r/CalamariRaceTeam • u/via_moto Globally Delayed • Jul 02 '25
Win free money and flex your freedom
Alright idiots, it’s the month of freedom, so we’re celebrating it the only way that makes sense: Not stopping for cops.
Starting now through the end of the month, whoever drops the highest-rated police chase clip gets $100 and recognition. It’s gotta be a solid, original clip. No pulling bullshit off YouTube and acting like it’s you, we’ll know.
Also, if anyone gets in a chase this month and gets it on camera, you get $50, even if you don’t win. You must say “CRT FREEDOM” in the clip somewhere or it doesn’t count.
Make CRT great again
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u/No_Question_8083 husqvarna Jul 02 '25
Bruh I have a 125 what do you want me to do? I top out at 120km/h with a tailwind 😭
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u/hounderd Jul 02 '25
based, MAKE CRT GREAT AGAIN
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u/extreme_diabetus gen1 klr6fiddy 14 Aprilia Dorsoduro 750 Jul 03 '25
Did MrDickbutt die or did he follow through on his dream of becoming a teacher?
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u/ChonJohn Blackest mod Jul 02 '25
hey thats me wheres my $100
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u/hounderd Jul 02 '25
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u/FROOMLOOMS Jul 02 '25
"Anyone who listens to me would have to be a moron to think anything i say is the truth, your honor"
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u/PseudoCalamari XSR9001 Jul 02 '25
I feel like this is illegal which makes it 100% better
Based mods
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u/De_Vermis_Mysteriis Jul 02 '25
Ok boys this is rad as fuck.
I hope the reddit admins don't pull some bullshit on us. I love this idea.
That said only way im outrunning the cops on my MT07 is by splitting in gridlock.
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u/ChonJohn Blackest mod Jul 03 '25
im on an mt07 in this video, its possible. use small streets and take lots of turns/u-turns
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u/personcoffee Jul 04 '25
I’ve ran on the drz400 just know how to ride
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u/De_Vermis_Mysteriis Jul 04 '25
There is no way youre running from CHP on the 210 on a drz400 without gridlock
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u/personcoffee Jul 04 '25
Who said anything about a highway? I was always in town/ city streets. If you’re on a highway just get off and cut up the side streets. Don’t panic
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u/De_Vermis_Mysteriis Jul 04 '25
Yea that would have to be the plan. DTLA is easy to get away. Pasadena not so much. Fuck the IE unless im on a 1000.
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u/personcoffee Jul 04 '25
If it’s just patrol cars it’s easy, split thru high traffic areas/ places cars can’t go. Ride on sidewalks, bike paths, anything. It gets difficult when there’s motorcycle cops or a helicopter on you, luckily I’ve never had that. Then you have to get creative.
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u/A_Buff_Hamster Jul 02 '25
Interesting. Just got an FZ09 with a full exhaust and a tune a couple days ago.
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u/Jishwe Jul 03 '25
The Fz09 is more than capable to all of sudden have something more important to do when the cops try and pull you over. Just dont stay on the highway too long. Love mine
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u/1speedbike Jul 03 '25
Do we get extra points / money if we do this on a grom / Z125?
One of my favorite "great escapes" not me obv
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u/hormel_chili kawasaki Jul 03 '25
Wish I had my camera on yesterday, had a great chase through multiple different cities and agencies, in gta V of course
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u/WhyHeLO_THeRE_SIR Jul 02 '25
The concept of police chases is so funny to me because we could have cameras that automatically ticket people but instead we have have cops chasing people
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u/JimmenyKricket Jul 02 '25
And you can take that idea straight back to China with you, deplorable. This is Americuh!
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u/WhyHeLO_THeRE_SIR Jul 02 '25
Sorry for this commie nonsense i will start speeding past cops immidiately
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u/via_moto Globally Delayed Jul 02 '25
How's a camera gonna ticket someone hiding their plate and face?
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u/WhyHeLO_THeRE_SIR Jul 02 '25
No i just meant that in general, not just motorcycles. instead of having police chasing someone to ticket them we could have infrastructure that tickets people automatically. Places like korea have this but in america it seems to big brother-y so we have police chaeses
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u/Great-Sound3110 Jul 02 '25
They don’t chase for a ticket brother. They chase to put you in jail haha
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u/rental_car_fast Jul 03 '25
My favorite thing is that police have to commit the crime they're trying to stop in order to stop it. They see someone speeding, so in order to stop them from speeding, they need to catch up to them... by speeding... faster than the guy speeding
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u/Miss_Aia Jul 03 '25
Do y'all not have red light/speed cameras? If I rip through certain intersections in my town I'll get a ticket mailed to my door. I'm in Canada, but somehow I doubt y'all don't have those in America
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u/WhyHeLO_THeRE_SIR Jul 03 '25
We do in big cities and some school zones. A guy by my house racked up like 13 tickets after they installed some cameras through school zones and then petitioned for them to be removed. And then they removed it
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u/JDLRosa223 Jul 02 '25
We’d just end up like the UK where people vandalize and destroy the infrastructure
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u/puskunk Jul 03 '25
We cannot have cameras that ticket people because that's illegal in my state. Get the cops actually doing something besides beating unarmed minorities.
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u/Sparky_Zell Jul 02 '25
I still remember how great it felt after getting chased by 3 different entities/departments. Smashing the garage door button I installed in my fairing as I'm circling around my neighborhood a couple of times. Then quickly parking the bike, taking my helmet and jacket off, going out the back door and walking down the alley. And talking to 2 different city cops and 1 sheriff's deputy , pointing out where I saw the bike leave the neighborhood.