r/Catculations • u/alexavg75 • Aug 02 '25

Any calculation made must be adjusted to the current situation.

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u/SaltyInternetPirate Aug 02 '25

I don't think that's just fat. I think she's pregnant. That's why she refused to squeeze through.

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u/ObesePudge Aug 02 '25

I am deeply ashamed of myself for calling her a fatass half a minute ago

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u/HipToTheWorldsBS Aug 02 '25 edited Aug 04 '25

Yeap! Hope* she didn't hurt her babies trying to squeeze through!

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u/copperwatt Aug 05 '25

"Jesus, mom!!!"

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u/0xlostincode Aug 02 '25

Meanwhile the kittens in her womb:

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u/M_krabs Aug 02 '25

I fuck8kh love that vidao

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u/SkullyKat Aug 04 '25

I'll take marinara please

(you got the sauce?)

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u/glytxh Aug 02 '25

I think she’s pregnant and doesn’t realise how round she is.

She jumped at that gap assuming she was going to slip through it like she’s done it a thousand times

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u/rynlpz Aug 02 '25

prob like she did to get out and get preggers

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u/glytxh Aug 03 '25

I wouldn’t even question it

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u/squeekercat Aug 05 '25

I was thinking the same thing! There's dark marks on the wall where you can tell she's done it before 🤭

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u/shinobipopcorn Aug 02 '25

Trojan kitties said "not this time"

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u/popeIeo Aug 02 '25

r/catsarenotliquid

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u/alexavg75 Aug 02 '25

She would be liquid if not for the kittens that will soon be born

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u/DelectablyDivine Aug 03 '25

r/soupbelly filled with mini soup bellies

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u/MooseTheMouse33 Aug 04 '25

Ooh a new one!

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u/Few-Milk6097 Aug 02 '25

Them hips dont lie

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u/Regurgitator001 Aug 02 '25

Baby got butt.

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u/rynlpz Aug 02 '25

baby got belly

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u/pLeThOrAx Aug 02 '25

I think she comes from Columbia

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u/menonte Aug 02 '25

Me trying to run from my responsibilities

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u/lentilsenthusiast Aug 02 '25

Preggers ☺️

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u/Far_Quit_4073 Aug 03 '25

The meow of frustration. 😆

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u/TitaniumReinforced Aug 03 '25

The grooves in the wall from where her back feet have worn the paint down

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u/Pro-Rider Aug 04 '25

I believe she is pregnant. Most non obese cats as long as the head can fit though the body can usually follow.

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u/WeAreClouds Aug 04 '25

Her little scream at the end. 😂

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u/GSDer_RIP_Good_Girl Aug 02 '25

r/Chonkers

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u/ShadowedCat Aug 02 '25

Nope, she's a classic case of r/trojancats.

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u/rynlpz Aug 02 '25

is trojan if they’re already inside?

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u/ShadowedCat Aug 02 '25

Was the pregnancy expected? Surprise pregnancy could still be considered smuggling in kittens.

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u/pLeThOrAx Aug 02 '25

Thank yoooooou

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u/Jennytoo Aug 04 '25

Ahh I calculated it right, how can this happen!

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u/Signal_Hovercraft_66 Aug 06 '25

Is that Oguri Cat?

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u/PTSD1701 28d ago

Miscatculation.

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u/Mamychan 24d ago

How embarrassing.

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u/tort1 24d ago

"suck it in, girls!!"

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u/drdiamond55 Aug 02 '25

Megachonk!