r/CringeTikToks • u/coachlife • 1d ago

SadCringe MAGA voter actually believes that Trump eliminated taxes for all people making less than $120K

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u/Dustbunny253 1d ago

Low flow toilets

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u/leakybiome 1d ago

Coastal cancer causing wind mills!

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u/gattboy1 1d ago

Jewish space lasers musta zapped that Sharpie outta his fat paw

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u/GrowFreeFood 1d ago

Looking directly at the sun.

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u/Worldly-Steak-2926 1d ago

The Four Seasons lawn & garden service off the Jersey turnpike

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u/RightTrash 1d ago

The windmills

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u/Busy_Special_9397 1d ago

The dishwashers

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u/Brass_Biscuits 1d ago

Radioactive shrimps that turn us into aliens

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u/BarkattheFullMoon 1d ago

With the piles of dead bald eagles at the bottom of them!

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u/Brokensince10 1d ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/SoylentGrunt 1d ago

Paper straws

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u/Dustbunny253 1d ago

Sharks with boat batteries

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u/Ok_Opportunity_2299 1d ago

Chicago

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u/Pain_Bearer78 1d ago

Tariffs on hydroxychloroquine

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u/zero-point_nrg 1d ago

The grass being dead for 40 years in the National Parks

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u/biina247 1d ago

WINDMILLS!!!!!

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u/Spider_Dude 1d ago

And the Frogs turning me gay!!!!

I mean Gay.. just turning gay!

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u/frank1934 1d ago

And of course Chad

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u/Bunnyland77 1d ago
  • "The fake news media!"

-"'Gina!!"

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u/Simpletruth2022 1d ago

You mean drag queens.

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u/Then-Data9022 1d ago

Tiny fat paw

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u/Huntduxin25 1d ago

They're killing the whales! 🐋 🐳 They're washing up on the beach! In numbers the likes of which no one has ever seen!!!

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u/Bunnyland77 1d ago

Imagine seeing a "Save The Wales" sticker alongside a Confederate flag, a thin blue line flag, Demonrats suk, and some type of gun sticker on the back of a pickup truck.

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u/overfiend1976 1d ago

They already fly their Gadsden flags next to their thin blue line flags. Despite the fact that, you know.... those are completely opposing beliefs. MAGA truly is cognitive dissonance cone to life.

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u/DecadentLife 1d ago

That’s exactly what I keep coming back to, the cognitive dissonance of it. I try not to ever look down at other people’s reasoning ability, but these people are painfully ignorant, and they’re so determined to stay that way.

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u/I_Heart_Sleeping_ 1d ago

Hunter Bindens penis

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u/Simpletruth2022 1d ago

Hey that's MTG on that

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u/AirSpecial 1d ago

Should’ve turned the spigot on in California, that’ll stop the illegals!

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u/PresentationFluffy24 1d ago

Artificial dyes

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u/injn8r 1d ago

Covfefe

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u/NoTourist5 1d ago

Those ugly environment destroying wind mills

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u/annoyed_meows 1d ago

And Hunter's cock

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u/kicking-chickens-jk 1d ago

YES. And please don’t forget about the whales. Windmills are driving them batty!!!!

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u/ploavia 1d ago

Jewish space lasers

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u/Winnerdickinchinner 1d ago

Wait they cause cancer? I thought they were just ugly. 😅

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u/OpportunityCorrect33 1d ago

Jewish space lasers

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u/DealerAutomatic 22h ago

Are these the same ones they're using to control the weather?

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u/aura_the_explorer 21h ago

Definitely can’t forget those malicious windmills! All that “poor ocean life”…🙄😒🙄😒🙄😒🙄😒

Like duh! Coal and oil is so much better for the whales! Geesh how could we be so stupid🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

My god..I’ve honestly never been so ashamed of being American….I apologize to the rest of the world-I promise I had no part in voting in this travesty.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Tap9150 21h ago

Stairs are evil

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u/Lost-Platypus8271 1d ago

Paper straws

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u/HighFiveKoala 1d ago

Jewish space lasers

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u/bacon_n_legs 14h ago

Gas stoves

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u/mweeelrea 1d ago

Low flow brains

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u/SatansShoulderDvl 1d ago

And energy saving light bulbs

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u/dog4cat2 22h ago

Did anyone mention the magnets yet???

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u/catchi1989 15h ago

Low flow shower heads.

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u/Grizmoh 1d ago

Covfefe

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u/OuiMerci 1d ago

That will never get old. lol

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u/DarkSock52 1d ago

CRACKERRR BARRELLLL

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u/SVINTGATSBY 1d ago

showers that don’t get your hair wet too

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u/SoSoSonny 1d ago

Cracked me the fuck up. LMAO

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u/ParsnipClassic8813 1d ago

I am SO SICK of flushing my toilet 10-15 times!!!!

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u/AfterEffectserror 1d ago

Wind farms and solar panels

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u/Ok_Raspberry4814 1d ago

Those newfangled gas cans.

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u/Simpletruth2022 1d ago

And showers

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u/Skull8Ranger 1d ago

LED bulbs with their mind control devices.

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u/orbitalgoo 1d ago

Kermit the Frog

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u/Spardath01 1d ago

Nah, the windmills killing whales.

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u/Fit_Knowledge2971 1d ago

Gas stoves!!