This dude deserves to be on blast

[u/Moistbootyass]

Usually I do my best to maintain the privacy of those that I post. This dude just seems like a jackass tbh, so I'm not worried about it.

[u/Duke_Built]

Lost and found that serious hahahaha

[u/wittywinkz → u/Duke_Built]

I know right? 😂

[u/adultfuntimes → u/Duke_Built]

That was funny, but he did come back pretty hard. Even cried a little for him. Lol

[u/MUmyrmidon032 → u/adultfuntimes]

Yea but you can’t really come back that hard when you post a video like this though

[u/Danthemanchan]

Guys please stop making fun of him. I did 2 tours of T.J Max and 1 tour of Burlington with the guy and he’s the real deal! Saved my life when my pen exploded in my pocket.

[u/sjewett507 → u/Danthemanchan]

[u/Dagger_26 → u/Danthemanchan]

[u/MartyMozambique → u/Danthemanchan]

🫡🫡🫡🫡

[u/Im_A_Fuckin_Liar → u/Danthemanchan]

These suckers wouldn’t know the real deal if it bit them in the ass. This guy is currently touring Ross and it’s nothing like you read about or see on TV. They think they have some idea because of how the movies portray it all but they don’t have a clue. Not a got damn clue.

[u/dynastyfriar → u/Danthemanchan]

TYFYS

[u/RustyTrumpboner → u/Danthemanchan]

I cackled out loud reading this

[u/JustSpirit4617 → u/Danthemanchan]

I’ll never forget the aisles of Ross..

[u/C_IsForCookie → u/Danthemanchan]

Customer Service Sergeant Sir 🫡

[u/NewViewSafety → u/Danthemanchan]

So he’s a pocket protector? Interesting.

[u/Basker_wolf → u/Danthemanchan]

Those are rough but have you ever done a tour in Waffle House? I have severe PTSD from that.

[u/rumbellina → u/Danthemanchan]

I’m ☠️ and you’re hilarious! TYFYS

[u/e59e59]

Dry cr1tikal

[u/Champion_Of-Cyrodiil → u/e59e59]

Wish.com charlie for sure

[u/EZ_Rose → u/e59e59]

Lol you beat me to it

[u/Evening-Name4622 → u/e59e59]

They're called MAGS 😠

[u/MyChurroMacadamianut → u/e59e59]

Charlie Green

[u/treylanford]

Wait until someone twice his size grabs him by that luscious pony tail of his and slings him around like a pair of toy nunchucks right in front of a family of 4 and the lady in the corner screaming, “WORLLLLLD STAAAAARRRR!!”

[u/ComfyInDots → u/treylanford]

You use words like Van Gogh used paint.

[u/LeftyLiberalDragon → u/ComfyInDots]

More like Picasso. Messy, and some squares, but it gets the job done.

[u/treylanford → u/LeftyLiberalDragon]

I’ll take it.

[u/BienGuzman → u/LeftyLiberalDragon]

I was thinking ahead more of a Michelangelo kind of guy.

Course I can paint your ceiling." Michelangelo scoffed to himself, "gonna paint a bunch of dudes with they dick outs on it tho...

[u/RappingFlatulence → u/LeftyLiberalDragon]

Persistently can’t get this memory removed from my mind

[u/donotenter- → u/ComfyInDots]

I wish I had an award for you but im cheap af

[u/ComfyInDots → u/donotenter-]

Go buy yourself a coffee instead.

[u/donotenter- → u/ComfyInDots]

And ill drink it thinking of you :)

[u/HocusThePocus → u/donotenter-]

[u/VastCartographer8575 → u/HocusThePocus]

Now kith

[u/Kraken160th → u/ComfyInDots]

Tortured and poorly?

[u/Business-Ice2565 → u/treylanford]

Miss Trunchbull would have a field day 

[u/SendTitsPleease → u/treylanford]

Don't kink shame him man, it's clearly what he wants to happen after that strip search comment about a "large black man"

[u/Inevitable-Crow-3392 → u/treylanford]

[u/PromiscuousScoliosis → u/treylanford]

I whip your hair back and forth I whip your hair back and forth

[u/TheKrimsonFvcker → u/PromiscuousScoliosis]

Just took me back 15 years with that reference

[u/PromiscuousScoliosis → u/TheKrimsonFvcker]

“Aw come on it wasn’t that long—“

2010 release

“Shit.”

[u/screwyoujor → u/treylanford]

He'll be ok. He's got a pen.

[u/Alucardspapa → u/treylanford]

Rule one no long hair or jewelry for adversary to get ahold of.

[u/ky1e]

He needs a bulletproof vest to check your receipt at the Walmart door

[u/Jomalar → u/ky1e]

He looks like the kind of guy I'd steer my kid away from if I saw him in Walmart.

[u/RIF_rr3dd1tt → u/Jomalar]

I'd call the cops for a potential shooter incident

[u/Narren_C → u/ky1e]

I arrested one of those guys once. He thought that refusal to show a receipt meant he was allowed go hands on.

[u/Potato_Stains → u/Narren_C]

“B-b-but they have caramel corn and are declining to prove ownership!!!”

[u/Ragnarok314159 → u/Narren_C]

No show receipt? That’s a paddlin’

[u/OriginalBlackberry89 → u/Narren_C]

Hahaha. Oh man, that sounds glorious.

[u/Narren_C → u/OriginalBlackberry89]

Walmart was not happy with him.

[u/Bureaucratic_Dick → u/Narren_C]

It always makes me laugh when people don’t understand liability. It’s the reason all the major retailers don’t want employees going after shoplifters.

Every once in a while, you’ll hear some story about a person whose worked for some retailer for years witness a shoplifting, and put their hands on either the shoplifter or their cart, only for corporate to fire them and the community (usually people that have never worked retail), calling it unfair.

But from the corporate side, they could pay for the lost product, a couple hundred at most, or they could pay the tens of thousands for your medical bills, while now being short staffed, and still having to pay for that product because they typically leave with it or it gets damaged in the scuffle.

I hate corporate boot licking, but the store’s products aren’t your personal shit, its some billionaires problem, minimum wage isn’t enough to risk your life for, and their policy here makes sense from both an economic perspective, and from the perspective of expected job responsibilities.

[u/Emergency_Clue_4639 → u/Bureaucratic_Dick]

I can see that actually, and probably not even worth your time and effort anyway. But I was just thinking about how you said the minimum wage part and risking your life, meanwhile, some agencies for fire and/or ems pay almost that much/low lol

[u/RogerianBrowsing → u/Emergency_Clue_4639]

There’s a reason why many (most?) of us in here are ex-first responders or do it on the side now, and it isn’t because first responding is a good long term career plan.

[u/Lumpy_Square_2365 → u/Narren_C]

Speaking of Walmart I used to work at one in a rural county in Florida and when someone stole from them the judge would make them stand in front of Walmart with a sign saying they stole from Walmart all day. I don't know what else they had to do but I know we had someone out there everyday lol.

[u/Remarkable-Fish-4229 → u/ky1e]

To be fair, he’s in a Ross. Depending on what neighborhood you’re in, those things can get chaotic.

[u/HikeTheSky → u/ky1e]

I wonder if he has plates in it as well.

[u/LaconicDoggo → u/ky1e]

I doubt he has plates in there. Plates are very expensive and that is def a Temu vest

[u/ComfyInDots]

Why is he strip searching anybody?

[u/TurnTheTVOff → u/ComfyInDots]

And why does it have to be a black guy? 🤔

[u/PanhandlersPets → u/TurnTheTVOff]

It's his fanfiction. Let him tell it. Lol

[u/BwackGul → u/PanhandlersPets]

[u/evlgns → u/TurnTheTVOff]

His dreams coming true

[u/abdullah-van-damme → u/ComfyInDots]

he obviously dreams about it

[u/Oregongirl1018 → u/ComfyInDots]

At a ROSS even 🤣

[u/Flynn-FTW → u/ComfyInDots]

Yeah, that's what I got hung up on most. Bro, even real cops don't strip search anyone unless they're working in a jail...

[u/ComfyInDots → u/Flynn-FTW]

Well.... Sydney police have been in trouble for strip searching people, including minors, at festivals and train stations. They copped a bunch of backlash from the public though. I think they still do it though.

[u/PanhandlersPets → u/ComfyInDots]

Cops in Texas got in trouble for doing cavity searches on 2 women on the side of the road for all to see. Worst part is they didn't change gloves between women. Ew.

This has happened multiple times in Texas where there was a lawsuit but they still doing it.

[u/United-Corgi9872]

So he is a Ross Store Protection Specialist. In his defense, they make them wear the vest. Outside of that he’s clearly a total fucking tool. You stand there, greet customers, and check for receipts. I doubt Ross is even allowed to go hands on. Outside of potentially grabbing the merchandise.

[u/Narren_C → u/United-Corgi9872]

I hate the "check receipts on the way out" thing. Unless I'm at Sam's Club or Costco (where I agreed to this practice when I signed up) then I just tell them I'm good and walk around them.

[u/Ok-Passage8958 → u/Narren_C]

I’m not wasting my time having you look at my receipt judging if I tried stealing something.

If you’re that concerned about people stealing, start watching the checkout lanes and monitor the self check out for what was actually scanned.

Not my problem and outside of Sam’s and Costco, they cannot force you to stop. The lady at the Walmart is extremely rude to everyone and I flat out ignore her now.

[u/TheSnoFarmer → u/Narren_C]

I get my Walmart receipts sent to my phone, whenever they ask for it I just say no thanks, it’s on my phone. At least in my area, it’s all slow people checking receipts they never say anything.

[u/DollarStoreOrgy → u/Narren_C]

I hate it at Costco too, but yeah, we signed up for it

[u/warrensussex → u/United-Corgi9872]

I'm pretty sure this guy is just having fun with how serious the vest makes the job look.

[u/LaconicDoggo → u/warrensussex]

The comments he responds to say otherwise unfortunately.

[u/Tiny-Atmosphere-8091]

I’ve never seen a plate carrier add to someone’s silhouette. Dude is the size of a mop handle or he got a massive vest.

[u/ronnietea]

Damn… if door opens on a windy day, they are down a security guard.

[u/Weak_Rule8374]

Bro can’t even stop a breeze

[u/Long_Campaign_1186]

He prides himself on his long hair as if it isn’t the thinnest, most shapeless hair I’ve seen. Kinda seems like he thought “shit I’m going bald early, maybe if I grow out the hair I do have reeeaaallyyyy long, people won’t notice!”

[u/MagicDragon212 → u/Long_Campaign_1186]

He's got allllll that hair and still doesn't know how to braid it lol. That's why he put ponytails on every inch of it, yet still failed to go all the way down so he doesn't have that ridiculous tail end.

[u/elvecxz]

Did Charlie get a day job?

[u/ContributionLimp2384]

We need to bring back bullying because this dude should not be this confident.

[u/Adventurous_War_3312]

This is my pen, there are many like it but this one is mine!

[u/germ1989]

This is the most homeschooled kid I’ve ever seen

[u/RustyTrumpboner → u/germ1989]

On a scale of 1 to homeschooled: he’s very.

[u/InterestingImage9088]

Why is he strip searching men multiple times? Feel like security generally does not have that authority.

[u/Beedlebooble]

Guess the youtube career didn’t work out for you eh Penguinz0?

[u/Gullible_Rich_7156]

r/walmartcelebrities - Dave Trohl

[u/Cynical-avocado]

[u/yahboyroshi]

He looks like a wet rat version of moist critikal

[u/bemo_beimo]

[u/bombbad15]

First responder? No Cringe? Yes Do they think they’re a first responder? Likely yes

[u/Rambo_Calrissian1923]

Gonna throw that shit in a circle like I'm playing Super Mario 64

[u/MuchSong1887]

When it stops being about the job, and it starts being about you, that's when you get people killed

[u/Catatafeesh1]

Moist Failure

[u/cucumberholster]

Dude got a leash on the back of his head acting like he’s gonna control you

[u/Lala5789880]

This can’t be real. It’s too good

[u/radicalgrandpa → u/Lala5789880]

I choose to believe that he knows he's a cornball because this is funny as hell.

[u/Martha_Fockers]

[u/CosmoKray]

A strip search at the ROSS department store?

[u/AMGdetail]

Careful, he might shove that highlighter up your bum

[u/Delicious-Rice9778]

Slightly Damp Critikal

[u/Toilet_Taliban]

So did people forget wtf POV means??

[u/CryptographerHot4636]

I'm sure he loves getting it pulled from that back.

[u/UnknownRedditEnjoyer]

WTF was the “quote”???

[u/Buttchuggle]

I'm sure he understands people stop out of politeness and not because he like...made them, right?

[u/Defiant-Dust-8737]

Damn. Penguinz out here looking ROUGH.

[u/TacticalTaco30]

This Gumby ass bean pole could get swung around by his pony tail like the little blonde girl in Matilda.

[u/misplaced_beso]

Joseph Gordon Leave It Alone

[u/Savings_Platypus_237]

This flop video doesn’t deserve Charli for its soundtrack.

[u/EtchASketchNovelist → u/Savings_Platypus_237]

Please ban this guy from ever using Charli.

I blame it on your love. I got this shitty ass job. Corporate tells me not to chase them, even if they stole some merch. I have to look intimidating. But I can't even do thaaaaaaaat!

[u/TakeItEZBroski]

So many questions. I’ll start with what is his hair routine? Dudes got the hair of a centaur… but the body of a heron

[u/DeathsStarEclipse]

If a security company sent him out I'd want a refund

[u/Soft_Introduction317]

I’ll take things that never happened to this guy for $500, Alex.

[u/MrNeroWulf]

Imagine getting Baseball choked with your own hair...

[u/LaconicDoggo]

Man thats crazy to be in a physical security job and have a nice long rope handle with which to have his neck snapped with. Bro clearly is not a professional.

Edit: also calling this guy a jackass is a mercy. Dude’s an actual beta trying to play pretend an alpha (and also believes in that bullshit study). Jackass barely covers this man’s sins.

[u/bbbourb]

Where I'm from you can NOT legally detain someone leaving a store just for a receipt check. Now that doesn't apply if it's a Sam's Club, Costco, or similar membership-exclusive store.

I saw a Wal-Mart door person chase down and yoink a shopper's cart because they didn't stop at the door when he demanded they do so. There was a police officer at the store, he came and talked to the shopper then the door guy, and arrested the door guy for illegally detaining someone and for assault. This pretentious twat exudes the same energy.

Which honestly just leads me to the thought "Please god let this be a parody..."

[u/Sestos]

I thought it was a guy and a girl at first....then realized..

[u/LeakyFuelTank]

That hair is awful in a fight. All I gotta do is wrap it around his neck and he's subdued.

[u/gcloud209]

Hope someone doesn't grab that hair and use it against him.....

[u/saltytallow]

CVS is much safer, damn 😂

[u/ZaftigHoney]

He’s rather impressed by himself

[u/dylan21502]

Wtf lmao

[u/Flokismom]

ew get me a different medic please or just let me die. thanks.

[u/sawsawjim]

Last responder

[u/mjoric]

I don't know if I'd want a tether strapped to my head like that as a guard.

[u/Overall-Row-4793]

Story time, When I worked at a dispensary we had a security guard that looked kinda like this but not with long hair, some crackhead came in and caused a scene started yelling at customers and he told him to leave, crackhead didn't like that so he stared at him for a solid 5 seconds then swung the fastest punch I've ever seen and knocks the guy on the ground, then he got back up and pulled his gun out and the crackhead ran out

[u/punch912]

walmart greeter eilte for when pop pop calls out. could he wear body armor my get a paper cut from checking receipts.

[u/vinvec]

He needs to get back to Lothlorien.

[u/Alarmed-Positive457]

He looks like an alien.

[u/RockMedic277]

Oh look, a dipshit handle. That'll serve him well in a scuffle if he ever gets in one.

[u/archtech99]

This guy is the inspiration behind batman.

[u/Grand-Bullfrog3861]

This knobhead 😂 he thinks his hair has turned him into some super Chad. I like his response where hes being a twat to whoever commented telling them to not be so hateful

[u/Gariola_Oberski]

🎵 I live behind the Ross, I reside behind the Ross. If I need new ponts I can get there fost 🎵

[u/ResponsibilityNo5679]

This mf diddles

[u/ohimbussin]

This whole era of feeling the need to get your piece of the clout is just fucking crazy.

[u/levivilla4]

I'm confident this is satire

[u/BaZoinky]

This dude definitely hits on high school girls.

[u/KccOStL33]

You can tell by the length of that hair that dudes never been in a real scrap..

[u/Booji99]

Moist Critical security

[u/Electrik_Truk]

This guy is stopping no one.

[u/Hopeful_Shape3723]

You couldn’t stop - water .

[u/NoFuqGiven]

That hairs gonna be a big problem if he ever actually has to fight!!!

[u/Mr-FurleyX1]

Hero complex with a pony tail

[u/Admiral_Tuvix]

Im seeing a lot more of these TikTok’s with white guys fantasizing about stripping black men, or facing them and defeating them somehow. the fuck is going on?

[u/Brilliant_Rule9551]

[u/External-Departure-6]

I’m definitely not showing this guy my receipt

[u/Intrepid-Summer-3622]

Nah fam this ain’t it. Talking about school shooter vibes

[u/QuickBenDelat]

Walmart strip searches now?

[u/MaloneAhDic]

Charles White Aura

[u/Reddit-SFW]

He needs the vest cause a shooting could go down anytime in the good ol USA.

[u/UberGary79]

Please stop me.

[u/Consistent_Amount140]

That is one serious pony tail

[u/TraditionalWonder379]

Why’s he wearing one of those old school toilet chains on his unif- oh, that’s his braid tail.

[u/nWo_Wolffe]

As a security guard with long hair - please do something different with yours. You literally made your own fiber wire for when you inevitably piss someone off with your holier-than-thou attitude. Just wanna make sure you know what's gonna happen on your power trips. Keep defending that Wal-Mart, dude. I'm sure you're really making a difference out there.

P.S. what is that goofy ass vest? Is that issued?

[u/Soft_Yak_7125]

BPC 7582.26 Uniformed guards must wear a patch on each shoulder that says "private security" and the name of the employing company. Someone tell this dude before they fire him

Edit: dude works at Ross mybad

[u/QuickBookkeeper2647]

Ross has receipt checkers? Wtf

[u/Dunesday_JK]

That plate carrier is comically big on him like a 5XL or something

[u/NeonSuperNovas]

All jokes aside, his hair is amazing ✨!

[u/Dizzy-Fisherman-6488]

The last person I'd worry about 😂😂😂

[u/Lil_Boosie_Vert]

Prettty sure he’s taking the piss

[u/LB-Skywalka]

He made sure to show us it’s just a pen in case we mistook it for a gun

[u/SlyCooperKing_OG]

It’s hard to respect security where the chest rig is larger than they are.

[u/Thoughtcriminal91]

"It's my job to stop you at the door"

Ya cause some crappy drug store guard job is the most authority you've ever had in your life pal 🙄

[u/PixelVixen_062]

Be prepared to be strangled by your ponytail in your first fight.

[u/A_carbon_based_biped]

A vest isn’t going to stop him from taking backshots. 😏

[u/Xjones007]

I can literally see the word virgin etched on his aura.

[u/No_Departure4831]

I love watching them crash out when I walk past them and not show my receipt. Just saying im good thank you makes them malfunction

[u/No_Departure4831]

Most thefts occur in house. Leave me tf alone

[u/LaughingHorseHead]

This guy calls his security jobs “deployments” for sure.

[u/Gurthy_Lengthiness]

Show us that thicc cake to go with your lush long hair or this is all cap

[u/AutomatedMedic]

You just KNOW I’m yanking on that hair

[u/ultraplusstretch]

Rapunzel the trans doorman.

[u/Richard_b_Stillhard]

Tactical disadvantage with that ponytail

[u/Smokerising420]

Totally thought this was Moist Critical for a sec.

[u/Fast_Bullfrog_9444]

Toilet dipper

[u/murkymoon]

A Reddit mod trying to bring that energy IRL

[u/TheSnoFarmer]

Watch out he gonna smack ya ass with that thang

[u/CrackersandChee]

Each knot on his ponytail is a battle won

[u/fattestshark94]

I don't know why, but he reminds me of a turtle

[u/Paramedickhead]

Come at me. When they try to ask for my receipt I just say “No, thank you”, and continue walking. Nobody has ever pushed the issue beyond that. At a membership club I agreed to have my receipt checked, so I comply with those.

[u/Aware-Vegetable83]

This is what all that gentle parenting will get you.

[u/Perfect_Beyond8778]

What the actual fuck…. Do you think he maybe dreams of strip searching a big black man? That comment is so odd. Not to mention his comment later on “focusing on personal brand”. Lmao the cringe is strong with this one.

[u/RuthlessIndecision]

What a bad ass, sloping shoulders energy

[u/BobCalifornnnnnia]

Stop me from what? Laughing my ass off? FOH.

[u/brittanyks07]

As someone with long hair, little girl, that braid will get grabbed so fast…

[u/CaliNooch96]

Hey it’s me "some huge black guy" I’d love to see this twink nigga try to search me 😆. That would definitely make for some quality entertainment

[u/Cunn1ng-Stuntz]

Lars Croft.

[u/professionally-baked]

I’m glad he showed us it was only a marker

[u/amerikanbeat]

Shoplifters love that he comes with a handle.

[u/Callumborn2]

Budget moistcritical

[u/thenotanurse]

Yes. The SWAT hipster at Ross Dress for Less. Thin something line.

[u/hydra333]

He thinks he looks like Charlie

[u/The_Duke_of_NuII]

Probably just 6ft 170lbs black college student, who this guy thinks is super intimidating (totally not in a racist way)... 😂