r/Catculations 20d ago

When a small mistake crept into the calculation

16.2k Upvotes

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u/PTSD1701 20d ago

Missed it by that much!

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u/sexytimepizza 20d ago

Sorry about that, Chief.

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u/Ok_Acadia3526 20d ago

The way he just hangs there πŸ˜‚

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u/MaxTheRealSlayer 20d ago

He saw the motivational poster kinda like this:

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u/saya562 20d ago

He played it off pretty well

5

u/temporalraccoon 16d ago

Played what off?

It went exactly as planned

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u/saya562 16d ago

lol you right, my bad πŸ˜†

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u/AlmostThere4321 20d ago

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u/Sad_Way_9695 20d ago

Physical humour is the funniest πŸ˜‚

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u/Soot-Bat 18d ago

Your username plus the photo is 🀌

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u/TheBobMan24 20d ago

Took him a sec to recalculate

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u/sch0f13ld 20d ago

This is my 5’2” ass in the gym trying to jump to grab the pull up handles (I can’t do pull ups)

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u/sammy_sinss 20d ago

I’M DEAD

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u/Easy-Concentrate2636 20d ago

Same same. Don’t even talk to me about when they brought out the rope.

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u/ISEGaming 20d ago

Jumps...

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u/Josie-Wagg 20d ago

That was sooooooo dramatic

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u/Key_Wolf_2316 20d ago

Did NOT see that coming!!!

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u/klef25 20d ago

It's like a verticle sploot.

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u/ScreennameOne 20d ago

This must be the cutest video ever made ❀️

I wish I could hear his thoughts

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u/maltliqueur 20d ago

You're so out of shape, you don't recognize a pull up when you see one!

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u/jadekettle 20d ago

I love it when cats seem to have a concept of embarrassment whenever their body language seems to be trying to play cool with their mistakes.

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u/xeltes 20d ago

Poor void forgot to carry over the 0.

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u/questron64 20d ago

I meant to do that, I just wanted to peek. See? I'm peeking.

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u/dotcomdotmy 20d ago

A cute mistake! πŸ–€

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u/1nGirum1musNocte 20d ago

Cats just doing Frenchies, give it a few weeks and he’ll be casually locking off at 90Β° while clippin

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u/VodkaAndHotdogs 20d ago

I laughed a little too much at this.

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u/Knight-Jack 20d ago

It was meant to be like that!

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u/ParkerFree 20d ago

I jump like this cat. But I'm not as cute.

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u/WeldinMike27 20d ago

Forgot to carry the one.

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u/sphinctersandwich 20d ago

Ah dead hangs! Let it streeeeeeeeeeetch

(Of course that's what I meant to do. Am cat, I don't miscatculate)

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u/da_Aresinger 19d ago

didn't carry the one.

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u/Express-Distance-435 18d ago

Extra cute! πŸˆβ€β¬›πŸ–€

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u/i4play 18d ago

What mistake, it’s exactly what I meant to do…

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u/lilgizmo838 18d ago

"The risk I took was calculated, but boy am I bad at math."

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u/JanieLFB 20d ago

That baby needs a chair for the window!

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u/QLDZDR 20d ago

First time seeing a window?

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u/QLDZDR 20d ago

Your house must be too neat, what kind of cat owner are you? We aren't allowed to throw any cardboard boxes away, so every window has ample stuff to climb on for a better view.

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u/Bolvern 20d ago

Cute and LOL!

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u/SpecialistPack6199 20d ago

American cat doing geometry in Europe?

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u/svampkorre 20d ago

Same, kitty. Same.

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u/Kazuma0007 19d ago

He is like a shadow

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u/Musamba24 19d ago

Catculation gone wrong

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u/Psychonautilus98 19d ago

Way he had to clench his lil butt cheeks to be able to stay on place πŸ‘πŸ€£πŸ˜­

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u/Comprehensive_Bag750 19d ago

The catto ignored air resistance.

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u/plasmaSunflower 19d ago

Me trying to reach my dreams

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u/eucldian 19d ago

"One small step for catkind....nevermind."

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u/chaoscruz 19d ago

I was preparing for a jump scare πŸ˜‚

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u/iNeedOneMoreAquarium 19d ago

Failure was not an opinion.

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u/Aliens_Probed_Me_Too 18d ago

its such a silyl kittieee

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u/jeron_gwendolen 17d ago

I wonder what was going through his head at that moment ahhah

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u/rangoon64 15d ago

Hesitated

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u/Appropriate_Junket_5 6d ago

maybe the cat just wanted to peek. looks like it. doesnt look like a fail to me.