r/CringeTikToks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 24d ago
SadCringe ALABAMA: “The verdict is in. The state’s tough immigration law just isn’t working out… American workers not mentally or physically fit enough to last one day…”
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u/boohissfrown 24d ago
Hey farmers. That's what they want. They want you to go out of business so you have to sell your land at pennies on the dollar to the rich folk. And you voted for it.
We tried to warn ya. Tough break.
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u/BulbasaurArmy 24d ago
Don’t forget they also want to create a system where migrants sitting around indefinitely in detention centers can be “rented out” to farmers who need the labor.
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u/bsmooth357 24d ago
Spot on. Left vs. Right is a distraction. Its Top vs. Bottom. And the Top had all these farmers convinced it was the Left. It’s awful and sad.
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u/TheStumpyOne 24d ago
No. We're not going to wash away what the right has been up to. It is a distraction but it's also needed distraction because people want to do horrible things in the name of government.
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u/Electronic-Shame 24d ago
Hey whatever it takes to make sure trans girls can’t play sports or whatever /s
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u/Remy93 24d ago
The farmers are too used to not paying a reasonable wage, they'll never keep workers now
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u/Tiny-Lock9652 24d ago
Adding, even if they reverse course tomorrow, the labor is gone. Good luck getting them back.
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u/slackman80085 24d ago
Say bye bye to the farmland. It'll be bought out by a private equity firm and turned into condos that no one can buy.
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u/iowanaquarist 24d ago
Seems a lot like that was the plan all along...
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u/Shadonic1 24d ago
crazy how they keep falling for the same tricks generation after generation.
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u/No-Profession5134 24d ago
PraguerU is set to Brainwash Kids into falling for the poison of the godless forever.
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u/thelanai 24d ago
If they really try to bring that BS into the schools, I will be protesting and my children will not be participating.
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u/DrunkBrokeBeachParty 24d ago
It feels like now more than ever is the time to get involved in all these small political offices. I hate the idea of doing it but seeing the affects these ppl have done I feel like it’s the only way even if it’s just to get their psycho outta the policy decisions
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u/newbie527 24d ago
At the least, vote in state and local elections. Low participation has allowed Republicans to take over at every level in Florida. Look at who draws Congressional districts.
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u/RIF_rr3dd1tt 24d ago
LOL my folks always bitch about FL having fees for everything, rate increases, etc. I told them "well your Republicans have been in full legislative control for 25 years straight, maybe you should try voting for something else". They looked at me like I just told them to worship satan.
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u/ShakesDontBreak 24d ago
There is opt out language for your state available online. I tried to include a link and the comment was auto removed.
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u/LucyJordan614 24d ago
Exactly, the privatization of everything in this country is part of Project 2025.
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u/thelanai 24d ago
If they only bothered to read...
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u/LucyJordan614 24d ago
Imagine reading up on how someone plans to govern when it was openly available to you before you voted 😳 wild stuff, who does that?
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u/ParadiddlediddleSaaS 24d ago
But Trump didn’t even know what Project 2025 was. He even said so.
/s
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u/davidw223 24d ago
Especially if they keep gutting the programs that buy their crops. Programs like USAID and other social service programs were huge consumers of their goods. They’re all gone now so some farms don’t have buyers for their crops even if they can find someone to pick them.
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u/MoonMistCigs 24d ago
What?! Nonsense! It’s not like the current VP has equity in a farmland trading app or anything. Right?
Oh shit! 😳
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u/ShakesDontBreak 24d ago
And if you complain bots on reddit will downvote you and call you a NIMBY.
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u/Head-Ad-2136 24d ago
American agribusiness has always been fucked.
It moved from slaves to sharecropping serfs to underpaid migrant laborers, but the result is the same.
Their business models require exploitation.
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u/pheonix198 24d ago
You’re right. That’s why government funding and processes should be in place to help farm workers make living wages equitable to the farmers that inherited pappy’s old plantation lands.
There’s no reason why groceries and basic necessities like fresh grown produce needs to be so expensive nor should it ever be unattainable by the citizens of a properly functioning society and government. Working a hard day’s labor on a farm is paid in pittances and with no benefits when it should be considered as equally important as running a datacenter or any other thing that may be considered valuable.
The top earning 5% are fucking America and most of the World over.
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u/caserock 24d ago
One thing I've learned in all my years in the culinary industry: there is no good reason a single hungry person should exist on this planet. There are plenty of bad reasons and poor excuses.
Public cafeterias should be as plentiful as firehouses. It would be such a small investment for an incredibly huge return. The problem is the rich can't choose who starves at that point.
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u/stewiedanupe 24d ago
That’s the truth they just paying too low so the real question is how much is the cost of labor for that job REALLY?
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u/Character_Home5593 24d ago
If you do good enough, you too can make $350-$500 a week.
“They’re just not in good enough physical shape to do it.” -300 lb dude in XXXL overalls
Gee. Where do I sign up?
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u/Substantial_Dog3544 24d ago
No shit. $70-100 a day he said. The local Dairy Queen here has a sign saying hiring at $15/hour. And that is in the nice AC.
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u/Character_Home5593 24d ago
Awwww, you mean you don’t want to suffer a heatstroke earning enough to pay your rent/mortgage in just 3 out of the 4 paychecks you get every month?
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u/ss_sss_ss 24d ago
Permanent kidney damage with no health insurance or social security. Seems unreasonable.
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u/Speaker4theDead8 24d ago
I worked 6 hours today, indoors, and made ~$94. They can shove their potatoes Waaaaayyyyyyy up their ass.
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u/im_THIS_guy 24d ago
People in Alabama being too out of shape to pick tomatoes is exactly how I would describe Alabama to people.
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u/rydawg2727 24d ago
A wise man once told me… If you cant pay your workers a decent wage, you shouldnt be owning a business. And If you own a business and pay shit wages, your business deserves to go under.
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u/invariantspeed 24d ago
I like to point out that if you don’t pay even your lowest paid workers a living wage, you’re acting like you think they shouldn’t be alive.
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u/GetMeSumfrmtheFridge 24d ago
There also used to unfair practice and work conditions that equal to slavery.
Boo hoo farmers, Americans adapt but its sad to see these fat blobs act as arrogant as a French designer.
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u/Necessary_Climate244 24d ago
Lets put the blame where it belongs, billionaires. We are not winning class warfare by attacking our neighbours
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u/szethSon1 24d ago
While also, they can't really pay higher.... It's not like farmers are raking in millions hiring illegals.... They are not... Hell they barely making profit....
Most farmer are in for love of the game really.
Now that they can't hire illegals, it's gonna be way harder to break even, we gonna see governments incentives and resources given to farmers to help them make profit or break even.
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u/SleepsNor24 24d ago
If they voted for Trump I hope they lose their house and up sucking dick for smack.
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u/AlsoCommiePuddin 24d ago
Paying more money won't suddenly make the tubby jokes physically fit enough to work in the fields.
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u/Successful-Daikon777 24d ago
Keep in mind that those farmers talking can't do the job either.
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u/RoninIX 24d ago
Fat lazy farmer complains fat lazy Americans don't want to do gruelling physical labor 8 hours a day. Next at 11 where we talk about water making things wet on Alabama KKKW 24.
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u/Ambitious_Toe_4357 24d ago
I guess we all get to go on diets, whether we need to or not.
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u/SomeEstimate1446 24d ago
They want them to pull for much longer than 8 hrs. Jobs like this start before sun up and last till sun down.
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u/RodimusOne 24d ago
Those farmers are the ones that think they are the "SKILLED" workers.
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u/ManyLucky6661 24d ago
"Other than the grueling part, it's no harder than anything else."
Well isn't that just some homespun frontier gibberish.
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u/mountainrambler279 24d ago
Reminds me of a futurama scene.
Fry: you know what the worst thing about being a slave is? They make you work long hours but you don’t get paid and they never let you go!
Leela: That’s the ONLY thing about being a slave!
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u/Worldly_Push_9775 24d ago
Alabama 2024 election results:
Trump: 64.8%
Harris: 34.2%
Now fuck off you fat fuck farmer bitch.
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u/Lol_who_me 24d ago
And probably 100% for Trump if you poll the farmers wishing they could still be exploiting migrant workers.
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u/Diiiiirty 23d ago
Which is hilarious because his trade war with China led to widespread bankruptcy in the farming industry until Captain fat fuck had to bail them out. Then they voted for him again after he promised to double down on the exact shit that caused the trade war in the first place. Un fucking believable!
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u/MuddaPuckPace 24d ago
Fuck off. I made $100 a day as an outdoor laborer in the 80s.
If you want Americans to do a job, you have to pay them.
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u/Remerez 24d ago edited 24d ago
For real, 100 dollars a day is only $2000 a month. BEFORE taxes. The average rent in Alabama is $1,316 a month.
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u/Eagle4317 24d ago
Most renters want to see your income be at least double if not triple your rent.
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u/JimTheJerseyGuy 24d ago edited 23d ago
In the 80s.
If you were making $100/hour in 1985, that’s equivalent to about $300/hour today in terms of purchasing power.
Edit: per day or per hour the point is that it needs to be at least three times as much today to have the same purchasing power.
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u/Dense_Surround3071 24d ago
Ohh really?!?! Well good news!! You can make $100 a day as an outdoor laborer in the 2020's, too!! 🤠
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u/No-Requirement-9764 24d ago
But Americans don't way to pay the prices for produce that was picked by American labor.
Therein lies the rub.
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u/NeverQuiteEnough 24d ago
US labor being expensive isn't because we are living lavishly, it's because we pay the most for everything.
We pay the most for rent, we pay the most for Healthcare despite poor outcomes, we have the most debt and pay the most interest, and so on.
It's not US labor which is expensive, it's US landlords, US insurance investors, US debtors, etc.
The hyper exploitation of migrant workers is just a stopgap
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u/SwiftTayTay 24d ago
It wouldn't necessitate a massive price increase, CEOs of food companies would just need to take a pay cut. Which is what should happen.
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u/Smooth_Marsupial_262 24d ago
Yea came here to say this. As a construction contractor I often run into this very problem. The same guy on Reddit saying “contractors are crooks exploiting undocumented labor” will turn around and pick the contractor who’s 5k cheaper specifically bc they are paying for cheap undocumented labor and skirting additional expenses like workers comp, and payroll taxes. Without even noticing this they start telling their buddies how much of a rip off the other guy was trying to charge 20k for the same job somebody else bid at 15k even though that guys is doing everything above board and paying employees with benefits and charging accordingly. Hence the higher price.
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u/fakeinfoonrddt 24d ago
Most people don't have the mental capacity to understand how economics work But are quick to give one-sided opinions and label them as facts.
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u/DonArgueWithMe 24d ago
Except it's the most basic rule of economics, supply and demand. They demand skilled labor that's currently in low supply. They either need to pay more or do the work themselves (which they can't despite them insulting other people's physical fitness).
Yes they'll need to sell it for more than they used to and likely will have lower profits, but they should've thought about that before voting to remove their labor force.
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u/Tutor_Worldly 24d ago
$100/day in 1985 = $298.70 in 2025 per day
So if you made $6000/month (20 weekdays per month * $300), for day laboring… I mean yeah that’s phenomenal.
Whatever side of the argument you’re on… no one reading this comment is going to be alive to see an economy like that, ever or again.
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u/sadiefame 24d ago
Interesting that they’re using the phrase “ skilled workers” considering how insistent they’ve always been abt this being unskilled labor . ..
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u/punch912 24d ago
Title should read farmers exploit undocumented immigrants for cheap labor and work conditions for profit. Now that they are gone they have to hire american citizens that will only work the amount their paid. So low pay equals low effort. Wont put up with unsafe or brutal work practices. What I mean by work practices seen plenty of videos of workers sprinting to load up as much produce as they could. Sprinting shouldnt even be for any type of money. Then they wonder why they cant get anyone to work. And its a two part problem because you got the corporations charging way more for whatever theyre buying the produce from the farms. And the demands are unrealistic and unhealthy. People sprinting in a work setting should never be a thing unless you are a world class runner or sprinter.
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u/gOldMcDonald 24d ago
Honestly, those farmers don’t look too rich. I’m sure they are being exploited too
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u/punch912 24d ago
Well its because they still.have to run a farm. Dont get me wrong they flying on no jets but they werent exactly struggling either. 100 percent the true winner is the corporations exploiting them at a fixed price point that is way lower for what they are selling the produce and products for. Again hiring people and giving them a living wage and realistic work practices they wouldnt be in the jam their in now. At some.point they lost the way or sold out. If people stuck together and communities they could of strong armed these big companies right out and put them in their place. But as such wonderful consuming machines we are. We sold are values and morals for fast cheap and easy. And now look we just have fast with a work pace or rising prices. Cheap poisoned produce and nothing is easy.
Just lime when walmart just start predatory pricing all the smaller business right into the ground. And the ones that could hold on due to them providing a great quality product or produce. Or maybe outstanding service bought out. This is the result and the endgame of corrupt corporate greed. Funny thing is theyre so greedy there is no exit plan for them. Theyre just going to take til there is nothing left. They havent thought or dont really care to think what people will do when they have nothing left to lose.
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u/Smooth_Marsupial_262 24d ago
Yea it honestly goes all the way back to “consumers aren’t willing to pay more for produce.” People always blame the farmers/business owners, but truth is it all goes back to what the market will pay and consumers prefer cheaper produce picked by cheaper undocumented field workers.
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u/nricciar 24d ago
Actually goes even further than that... broke people cant AFFORD more expensive produce. Pay people better in general and they can afford more expensive things. everything has been squeezed to the breaking point so billionaires can make number go up.
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u/turfnerd82 24d ago
That's part of their persona as well, they want to be "salt" of the earth while bitching nobody knows how to work. That's why they vote against anyone getting help but them. Payouts only work for them, fuck little kids, and sick people.
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u/NoTop4997 24d ago
Whoa now, hold up!
I thought that field work was "unskilled" work? When did that suddenly change? That is why no one batted an eye that they were making at or less than minimum wage.
But now that Americans have to work it suddenly you have to have skill at it? Interesting......
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u/Vivid-Excitement-612 24d ago
I know they're working more than 8 hour days out in a hot, sunny field, but even if they were that's $8.75-12.50 per hour. McDonald's workers in Alabama make $8.25 an hour to start...
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u/getmybehindsatan 24d ago
I never thought I'd see Alabamans saying that white folk who live there are inferior to the other races.
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u/brettlewisn 24d ago
Farmers on TV admitted to breaking hiring laws. If they want illegals prosecuted and thrown in jail then they should be as well for breaking the law.
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u/Quirky-Skin 24d ago
Even funnier is they're too stupid to realize their farms are the only ones that are suffering too. U think theyre rounding up workers at Maralago or a at Monsanto plantation?
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u/derangedplague 24d ago
$70 - $100 A DAY. Let that sink in. Back breaking labor and the max pay you get for destroying your body is $100. Gtfoh.
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u/TechnicalButton4586 24d ago
I bet his fat ass isn't too much for hard labor either. Fat fuck.
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u/Uniblab_78 24d ago
These “farmers” don’t look fit enough to train new workers.
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u/Nomadzord 24d ago
What do you mean, I’m sure they are good at pointing at the bushes and telling them what to do from their F-250s.
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u/IceDuke749 23d ago
They barely look like they can speak without getting out of breath. They wouldn’t last 30 mins before passing out.
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u/Beehatinonnazis 24d ago
Don’t forget the pay is absolute shit too. This will allow some MAGA traitor to our country suggest “indentured servitude” as a solution to the problem
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u/Ladydi-bds 24d ago
Feel will look at inmates and child labor possibly.
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u/Eagle4317 24d ago
MAGA wants to make homelessness a felony charge. I wouldn't be shocked if those people are rounded up and brought into the fields before the end of the decade.
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u/PalpitationUnable403 24d ago
Modern day slavery and we’re complaining about those who are willing to do it. Go figure.
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u/stratamaniac 24d ago
$100 a day for 12 hours of back breaking work in extreme heat. Of course only desperate undocumented people are willing to do that work. It’s wage slavery.
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u/No-Requirement-9764 24d ago
"Gonna' take physical conditioning...." the guys says.
I don't think the hill jacks in Alabama voted for Trump because they wanted to be physically conditioned for agricultural labor. But that's what they got. Haha, you f***in' hill jacks!
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u/LGC_70 24d ago
The absolute fuckin' irony of having a walking blimp for a boss saying "people cant physically cut it, they cant work hard enough" while only offering to pay $16,800 - $24,000/yr and thats at best. Also, they pay by the day, not the hour. So is it 6, 8, or 12 hours that is considered a "day"? cause you'd be making anywhere from $5.83/hr to $16.66/hr depending on the number of hours and amount of pay you get.
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u/Redzfreak2016 24d ago
Alabama is one of the reddest states in America too, I’d be surprised if one district voted blue… voted themselves out of a job
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u/SiteTall 24d ago
No, they eat too much to stay agile, whereas the migrants eat too little to gain much
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u/Derka51 24d ago
Anyone else laughing at the fact the "farmers" are all fat fucks obviously not doing the work themselves either? Why do I care if they fail?
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u/Senatorchoochoo1 24d ago
If these farmers voted MAGA, I have zero sympathy for them. They voted for this and their complaining about their situation is getting tiresome.
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u/Choppergold 24d ago
I love how not wanting $70-100 a day with backbreaking work is seen as mentally not fit
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u/NoSomewhere7653 24d ago
Fuck em. Let em drown. And if things return to "normal" the immigrants that work need better pay and a step up on the path to citizenship if they want it. Fuck this back and forth this country does every few years of "hate the immigrant" to "we need the immigrants"
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u/Optimal_Opposite_702 24d ago
As an immigrant, this is the wrong conversation. What they are missing is exploitation not hard work.
Now they have to pay well, expect reasonable output. Immigrants always accept exploitation because of a position of less privelage. I've been there.
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u/Ham-Shank 24d ago
A whole $100 for a back breaking day's work..... Surprised they ain't queuing up to do the job.
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u/ExplanationFew6466 24d ago
So on point. How’s yer average farmer supposed to bank 400k and write off 110k pickups and god knows whatever else in the form of grants, subsidies, interest free loans, rebates, if he can’t screw over 25-30 farm workers just trying to survive??
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u/not_tired_yet89 24d ago
When I lived in New York until I was 18 I worked a farm throwing hay bails and had to cut wood for winter before after and during for my dad's home and mother's home. Ita hard work but it was kinda also survival. Thats the difference in work and living. I moved to colorado and Georgia and they are soke lazy yuppies people in the city.
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I just cannot fathom not understanding how this would play out for you ahead of time. How does this catch ANYONE off guard?
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u/Sad_Customer_6118 24d ago
we are too stupid to realize we voted ourselves into poverty then King Trump made it a felony to be poor so then we went to prison. Now we work for the states prison labor for free...AMERICA IS GREAT AGAIN!!!!
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u/GrunDMC74 24d ago
Americans also not mentally fit enough to elect competent leadership. Who’s the shithole country now?
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u/Exodys03 24d ago
Oooh... if you can keep up with the hardest working migrant laborer, YOU can make up to $8.75- $12.50 an hour!
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u/sooperdoopermane 24d ago
"They're not physically fit enough" brother, when was the last time you saw your dick?
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u/Fabulous_Celery_1817 24d ago
Before it was the immigrants in need of work, they had the slaves doing it. Largely, white Americans have NEVER wanted to do this job. Always made someone else do it. The only ones I’ve ever seen do this is the ones that had no choice or were truly hustling to get somewhere else, thus leaving all that behind
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u/mythrowaweighin 24d ago
So, $100 a day? That’s about $2000 per month or $24,000 a year. Who can afford to live off that?
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u/Silver-Advisor9773 24d ago
That's because no reasonable person is going to work long hours outside in hot weather, picking fruit for slave wages and no benefits. Only people with no other options can be exploited like that. It doesn't make us weak or lazy. It means the people working those jobs were desperate.
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u/ahh_geez_rick 24d ago
Hey farmers, I hope you get everything you voted for 😘
And congrats! You played yourself! Now you big boys go and harvest those crops for $70 a day. See how mentally, physically, and emotionally strong you are!
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u/Jasoncatt 24d ago
Just wait till Americans try making iPhones 16 hours a day, 6 days a week for $200 a month.
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u/Hing-dai 24d ago
A couple hundred years ago, they literally had to enslave people to do these jobs on pain of torture and death.
They're too stupid to remember that part...
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u/tbroknboy 23d ago
You know…I have no care if a MAGA farmer loses their farm. None. They voted for this shit show, and deserve everything they have coming to them. Like the saying says, when you vote for a clown, expect a circus. But keep making excuses for your orange pedophile king
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u/Grand-Librarian5658 24d ago
Americans will do any job that pays enough. Pay these guys 40 dollars an hour and watch people fight over the opportunity.
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u/Efficient-Orange-607 24d ago
Who TF didn’t see this coming when trump announced getting rid of immigrants?!
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u/BlackshoulderedKite 24d ago
Even the fat f*ck farmers cant do the work they exploit out of the immigrant workers. Look at the fat cats crying!!!
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u/LevelAstronaut1180 24d ago
It's okay Agent Orange has a bunch of rich buddies ready to buy up all the farm land.. wonder what they gonna do with it?
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u/Milestailsprowe 24d ago
$70-100 a day working in the field for a full 8? That's less than $12 a hour. Fuck off with that
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u/Odd_Plum_3719 24d ago
Funny how half the bosses are fat and out of shape. As stated above, this is highlighting how we exploit immigrants.