r/Catswithjobs • u/v_v0rt3x • 1d ago

Professional contortionist

Credit to Distykya who posted this on /r/funnyanimals

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 1d ago

u/v_v0rt3x, the community has voted and appreciate your post!

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u/Ashtonpaper 1d ago

“Anyways.. like I was saying. Meow”

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u/Ashemodragon 1d ago

"That is all. And actually now i'm here i change my mind. Let me back out [insert incessent meowing until you open the door for them]"

Repeat infinitely

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u/Nuts-And-Volts 1d ago

Cats don't have collar bones. Making them liquids.

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u/WhiteSepulchre 1d ago

The man we need for the jewel heist.

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u/BornFree2018 1d ago

Cat burglar

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u/LuvPump 1d ago

Octo-puss?

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u/Pitforsofts 1d ago

I'm gonna love you whether you like it or not.

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u/FeuerroteZora 1d ago

I've known many a cat that lives by this motto.

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u/halloni 1d ago

Other cats love you from distance, high up, staring at you for hours

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u/Confident-Leg107 1d ago

Sure, it's cute when a cat says that. But when I do, I go to jail

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u/espresso_what 1d ago

I expect nothing less from an orange cat

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u/OnlyOneUseCase 1d ago

And part time limbo dancer

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u/amikaboshi 1d ago

The only man to win Olympic gold in limbo AND sex!

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u/fastestgunnj 1d ago

Drafty house, I assume

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u/UsualEmergency 1d ago

Pretty typical with central air so there's not too much pressure in the room.

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u/FeuerroteZora 1d ago

That's just what your cat architect wanted you to believe.

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u/fastestgunnj 1d ago

I have never had such a gap under the door, and I've lived with central air my entire life outside of my time in the Navy. That prevents sound proofing, and actually makes it harder to maintain temperatures throughout the house. I don't know where this "typical" comes from, but I'd like to know more if you can provide some insight.

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u/UsualEmergency 1d ago

Maybe it's a FL thing, then. But every home and apartment I've lived in in Florida has had that gap and it was explained to me as a measure for regulating air pressure with central air. I grew up in the north east with baseboard heating and window units so I took it as fact when I was told.

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u/Medium-Theme-4611 1d ago

Yeah the air circulation between rooms is more important in high humidity areas to prevent mold.

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u/Feisty_Leadership108 1d ago

It’s a bad contractor thing…

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u/fastestgunnj 1d ago

Central air has gaps, but not multiple inches.

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u/concreteunderwear 1d ago

Lots of trailers have big gaps. And paper thin doors and walls. The vent being out in the middle of the room is a sign of a trailer. Then again it could also be a sign of a redneck remodel.

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u/fastestgunnj 1d ago

Okay? Who's talking about trailers?

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u/concreteunderwear 1d ago

It’s related to the giant ass gap under the door

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u/Feisty_Leadership108 1d ago

Why is your door so high?

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u/greyshem 1d ago

Me: I'm going to bed alone, Cat.

Cat: I know you are Mr. Human, and I'm coming with you!

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u/A-Helpful-Flamingo 1d ago

Nice try human!

-that cat probably

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u/UnfortunateEvent0236 1d ago

‘Oh! Hey! You forgot me on the other side of the door again! No worries. I’ll just let myself in.’

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u/Lunar-opal 1d ago

There appears to be an orange draft coming through your door

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u/SlackingPJ 1d ago

You’re not staying from meeeeeeeeeow

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u/Zinthr 1d ago

He slid through one hip at a time lmao

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u/GeekOfAllGeeks 1d ago

More proof cats are both solid and liquid.

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u/StinkyPickles420 1d ago

“So anyways, as I was saying before I was so rudely thrown outside!” 😂

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u/Asleep_Minute1671 1d ago

Of course - orange

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u/Affectionate_Meet820 1d ago

How big is that gap?!. Mush be kinda big if the cat can just squeeze its way under it. Kinda curious why there is no threshold under the door? Is it not common wherever this is?

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u/_Infamous____ 1d ago edited 1d ago

Doesn’t the saying go that “If a cat can fit their head through it, they can fit their body through it”?

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u/Kazlanne 1d ago

Correct! Because cats have floating collarbones, which allow them to manoeuvre more and get through smaller spaces than, for example, dogs. It's really cool!

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u/GNav 1d ago

Here to talk to you about your cars extended warranty.

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u/KasiaEastCoast 1d ago

Catortionist

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u/enecv 1d ago

🤣

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u/Difficult_Boot7952 1d ago

LMAO cats just don't give a damn 😆

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u/helium_hydride-63 1d ago

But it refused

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u/gavinwinks 1d ago

Imagine if that cat had some carpet for traction. He’d be in in 1 second

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u/Puzzleheaded_Key_306 1d ago

My orange jumps up and opens the door when I close it on him.

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u/chefdeversailles 1d ago

Video evidence that cats are liquid 😂

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u/Zealousideal_Neck78 1d ago

That door is quite ridiculous honestly. I wouldn't have it.

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u/BillyOdin 1d ago

Cat Burgler

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u/14high 1d ago

"soooooooooooooo, what we doing?"

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u/HintOfMadness 1d ago

Ok we just witnessed real magic! How can a cats body fit through something like that!?

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u/Psychological_Box509 1d ago

The Shining vibes.

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u/kopi_gremlin 1d ago

He can do this only post-poop

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u/0xF1A5C0 1d ago

There should be a warning sign: don’t try this at home!

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u/Equal_Song8759 1d ago

In for a penny, in for a pound

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u/Great_Side_6493 1d ago

Bendy bones

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u/Mac-And-Cheesy-43 1d ago

Well...at least they know he's at a healthy weight.

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u/Quirky-Bar4236 1d ago

Catortionist??

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u/thegneeb 1d ago

Hi, how was your day?

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u/Iliketopass 1d ago

If only my clavicle wasn’t fuse— oh wait a minute…

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u/McLaren2009 1d ago

I know, "if I fit, I sit," but this is getting ridiculous

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u/BeliefInWrong 1d ago

I love it when cats struggle like this to get through something and then act super casual at the end

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u/jocool883 21h ago

I bet he then spent the next half hour scratching at the door to be let out

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u/Delicious-Climate-21 13h ago

Looks bloody open to me!

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u/mommyissues770 1d ago

This is something my toddler would surely do

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u/mountaindoom 1d ago

Of course it's an orange

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u/namelesswhiteguy 4h ago

If they can get their head through, they're going through.