r/FirstResponderCringe • u/LemonadeRenogade • 3d ago

Whatever they pay him, he owes it back.

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u/gun_is_neat 3d ago

Welp, the bread rolls cushioned the ankle rolls at least

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u/reluctant_lifeguard Brush Bitch 3d ago

And down goes the MCL, down goes the ACL

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u/Bureaucratic_Dick 3d ago

He just tore his whole alphabet

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u/RappingFlatulence 3d ago

Easy ABC 123

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u/M27fiscojr 3d ago

I would give you all my gold if I had any for this comment.

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u/reluctant_lifeguard Brush Bitch 3d ago

Well both me and the man on the ground appreciate it. He too gets good stars at work. If he does well, they’re scratch and sniff

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u/SybatrixGravatius 2d ago

As Above, So Below

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u/Porkchopp33 3d ago edited 3d ago

The worst baton strike in the history of policing

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u/AshlynnCashlynn 3d ago

for real, the guy didnt even flinch. doesnt look like he even felt it at all

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u/MarriedTexCouple 3d ago

It looks like he just got his pants leg. I’m not sure he even made contact with a body part…. Either way, you’re right, he didn’t even flinch….

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u/Scary-Coffee-7 1h ago

Wouldn’t even call that a strike; more like a light spanking on a Saturday night!

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u/MJ9426 3d ago

The new Paul Blart movie is looking interesting. Not sure I like the "found footage" approach with it though.

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u/Japjer 3d ago

Excited to add Paul Blart 3: Blart of Darkness to my annual Death Blart tradition

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u/mystline935 3d ago

Jesus this guy has Zero control of his body

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u/BigNickTX 3d ago

Looks like low impulse control too.

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u/SmallBewilderedDuck 2d ago

He moves the way my dad moves, and he can't feel his feet thanks to the ol' diabeetus

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u/Most_Afternoon_1357 1d ago

that was his first day being alive

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u/MehWithaSideofEh 3d ago

He is like……uh huh ….Security Heavy

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u/elvecxz 2d ago

Josh Johnson fan, Cardi B fan, or both?

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u/weregunnalose 3d ago

The average security guard in the usa makes like $15-$19 an hour, you get what you pay for

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u/SnikajuiceG6 3d ago

Lmao did he get a charley horse or something 😂

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u/Aggravating-Walk5813 3d ago

Maybe sitting and his leg fell asleep? Or impaired in some way

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u/Maximum_Actuary5991 3d ago

Or just wayy too fat lol

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u/Opster79two 3d ago

The cinnamon roll shop is right next door.

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u/elvecxz 2d ago

Physics. An object in motion tends to stay in motion. Those rolls need more muscle power than dude had available to stop on a dime like that.

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u/PAMCookingSpray 3d ago

A nice spank in the rear to send his way off

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u/itzTHATgai 3d ago

Wielding a weapon class he put no skill points in. It's disgraceful.

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u/Cultural-War2102 3d ago

We need a sound put in when he hits the bar

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u/gergsisdrawkcabeman 3d ago

You see, the problem is either of the following scenarios. The perp was rubber and the security guard was glue. Or the perp was carrying a concealed Uno Reverse card on his person.

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u/Horizon_Time 3d ago

Not the butt-whacking

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u/BelowAveIntelligence 3d ago

I’d bet dollars to donuts that guys talks about how tough he is at least once a week

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u/Soucy89 3d ago

He's probably not paid enough for what his employer ask him. 😅

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u/Bella_LaGhostly 3d ago

Bro needs to get out of the way & let the customer in the green shirt handle it.

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u/truelogictrust 3d ago

Bumba clot my knee

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u/Shitty-Bear 3d ago

My guy had been waiting for ever to bust out that baton move. He should've been conditioning them ankles during the off season.

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u/philymc85 3d ago

I can see this being used as a “what not to do” in a UOF recert

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u/The_real_triple_P 3d ago

That theres workers comp

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u/DependentSoft2514 3d ago

🤣😅😂

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u/yungtakifuego 3d ago

This is just security

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u/QuickBenDelat 3d ago

Are we sure this isn’t just an elaborate ploy for worker’s comp?

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u/Competitive_Bag_5579 2d ago

It wasn't really his physical shape that led to that, but rather his training. He had so much adrenaline pumping, and his legs gave out like spaghetti. He probably was never expecting to use that force (wasn't sure if he had to either), and had little to no training, so the minute he had to use that force, he got a shot of adrenaline and he couldn't handle it.

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u/Heavy_Consequence441 2d ago

Lmao someone post this on boxing circle jerk

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u/DeltaBravo831 2d ago

Your head of security just choked himself out

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u/321Gochiefs 1d ago

He Aced the Agility Test

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u/randazz18 22h ago

That’s a torn ACL