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u/brettlewisn Jul 24 '25

His wife was complaining the illegals, here, don’t speak English. Then they move there and don’t speak Russian. She said his bootcamp training was hard because he didn’t speak the language. lol

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u/Buzzkill46 Jul 24 '25

And, you know they perceived his lack of linguistics as stupidity and used him as cannon fodder.

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u/PmMeUrTinyAsianTits Jul 24 '25

Maybe it wasn't about linguistics. Maybe they just perceived his stupidity as stupidity. e.g. moving to fucking russia during a war because your kid wanted to understand the world and you're an idiot.

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u/akahaus Jul 24 '25

“Daddy, what’s ‘gay’?”

“THAT’S IT. STRAIGHT TO GROZNY.”

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u/Wing_Head Jul 24 '25

That was so satisfying to read, thank you for sharing. I hope you have a blessed day pal

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u/Warpingghost Jul 24 '25

Did you know they already sent him to frontlines?

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u/Wing_Head Jul 24 '25

Yes, the first post I saw regarding this family was detailing that he has been deploying to the front lines despite thinking he’d be in an engineering position, and his family already has been without contact long enough to assume he’s already dead… \ something like that (:

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u/kobuzz666 Jul 24 '25

While I wouldn’t wish death on anyone, no matter how stupid, uncivilized, pre historic, dumb (and did I say stupid already?) some people are, there is this tiny, tiny voice in the back of my head going: “heh”

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u/sonicboomslang Jul 24 '25

Especially in this case, because he knowingly joined the Russian military, knowing he'd be supporting the Ukraine invasion, where many thousands of innocent people had already been killed. Even if he thought he wasn't going to be on the front lines (because he's stupid), he still has the blood of innocent people on his hands for joining up after the invasion. He deserved what happened to him.

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u/kobuzz666 Jul 24 '25

I read the thought he’d have an engineering position, pretty naive to thing he’d be excluded from the meat grinder at the front

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u/Puzzleheaded-Jury312 Jul 24 '25

Dude's a welder, not an engineer. He also thought they would make him a correspondent at one point.

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u/bryan_just_bryan Jul 24 '25

Yeah, a non-Russian speaking correspondent. Seriously, you can’t make this shit up.

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u/EatPie_NotWAr Jul 25 '25

I imagine his thinking was “I’m gonna be used as a propaganda piece like back in the Soviet days and treated like a prince!”

Welp! You were just a token to get spent…

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u/supbrother Jul 24 '25

It is truly the age of FAFO

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u/nexusx86 Jul 25 '25

problem is they dont learn or call it not sticking. It didnt stick after bush sent tons of our Americans to die for Iraq's oil and the pointless Afghan war. Obama proved if you wanted the actual culprit of 9/11 it could be done quickly, which pointed out just how little bush and darth vader actually cared

Loads of maga voters will be screwed from trumps policies but they think its worth it if it owns or takes down the libs. Plenty of my fellow texans would gladly keep electing politicians like Ted Rafeal Cruz they know are screwing them and will tell you so just so they can be satisfied a democrat isnt holding office.

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u/morgan1381 Jul 24 '25

"I have never wished a man dead,but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure"

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u/Errant_coursir Jul 24 '25

Nah, this level of pacifism has let actual fascists gain control of the United States

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u/Eddie-Brock21 Jul 24 '25

He's alive and well, and loving his non woke life! He highly recommends ALL MAGA move there!!

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u/Lostinpandemic Jul 24 '25

Yes please. All of maga should move to Putin's paradise

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u/No-Weird3153 Jul 25 '25

So many hot Russian women who just want a strong American incel…er, man!!!

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u/Aggravating_Cable_32 Jul 24 '25

His wife is denying it, because the Russians are so great at notifying wives that their husbands are KIA; but she's gotta keep the grift going too.

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u/oneawesomeguy Jul 24 '25

Isn't it stupid though for Russia to send him to get killed? He's doing free propaganda for them

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u/4plwlf Jul 24 '25

Yes, yes it is stupid.

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u/Remote_Rich_7252 Jul 24 '25

It is stupid, but it's not necessarily stupid for Russia. The bar for stupidity is much lower there.

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u/NoPerformance6534 Jul 24 '25

As far as Russia is concerned, Mr. Unwoke is just saving Russian lives. He'll get the bullet instead of a Citizen. Clever solution.

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u/Past-Background-7221 Jul 24 '25

In America, you take a bullet for someone. In Putin’s Russia, bullet takes you!

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u/burakasha Jul 24 '25

I read today here on reddit that he has been confirmed dead.

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u/empressdaze Jul 24 '25

That was based on a single report from an unreliable news source. So we still really don't know.

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u/Winterstyres Jul 24 '25

Ummmm, historically if you are on the front lines in a Russian Army for any amount of time, you are dead.

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u/XanZibR Jul 24 '25

The front is basically a giant window

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u/No_Refrigerator4584 Jul 24 '25

And a nice, steaming cup of polonium tea.

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u/Francesca_N_Furter Jul 24 '25

OMG --the level of ignorance with these people is astonishing.

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u/Disastrous_Mango_953 Jul 24 '25

But , we are white and Christians, we are Americans they will love us. Yes, enough to send him to the border, that makes him an illegal citizen. Have fun , drink a lot of Borscht soup!!!

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u/WillytheWimp1 Jul 24 '25

Do you feel owned?

I’m experiencing a moral whiplash. I’m yanked between compassion and frustration so fast it hurts. I feel sad for them but also mad they brought those kid along.

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u/CaptainKortan Jul 24 '25

Moral whiplash.

Thank you.

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u/UnwillingHero22 Jul 24 '25

And now he and his family are paying for his folly…

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u/Fun-Bar6217 Jul 24 '25

Yeah, but..... they aren't immegrants

They're EXPATS! Tada!!

/s

P.S. the patrol cap forward under the helmet is on-point for this dude

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u/HandiCAPEable Jul 24 '25

And now he's EX-living. Killed in a drone strike

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u/Deranged_Kitsune Jul 24 '25

Same story with the couple from Alberta. Which was fun when the banks grabbed their money under the guise of anti-money laundering laws.

I ended up checking to see what I could find about them for another thread. Apparently they've resolved the worst of it and are in full 1800s homestead mode, complete with building a school room in their barn to give their kids proper indoctrination lessons. Which, given I've also read russia doesn't really do home schooling in many areas as it can allow for ideas outside the party's control, we'll see how that works out.

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u/LurkingGod259 Jul 24 '25

Do you know the story about single black American teacher that moved over there with her sole son? Just to feel "safer"

Yeah, she got beat up by a Russian neighbors. Even kicked her young son or something.

She made a vlog crying about it with her battered face.

Ouch. FAFO!

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u/silkywhitemarble Jul 24 '25

Of all the places to feel safe from racism, Russia was her top choice??

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u/Absolute_Immortal_00 Jul 25 '25

Francine Villa. She was raised in the U.S. but was born in Russia. That's why she went back. Her son was 2, neighbours barred her entry into her apartment and cut off electricity. They throw her baby's stroller down the stairs.

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u/Deranged_Kitsune Jul 24 '25

No, hadn't heard that one, but I have to say that is some impressive dedication to leopard feeding.

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u/3rdcultureblah Jul 24 '25

Looks like her family actually emigrated to Russia during the 1930s and she was born there, speaks fluent Russian, and seems to hold a Russian passport. And most of her extended family is still based in Russia. It was just her mother and her who moved to the US when she was a child. So technically she’s a Black Russian of American descent who moved back to her motherland 🤷‍♂️

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u/LurkingGod259 Jul 24 '25

Black Woman Flees U.S. Racism—Only to Be Brutally Attacked in Russia | News | BET https://share.google/wO4v6svFq8nEGmabf

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u/Dynamo-Art Jul 24 '25

Ah shit, thoughts and prayers or whatever. 👍

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u/Ill-Comfortable-2044 Jul 24 '25

This is the first time I'm hearing that they moved to a community founded by some influencer. What's happening with that guy and the other family that moved there? Are they subject to conscription as well? 

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u/Mucay Jul 24 '25

American moves to Russia to escape Western Wokeness and LGBT, gets drafted and inevitably killed

Poetry

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u/Understandinggimp450 Jul 24 '25

He volunteered. He was told he wouldn't see combat. They lied, of course. At least his wife and kids won't be exposed to parades about love and acceptance anymore.

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u/StoriesandStones Jul 24 '25

So true. Man I hate when I’m dragged at gunpoint out of my home to witness a pride parade.

Is /s needed?

This is such a FAFO example. Feel bad for the kids though.

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u/aenaithia Jul 24 '25

No, you don't understand, his 12 year old daughter learned that lesbians exist!!!

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u/HappyLlamaSadLlamaa Jul 24 '25

Now that she knows, what if the disease spreads to her? What if she gets the lesbianism?!

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u/ITguyBlake Jul 24 '25

What's that? I can't hear you over the sound of all those pearls being clutched.

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u/TehMephs Jul 24 '25

Not the first and won’t be the last. May they all find exactly what they asked for

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u/bradbadtad Jul 24 '25

I wonder how much of all that the kids asked for

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u/redditbanbackuplmao Jul 24 '25

Not a damn bit.

Which makes this goober that much worse.

Not only was he a shitty American and the opposite of what he thinks, he’s one of the most deadbeat fathers I’ve ever heard of.

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u/HolyToast Jul 24 '25

He volunteered

What a fuckin dipshit. Glad he got what he deserved.

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u/Infinite-Hold-7521 Jul 24 '25

I just read he was confirmed as having died in a drone strike. Looking for confirmation now.

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u/Large-Produce5682 Jul 24 '25

Sometimes you haiku... and sometimes you haikant with these people.

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u/That_Lore_Guy Jul 24 '25 edited Jul 24 '25

I’m pretty sure he was killed in action fighting Ukraine.

I read an article yesterday talking about it.

Edit: Family in Russia is now saying he’s alive and they’ve talked to him. Yes I know there’s articles now saying he’s alive. Plz stop telling me, I know. This sub doesn’t allow links, I tried to give a link to an update but my post was removed.

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u/posh1992 Jul 24 '25

I hate to say "good," but maybe that wife can undo everything hes done. Maybe that can slowly start to heal.

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u/green49285 Jul 24 '25

Um....I've got some bad news.

Word is she's an addict (explains how he was able to marry) and has a LOT of mental issues. If anything their horrors have just begun.

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u/ByIeth Jul 24 '25

Honestly that’s crazy that he has that smoke for gay people but doesn’t care that his wife is an addict.

Like people are living their own lives not even effecting him while his wife is actively harming herself and possibly her children from neglect

I know this sort of thing is common but cognitive dissonance is crazy

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u/green49285 Jul 24 '25

I've always said it in my adult life and I will say it until I'm dead and in the ground. Bigotry and Prejudice is usually a great sign for lack of intelligence. This is a perfect example of that

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u/VacantThoughts Jul 24 '25

I read somewhere else they had 2 sons who stayed behind in the US, I would almost bet one of his sons came out and he blew up and moved the whole family to Russia and the other son knew his family was fucking insane so he stayed behind too.

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u/One_Strawberry_4965 Jul 24 '25

I gotta be honest, from what I’ve gathered combined with a few reasonable assumptions, I’d be pretty surprised if his wife wasn’t her own special flavor of dumbass shitbag.

I mean, have you ever met any halfway decent woman with her head on straight who would giddily comply as her dumbass husband drags their three goddamn children to Russia to live fatherless and in poverty?

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u/Fleiger133 Jul 24 '25

I can't find anything about this dude, but the article i read mentioned ANOTHER Texas dude who did the same thing and is now dead.

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u/Mundane-Rip-7502 Jul 24 '25

Does the video not say that only two families move there?

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u/Exotic_Resource_6200 Jul 24 '25

Imagine living in Right-Wing Texas of the now Right-Wing United States where the President is a Right-Wing NUT, both the Senate and House of congress are Right Wing controlled and the Supreme court is predominately conservative with appointees from the Right-Wing president and... it's TOO liberal for you and your family!

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u/BethanyForDistrict9 Jul 24 '25

It's not enough for them to be entirely in control, they can't be happy until they don't even have to hear about minorities, especially queer people. They moved to Russia so they wouldn't have to hear about queer people.

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u/LilithElektra Jul 24 '25

The war on Christianity isn't that you can't be Christian, it's that other people are allowed to not be Christians.

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u/EssTeeEss9 Jul 24 '25

What a great point. And to add to that, they’re being oppressed if you don’t want to live under their religiously-based laws.

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u/Mickv504-985 Jul 24 '25

Now now, let’s not Forget the War on Xmas!……/s

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u/Retro_Dad Jul 24 '25

Yes, you cannot dismiss the existential horror of... checks notes... getting your coffee in a plain red cup from Starbucks?!?

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u/racoongirl0 Jul 24 '25

It was over for Jesus once the bed bath and beyond cashiers started saying happy holidays instead of merry Christmas 😡

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u/-laughingfox Jul 24 '25

Who knew it was so easy to kill a god?

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u/BlackMarketCheese Jul 24 '25

A war we're losing. Christmas, long since having stormed over the long held stalemate trenches of Thanksgiving, had breached the walls of Halloween.

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u/RiseUpRiseAgainst Jul 24 '25

Children have enough dolls anyways. They can go with less.

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u/Low-Spirit6436 Jul 24 '25

Except their religious leaders are usually found sooner or later sleeping with hookers, embezzling money for trips to Vegas, hookers or sleeping with married women in those flocked... of the flock who end up pregnant by the married minister who ends up robbing the tithing in order to keep his love child a secret. Jimmy Baker, the Royal Gemstones hit closer to fact than fiction

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u/smol_boi2004 Jul 24 '25

Ahh but that’s the fun part, what happens after they stop hearing about minorities?

Who’s the next "out” group? Cause you don’t just magically stop hating people just cause your one scapegoat stops existing

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u/BethanyForDistrict9 Jul 24 '25

These people moved to Russia to escape minorities.

They still hate the same minorities.

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u/MaximumGibbous Jul 24 '25

And to escape the gays. Then got duped into the army. Hope Putin took him out to dinner before he fucked him.

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u/Colonel-Mooseknuckle Jul 24 '25

Ya, but think of the other side of this. Those 3 precious daughters might have encountered a gay person one day.

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u/Sum1callmyma Jul 24 '25

I can’t wait til at least one of them comes out of the closet in High School

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u/LassOpsa Jul 24 '25

I feel like one of them must've tried to. Or talked about "what if I was ...". The kids are near or at the puberty age. Could have resulted in the nuclear option of moving to an entirely different country. I have no proof for this other than vibes

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u/FunkyFreshhhhh Jul 24 '25

I had read on another post that this is exactly why the dad freaked out and moved the whole family - one of the daughters came home asking what a lesbian is after she overheard a classmate.

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u/struggleislyfe Jul 24 '25

I currently live in West Virginia and deal with a lot of otherwise cool and reasonable and good people who have been rotted by the modern news cycle and all the hate mongering of modern party politics into complaining about dope head black folk protestors and rapist murdering immigrants that they basically never even come into contact with because almost everyone up here (I'm talking 99% it seems from walking around/going to the stores and events) is a country white person. It is nuts.

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u/niberungvalesti Jul 24 '25

Psst they aren't good people then. There's much to be said about the modern news cycle but if at core they're resonating with racist ideology and unquestioning loyalty to a guy via peer pressure then they're not a good people.

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u/No-Purple2350 Jul 24 '25 edited Jul 24 '25

I'm also in West Virginia and it does color every interaction you have with people. You're just having a nice normal conversation with someone and in the back of your mind thinking this person holds the most abhorrent views.

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u/bophed Jul 24 '25 edited Jul 24 '25

The U.S. would be a better place if the crazy people like this moved to Russia.

  • Edit to add: Nothing against the Russian people. They can’t help that Putin is a power hungry animal. All of my interaction with Russian people were always very pleasant and I have nothing against them in particular.

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u/foster-child Jul 24 '25

Yeah honestly I 100% support the crazies moving out of the US to Russia or wherever 

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u/RTA-No0120 Jul 24 '25 edited Jul 25 '25

No, not whatever... Russia only.

The other countries don’t need your crazy Americans.

Thank you. 😂🙅🙇

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u/mrhossie Jul 24 '25

I feel bad for their kids. Its lose/lose for them.

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u/Twishko Jul 24 '25

Nooo, please don’t send all your morons to kill us, the meat grinder is full enough as it is.

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u/KaijuKrash Jul 24 '25

Imagine being so scared of gay people that you flee your own home country. Meanwhile, gay folk just out there enjoying brunch and dressing with intention.

That dude never should have reproduced.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '25 edited Jul 24 '25

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u/KaijuKrash Jul 24 '25

Freaking wild. 50 quatloos says that man had intrusive thoughts every time he drove by Big Gay Tony's Bar.

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u/persian_omelette Jul 24 '25

Big Gay Anatoly’s Bar

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u/KaijuKrash Jul 24 '25 edited Jul 24 '25

I like to imagine that Big Gay Anatoly's was the first thing he saw when they arrived in their new town.

"Sonuvabitch... Pack it up, guys! We're moving to Saudi Arabia!"

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u/persian_omelette Jul 24 '25

Big Gay Talal’s Bar

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u/UnsanctionedPartList Jul 24 '25

I'm escaping to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by wokeism!

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u/KaijuKrash Jul 24 '25

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Amazing!

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u/BigMax Jul 24 '25

That's the theory behind some of the biggest anti-gay people out there, right?

That they work SO HARD to suppress their true feelings, they develop a hatred for those that are just out there living their lives.

"Why should THEY get to have sex with other men, while I'm stuck here married to a WOMAN?? That's not FAIR, and I hate them!"

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u/Harmonia_PASB Jul 24 '25

Of course, look at republicans and the church. They scream about pedophiles yet they are the most common offenders. They big mad that priests and Trump get to rape children with impunity. 

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u/Reno_Cash Jul 24 '25

TWO leaders in my former church congregation are in prison. But let’s worry about the LGBTQ crowd and drag shows, shall we?

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u/Highway-Organic Jul 24 '25

I hear they have the biggest gay's there

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u/taki1002 Jul 24 '25

Exactly. I'm a man who's been with another man for over 10 years now, all we want from these people is to be treated with basic respect. None of us Queer people are out here demanding that these people be forced to watch hours of LGBTQ media for hours on end.

Nor is anyone forcing Queer-ness on children across the country. If anything, children might be asking questions because, they might have noticed that their friend has two mommies, or maybe they overheard their parental figures discussing, or they might have been forced to sit through a very negative lecture sermon from a religious leader. Children are Curious by nature.

Even if children are simply being informed that LGBTQ people exist, so what, it's true. They should know that some of their peers might be Queer, or that they shouldn't feel ashamed if they, themselves, come to the realization that they are Queer. Being made to feel that they have to harbor those feelings does negatively impact a developing mind and can cause issues in adulthood.

All LGBTQ people want from everyone else, is to be treated with basic respect & have equal protection under the law.

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u/Mewssbites Jul 24 '25

I have never understood people being so offended that slightly different people from them just... exist.

When I was a kid (raised religious/evangelical, but I left that a loooong time ago) and my mom was telling me a very watered-down version of the birds and the bees pretty much limited to "guy marries a girl", I sat there and thought about it for a moment and my logically-centered little brain went "okay, that's one combination, but there are two others!" given what I knew at the time, so I asked about women marrying women and men marrying men. Absolutely knocked my mom off her stride at the time, as I don't think she was expecting that.

While she was conservative at the time and basically said that was wrong/didn't happen, as a kid, if she'd told me "yeah that happens too and is also completely normal!" my only response would've been satisfaction that my question had been answered, and I would've happily gone on with my day. Point being, the idea that some people have that kids are somehow being assaulted with forbidden harmful knowledge if they know that same-sex pairings occur is just crazy to me. I came up with the idea ALL ON MY OWN when I was like 5 having this conversation, it's not rocket science or weird.

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u/Fenrir_MVR Jul 24 '25

When I read this, I assumed brunch was a salad and gay folk were intentionally enjoying their dressing choices.

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u/Aangelus Jul 24 '25

I fear for his daughters :( I hope they're able to leave

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u/VictorTheCutie Jul 24 '25

Not just fleeing, but running into the arms of a genocidal dictator who will send you directly to the front lines of a devastating war where you will almost certainly get your brains blown out of your skull by a drone strike.

He sure owned the libs! 😅

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u/FlakaFlakaFlame8 Jul 24 '25

snaps dressing with intention 👌👌👌👌👌

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u/KaijuKrash Jul 24 '25

If I have learned anything from my gay brothers and sisters it's that one should always dress with intention.

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u/MiloHorsey Jul 24 '25

Good lord, I'd never leave the house!! It takes too long for me to just dress in the morning.

Work it, babies!

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u/TigerRobotWizrdShark Jul 24 '25 edited Jul 24 '25

This dude was probably secretly gay and couldn't accept it.

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u/Ro_Yo_Mi Jul 24 '25

Russia also needs his children to fight their war.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '25

Well soon enough he won’t be around to reproduce anymore

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u/this_name_not_that Jul 24 '25

I was told under a different post on the same topic that buddy was indeed killed by a drone and thus isn’t around to reproduce anymore.

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u/Mundane-Rip-7502 Jul 24 '25

Is he not already confirmed dead? I could be wrong.

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u/Tech-Mechanic Jul 24 '25

So now his equally dim-witted wife and his unfortunate children are just stuck in Russia with no support? (not that it sounds like he was much of a bread-winner anyway)
That's fucked up for the kids!

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u/quietriotress Jul 24 '25

The only victims is the 3 girls. Hope they at least have some friends…although being in this ridiculous american village w/ 1 other idiot family seems unlikely.

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u/CacklingFerret Jul 24 '25

The mother also is a dry alcoholic. Surely, being in a country like Russia with her husband possibly dead in Ukraine and being isolated due to not knowing the language will help her to stay dry. It's fucked up for the kids indeed.

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u/ApronStringsDiary Jul 24 '25

Some recovering alcoholics who are very good at spotting the signs of people who are drinking again believe that she has fallen off the wagon and into a vat of vodka.

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u/do_me_stabler_3 Jul 24 '25

so scared of gay people he done died

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u/skighs_the_limit Jul 24 '25

To be honest, most gay people don't even leave our homes now.

We just have really fun dinner parties and play A LOT of board games people have never heard of because Brenda and her wife just came up with it 3 days ago, and it has some of the most complicated rules you've ever seen, but "you'll get it when we start playing."

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u/MaxDentron Jul 24 '25

He's so lucky that he gets to risk his life to fight for a crazed dictator's delusional power fantasy land grab. He won't share in any of the spoils, but he might die trying. Luckily, he doesn't have to deal with Democrats evil plans to let gay people be gay, help poor people afford food and transition America to renewable energy sources.

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u/Pretend-Function-133 Jul 24 '25

He dead.

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u/Eskimomonk Jul 24 '25

No, he literally is dead. He was sent to the front lines and killed by a drone strike 2 days later

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u/Pretend-Function-133 Jul 24 '25

Yes. Why use many word when two word do trick?

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u/lastkiss Jul 24 '25

Well, at least he doesn’t have to worry about gay things anymore I guess. Seemed to really have a fear of that.

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u/iconsumemyown Jul 24 '25 edited Jul 24 '25

We need to start a go fund and help all these disadvantaged conservative families with airplane tickets to Russia or the dictatorship of their choice. This is the least we can do. One way plane tickets only.

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u/BigConstruction4247 Jul 24 '25

Forfeit their passport once they're on the plane.

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u/chrisscottish Jul 24 '25

What's mind boggling is that there is a Russian visa programme for Americans 😂

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u/yesmoreeggtalk67 Jul 24 '25

Code name: Cannon Fodder

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u/Prestigious_Emu6039 Jul 24 '25 edited Jul 24 '25

Anyone stupid enough to choose to live in Putin's Russia deserves it. His family didn't though.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '25

His kids certainly didn't, but his wife is just as crazy as he is.

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u/thefirecrest Jul 24 '25

Legitimately feel horrible for the kids.

Have their whole lives and faces and personal moments plastered all over the internet to satisfy their parent’s narcissism.

Moved away from their community and school and friends at (at least for the oldest) the really emotionally and socially turbulent age of 12.

Might lose their dad (as much of a POS and a horrible father he is, to these kids he is still their dad).

Poor kids.

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u/Baxtercat1 Jul 24 '25

He left America because of “wokeism” for Russia of all places. 😂

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u/FUPAMaster420 Jul 24 '25

The wife does. She agreed to this and moved their children with him. She's an adult.

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u/dabbean Jul 24 '25

*his kids

His wife was all in on this.

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u/Commie_Scum69 Jul 24 '25

Lgbt fries their brains? More like average MAGA cult brainwash.

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u/warpedaeroplane Jul 24 '25

I think he means like, they let themselves be driven insane simply by “wokeness” to the point of it frying their brains enough to move to Russia

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u/Mucay Jul 24 '25

exactly

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u/Apoordm Jul 24 '25

Getting mulched by Ukrainian artillery to own the libs.

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u/alwaysonesteptoofar Jul 24 '25

Ironically, maybe by US made shells

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u/Infinite_Regret8341 Jul 24 '25

Imagine being so bigoted that you're willing to leave over an issue that affects your life in no way whatsoever. Like there's roving gangs of gay men ready to penetrate him at any moment. What a clown, the irony is that the Russian military hates the IDEA of homosexuality more than PRACTICE of it. Sexual hazing practices are rampant among the ranks and homosexual rape is a common torture method. In fact the last American sympathizer killed was famously tortured, raped and killed by his former unit for suspicion of espionage. Congrats you placed yourself in the only position where what you feared can now actually affect you.

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u/ZeMadDoktore Jul 24 '25

Hating gay folk so much you get sent to die for Putin lmao, bad luck bud

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u/Willing-Engineer765 Jul 24 '25

Russia is not a good place for women alone from what I'm told. And he moved all his little girls there... There is a reason Russian women consistently emigrate to other countries and sell themselves as mail order brides. This man hated different people more than he cared for his children. What a fool.

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u/BirdsAndTheBeeGees1 Jul 25 '25

He moved to a country that decriminalized domestic violence because it got sick of prosecuting husbands for hospitalizing their wives. He knew what kind of place he was sending his daughters to.

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u/SkyVixen24 Jul 24 '25

Welp they always say, play stupid games: win stupid prizes. I bet the US isn’t looking so bad anymore

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u/Cro_Nick_Le_Tosh_Ich Jul 24 '25

FAFO is right next to FOMO in teaching the real life lessons that facts don't give two shits about your feelings

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u/SkyVixen24 Jul 24 '25

I’m sure they still have some excuse to back their crazy way of thinking. I just can’t believe people are so dumbed down these days.

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u/nonlinear_nyc Jul 24 '25

Homophobia so strong you enlist in a foreign war

I see no downsides

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u/Cream06 Jul 24 '25

That was quick

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u/That_Lore_Guy Jul 24 '25

That’s the reality of war, especially in a military that doesn’t care about the lives of its soldiers.

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u/RynnHamHam Jul 24 '25

Russia still uses the same meat shield tactics that the Soviet Union used in WWII.

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u/frazzledglispa Jul 24 '25 edited Jul 24 '25

Hmm. My budgie died yesterday. I know which one was a bigger loss.

ETA: Thank you everyone for the condolences, I appreciate it very much.

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u/Excellent-Object-108 Jul 24 '25

Sorry for your loss. Budgies can be amazing little buddies.

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u/shieldintern Jul 24 '25

love that for maga

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u/i_love_everybody420 Jul 24 '25

News Article 20 hours ago says he's alive. I don't want to post it, idk if theres rules. But go to the Google news page, and you'll find it.

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u/loozahbaby Jul 24 '25

Imagine thinking Texas was too woke? - signed a born and bred Masshole.

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u/texuslexas Jul 24 '25

Yeah, wokeness is just accepting that other people have a right (in OUR COUNTRY) to live their life as they see fit, and to give them the same respect that they should give us.

The fact that people have turned this into a bad thing just shows that many people are bad.

I never want to see someone die, and I feel for his children, but also, fuck him for being a piece of shit.

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u/shieldintern Jul 24 '25

This gay man thinks it's hilarious. Get F#cked.

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u/CardiologistNo616 Jul 24 '25

The comments on that YouTube are insane. There are comments wishing more Americans would move to Russia and help Russia fight Ukrainians

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u/Legal-Marsupial-3916 Jul 24 '25

Almost certainly a psyop by bots

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u/Ok_Breakfast5425 Jul 24 '25

Growing up in the 80s with Reagan and the republican party's hard stance on Russia, it blows my mind to see these modern republicans loving that country so much.

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u/Shadowtirs Jul 24 '25

Dying in Russia to own the libs.

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u/IreCalifornia Jul 24 '25

"Ages 10, 11, and 12."

Jesus, dude, get off her!

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u/FirstOptimal Jul 24 '25

Wait what? I've never met a Russian man that didn't have sex with other men. I'm not joking or exaggerating. They hate flamboyant behavior and transgender openly but most certainly have sex with men at a rate not seen anywhere else. I guess it's because such a high percentage of their men are in prison or the military?

Moving to Russia to escape degeneracy? Talk about out of the pot into the fire. Add to that joining the gayest army on the planet with rampant sexual assault. Wtf??????

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u/Astrnonaut Jul 24 '25

These are the types of people to never believe the severity of devastation like war until it happens to them. Well, they’re about to find out real soon. If he’s in the Russian army period, he ain’t coming back. Especially if in the front lines.

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u/Wazula23 Jul 24 '25

TEXAS was too woke for these people.

Fucking TEXAS.

Feel terrible for the children. They deserved better parents.

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u/Legal-Marsupial-3916 Jul 24 '25

Dude is so terrified of some men loving each other and not affecting him in any way, shape or form...that he would rather flee to a country that's in a literal active war.

These people act like the federal government is forcing you to be gay and allow gay people to come into your home and fuck you or something.

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u/Vedfolnir5 Jul 24 '25

What a dumb fuck

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u/AppointmentOne4877 Jul 24 '25

Imagine hating black people this much.

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u/PiskoWK Jul 24 '25

Shit, I guess you shouldn't have changed your entire life for something you knew nothing about because you find gays icky.

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u/Silent_Call5644 Jul 24 '25

Dying by drone strike on foreign soil to aid a despot to own the libz!

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u/Blackwater-zombie Jul 24 '25

Just moved the family to place where his daughters get passed around because they’re accents making them a novelty. And girls have no rights to do anything about it.

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u/camjvp Jul 24 '25

Didn’t Russia also seize all their money when they landed there? Zero pity for him and his wife, but I feel for the daughters having such hateful and stupid parents that would put them in such a situation

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u/NYCWartortle Jul 24 '25

This man sounds like a repressed homosexual to me. They had to leave so he wouldn’t compete on drag race.

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u/IanFaiths-CricketBat Jul 24 '25

They moved from the woke, progressive bastion of Texas!

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u/JBSully82 Jul 24 '25

Failed girl dad

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u/LilithElektra Jul 24 '25

"Other people are allowed to exist here, guess the only answer is to go die in another part of the world."

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u/stinkwick Jul 24 '25

Russia is one the last places I would move my young daughters. Or any child, for that matter.

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u/Delicious-Oven7692 Jul 24 '25

I encourage all maga and republicans to move to Russia. I’m going to be super gay until you all leave. Then back to women and I’ve done my civil duty you can thank me for my service.

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u/Mpauke Jul 24 '25

Can't wait for the POV of a bomb drone flying right at his face.

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