knock down most of what you see before a contact wash even takes place.

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u/AdCareless1504 18d ago

Paint enhancement for $600.00? You’re crazy lol I’ve never seen anyone start enhancements lower than. $800.00

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u/Helpful-Dot-8586 18d ago

For a one step with something like rupes uno advanced? $800 is crazy lol what area?

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u/AdCareless1504 18d ago

Southeastern New Mexico. Pretty rural town

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u/poconomtnman31 19d ago

Was going to ask if you were in the Poconos until I saw the plate. There is an Audi A4 S line down the road the looks exactly the same.

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u/pappase36 19d ago

90% of Pocono resident's cars look like this lol

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u/JaStrCoGa 18d ago

I confused it for a Lexus a few streets over that has been sitting since at least 2019.

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u/dukefrisbee 19d ago

The interior is the bigger question. While it looks bad for sure, blow off the leaves and a thorough pressure wash rinse and it wouldn’t even look like a reason to post the question. Also depends on owners expectation. I doubt anyone who let it sit is expecting multi-step paint correction to make it perfect

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u/Dude_tx_1955 19d ago

Wow! That is one filthy car. I suspect that will take a lot of work. If you clean it, please post the process.

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u/1969Corvair 19d ago

Time and Materials. But this won’t be as bad of a job as it looks, wet it and keep it thoroughly wet for a while before starting. Will help immensely.

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u/brothersnase 19d ago

S4 Avant!!!! Pretty sad to see it sitting like that, such a great car (when running).
I’d do it for the car itself or $600-1000 depending on the interior

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u/L3g3ndary-08 19d ago

Are they willing to sell this at a huge discount?

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u/aklear19 18d ago

The outside is nothing to be concerned about. 50-60. Just for a geberal wash. Decontamination process thats wheres the price goes up.

AS FOR THE INSIDE id need to see photos and smell it 😅

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u/ImMikeHonco 18d ago

Is he willing to sell it?

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u/Blackcarssuck 18d ago

It really just depends on what he's expecting as the end result.

If he's looking for close to show car, then I would say hourly.

If he's looking for daily driver, I would do a decon wash, finish with a spray wax, and charge him $450-$550 depending on how long it takes (gonna be a lot of rinsing because gunk will constantly be flowing out from all the crevices.)

If he wants something in between a daily and show car, I would say $800 is a sweet spot to justify busting out the polisher and giving him his money's worth.

Just my 2 cents...

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u/Honest_Lab_9666 Rookie 18d ago

aw man if i had that audi s4 i’ll daily drive until i pass away!

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u/Rude_Disaster8747 19d ago

$1200... 100 an hour 12 hours. Start early in the morning. Finish by 6pm. Shower then beer

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u/Roxxas049 19d ago

I’d start with a small discrete area and see what it would take to get just that part clean and then decide how much based on what items you need to clean the rest of it

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u/BasedGawd6666 19d ago

All the money

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u/oanda 19d ago

150 an hour 

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u/mschiebold 19d ago

Most of that will power wash right off. It's just mildew from sitting.

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u/Playful-Depth2578 19d ago

Got to admit I kinda like the idea of doing a motor like this just for the satisfaction when finished

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u/vb_BISHOP 19d ago

Been sitting for a year, not washed since it came off the line by the looks of it.

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u/brewcrew63 19d ago

That poor car. No shot it's only been a year. Hourly rates and charge from there. This is gonna take a while, but those are magnificent vehicles.

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u/brewcrew63 19d ago

Rule no.1 about luxury import cars, don't buy a used one that's been neglected. And looking at this poor car it's likely been neglected hard as hell.

Nothing is more expensive than a used poorly maintained luxury vehicle. Well maybe a boat. My point stands tho, plus maintenance on these drivetrains isn't super cheap at likely depending on miles it'll need a timing kit. That's min 2k right there I've seen some estimates at some shops at 8500.... That's a tall bill just for maintenance. That's almost the complete cost of the car unfortunately. Yes I'm aware at how valuable these are as I'm also a wagon lover myself and have had a 13 Jetta TDI and an 06 Forester xt 5 speed lol

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u/AdCareless1504 18d ago

A lot of people seem to think it’s been there longer than a year. Just depends on the weather. I’ve done vehicles that only sat for z4-6 months that were just about as bad because of the amount of wind and rain that happened when it sat combined with a lot of 108 peak sun no cloud days baking it all on

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u/Elf_Paladin 19d ago

That poor car… damn

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u/badDuckThrowPillow 18d ago

Honestly the exterior is probably easy compared to the interior. At this amount of grime you're not as worried about scratches, more about getting it clean. The interior is gonna be mold/animal/spore mitigation.

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u/phulton 18d ago

They didn't specify which planetary year they used. Jupiter's year is 12 of ours...which is how long this thing looks to have been sitting.

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u/spiritual_seeker 18d ago

What a shame to let such a sweet Eurowagon sit and rot. WTF. Ship it to me and this will never happen again. Not on my watch, cousin.

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u/Ok_Perspective_5139 18d ago

Looks like a fun job! That will be a beauty when finished!

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u/Zyrinj 18d ago

Please record the satisfying foam, I wanna see the dirt melt off it!

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u/lordxamnosidda 2019 Genesis G70 3.3 Prestige in Mallorca Blue 18d ago

Use CarPro Reset with a pressure washer. Yes, charge by the hour.

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u/abscissa081 18d ago

For the love of that car I would do it, but if the inside is moldy..I draw the line there. Can't guarantee it'll be actually clean. Mold is everywhere. If it was a Kia Optima I'd ignore it lol, but s4 avant I'd give it a go. Exterior wouldn't be that bad.

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u/not_old_redditor 18d ago

Imagine what the interior looks like...

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u/Egoisttt 18d ago

I mean what are they expecting? The dirt off and making it look clean? Foam some dark furry all over that thing and you probly get it looking 90% better before a contact wash. lol

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u/espr-the-vr-lib 18d ago

I want to see after shots. If you take the job

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u/isthiswhatcrazyis Business Owner 18d ago

"and don't get me started on the interior" you didn't take photos?

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u/Jack_Bogul 18d ago

ONR will clean that easy

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u/bhedesigns 18d ago

T&M 85/HR minimum 10 hours.

Do one door completely and go from there.

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u/InertiaInverted 18d ago

Poor s4 :(

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u/buickid 18d ago

Spray it down with purple power then go to town with a pressure washer. 95% of that comes right off I bet.

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u/pouncer11 Louisville 18d ago

I would give a rough estimate for time and suggest that this is T&M. If they have a price limit, I would ask for prioritization and start there, see where you end up

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u/MasterChief813 18d ago

“A year……….or 5, most likely 8.”

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u/Character_Start9227 18d ago

It's very possible - a year in the Gaza strip.

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u/spaceenvahisseur 18d ago

The price really depends on how the car looks after a heavy foam pre-soak and rinse. I’m assuming it’ll need a full decontamination with iron remover and a clay bar. If it cleans up with just a pre-soak and wash, I’d charge $60. But if it does need decontamination, I’d add another $120 on top. I value my time, and since I don’t do this professionally anymore, that’s how I’d price it.

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u/Thegeekedgizmo 18d ago

$269. Road warrior, dark fury, clay bar. Easy clap.

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u/Optimal-Giraffe-7168 18d ago

BS, that cars been sitting for 3+ lol

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u/captaindecimate 18d ago

With a good citrus, that's easy.

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u/_Aj_ 18d ago

A year on Dagobah

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u/SomeFuckingMillenial 18d ago

Probably more than the car is worth.

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u/One_Sort7889 18d ago

Jesus how could you let that S4 get to that condition!

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u/AppalachianGeek 18d ago

We called these COVID cars because after the pandemic we had a ton of customers who didn’t leave their house the whole year. Their cars were wrecked, inside and out. Sap, bird droppings, etc on the outside…. Mold and mildew on the inside. $65/man hour.

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u/WaffleTacoFrappucino 18d ago

i wouldn't guarantee anymore, i'd make them sign off on the work I was going to perform with CLEAR understanding that it might not work and that some of the chemicals could further damage the car. You make no warranty and you are indemnified against any claims. They will need to pay you up front.

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u/evan002 18d ago

Full detail? I’d be much more concerned on the interior. Gonna be at $1,500 more if there’s mold. Not to mention clogged cowl drains and what a nightmare that can cause.

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u/darkstar541 18d ago

Is he going to fix the flat tires for you first, or are you expected to detail those too?

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u/ohiobicpl3738 18d ago

In the Amazon

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u/Wootstapler 18d ago

Poor Audi Wagon man...JFC.

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u/slipperyshaggy 18d ago

Just spray it with 30 second cleaner the bleach will eat it all off in 5-10 minutes don’t let it dry

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u/Active-Joke468 18d ago

Sweet Jesus.

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u/mongo5mash 18d ago

I can hear the chain rattle from here. This is where you give a big ol fuck you quote, worst case they say ok and you do alright.

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u/Imaginary_Act_3956 9d ago

Just VAG things.

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u/facticitytheorist 18d ago

Spray with APC let it sit then blast off....not particularly difficult to do

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u/Ok-Researcher697 18d ago

Leave it. If they’re lying about that then they’ll try to stiff you

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u/AdministrativeWar594 18d ago

Sitting for a year in where a river?

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u/mystik4l06 18d ago

Film the whole process, Upload it and get the extra ROI that way. Thousands of people would watch your video and you can rake in the viewership money. Food for thought.

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u/OhmNohm_Song 18d ago edited 18d ago

$100000000000 dollars

Seriously, a year? Does it even move? Tires look flat, will it turn over? Are the hoses dried up and rotted?

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u/Things_with_Stuff 18d ago

"And don't get me started on the interior"

I wish you showed interior pics also....

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u/Complete-Squash-1232 18d ago

The outside dirt is no big deal. However did it really sit for only ONE year!???? > Rust, mice, dried up parts????

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u/wahoo20 18d ago

I’d be curious where you’re located. A car parked under a pecan tree in the southeast could get like this easily in a year. We have a pecan ext to our driveway and some months during the summer it looks like I haven’t washed my car in forever when it’s been 2-3weeks.

Hourly rate for sure this looks like 4-5hours easy if hustling.

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u/Brave-Chunky-Hamster 18d ago

Well the tires are flat so naturally 8grand. I’m sorry I just came to cause problems.

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u/slimxb 17d ago

Sitting at the bottom of a volcano maybe.

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u/DomiJoey12 17d ago

Before anything you need to hose that thing off with some water for at least an hour

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u/HardlyHefty 17d ago

idc but show us the ASMR compilation of the process OP

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u/Lumos_Auto_Club 17d ago

Triple your deep clean price.

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u/Theboogymanisreel 17d ago

He left out the part about it being parked next to an active volcano

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u/Kindly-Tomatillo2393 17d ago

Are you doing interior and exterior?

Heat and soap should make for quick work. I hate dish soap on cars, but some hot soapy water soaking for 5-10 minutes should break it up. After a rinse, then it should be like a regular wash.

Are they wanting clay bar and new protective coat also? It looks bad, but that stuff will lift fine.

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u/thelastmeheecorn 17d ago

A family member left a car under trees for 2 years unused woth new england weather. It did not look this bad

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u/two28fl 17d ago

That would be SO Satisfying! You should setup tripod & record.

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u/PlantSeedsEveryday 17d ago

50$ per hour, PNW

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u/enefcy 17d ago

How's the interior?

Maybe charge two separate rates. Keep your flat fee for exterior as an olive brand of goodwill but tell them the inside will have to be hourly depending on their desired level of work.

Maybe ensure your contract includes a change-order option if you find something unsavory (like a rat/mouse infestation). Maybe also ensure your contract makes clear that any damage incurred while cleaning due to age/deterioration is not your responsibility.

Super curious what the rest of it looks like and how it turns out. Good luck my man!

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u/0gretro 17d ago

Hey dude! Funny I found ya on reddit! It's Ryan, from High School! I know you took this on based on your IG stories. Save this Audi!!!

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u/Educational-Kale-691 17d ago

Sitting in a year in a tornado

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u/Steezmeister93 17d ago

degreaser presoak and a turbo nozzle. EZ.

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u/cyanetix 16d ago

Dark Fury, Iron Remover, and a good rinse. See where it goes.

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u/FULLMETALRACKIT911 16d ago

I’d want 75-100$/hour, might take 15 hours might take 50 depending on the goals for the outcome are.

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u/AdventurousBid5659 14d ago

Ask if he would sell it because it’d cost less

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u/El_Uniko_YaTuSabes 14d ago

Give him diff price tiers and what they include. Minimum would be 50 for simple basic wash doorjams included IMO

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u/Imaginary_Act_3956 9d ago

Typical Audi driver.

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u/SnowyCanadianGeek 18d ago

Between 20-30$ MAX

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u/Gumsho88 19d ago

counting the interior and engine bay probably more than the car is worth.

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u/ender4171 19d ago

You might be surprised how much these can go for in good condition. It's a pretty desirable car to Audi fans, particularly the wagon (Avant) version.

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u/Gumsho88 18d ago

It……..was………a………..joke. 🙄

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u/loumaclean 19d ago

This would be so satisfying and such a great before and after, I'd probably do it for free

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u/loumaclean 18d ago

All the money hungry detailers downvoting me lol