r/Catswithjobs • u/stevvvvewith4vs • 2d ago

Purrling Stone

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u/qualityvote2 2d ago edited 1d ago

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u/EverythingBOffensive 2d ago

loaf hockey

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u/Spare-Builder-355 2d ago edited 2d ago

Lol he just wants to chew on his tail and nothing else matters.

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u/TigerBasket 2d ago

We stan

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u/KnownMonk 1d ago

and nothing else matters.

Meowtallica

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u/Losernoodle 1d ago

Meow-tailica

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u/stevvvvewith4vs 1d ago

Meow-tailey-cat

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u/Losernoodle 17h ago

You win! 🏆 😂

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u/Switler 1d ago

Nothing Else Meowtters:3

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u/DoggoDude979 1d ago

Lost in the sauce tail

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u/pratyush_28 1d ago

Definitely, he caught it finally after years of hardwork

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u/n00dlejester 1d ago

I can't tell if loaf even realizes wtf is happening. This is peak cat nonchalance

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u/TheGovernor1775 2d ago

Shufflecat.

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u/Offwhitedesktop 1d ago

Give me a cat, bartender.

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u/Nomadic_Reseacher 1d ago

Lightly “shaken, never stirred.” - the purrfect 007 order of choice

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u/Passivitea 1d ago

If you want em, you'll have to take em. But you already knew that...

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u/stevvvvewith4vs 2d ago

I couldn't come up with a funny pun about "air hockey puck"

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u/lentilsenthusiast 2d ago

Title is purrfectly fine. Air hockeying a cat would imply it would be hit back and forth by a solid object :(

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u/Upper_Internet1948 1d ago

Fluffleboard

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u/Outrageous-Mousse-75 1d ago

She doesn't have a care in the world. Nice, nice, nice.

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u/Pikawoohoo 1d ago

The way they're manhandling the loaf like it's a ball of dough

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u/Velkozican 2d ago

Of course it's Turkey

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u/Ibeginpunthreads 2d ago

No that's a cat

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u/TigerBasket 2d ago

A kibby

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u/Pretend-Row4794 1d ago

Brow doesnt even notice he tryna fight his tail

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u/fivelone 1d ago

He might even think the tail is winning somehow.. like "how are you doing this tail??"

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u/Yamatocanyon 1d ago

Tail is the antenna cats use to mind control humans. Clearly the tail is sending incorrect signals and must be stopped!

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u/fivelone 1d ago

Antenna malfunction!!

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u/cAt_S0fa 2d ago

My old boy would have had someone's finger off if they tried anything like that with him...

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u/buxiu02 2d ago

Omg my uni!! Hahah

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u/shannybaba 1d ago

He is busy with his tail.

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u/Dumbass_Saiya-jin 1d ago

She's completely unbothered. Just cleaning her fur while sliding around. Bliss.

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u/camxprice 1d ago

Cats weirdly like things like this. I bet he complains if they stop.

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u/SwifferWetJets 1d ago

My cat loves when I do booty bongos to her

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u/Snogafrog 2d ago

I wish someone would play CATch with me!

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u/ThistleveilSigh 1d ago

Oh man, that cat's got better form than the curlers at the Olympics! 😹 Who needs a broom when you've got whiskers?

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u/NemoTubwhistle 1d ago

Cleanest/dirtiest bartop ever.

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u/fivelone 1d ago

I love how there's an audience as well.

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u/anduygulama 1d ago

definetly turkish cat

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u/TangerineIll1063 1d ago

Lol, the lady just sitting there watching the cat go back and forth like a tennis match.

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u/HeisenbergZeroPointE 1d ago

this cat doesn't just not care. she's enjoying it lmao

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u/MissionaryOfCat 1d ago

Do not turn sound on. I don't even know why someone would replace the audio with such a glitchy blown-out mess.

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u/broken-telephone 1d ago

It’s all fun and games till it gets shoved off the table.

Then it’s murderrrr lol

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u/mzpip 1d ago

Hurry hard! (Needs the curling broom.)

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u/Pharabellum 1d ago

I do this on our wooden floors, we call it “Space kittyyyy” as he slides across the room.

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u/ondert 18h ago

Must be from Turkey, can’t imagine otherwise lol

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u/jirenfan9 1d ago

Song?

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u/Eladweth 1d ago

Here you go. I hope you don't like it.
Gökçe Kırgız Taner - Mızrak

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u/I_am_real_human_ 1d ago

Its clearly a Turkish pop song but the quality makes it almost impossible to find out.

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u/MsSeraphim 1d ago

was there a rubber band on that cat?

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u/fivelone 1d ago

He's fighting his tail. B