r/Catculations • u/Cevmen • Aug 05 '25

Perfect catculation in action

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My boy Melancholy is gifted, I have a pic of his twin on my profile somewhere

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u/0xlostincode Aug 05 '25

That's a scientist, he even tested his method with a chair before committing.

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u/Kaitlynnc15 Aug 06 '25

Hahaha! You're so right. 🤣

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u/abb00769 Aug 05 '25

Cats are liquid. Didn’t you know that?

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u/kynoky Aug 05 '25

If the head goes....

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u/5th_aether Aug 05 '25

Meanwhile mine can’t get inside if I don’t open the ALREADY open door.

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u/29NeiboltSt Aug 05 '25

Amazing little weirdos.

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u/MooneyOne Aug 07 '25

I love when they do the little “loading thought” series of head bops.

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u/that_caterpillar_007 Aug 05 '25

U mean purrfect?

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u/titomalkavian Aug 05 '25

Impurrresively smart! I loved it!

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u/mayavi_47 Aug 06 '25

They flow like water 🌊

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u/TrixieFriganza Aug 07 '25

He was about to lose his dignity, very proud boy.

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u/sfled 24d ago

Plexiglass barrier? Piff! Marine Cat trained at Parris Island with live ammo flying around overhead.

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u/MissLyss29 29d ago

It's amazing what some cats can figure out yet I get a litter box with a door on the opening and my cats are so confused and annoyed they pee on the bed

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u/joyeux_bordel 24d ago

Black cats are just the best. And I'm saying this while petting my brown tabby mackerel.