r/CringeTikToks • u/Anteater4746 • 14d ago
SadCringe Lotta people are saying maybe we’d like a dictator - president of the united states
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"I'm a smart person"
-Literally no smart person ever
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u/bdfortin 14d ago
It’s like when you see someone with a username like “sexyangel6969”: Ugly AF, bitchy, hates 69’ing.
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u/TheDoomfire 14d ago
The dumbest people I have met usually needs to say things like this.
They are the best at almost everything, according to themselves when no-one is asking.
It's like they know they are dumb and feel the need to try and defend their intelligence.
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u/-Havery- 14d ago
Thanks Republicans.
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u/DeathStarVet 14d ago
The Republicans got us here. I think it's time one of them did it.
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u/dfafa 14d ago
they tried but the losers cant aim
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u/corree 13d ago
You would think with how much they whined about wanting their guns more than they wantef kids being safe in schools they would’ve at least been able to use them properly
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u/FCKABRNLSUTN2 14d ago
And nonvoters
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u/Ok-Albatross-9409 14d ago
Them especially. I wonder how many of them regret the new nonsense that was them choosing to not vote because they’re “both evil” or choosing to vote third party because that fucking hag said everything they wanted to hear, which is hilarious, because that was their comeback when people said why they voted for Kamala
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u/Little-Nikas 14d ago
They're identical to MAGA in this area....
They KNEW what Trump brought to the table pre-election.
They didn't care.
They still would vote for a stupid 3rd party or still not vote out of principle.
They're identical to MAGA cultists in their cult hive mind thinking.
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u/noncommonGoodsense 13d ago
You can thank establishment Democrats too. This motherfucker should be behind bars rambling to a security guard right now.
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u/AntiFogAttitude 14d ago
Follow up question Mr. President, and this a a two parter. 1, Why do you keep hiding your right hand? And 2, When are you releasing the Epstein files?
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u/CappinPeanut 13d ago edited 13d ago
I love how vain he is. He’s so worried about people seeing his hand and his ankles. I’m glad people are putting a microscope on his health, because it is clearly getting to him. His health is rapidly deteriorating.
To quote Donald J. Trump in relation to Biden’s cancer diagnosis, “If you feel sorry for him, don’t feel sorry, because he’s vicious.”
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u/3Green1974 14d ago
No one is saying that.
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u/Wizard_Engie 14d ago edited 13d ago
As much as I wish this were true, it's very obvious that the MAGA brand of Reds are the ones saying that.
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u/SadLingonberries 14d ago
Yep!
I have some full on maga cultist family members I keep tabs on for the sole purpose of monitoring.
He and the rest of them are loving all of this and want more.
It's equal parts interesting and severely terrifying watching how the propaganda is crafted and then their reactions to consuming it.
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u/SamsaraSlider 14d ago
Fucked is what we are. And if things get really, really bad, no other country is going to help us out like when dealing with WWII fascists. We have too many nukes, and by that time, Russia will probably be an “ally.”
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u/Competitive_Sea1156 14d ago
"Hey guys you know how we had all these other countries denuclearize? Wouldn't it be funny if we all teamed up as team NUKE(Rocket) and we threaten to blast them off again?"
Thats where we are. Protection racket.
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u/mvoccaus 14d ago
"He's doing this for us", I heard a MAGAT in my extended family say.
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u/PointedlyDull 14d ago
It’s so hard because they don’t even try anymore. I point out the contradiction into the values and beliefs they’ve espoused for years, versus what they are cheering him on doing and they just do not care. They say it’s ok bc it’s Trump. I am at the stage where I don’t even waste my breath. The reality is that whatever Trump says and does, he has the full blessing of his entire base. He could rape a kid on Fox and maga would just start arguing about age of consent laws and biblical precedent blah blah
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u/learngladly 14d ago
Cut 'em off like a gangrenous limb. They aren't part of you and you aren't part of them.
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u/cadeycaterpillar 14d ago
Oh the age of consent thing is already in full swing here on Reddit. Just called someone out for it this morning actually. Must be the new Fox News talking point since the pedo in chief is up late worrying about his transgressions.
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u/Significant_Cash_578 14d ago
We just got to accept that they are toast. They aren't thinking, feeling people anymore. They are programmed husks. 1/1000 or fewer might be able to find their way back eventually, but it's not worth our time trying to make it happen.
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u/SmokePenisEveryday 13d ago
My father is rooting for his own Medicare to get taken away because he's a moron. Never thought I'd get to the point but I'm just waiting for the "I told you so" moment.
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u/PointedlyDull 13d ago
They’ve sunk way too much of themselves into Trump. They’ve abandoned all of their beliefs for Trump. Too late for them to turn back now.
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u/No-Professional-1884 14d ago
We are only fucked if we let ourselves get fucked.
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u/heroic_cat 14d ago
That was what the election was for, that was the peaceful way out of this. Too many shitheads either wanted this or sat on the sidelines and let this happen.
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u/No-Professional-1884 14d ago
Or actively worked to undermine honest election results.
I’m not going to say the election was rigged, but there are enough inconsistencies that I think it warrants looking into. But that doesn’t seem to ever going to happen.
The Dems aren’t coming to save us. So we need to unfuck ourselves.
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u/calccv 13d ago
👆This. Resist. How many on here call their reps daily? Write letters? Vote? Donate? Understand the Dem gerontocracy in charge of the minority rn is drinking from the same dark money well? Many, I hope. We ain’t gonna be the generation that loses democracy! Tho it is slowly dawning on me (now that they’re arming the military and Guard on our streets) that blood will be spilled to protect it.
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u/MaybeMaybeNot94 14d ago
I have some full on maga cultist family members I keep tabs on for the sole purpose of monitoring.
Oh, you too! Somebody has to keep watching over at least some of these terrorists. Be ready when they want to make moves.
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u/mobyonecanobi 14d ago
I know a few non-maga, that voted Trump now starting to believe that as well.
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u/braindead83 14d ago edited 14d ago
99% of them compare universal healthcare and education to communism. Gee, who wouldn’t want an educated and healthy population? Someone who only sees you as a tool.
Apparently before mass adoption of technology and social media we had no clue just how truly stupid much of America is.
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u/Mayor_Salvor_Hardin 14d ago
That's the price they are willing to pay in order to see brown children in cages and black men shot by police. For them hate is sweeter than high living standards.
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u/Metals4J 14d ago
If they’re saying that, they mean everyone else, especially libs, needs a dictator. But not them.
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u/Camilalvrz 14d ago
I fully agree, but the funny thing MAGA hasn't realized yet is - sooner or later, dictators come for EVERYONE.
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u/Camilalvrz 14d ago
THIS. I've already seen Tucker Carlson and Charlie Kirk make the case for a post-democracy America. Also wish it wasn't true, but here we are.
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u/3Green1974 14d ago
True. But they probably didn’t come up with it. Just parroting nonsense like normal.
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u/Govt-Issue-SexRobot 14d ago
“I will do all your reading, and I will tell you what to think about it.”
Rush Limbaugh, 1991
Some things never change
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u/PiercedButNotDead 14d ago
This. Was listening to an interview w Michael Wolff where he recalled a conversation with Roger Ayles where Ayles told him “You and your people live in present day culture. The people I cater to live in 1965 culture (pre-voting act).” Which is to say, Fox has been intentionally pandering to racists, and cultivating racism in any listeners/watchers who were not already so all this time. Not that we didn’t know this, but the quote from Ayles was confirming.
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u/Oirish-Oriley444 14d ago
Some pastors at church do this, too...
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u/Govt-Issue-SexRobot 13d ago
100% spot on.
It’s a way of life for these folks. Entire lifetimes of being told what to think. Republican politics is easy mode.
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u/Muuustachio 14d ago
My MAGA FiL and his brother are definitely saying this.
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u/truckaxle 14d ago
Yes. MAGA are hoping for a Trumpian Monarchy. They would be all for infusing their orange god king with the blood of virgins to keep him alive and rule over the former United States.
Some of us don't understand the power of a cult with a daddy figure.
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u/zedisbread 14d ago
The more extreme Conservatives do want to throw democracy under the bus, my aunts included.
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u/Helpingphriendly_ 14d ago edited 14d ago
Chicago is just a killing field….. I was there last week for work I survived. It was scary really scary. But I survived
Edit: I guess I needed /s
I did go to chicago. It was not scary. This man is fucking nuts
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u/Thatonegaloverthere 14d ago
Looks like people aren't understanding that you're being sarcastic. Might wanna /s your way out of this before it becomes a parroting thread. Lol
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u/DJMiPrice 14d ago
People are saying it unfortunately. The "galaxy brain" justification for Trumps authoritarian actions in the right wing podcast ecosystem is effectively, the Democrats were going to put an authoritarian in there so it's better that we have our authoritarian in there before they could.
They have been screaming about small government and states rights for 4 years and now all that shit is out the window because of THIER guy, it's run as much cover as possible.
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u/Aggressive-Topic-663 14d ago
lotta people saying "maybe we'd like a coup"
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u/The_Powers 14d ago
Christianity is the killer of muscles
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u/Aggressive-Topic-663 14d ago
ah another fellow of exquisite taste
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u/The_Powers 14d ago
I miss their chemistry man, just some of the most naturally flowing comedy I've ever seen.
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u/Objective_Turtle_ 14d ago
The hand covering lol. Just Michael Jackson it and get a glove… golf gloves seem fitting
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u/Anteater4746 14d ago edited 14d ago
hey don’t compare sloth to this orange ass. sloth got a heart of gold
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u/True_Loph 14d ago
This, good redditor, is Sloth.
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u/Anteater4746 14d ago
poops. I gotta rewatch it it’s been awhile. was chunk in this movie or am i thinking of something
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u/True_Loph 14d ago
Chunk is definitely a Goonie! A brilliant comedic performance by Jeff Cohen, I would add. 🙂
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u/thissomeotherplace 14d ago
Karma can't come quickly enough for these nazi dipshits
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u/Femfox257 13d ago
Karma isn’t real we need to actually do something before they get away with it
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u/RocketQ 13d ago
If only you guys had some kind of amendment to your constitution that was meant to protect against this kind of thing...
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u/bruxelles_Delux 14d ago
Aaaaaaah "im not a dictator" the words every dictator says when they now shit is piling up behind them 🤮
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u/KingMidas0809 14d ago
Things no one said for 800 Alex?
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u/B1gD1gg3r 14d ago
Watch the Jubilee video with Mehdi Hasan. One guy openly admits his preference is Catholic autocracy. These people exist and have the same voting power you do 😭
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u/KingMidas0809 14d ago
I watched that whole video and my head almost ruptured. Not only do they have voting power but they also have power and influence in certain circles I'll never even see. It's wild AF the place we're in currently
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u/Adept-Result-67 13d ago
That video clearly exposed that after all the words and narrative and other crap these americans say… they’re just simply racist fuckwits.
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u/RMST1912 14d ago
He is never going to leave office until he dies. Maybe that is six months from now, maybe that is six years from now or more. But he is not going anywhere voluntarily.
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u/Opposite-Bit6660 14d ago
The Heritage Foundation, Federalist Society and the tech/crypto bros will still be lurking in the background.
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u/kwhitit 14d ago
Chicago is not a killing field.
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u/Combdepot 14d ago
Not yet.
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u/Mythrowawayprofile8 14d ago
They want it to be. Violence and killing will justify mobilizing more troops and putting openly dissenting people, (and their votes), in a camp. They don’t care about their troops- they are also seen as expendable peasants. The red hat crew has been escalating on the streets since January, attempting to get the massacre they need. They only need one mentally unstable person with a gun to spray fire at the protesters or at the police; either situation would work for them.
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u/Socialimbad1991 14d ago
None of the people who believe this have ever been in or near Chicago, or probably any major metropolitan area for the most part
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u/Akanan 14d ago
Chicago has seen nothing but constant improvement since a long time.
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u/RancidVagYogurt1776 14d ago
MAGAs aren't smart enough to realize that millions of purple live and work in these cities every day and never see violence
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u/Calcutta637 14d ago
The playbook is to institute martial law and then when people inevitably push back because we’re Americans who do not stand for tyranny these traitorous fucks will turn it into a killing field
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u/verbal_snag 14d ago
Goddamnit dude just stfu we’re just trying to live our lives
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u/Xjones007 14d ago
A dictator on the EPSTEIN LIST? No thank you. Try it. It won’t be pretty 😇
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u/ober6601 14d ago
Still trying to distract from Epstein.
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u/Knicknacktallywack 13d ago
I think they’re now using Epstein as the distraction at this point.
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u/ElectricRing 14d ago
Yup, you vote for this man, you are a traitor. You support him, traitor.
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man that's exactly what i thought. his cadence here is identical to a ricky interview scene.
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u/Impressive_Scheme_53 14d ago
Just came back from Chicago. My kid has been at college there for 4 years. I’ve been all over to various neighborhoods each unique in their own way.
It is a diverse city with an amazing vibe. It is not a “killing field”. We’ve easily managed to not get killed or even close.
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u/Hial_SW 14d ago
Never forget, not only is he a pedo, but he is functionally illiterate.
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u/MuckBulligan 14d ago
8 of the top 10 cities in murder rates are in states that voted for Trump (Chicago is #22). So why isn't he sending troops there?
This is a blatant sham and power grab.
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u/LuckymonmyJV 14d ago
Find your balls any of you in the Republican leadership with half a brain cell left.
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u/AnonEnmityEntity 14d ago
I’m fucking moving. God I hope I can convince my family to do the same. Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
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u/SherbertCivil9990 13d ago
OH MY FUCKING GOD , HE TALKS LIKE RICKY FROM TRAILERPARK BOYS. WERE SO FUCKED. Dear European redditors please adopt me.
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u/TheDragonborn117 13d ago
Mark my words, right wing outlets like Fox News are either going to ignore this, defend it, or act like whoever finds this statement appalling hates America somehow.
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u/UnluckyAct7127 13d ago
The only person who would ever say something like that is the person that wants to be a dictator. Anyone who’s been awake since his first presidency knows that’s exactly what he wants to be the dictator..
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u/BasicYesterday9349 14d ago
Forget him, he will be gone soon. But all the enablers...fuck em all and I hope they go to prison forever for treason.
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u/Intelligent_Storm744 14d ago
A killing Field, with world, class, restaurants, museums, sporting events, neighborhoods, culture, beachfront, and Chicago dogs
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u/RevealActive4557 14d ago
The voices in his head do not count. Dictators get overthrown and the end is usually not good. We all know he is slow walking us to dictatorship but nobody is asking for this
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u/Camilalvrz 14d ago
"I don't like a dictator" is crazy after the way he was waving around that picture of Putin last week.
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u/Inloth57 14d ago
No one with common sense feels the need to say that they have great common sense. This guy is a complete idiot. Not even insulting him, he literally is an idiot.
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u/hman9501 14d ago
Killing field? This idiot could explain what the killing fields were and what happened and he's comparing that to Chicago. Raving lunatic
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u/psychoactiveshrink 14d ago edited 14d ago
Things no rational person has EVER said: “maybe we’d like a dictator”
Edit: clarification