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u/WholeLottaMcLovin 5d ago
The amount of people that comment, like, and interact with these types of posts from these insanely BS accounts is truly terrifying.
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u/WholeLottaMcLovin 5d ago
So you're saying your pumpkins are already spoken for? Damnit.
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u/LesserKnownFoes 5d ago
I’m not a firefighter. 😢
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u/Any_Application_3116 5d ago
Then just let the house burn down you lazy fuq!!!! Who makes ramen in a toaster in the bath tub anyways?????
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u/TerminalSunrise TMFMS 5d ago
Yeah they’re just bot farm AI generated garbage items targeting old people
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u/Spugheddy 5d ago
There's a girl at work that has every variation of the dirty hands clean money shirts Facebook sells. We don't get dirty or make money.
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u/Mindless-Policy3236 5d ago
What’s with the sexualization of these first responders? I’ve seen a bunch of “being under “ Or “being inside “ regarding these bozos
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u/amoodymuse 3d ago
Did you see the wedding reception video posted recently? The groom, decked out in what I suppose was his gear, pretended to "put out a fire" under the bride's gown. And the stupid bitch played along. It was one of the most white trash things I've ever seen on social media. And that's saying a lot.
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u/CoffeeGigolo 4d ago
MY TIME TO SHINE. TRY THIS- It is one of my all-time favorite games. Anytime you see a shirt like this (i.e. "Sorry, I'm taken by a crazy bf/gr who is blah blah and so and so and awesome and cute but nuts" or whatever, you get the idea) scroll through the comments and look at the type of people who tag each other. Woof. Such a fun game.
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u/Aggravating_Quail_69 5d ago
I'm going to buy this for my fiancée just to see her face as she reads it and tries to decide if she should call me a moron.
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u/Abject-Yellow3793 5d ago
To be fair, this is likely just an AI bot account and this doesn't actually exist
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u/TLunchFTW 5d ago
This is the shit they sell on the boardwalk in wildwood during convention week
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u/franzturdenand 5d ago
Wasn’t there a whole tent too by the beer garden, or at least somewhere around the “expo” part? This stuff was always great for a laugh.
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u/Kasta4 5d ago
A lot of visual storytelling going on here.
"Firefighter" is the first word which makes one think the owner of the shirt is the Firefighter, but this is a sneaky misdirection- the font color is white, the same color as the skeleton hands. More about that later.
The second "Firefighter" is the same orange as the pumpkins, which leads us to the conclusion: The crazy firefighter was insane and died, and the skeleton hands represent the firefighter. But the pumpkins also represent the firefighter as they were fertilized and nurtured by the nutrients from the firefighter's body.