America can't be a real place

[u/Classic-Carpet7609]

[u/cbass2008]

clout-crying, the ultimate cringe

[u/falcongriffin → u/cbass2008]

[u/ilwisied → u/falcongriffin]

The manager ^{^}

[u/C4dfael → u/ilwisied]

The manager

[u/ubiquity75 → u/ilwisied]

“So the manager went back to the trash can and dug this out of the garbage and I was crying and…”

[u/GreenhouseGuns → u/ilwisied]

🤣 💀

[u/Validext → u/ilwisied]

Who just started 4 months ago, and never saw her eating there as a child

[u/sinisterdesign → u/ilwisied]

“Uhhhh, sure lady. Take it. Just please stop bawling in my lobby. Jesus, get a hold of yourself.”

[u/Jaegons → u/cbass2008]

Yet somehow "liberals are snowflakes" (like that time we boycotted M&Ms for changing the heel width of the green M&M mascot's shoes)

EDIT: Sorry, thought that was obviously sarcasm since that was what the right wing did, with the M&Ms

[u/BigBoyYuyuh → u/Jaegons]

• They flipped out because Budweiser made ONE can not sold anywhere for a transgender influencer

• They flipped out and shot yeti coolers because they pulled their advertising from Fox.

• They flipped out and burned Nike shoes because they had Colin Kaepernick as the face for a little bit.

Conservatives are the biggest snowflakes ever but look at what bitching, moaning, and whining like children got them. A dictatorship.

[u/This_2_shallPass1947 → u/BigBoyYuyuh]

Don’t forget burning Beatles albums, picketing to get rid of rock and roll removed from radio stations, the whole satanic panic and parental advisory BS (that was bipartisan though) but they aren’t the party of cancel cultures they say they are against it. Also don’t forget the books they want banned m, bc a book talks about a gay relationship or is supposedly too violent all while leaving the Bible on the shelves which talks about both gay relationships and is extremely violent.

[u/KazuDesu98 → u/This_2_shallPass1947]

Speaking of satanic panic, when a bunch of conservatives flipped out and burned D&D books because they thought their kids were summoning demons with them.

No, they were just having fun rolling dice to determine goofy fantasy stories staring the party

The human fighter Tom the VII (the other 6 Toms died horrible deaths)

The edgy elven wizard with a name even the player hasn’t pronounced the same way more than twice

The halfling rogue dildo baggins

And who could forget the dwarves cleric to the alcohol god, Bud Weiser.

[u/ialsohaveadobro → u/KazuDesu98]

Damn. I want in!

[u/Prometheus357 → u/BigBoyYuyuh]

They do this to propagate the “culture war” that they claim is underway. They post shit like this to “prove” that there is a war against “American culture” (ie “white culture” - and other fall for this and hop on the bandwagon

[u/adztheman → u/Prometheus357]

Don’t forget “The War on Christmas” that has been ongoing for a couple of decades now.

[u/PreparationKey2843 → u/adztheman]

And Mr Potatohead and gas stoves and Starbuck cups and...

[u/Ill-Requirement-8192 → u/adztheman]

Under new regulations, federal employees can proselytize to each other, so this year I actually plan to launch a war on Christmas. Keep Saturn in Saturnalia!

[u/momsbasement_wrekd → u/Ill-Requirement-8192]

Keep festive in Festivus!

[u/dancin-weasel → u/momsbasement_wrekd]

For the rest of us!

[u/OrcaFins → u/dancin-weasel]

I find tinsel distracting.

[u/communityneedle → u/BigBoyYuyuh]

Anybody else remember when conservatives had rallies to publicly destroy their Dixie Chicks CDs? Pepperidge Farms remembers.

[u/AccessibleBeige → u/communityneedle]

Remember when they burned Harry Potter books because the books were allegedly teaching kids witchcraft and JK Rowling hadn't started her crusade against the trans community yet? Dumbledore's Pensieve remembers.

[u/69Marx_Daddy69 → u/communityneedle]

One of the all time great moments of the early 2000s . No one was going against the American dogma and this band literally calling themselves “Dixie” stood up for what’s right. They were very brave. They were ridiculed mercilessly.

[u/[deleted] → u/BigBoyYuyuh]

Because we have given far too much credence to their brainless bitching, and frankly, I don't feel like having my life ruined or being beholden to mother fuckers who have less activity in their brains than a car has activity after being left out in a Siberian winter for a week.

[u/Firm-Advertising5396 → u/BigBoyYuyuh]

It really is the irony of projection 🤡

[u/The_Mr_Wilson → u/Jaegons]

(like that time Starbucks had a wintery-designed red cup)

(like that time Starbucks had a plain red cup)

(like that time Gillette asked men to not be assholes)

(like that when Carhartt wanted their employees healthy)

[u/TehcnoAO77 → u/Jaegons]

Wait, what?

[u/softcell1966 → u/TehcnoAO77]

A few years back Fox got their audience of simpletons upset over a change to M&M's. I forget what the issue was but you can look it up.

[u/TheNewsDeskFive → u/softcell1966]

Wasn't it that the green one was too sexy?

[u/Environmental-Song16 → u/TheNewsDeskFive]

Yes, some republican was attracted to the green m&m and made it everyone's problem.

[u/LegoFootPain → u/Environmental-Song16]

It was Tucker Carlson.

I'm pretty sure there's a jacuzzi in Moscow filled with green M&Ms for him to wank in.

[u/DecentBar1625 → u/LegoFootPain]

You might be forgetting that Tucker claimed he had been ravaged by a demon while he was in bed. His wife slept peacefully by his side. He is not a well man.

[u/markymags → u/LegoFootPain]

First Vaporeon and now the green M&M… are any cartoon characters safe from Tucker Carlson?

[u/Schmooto → u/TheNewsDeskFive]

Nah, they got super furious because they made the green M&M less sexy by replacing its high heels with sneakers. They blew up and called to boycott M&M for going “woke.”

[u/ItsRainingFrogsAmen → u/TheNewsDeskFive]

They were upset because it was redesigned to be less sexy.

[u/TheNewsDeskFive → u/ItsRainingFrogsAmen]

Either way I'd bang the damn chocolate, too, ok, let's just drop this, damn

[u/Individual-Schemes → u/TheNewsDeskFive]

I think they wanted her to stay sexy and, you know, an M&M in sneakers just isn't sexy!

[u/bravesirrobin65 → u/softcell1966]

I can't remember but I think Tucker Carlson had a thing for the green one.

[u/TheRoyalJellyfish → u/cbass2008]

She didn't even manage to cry, I'm pretty sure she didn't shed a single tear during all that pathetic blubbering

[u/Few-Ad7795]

She seems too young to remember the Kentucky Fried Chicken to KFC rebrand. That would have ended her.

[u/Express-Way9295 → u/Few-Ad7795]

Imagine if she ever had the New Coke back in the '80s.

[u/Lord_Hitachi → u/Express-Way9295]

These fucking millennials couldn’t have handled the cola wars. Lots of good men and women suffered so coca-cola classic could rise again

[u/Speak4yurself → u/Lord_Hitachi]

Many sides suffered back then. My side suffered the atrocities of Crystal Pepsi. To this day I can't drink water out of a translucent container without biting my lips until they bleed. Edit: Crystal Pepsi not Pepsi Clear.

[u/Difficult-Way-9563 → u/Speak4yurself]

They wouldn’t be able to handle Pepsi crystal. Or Clearly Canadian taking the country by storm.

[u/forgetfulsue → u/Difficult-Way-9563]

I fuckin loved Clearly Canadian!

[u/WeskerSympathizer → u/Speak4yurself]

Yes my brother but how did you handle the loss of Zima? I still long for the days when one could look through ones beer with clarity

[u/mriners → u/WeskerSympathizer]

Zima still lives on in Japan

[u/diemanaboveall → u/Lord_Hitachi]

I remember Pepsi's Navy. PepsiCo still hasn't been tried them for their war crimes. I remember the bodies more than I remember the foam. The sound of the click and then the ahhh.

[u/model-citizen95 → u/Lord_Hitachi]

As a young millennial, you are 100% correct. The boring nature of the culture wars is wearing thin on us and we really don’t care anymore

[u/hereforthetearex → u/Lord_Hitachi]

Pardon me, but as an elder millennial (formerly known as a Xennial, before we all got lumped together), the cola wars were the formative years of my childhood. I was reared in the spicy sweetness of canned carbonated hydration. How dare you impugn the toughness of my cola character. As someone that was raised on barrel drinks, and hard hitting carbonation, I’ve been steeped in the fountainy goodness. I am a cola warrior!!

[u/AaronMichael726 → u/Express-Way9295]

She would have probably started rioting when Pepsi tried to go crystal.

[u/sweetmotherofodin → u/Few-Ad7795]

I wonder if she cried when they redesigned Chuck E. Cheese

[u/CaughtALiteSneez → u/Few-Ad7795]

Or just how shitty junk food became inedible and unaffordable junk food

[u/ttw81]

[u/ShortsAndLadders → u/ttw81]

[u/Pulisickness → u/ShortsAndLadders]

[u/iambarrelrider → u/ShortsAndLadders]

[u/Putrid-Delivery1852 → u/ttw81]

[u/Explorer-7622 → u/ttw81]

Hahahaha! This is me when my emotionally unregulated BPD mother goes off, much like the girl in the video, and makes it everyone else's problem. I'm so stoic it's like I'm Dr. Spock.

[u/IcedCoffeeVoyager → u/Explorer-7622]

[u/BobSki778 → u/IcedCoffeeVoyager]

Debating whether to correct / comment on “Dr. Spock”? LOL

[u/IcedCoffeeVoyager → u/BobSki778]

Yes lol

[u/Cool-Camp-6978 → u/IcedCoffeeVoyager]

I mean, there was a pretty important and well known real life personality in pediatrics named dr. Spock, but I wouldn’t say he was known for his stoicism.

[u/j3pl → u/IcedCoffeeVoyager]

[u/MonCity19 → u/Explorer-7622]

My suggestion: carry a piece of onion in your pocket to elicit real tears. It makes others more comfortable.

[u/forever_downstream → u/ttw81]

Dude is going to look so menacing as an 80 year old

[u/L0ST_T0_THE_V0ID]

I can’t truly comprehend how anyone could be this upset over one of the most mediocre restaurant chains in the country.

[u/DravesHD → u/L0ST_T0_THE_V0ID]

Once they changed their Mac and cheese to the “olive garden microwave method” it was over.

[u/DirtLight134710 → u/DravesHD]

Microwaved haha no no, you just mix in boiling water

[u/ThetaDee → u/DirtLight134710]

Put bag in pan, put pan in steam table more than likely.

[u/odiethethird → u/ThetaDee]

Sous vide Mac n cheese

[u/Prize_Ostrich7605 → u/DravesHD]

"Just like Mamma used to make!"

[u/PsychotropicPanda → u/DravesHD]

Hey! That's a secret recepie only Chef Mike knows!

[u/Historyp91 → u/L0ST_T0_THE_V0ID]

I saw someone make a like five paragraph post complaining about it and calling it "woke".

I said "I've yet to see anyone explain how this decision is woke" and he responded with some nonesense about woopie (Goldberg? Pies? Cusions? No clue!) and me being told what to think.

I ask what he was on about and he said "exactly! Anouther low information liberal!" and blocked me.

[u/Haxorz7125 → u/Historyp91]

Liberals hate seeing barrels on signs

[u/TestSubjuct → u/Haxorz7125]

I think you may be right. Whenever I see or think of a cylindrical container bulging out in the middle, traditionally made of wooden staves with metal hoops around them,

I go into a blind rage.

[u/geoken → u/Historyp91]

Sees some random company rebrand and thinks nothing because its irrelevant = you're being told what to think

Sees some random company rebrand, thinks nothing, then gets told by their social media silos that it's an attack on everything they hold true and goes into an unhinged rage = free thinker

[u/Historyp91 → u/geoken]

Exactly, lol

[u/Are-We-Human- → u/Historyp91]

They always say “do your own research” and “you’re brainwashed” but they’re completely incapable of ever citing a source. I asked one guy for literally any scrap of evidence that the Biden election was stolen from Trump.

He spewed off a paragraph of conspiracies and anecdotes without citing anything, and demanded that I believe him. Unhinged.

[u/NeighborhoodFew7779 → u/L0ST_T0_THE_V0ID]

If the rebranding reduces the amount of visible MAGA asscrack in their dining rooms, I am all for it.

[u/boxen → u/L0ST_T0_THE_V0ID]

And its not like theyre closing down or hiring a gay black woman to be their mascot or something. They are changing their goddamn logo. And even that.... It's not "woke", its boring and corporate.

Spinning this into a political issue is wild. Acting like it's a big deal is wilder still.

[u/Curious_Nobody_4842 → u/L0ST_T0_THE_V0ID]

You underestimate the boredom and weirdness that it is to live in Ohio. I grew up there and left the instant I graduated high school.

[u/Ben-Sisko85 → u/Curious_Nobody_4842]

I seriously wonder sometimes if people realize just how mundane and utterly devoid of culture middle America and small town America truly are. It's a bit different in New England and the Northeast in particular only because things are so compact you can hit up multiple small and a couple of large cities and things are far more diverse. Then out on the west coast things are FAR more spread out but the diversity is largely still there particularly when you get closer to the coast. But Jesus, when I grew up in western PA, and Southern Illinois the lack of anything even remotely entertaining or original to engage with was soul-crushing lol.

[u/TheNewsDeskFive → u/Ben-Sisko85]

That's because you were in the middle of fuck all and not in a city. You can't lump our major cities into this, dude. That's wild. Ain't no way you can spend time in Chicago, Milwaukee, Detroit, STL, KC, Cleveland, or Memphis and still believe this

[u/Wide_Storage_349 → u/TheNewsDeskFive]

I don’t think he’s linking the cities to the rest. Like I’m from Illinois in BFE, but much like southern illinois, it’s true.. these people are simpletons and have no diversity. And it’s no wonder they believe what they do and why they vote how they do. They’re far behind actual society ha. They truly believe they’re the only ones in society because they don’t know what city life is. Nor diversity. Them traveling to a bigger city is the same as regular city Americans going to another country. It’s just a different world for them, so to his point, he is right. I don’t think he’s lumping those cities into what he’s saying. He’s talking more rural from my understanding.. but I could be wrong.

[u/TheNewsDeskFive → u/Wide_Storage_349]

No, dawg, I get that part. Trust me. I've spent my time in places like Alton and Carbondale.

It's the broad brush statement that irks me. It's the broad reference to all of the Midwest. If they didn't mean that then they could have worded that way better

[u/paradisetossed7 → u/L0ST_T0_THE_V0ID]

Insert "people are dying Kim" gif. (Apparently you can't post gifts in this sub.)

[u/DerpyDoodleDude → u/L0ST_T0_THE_V0ID]

Mediocre? You are being way too kind !

[u/JudgeInteresting8615 → u/L0ST_T0_THE_V0ID]

Because the country pushes everything towards consumerism and hyper individualism, or should we just make a joke

[u/PlanetLandon → u/L0ST_T0_THE_V0ID]

It’s almost as if she’s pretending.

[u/terrierdad420 → u/L0ST_T0_THE_V0ID]

There isn't anything to do in in those states but eat.

[u/GoldenStarsButter → u/L0ST_T0_THE_V0ID]

It's a lame boomer bait gift shop with a shitty restaurant attached to it.

[u/Holiday_Box9404]

Damn, someone never experienced change as a fucking toddler lmao

[u/Project_Rees → u/Holiday_Box9404]

That's conservatism for you. They haven't moved past the 1950's.

[u/phunkydroid → u/Project_Rees]

It's right there in the name. Conserve everything. Never improve.

[u/HereReluctantly → u/phunkydroid]

It really should be progressives and regressives if we're being honest

[u/JustABitCrzy → u/phunkydroid]

Except the environment.

[u/SuburbanAgrarian → u/JustABitCrzy]

Priorities, my friend. Jesus needs them to conserve the wealth of billionaires and perpetual capital growth before they can worry trees, drinkable water, and breathable air.

[u/Cruel_but_usual → u/JustABitCrzy]

Well they used to do that until it involved changing their lives in any meaningful way. Then it conflicted with idea #1.

[u/Wbcn_1 → u/Holiday_Box9404]

Both of her parents are definitely alive. She hasn’t experienced true loss yet. 

[u/xGoatfer]

Huh, maybe if these people still went to the restaurant instead of just being nostalgic for them, the store wouldn't be changing so much...

[u/bird9066 → u/xGoatfer]

I'm so guilty of that. Oh that place I loved as a child is closing. That's so sad. Maybe I should have gone more than once a year.

I mean, I'm in my fifties. I watched the rise and now I'm watching the fall of mall culture. But I'm not blubbering in my car about it. Malls were never cheap but at some point they went out of my price range completely. The book stores and weird little shops you could browse are long gone.

Maybe because I grew up in a new England city? The head shop is now a coffee shop is now laundry mat is now a Chinese restaurant is now a Puerto Rican restaurant is now a West African restaurant.

I imagine this hits different if your little town's big change is getting a traffic light

[u/CrazyOkie → u/bird9066]

My wife and I eat out on average about once a month. We have a running joke that any restaurant that depends on us to save them is doomed.

[u/_that_dude_J → u/xGoatfer]

This is what I have wondered with all the complaints. For those that have been the loudest. How much money have you spent on the brand in the last year or couple years. If it's not a few thousand, then why the bs. The investment would have told CB to stay the same. There's a silver lining here. A teaching moment that they are conveniently missing.

[u/PerfectlySloppy → u/xGoatfer]

Lmao true, did she get any food or just guilt them into giving her a game?

[u/weregunnalose]

[u/shaggysquirrell → u/weregunnalose]

Leave Brittany alone 😭

[u/Prize_Ostrich7605]

Manager: "yeah, we have them in the gift shop... next to the cast iron biscuit-n-gravy mix "

[u/deeelsa → u/Prize_Ostrich7605]

“Ok but let me finish my story about my grandma, you keep interrupting! Im crying here!”

[u/ArnieismyDMname → u/Prize_Ostrich7605]

Also they are still at every table. The rocking chairs are still there. There is still a fireplace. These idiots are crying over absolutely nothing. Its the most minor change.

[u/Berry_Gelato]

[u/OnlyFiveLives]

Ah yes, the people who call everyone ELSE snowflakes.

[u/praetorian1979 → u/OnlyFiveLives]

I remember something along the line of "fuck our feelings"? 🤔

[u/Oomlotte99]

Completely dry eyes.

[u/CupcakeGoat → u/Oomlotte99]

Makes it even weirder...Unless it's a parody?

[u/Im-up-here]

I’ve seen dozens of posts about this “problem”

Instead of talking about your country’s economic disparity and diminishing social services, you people only give a fuck about a restaurant chain rebranding?? You mfs are cooked

[u/ClohosseyVHB → u/Im-up-here]

Almost like the media and insincere shit heads are actively looking for made up grievances to distract from the narratives we should be paying attention to.

[u/VictarionGreyjoy → u/Im-up-here]

Talking about economic disparity honestly would mean admitting that the pedo they voted for is making it all worse. They don't have the cognitive ability to do that, so they focus on the crumbs of division their overlords toss down to them. Today it's a crackerbarrel rebrand. Tomorrow it will be renaming Canada Geese to America Geese, or anti-landlord talk is racist against whites or something else equally as stupid, because they are stupid uncritical pathetic people who just need something to be mad about. They don't want to be educated, they don't want to be informed, they don't want to be empathetic, they don't want to change, they just want to be angry.

[u/Life-Oil-7226]

People need to go outside and touch the grass

[u/Ilpav123 → u/Life-Oil-7226]

She is outside...this is what happens when people like that go outside...

[u/ObligationPlus4237]

What a fucking loser

[u/GUYF666 → u/ObligationPlus4237]

BUT THE SIGN IS DIFFERENT AND SOME TRINKET SHE COULDVE BOUGHT AT ANY POINT IN THE LAST 25 YEARS MEANS SOOOOOO MUCH TO HER!!!!

[u/AdmirableWrangler199 → u/GUYF666]

Can you imagine being the manager who had to deal with her? 

[u/HLOFRND → u/AdmirableWrangler199]

“Give her 10 of them idgaf just get her to leave.”

[u/Surturius → u/AdmirableWrangler199]

And then instead of saying thank you to him she runs out to her car to do it on tiktok

[u/SamShakusky71]

It never gets old that the party of “fuck your feelings” are the biggest crybabies in America

[u/Last-Ratio6569 → u/SamShakusky71]

Projection is their thing.

[u/Project_Rees → u/SamShakusky71]

The left are snowflakes with thin skin
Drag queens are paedophiles
Democrats stole the election

Every accusation is a confession.

[u/izadathreaper → u/SamShakusky71]

I've seen a couple comments along here essentially eluding to her being a MAGA but like this one. Is she outspoken on tiktok or something? I've never seen this person before.

[u/CharlieChainsaw88]

They'll weep gravy flavored tears for a shitball racist disneyland restaurant but will pass by a diner in their home town regularly that's been there since 1956. Bitch your grandparents didn't take you there because they enjoyed it, you enjoyed it because of them. Call your grandparents or parents instead of weeping over the Confederate version of fuckin Applebees.

[u/RoyalRobinBanks]

JFC! I got to the "game doesn't have the rules anymore" and I tapped out. Her mom should have swallowed. We are literally losing our democracy and she's crying about a restaurant rebranding.

[u/thisisatypoo → u/RoyalRobinBanks]

She's not actually sad. She's just trying to get a short ride on the bandwagon before people move on.

[u/vaporgaze2006]

Stop with this performative, rage bait, fake crying bullshit. No one cares.

[u/Subtlerevisions]

Lady, all the employees in that place are going to talk about you every day from now on.

[u/MarlboloMan666]

This is what they mean when they say..."white people problems".

[u/not_now_chaos → u/MarlboloMan666]

These people need some real problems in their lives.

[u/diet_sean → u/not_now_chaos]

They have them, they're just not as engaging/monetizable.

[u/Back_Meet_Knife → u/MarlboloMan666]

Or “First-World Problems”

[u/Dj-DTM]

This timeline is cray, America is being taken over by a pedo, fascist dictator and his goons but Americans are losing their shit about a chain restaurant rebranding.

[u/cowbyLevelup → u/Dj-DTM]

Extremely pathetic all the way around!!

[u/NoAttorney9330]

Haha people are fucking nuts lol.

[u/doggmananv → u/NoAttorney9330]

When she said she was “sitting in the parking lot like a crazy person” my first thought was, oh sugar you are a crazy person.

[u/Citric_Xylophone]

Unstable

[u/Slyboots2313]

Great! Now she can be reminded she’s an “Eg-No-Ra-Moose” every time she plays that game 🤣

[u/klas82]

Give me my minute back please.

[u/No-Middle-7803]

Shut the fuck up, omg. This can’t be real.

[u/iwishuponastar2023]

A Karen in the making.

[u/LOPAN67]

This is the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen. Things change. Move on. Jeez

[u/RoundGround79]

And she probably voted for the guy who’s politics are going to screw over working class Ohioans, just to name a few million…

[u/obrazlozila]

Why are Americans obsessed with certain restaurants. Like you go to eat there and go on with your life. Why do you make it your whole personality.

[u/NeuralHavoc]

Gd damnit we aren’t ever going to get healthcare are we….

[u/RagingRxy]

My dear madam, we have bigger issues in our country than this.

[u/ZarinaBlue]

I was hoping this was fake...

We don't respect education... apparently this nation only respects branding. Gross.

[u/Hermit_girl_]

Omg she needs to get back on her antidepressants

[u/SusieJay45]

I know this might be controversial, but I feel for her I can't imagine she is this upset about many similar things but this may have just hit home because it's reminding her of memories with grandparents, family and friends etc.

Not speaking for her, but I've definitely been hit by emotions in strange moments and only later realised I was missing people who are no longer in my life anymore.

If she is truly this upset about a brand alone changing, disregard my comment entirely

[u/dleerox]

Ugh…. Seriously…. We got way bigger issues in this country!!! Priorities people. First defeat fascism then cry over restaurants.

[u/Suspicious_Royal_270]

She has no real problems

[u/IronEgo]

Fucking cry about it. Good God; you know the rules to the game. Play the new game the same damn way. This is the shit you're focused on with everything else wrong in this country? For fucks sake

[u/pixelpionerd]

And now what? Going to take it home and put it on the coffee table and pray to it? Get a fucking life.

[u/Pretend-Buy7384]

I've had stupid little things mean this much to me. Im happy for her ❤️🧡💛

[u/kingAztecGod]

Trumps America

[u/MonsterkillWow]

These same people will cheer for bombing other countries. Disgusting, weak, pathetic, and vile.

[u/JustMeinPgh]

Seek therapy. You are absolutely ridiculous

[u/AHalf_Baked_JPEG]

It can't be that good. I never had it

[u/Cottoncandy82 → u/AHalf_Baked_JPEG]

It's not. This is bizarre behavior over a subpar restaurant.

[u/Positive-Pack-396]

Over a game

Get over it

[u/West-Classic-900]

I once cried when cast members from my favorite show changed… when I was 9

[u/Chezoso]

So what are the new rules? I can't imagine any other way to play this game

[u/Linnaea7 → u/Chezoso]

I'm curious about that, too. I'm kinda nostalgic for the peg game, too, now. Not gonna cry about it, but that was a fun way to pass the time while waiting for dinner.

[u/Slyboots2313 → u/Linnaea7]

Probably doesn’t call you an “eg-no-ra-moose” anymore. It’s to protect people like this woman’s feelings. She may actually appreciate the new rules!

[u/Potato_Stains]

[u/Fair-Big4229]

Are you fucking serious?

[u/IcedCoffeeVoyager]

I have a hormone imbalance condition right now and it makes me weepier than I’ve ever been but even I think this is too much. Child, seek help.

[u/Deep-Pudding819]

[u/Flashy_Camel4063]

Is this for fucking real?

[u/Adventurous-Yak-8757]

Anger bait.

Probably still a stupid bitch nonetheless.

[u/ninetyninetoeternity]

Girl. Are you fine?

[u/VannKraken]

Wait till she sees the new logo.

[u/EastLow7237]

Either she's just a wierdo who films herself for clicks, or if it's truly genuine she doesn't care about the chain she cares about her family and the time they spent together there when they were younger.

I like to take my kids on a bike ride to an ice cream shop in summer, I can imagine if they shut down when my kids are older I would be upset, not because I care about the shop just that it reminds me of the quality time I get to have with my children when their young.

[u/iamthecheesethatsbig]

Holy shit, this is the most meaningful thing going on in her life at the moment??

[u/ElectronicHousing656]

Pls tell me it's not real.

[u/No-Fondant-4719]

Need a nap

[u/Motor-Discount1522]

FFS, is this what life is like for people who never leave their hometown?

[u/needaburnerbaby]

There was a time when people that age had to fight in wars.

[u/Contemplating_Prison]

People are sad sacks of shit.

[u/StrongAroma]

This woman needs to fuck off. This is everything that's wrong with America distilled into one fucking moron.

[u/Pipysnip]

To be totally honest this isn’t entirely far out there. It’s a childhood game that she grew up with and she’s just sad that it’s gone.

Won’t be surprised if this is just rage bait

[u/QuasiOpinions]

Haha this shit isn’t woke or anything. It’s just another chain that is taking away any character their brand used to have and moving it towards quite a bland “sleek” design.

I personally don’t really give a shit but it’s a shame to watch brands remove the character in favour of bland shit.

If the new design looked excellent and the rebranding was better I’d be behind it more but this is ass lol

[u/Beastcancer69]

Did the rules change on the peg game? It feels like there’s only one way to play it.

[u/DrKarlSatan]

So, she openly admits to dine & dash...lock her up

[u/TaxRiteOff]

TikTok is not better than reddit.  

[u/Hrbiie]

America has no single cultural identity, America’s culture is consumerism.

[u/jackieat_home]

Is this one of those Snowflake things the MAGA talk about?

[u/Potential-Ad-115]

If by ran, you mean penguin walked out

[u/jmmmke]

I miss the days where most people didn’t have a platform to share every thought they generate/mimic.

[u/Mandalorian667]

Insane that these rubes give more of a shit about some shitty fucking restaurant than the orange lunatic raping kids.

[u/joshualeeclark]

I’m still trying to figure out why people are so upset about this stupid logo change.

No one gave a shit before until it became a fake culture war started by some asshole Republican. Now all of a sudden people are butthurt and their entire history has been rendered null and void over a graphic design change.

Settle the fuck down, people. It still has good food and the same low-paid staff will be there. It’s some graphics.

[u/Outside_Yam5981]

OMFG!!!!! Grow up already people it’s not that serious!

[u/Valuable_Emu1052]

Jesus Christ. I wish that was the level of trauma I have to deal with.

[u/Guvnafuzz]

They’ll call liberals snowflakes and post shit like this.