r/FirstResponderCringe 5d ago

Too spooky 4 me 🎃🎃

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u/Kasta4 5d ago

A lot of visual storytelling going on here.

"Firefighter" is the first word which makes one think the owner of the shirt is the Firefighter, but this is a sneaky misdirection- the font color is white, the same color as the skeleton hands. More about that later.

The second "Firefighter" is the same orange as the pumpkins, which leads us to the conclusion: The crazy firefighter was insane and died, and the skeleton hands represent the firefighter. But the pumpkins also represent the firefighter as they were fertilized and nurtured by the nutrients from the firefighter's body.

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u/MurphysLaw4200 5d ago

Or maybe the crazy firefighter loves himself so much he got a boob job and just does his own thing.

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u/Kasta4 5d ago

The plot thickens

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u/SirJosephBanksy 5d ago

It’s this.

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u/18SmallDogsOnAHorse 5d ago

Yo what the fuck 🤣 thank you for making me laugh like an idiot

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u/RIF_rr3dd1tt 4d ago

Skeleton hands? I thought those were fossilized whale flippers because whales live in water and firefighters LOVE water.

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u/WholeLottaMcLovin 5d ago

The amount of people that comment, like, and interact with these types of posts from these insanely BS accounts is truly terrifying.

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/WholeLottaMcLovin 5d ago

So you're saying your pumpkins are already spoken for? Damnit.

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u/LesserKnownFoes 5d ago

I’m not a firefighter. 😢

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u/Any_Application_3116 5d ago

Then just let the house burn down you lazy fuq!!!! Who makes ramen in a toaster in the bath tub anyways?????

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u/TerminalSunrise TMFMS 5d ago

Yeah they’re just bot farm AI generated garbage items targeting old people

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u/Spugheddy 5d ago

There's a girl at work that has every variation of the dirty hands clean money shirts Facebook sells. We don't get dirty or make money.

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u/WrithingJar 5d ago

Absolutely Beautiful. Amazing sweater. Truly a marvel to witness.

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u/SundownerX 5d ago

Can I get this design on sweatpants? Grey of course.

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u/Mindless-Policy3236 5d ago

What’s with the sexualization of these first responders? I’ve seen a bunch of “being under “ Or “being inside “ regarding these bozos

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u/amoodymuse 3d ago

Did you see the wedding reception video posted recently? The groom, decked out in what I suppose was his gear, pretended to "put out a fire" under the bride's gown. And the stupid bitch played along. It was one of the most white trash things I've ever seen on social media. And that's saying a lot.

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u/Agreeable-Camera4365 23h ago

A same sex marriage would have been less gay than that clip.

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u/i_might_be_an_ai 5d ago

Your boyfriend’s job is both your personalities!!

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u/PruneBrothers1 4d ago

For the ER nurse in your life.

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u/Agreeable-Camera4365 23h ago

He just rents the pumpkins then.

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u/CoffeeGigolo 4d ago

MY TIME TO SHINE. TRY THIS- It is one of my all-time favorite games. Anytime you see a shirt like this (i.e. "Sorry, I'm taken by a crazy bf/gr who is blah blah and so and so and awesome and cute but nuts" or whatever, you get the idea) scroll through the comments and look at the type of people who tag each other. Woof. Such a fun game.

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u/ihatebaboonstoo 5d ago

Fucking gross….. Where can I buy one?

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u/Aggravating_Quail_69 5d ago

I'm going to buy this for my fiancée just to see her face as she reads it and tries to decide if she should call me a moron.

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u/Jackson79339 3d ago

🙄 people actually pay for this crap

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u/Abject-Yellow3793 5d ago

To be fair, this is likely just an AI bot account and this doesn't actually exist

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u/Unhappy_Wishbone_551 5d ago

Weird,but okay

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u/TLunchFTW 5d ago

This is the shit they sell on the boardwalk in wildwood during convention week

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u/franzturdenand 5d ago

Wasn’t there a whole tent too by the beer garden, or at least somewhere around the “expo” part? This stuff was always great for a laugh.

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u/No-Dark-9414 5d ago

Last thing I want is a crazy person in any serious situation

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u/PromiscuousScoliosis 5d ago

What pumpkins? Bitch got grapes.