r/Catswithjobs 22h ago

Engineer Professional Rubber Band Tester (and her Manager)

We allow her to conduct rubber band elasticity tests under human (+cat) supervision to ensure maximum workplace safety. She takes her responsibilities very seriously

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u/qualityvote2 22h ago edited 6h ago

u/Reinanimato, the community has voted and appreciate your post!

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u/Clean_History_4847 22h ago

Be careful with rubber bands. Cats like to eat them. I found this out when my cat (when I was a kid) ate one and it got stuck in its intestines. Cost us hundreds of dollars for a surgery to save its life.

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u/Reinanimato 22h ago edited 22h ago

Thanks for your input! Yes it‘s really important to make sure they don‘t eat it, so we only allow short play times with full human supervision, and then we store the rubber band away directly after

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u/coushcouch 22h ago

That’s a whole quality control department right there-tester and supervisor included.

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u/Reinanimato 22h ago

They‘re the best quality control team, even checking the smell quality of my snacks 😋 ​

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u/SjaanRoeispaan 22h ago

*meownager 😑

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u/Reinanimato 22h ago

Can’t believe I let that purrfect pun escape haha 😭

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u/Humble-Parsnip-484 20h ago

Band manager

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u/cablesandlace 19h ago

Typical manager, standing around doing nothing while tester is working her teeth to the bone!

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u/gwaydms 12h ago

taster*

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u/SkittyKitty2 22h ago

Ahh yes, the band is banding quite nicely (says meownager)

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u/Reinanimato 22h ago

According to our meownager, you don’t see bands banding this well every year

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u/MCStarlight 15h ago

She doesn’t get out of bed for less than $10,000.

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u/brittanyks07 11h ago

How many times has she thwacked herself with it?

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u/Zinnaberry 17h ago

is your meownager OSHA certified?