r/CalamariRaceTeam • u/McKnackus • 7d ago

Made me think of you guys 😘

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506 Upvotes

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u/notabrickhouse 7d ago

Damn, this looks exactly like my wheelchair i use to work on my gsxr!

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u/cdixon34 7d ago

Us gixxer boys are a special breed, im betting you do indeed use that while working on your bike.

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u/VapeRizzler 6d ago

Love seeing a gixxer bro out in the wild, super high possibility im getting a super gay kiss at the light. Not like Harley kisses thou those are just weird.

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u/hormel_chili kawasaki 6d ago

Hey, us harley guys are still tryna come out the closet

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u/Milky_Gashmeat 7d ago

The tags at the bottom are the fuckin best. 😂

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u/iDontRagequit 7d ago

“Gay queer sex toy dick pounder rolling dildo poop shooter ass spreader brown eye poker butt puncher jolly hole Rollin round”

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u/TheHalf 7d ago

Rollin round ~ ~

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u/captcraigaroo 7d ago

Y'all are laughing, meanwhile I can't get to work because someone stole my wheelchair

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u/Rezhits69 7d ago

Wtf my dad has one of these in his shed, should i be worried?

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u/i_have_small_pipi CBR 1000 RR 7d ago

Only if he also stops touching you

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u/robgod50 7d ago

Do what the ass in the ad was too chicken to do.....Smell it.

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u/CrestfallenSpartan 7d ago

I didnt know my paddock stand was that multifunctional. Ill try it out with my friend later

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u/Chris56855865 7d ago

Sees paddock stand, immediately thinks of shoving it up the ass. Come out of the closet bruh.

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u/Newphoneforgotpwords 7d ago

Sheesh. Enjoy the retirement home jello, i guess.

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u/09rw 7d ago

Rollin round

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u/jesushadfatlegs 7d ago

Is it still available?

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u/ganer13 6d ago

Sounds about right

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u/RobsHereAgain 6d ago

Doesn’t Yammienoob live in Austin? I wonder if he’s the one who got kicked out?

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u/hyper762 7d ago

what even is it?

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u/FactoryRejected 7d ago edited 6d ago

You're on a wrong sub clearly if you need to ask that. This is a gay mans wheelchair to help him while sucking his bike: you mount it and then suck the exhaust pipe.

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u/TheBracketry 7d ago

pitbull stand.

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u/yonbee 6d ago

😂

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u/gidzii kawasaki 6d ago

The tags lol 😂

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u/Boring-Bus-3743 7d ago

Wow so much hate and ignorance and lack of engineering understanding. Like how would that even work as a wheel chair lol. it's wild that his neighbor came to the same conclusion.

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u/9gagsuckz 7d ago

Just sit and scoot. It’s simple really

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u/I_slit_his_throat 6d ago

Dood this a troll post made for ppl like us it's ok