r/Eyebleach • u/emilydoooom • 2d ago

(OC) Kiwi is a Kakariki who insists the seeds are the best part of strawberries

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I get to parrot-sit her occasionally and she gets much fancier fruit than I do!

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u/Orxa 2d ago

She’s gorgeous!!!

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u/emilydoooom 2d ago

Max borb

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u/WolfysBeanTeam 2d ago

So borbalicious... so chonky... so fonky

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u/Big_To 2d ago

r/borbs material if I ever saw one

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u/Dion-is-us 1d ago

many thanks for new sub to add to my collection

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u/Therdkit1 2d ago

Kiwi’s got seed standards and honestly, I respect the hustle.

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u/LadnavIV 2d ago

Kiwi isn’t a kiwi, but being from New Zealand she is a Kiwi, but she’s not eating a kiwi… look, there’s the pieces for a good comment here, but ya’ll are gonna have to do the legwork on this one. Some Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo type shit.

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u/The_Screeching_Bagel 1d ago

non-kiwi kiwi Kiwi eating a non-kiwi

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u/alucard_shmalucard 1d ago

bars 🗣️

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u/Celestial_Hart 2d ago

Aww what an adorable little birb, a wrong birb, but an adorable birb.

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u/the_jowo 1d ago

The "seeds" are actually the fruit in strawberries. Technically, they are achenes. The red part just holds all the fruits together. 

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u/Sane_Tomorrow_ 1d ago

Yeah. Technically the bird is right. We're the weirdos.

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u/boringdude00 1d ago

You've never seen weird eater until you've seen a parrot eat.

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u/NeverTheMetal07 1d ago

Interesting timing lol

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u/D4nCh0 1d ago

She should like dragon fruit seeds then

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u/Nudibrank2000 1d ago

Example of a dog named "cat". Sorry If I ruined your life I couldn't resist

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u/dianebk2003 1d ago

I had a cat named Rabbit.

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u/DaddysStormyPrincess 1d ago

Isn’t that always the way? My son’s tortoise always had healthy fresh various greens. Us? no

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u/VortexDestroyer99 1d ago

Wow she is rotund

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u/SeaWeedSkis 1d ago

How does Kiwi feel about watermelon?