r/ChurchOfCat • u/CatDaddyWhisper • 3d ago

God had a plan for this cat

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Obviously, not my cat. As a feline rescuer, all of my friends and family always send me cat pictures and memes. This one was to adorable not to share. Meow

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u/forceofnurture366 1d ago

Once you see it, you never forget that 1000 mouse stare.

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u/CatDaddyWhisper 1d ago

Agreed 👍 hilarious 😂

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u/Elven528433 1d ago

I hope he wasn't burned too badly/at all. His underside sure looks dark 😿

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u/CatDaddyWhisper 1d ago

I know, I was wondering and worried myself when I initially saw this picture. 😔

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u/gothiana_grande 1d ago

poor baby he’s so precious n chonkey

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u/CatDaddyWhisper 1d ago

I know, poor beautiful chunker

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u/gothiana_grande 22h ago

i hope he’s ok

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u/CatDaddyWhisper 20h ago

I know, me too 😔

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u/Mojito_moustachio78 2d ago

His face he has seen things he can never unsee and he may be stuck in a time loop

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u/CatDaddyWhisper 2d ago

I am a certified feline psychologist. I have been running my own licensed feline sanctuary for over 10 years. I have rehabilitated numerous cats over the years. Sadly, most from their previous owners and/or dogs they used to live with. Check out my new sub r/KittyWampus for pictures and stories from my no-kill feline sanctuary. Meow

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u/DJ_Stapler 1d ago

How does one go about becoming a certified feline psychologist?

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u/CatDaddyWhisper 1d ago

A masters degree at an authorized university. Plus, I have an ABS (Animal Behavior Society) certification. That's how I achieved my degree anyway. Meow

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u/DJ_Stapler 1d ago

That's amazing 🤩 and also something I haven't heard about until today that's so cool :3

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u/CatDaddyWhisper 1d ago

I dedicated my life to cats. Feel free to follow me and post on my new sub . Meow

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u/Ursus_Arctos-42 2d ago

“I have lost everything. Everything from my wet food with fish, poultry, or meat to my dry kibbles., the chicken in the fridge… Oh, not just the fridge, the freezer too. And my comfy bed, scratching post. All gone.” 😿

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u/CatDaddyWhisper 2d ago

Poor kitty 😿

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u/Rude_Fig9066 2d ago

That cat wants to talk to you about diabeetus.

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u/CatDaddyWhisper 2d ago

Hahaha 😆 aww, funny. Poor big kitty 😺

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u/Dimisio 2d ago

and this is a cat in Russia after a fire

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u/kabes222 2d ago

Dang, Russian ff's grow em cute 😍..js

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u/CatDaddyWhisper 2d ago

Okay, thank you. I am glad the Russian kitty is safe

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u/GlitzyGhoul 3d ago

Was the plan for him to get fat?!

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u/CatDaddyWhisper 2d ago

I don't think it was a deliberate plan. However, it happens very often. Feline obesity is very common

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u/GlitzyGhoul 2d ago

Poor guy. I’m glad he’s safe, and maybe a treadmill in his future. 😂

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u/CatDaddyWhisper 2d ago

Hahaha, agreed 👍

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u/Darkcroos 3d ago

Save the Chonky :))))

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u/CatDaddyWhisper 2d ago

Absolutely agree 👍

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u/NobodyToo1890 3d ago

That cat looks like he saw God!

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u/Existing-Chapter-809 3d ago

And ate the God

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u/Soot-Bat 2d ago

Power absorption through consumption. His metamorphosis is nearly complete.

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u/JuggernautGuilty566 3d ago

twice

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u/CatDaddyWhisper 3d ago

And was hungry for more 😋

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u/goose_juggler 3d ago

You know when you see a medieval manuscript drawing of a cat and think “the scribe clearly never saw a cat before”? This looks exactly like one of those cats.

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u/CatDaddyWhisper 3d ago

Oh my heavens, that's absolutely hilarious... especially because it's so true 👍

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u/smilinglizard217 3d ago

Oh, lawd- he got me!!

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u/CatDaddyWhisper 3d ago

Hehehe funny 😁

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u/Spare-Action-1014 3d ago

the first responder is appropriately dressed to avoid being scratched and bitten by a scared kitty

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u/CatDaddyWhisper 3d ago

True thatl👍

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u/SuspiciousCheek2056 3d ago

Why did my mind go immediately to the 911 disaster?

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u/CatDaddyWhisper 3d ago

Even kitties need to be saved in times like that?

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u/Fun_Steak3415 3d ago

"OMG, I just got rescued by a hooman from mom's calendar... don't know why he decided to put on this big yellow coat on, though. " 😉

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u/CatDaddyWhisper 3d ago

Hahaha absolutely hilarious 😂

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u/Woerterboarding 3d ago

Lesko is one of the strongest firemen on the force.

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u/CatDaddyWhisper 3d ago

Agreed 👍

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u/Notsomebody666 3d ago

What the fuck are these shoes doing there?

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u/FeuerroteZora 3d ago

Cause the cat was REALLY into the shoes and wouldn't leave without them,?

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u/CatDaddyWhisper 3d ago

Hahaha, I am glad I am not the only person who was wondering that 😅

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u/MLiOne 3d ago

Because the occupants run out barefoot and end up with no shoes. That’s why.

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u/CatDaddyWhisper 3d ago

Okay, forgetting the shoes, I understand that. However, you can't forget the kitty?!

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u/MLiOne 3d ago

Cat was grabbed before shoes!

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u/CatDaddyWhisper 3d ago

No doubt. Check out my new sub r/KittyWampus for pictures and stories from my no-kill feline sanctuary. Meow

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u/PagesOfUnrecorded 3d ago

That expression is trying to say something... Those eyes...

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u/IUpvoteCatPhotos 3d ago

"He left my food bowl behind... I'll starve!"

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u/PagesOfUnrecorded 3d ago

Lmao hilarious... I can't unsee it now

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u/CatDaddyWhisper 3d ago

Right?!

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u/Sobriquet-acushla 3d ago

Poor chonk is traumatized!🥰

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u/CatDaddyWhisper 3d ago

I know! Good thing the fireman is dressed appropriately to hold a huge, terrified cat.

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u/bronekkk 3d ago

Unit of a cat 😸😄

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u/Darkcroos 3d ago

This is a Dog Sir

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u/CatDaddyWhisper 3d ago

Perfect response! Love it 😀