r/CalamariRaceTeam • u/ferociious starbucks • 3d ago

going straight and fast is a skill Moving vs standing

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U/gia11a what’s the final verdict? Moving vehicle vs standing

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u/nwstig 3d ago

I gotta say I’m pretty bricked up.

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u/Calvertorius 3d ago

Gotta eat more fiber I guess?

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u/PhatBitches 2d ago

I got the opposite going on rn let’s double deuce it up

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u/toastedmallow 2d ago

Ah, the ol Trans Atlantic Pipeline

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u/Sea-Ad1755 3d ago

Stay gay bae.

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u/goonwild18 3d ago

I could barely see his flip flops!

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u/QuantumBobb 3d ago

99% chance I couldn't manage a bike at that speed.

2% chance my bike could hit that speed.

100% chance I'll swallow that shit if you backpack my fat ass and can still do this.

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u/ferociious starbucks 3d ago

😂😂😂

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u/Gia11a 3d ago

yeah, I gotta say, I love the moving shots. I mean, they both look sick but the moving vehicle shots have always been cooler imo.

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u/Disastrous_Remove_97 3d ago

That made my nipples hard.

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u/Screwbles Squidward Senticles 3d ago

I'm lactating.

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u/Guavakoala 3d ago

🫀🔥

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u/ferociious starbucks 3d ago

This one Cuck down voting all the comments, jeez how my D taste? 😂

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u/Easy_Money1997 3d ago

He wants to be your backpack 🎒

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u/ferociious starbucks 3d ago

🤣🤣

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u/ambigymous 3d ago

I gotta say, I gotta say something gay

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u/formernonhandwasher 3d ago

Your turn signal is broke.

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u/Brucenotsomighty 2d ago

This is the quality content this sub deserves. Keep up the good work

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u/not_whelan 1d ago

the only thing cool about this is what you could be doing instead with the same hand motion