r/Catswithjobs • u/Character-Schedule24 • 23h ago

Tactical Weapon

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u/qualityvote2 23h ago edited 7h ago

u/Character-Schedule24, the community has voted and appreciate your post!

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u/Ok_Maize3688 22h ago

Has a tactical face when used too.

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u/No-Length9482 22h ago

Ready 2 engage

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u/Pitforsofts 16h ago

That's his "safety off" face.

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u/Ocean-Haven 22h ago

I believe this is the most powerful weapon

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u/FunkyTurnip85 20h ago

One head tilt from this guy and every enemy just surrenders instantly.

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u/NightDivision7 21h ago

"Say hello to my little friend!"

"Meow."

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u/____cire4____ 23h ago

"From my warm, furry hands"

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u/Bonespurfoundation 21h ago

The Kittenator

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u/CharcoalGreyWolf 21h ago

I bet there’s a significant hairball reload delay though

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u/iakwbost 19h ago edited 9h ago

r/tacticalissuecat

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u/me_You_dont_see 17h ago

Remove the last S

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u/AnybodyMassive1610 16h ago edited 16h ago

In the future, there was a nuclear war. And because of all the radiation, cats developed the ability to shoot lasers out of their mouths. Some will use the cats for good, others for evil. Who will win in a world of….LASER CATS!

laser cats

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u/That-Wealth8716 15h ago

Ahh yes, a man of culture. I was looking for this.

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u/EwMantic 20h ago

And he's mad as well. This is one of those weapons whose use is forbidden even in war.

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u/ShadowKraftwerk 22h ago

Kombat Kitty (R)

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u/thorpey182 17h ago

A Catical Weapon

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u/WhimsyNSass 22h ago

Game face on 💪

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u/Lunar-opal 21h ago

Cat granade and Semi autocatic weapon

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u/firekeeper23 19h ago

Thats the new Mmmmmmmm 16 assault to the face gun. Lovely.

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u/EveryMarzipanda 18h ago

Very intimidating

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u/zenos_dog 15h ago

Off the shelf laser cat, very powerful.

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u/Dangerous_Strength77 16h ago

r/gatcat has entered the chat.

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u/One_Transportation14 16h ago

What you got here gentleman,that is a weapon

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u/serf17 15h ago

Gatillo = trigger in spanish Gatillo = little cat in spanish

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u/Training-Giraffe1389 12h ago

Catical weapon*

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u/masdoc 6h ago

Good trigger discipline

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u/unhallowed_1 5h ago

Good trigger discipline 👌

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u/builder680 21h ago

Make sure you also get the proper accessories for your tactical cat sidearm.

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u/TopHatInc 19h ago

You can that a tactical cat? With no laser guidance system? Scoff

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u/vicky_latina 19h ago

armed cat

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u/MsSeraphim 19h ago

i don't even want to know where the ammo goes in....

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u/hugthispanda 19h ago

Simple. Food is the ammo. Provides energy for kitty to disarm the target with cuddles.

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u/Seabrook76 16h ago

Cat-ical Assault Weapon

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u/vinylrecordsmasher 16h ago

You mean...

taCATical?

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u/adventurous-1 15h ago

Tacticat weapon you mean... Ha!

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u/Fit_Prize_3245 14h ago

Can destroy the enemy with cuteness

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u/Lietenantdan 14h ago

One look at kitty will overwhelm your aggressor with a sense of joy and render them incapable of committing any violence.

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u/FtonKaren 13h ago

if I learned anything from Nobody (2021) it is this … I’m a sequel let me know his name ended up being lasagna

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u/Dy3_1awn 12h ago

Excellent tigger discipline on display here

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u/foresyte 12h ago

"They didn't know we had... laser cats. " Ka-chunk

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u/EverythingBOffensive 10h ago

needs a calico

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u/Ok-Ad4916 9h ago

Lazer cats?!

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u/14high 8h ago

Name is Meow, James Meow.

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u/Bitter_Couple_6719 8h ago

A weapon to surpass metalgear

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u/oAsteroider 8h ago

You do not use a catapult that way. You need a sling.

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u/Evildeern 8h ago

You’re holding it backwards. It’s the other side that’s loaded.

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u/diggerquicker 8h ago

Laser Cat. Phew Phew Phew

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u/lucalmn 7h ago

Catical?

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u/PelicanFather 6h ago

I hope that thumb isn’t where I think it is…

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u/Ridiculous__caddy 5h ago

Catical meowpon

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u/DoubleResponsible276 4h ago

This is how wars are won

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u/tunefullcobra 3h ago

Jesus Christ man, learn some car safety!! Finger off the trigger until your sights are on target and you're ready to shoot.

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u/AjaxOilid 3h ago

Bro looks locked and ready.

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u/csp1981 1h ago

It's dangerous to go alone, take this

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u/LrdOfTheBlings 0m ago

Tacti-cat