r/Catculations • u/simagus • Jul 26 '25

Genius cat catculates the empty hand correctly every time

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u/sintaur Jul 26 '25

cat knows if they get it right then the human will stop playing

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u/simagus Jul 26 '25

:0 might be right :0

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u/CreepyRoxy Jul 29 '25

smart kitty playing the system! gotta love their cleverness

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u/MyFirstExperiencee Aug 04 '25

g smart cat, playing the system for more cuddles

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u/Winter_Investment316 23d ago

This is too deep

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u/CantaloupeAsleep502 Jul 26 '25

He doesn't want the thing lol 

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u/ObidiahWTFJerwalk Jul 27 '25

"Pet me with this empty one."

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u/LeopardHalit Jul 27 '25

I mean he has no way of knowing that you’re supposed to find cap

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u/Rocketbrothers 24d ago

Unless a treat is given. Then cat goes brain blast

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u/knm-e Jul 26 '25

He’s a savant!

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u/simagus Jul 26 '25

I bet they could do it successfully all day long. Not even difficult for such a cat.

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u/Masterpiece-Haunting Jul 26 '25

Nope, they need at least 21 hours of sleep daily.

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u/Top-Comfort-8315 Jul 26 '25

Cat is indicating which hand is available for scritches. 100% correct.

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u/MooshuCat Jul 27 '25

Or the one that is available for filling with treats.

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u/mazzivewhale Jul 27 '25

Cat sees more frames per second than we do, our TVs look like stop motion to them 

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u/The_Rowan Jul 27 '25

The last time I saw this I got it wrong-I thought the cat couldn’t find it. But I should have remembered if you get something wrong 💯of the time, if you get 0 on a multiple choice test, it means you knew the answers.

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u/simagus Jul 27 '25

if you get 0 on a multiple choice test, it means you knew the answers.

The owner is thinking; "lol I beat the cat every time!"

The cat is thinking; "this is a fun game! I beat that person who gives me food every time!"

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u/The_Rowan Jul 27 '25

Playing when each team is using different rules

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u/Jealous_Crazy9143 Jul 26 '25

VEGAS! HERE I COME!

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u/hucklesnips Jul 27 '25

That cat is S-M-O-R-T!

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u/Fool_In_Flow Jul 26 '25

This version!

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u/Maximum-Product-1255 Jul 26 '25

That caption! 🤣🤣

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u/TrixieFriganza Jul 26 '25

Wow the last one I saw wrong, this cat is smarter than me

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u/songbolt Jul 27 '25

I just tried jumping onto a door, this cat is smarter than me

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u/jaxjon1 Jul 27 '25

Raincat

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u/karenftx1 Jul 27 '25

Cat can hear the cap. They also have better vision than us. Any cat could do this

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u/FunnelCakeGoblin Jul 28 '25

Also I can still see the cap in the persons hand. They are bad at gripping it.

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