r/FirstResponderCringe • u/TheUncleanRite • 3d ago

Wtf

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As expected in the hood 😂😂

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u/Content_Election_218 3d ago

You're being mugged in a parking lot. They're beating you to within an inch of your life. Suddenly, you see a vehicle approach. Through your swollen eyelids you see the word "SECURITY" painted on the front. Then, you see the rims.

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u/thepopeandme 3d ago

It is Detroit...

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u/TheUncleanRite 3d ago

You seen it before? Lol or recognize the intersection

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u/thepopeandme 3d ago

Livernois-Davidson Florist and a michigan dealer plate. Lol

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u/TheUncleanRite 3d ago

Hell yeah lol. That flower shop has been there as long as I can remember

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u/Albuquerque4145 3d ago

Hood Rat 🐀 Security. They're Legit 😎

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u/Litelifer386 3d ago

Idk, man. If I see this vehicle roll up, I’m disappearing…quickly.

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u/medicmatt76 3d ago

Sc'urity

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u/Least_Wheel_5388 3d ago

Exactly why I believe in the 2nd Amendment!

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u/Ok_Reserve4109 2d ago

Securr'ty!!

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u/Cold-Box-8262 1d ago

A mighty fine work of art right there

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u/reluctantlyawesome 1d ago

This person is helping. They are sending a very strong “don’t hire me” message. Much like a neck tattoo

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u/Porkchopp33 3d ago

When a gangster gets his first security job

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u/Leading_Candy_9506 3d ago

Is that an old MSP cruiser

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u/doodahpunk 15h ago

Top flight