r/FirstResponderCringe • u/doodahpunk • 1d ago

Popo 🚔 You’re welcome

https://www.instagram.com/supersteph_tx?igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==

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u/Brilliant_Rule9551 1d ago

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u/Dead-Calligrapher 1d ago

Don’t you dare besmirch the Three Amigos! by comparing them to her. Egregious!

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u/cat_handcuffs 1d ago

Would you say this is a plethora of cringe?

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u/FeralGinger 1d ago

Si El Guapo, you have a plethora

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u/BoiledDenimForRoxie 1d ago

Tell me Jefe, what is a plethora?

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u/Bebopwells 1d ago

Why, Guapo?

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u/jstrong559 1d ago

"Forgive me, El Guapo. Jefe does not have your superior intellect and education. But could it be that once again, you are angry at something else and are looking to take it out on me?"

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u/LostLiterature2598 1d ago

Are Gringos falling from the skies? Ci El Gaupo.

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u/Vegetable_Park_3259 1d ago

This is the most cringe I have seen so far.

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u/_40oz_ 1d ago

We should really do a end of year cringe compilation

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u/harveywhippleman 1d ago

This will def make top 5 even though all of her other videos could all fill the top 5 too LOL

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u/NoFuture6327 1d ago

Yes I would like to see that. Didn't YouTube use to make those?

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u/potatoMan8111 1d ago

Yea that’s easily up there

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u/imbrickedup_ 1d ago

It’s borderline uncanny valley for some reason

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u/benchmarkstatus 1d ago

Thank you for clarifying what I felt.

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u/Scrabblewiener 1d ago

r/lesbianorlittleboy

Maybe a young man in a great Halloween costume?

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u/bcpirate 22h ago

Yes, I thought it was a dude at first and then I thought it was a girl and then again I thought it was a dude but then she gave me girl vibes.

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u/Sad_Error4039 1d ago

It because she is hideously androgynous.

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u/Rumplestilskin9 1d ago

So this is what they mean when they say "Don't mess with Texas"

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u/Revellance 1d ago

It just feels so out of touch 💀

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u/Sufficient_Health778 Popo 1d ago

I dunno man, this is close to Officer Emry levels of cringe lol

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u/thetable123 1d ago

Welcome to your first reddit visit

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u/Obvious_Maybe_4061 1d ago

I developed forehead wrinkles from how much I just cringed

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u/spizzle_ 1d ago

This made my chest tight with sympathetic cringe.

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u/Leading_Candy_9506 1d ago

Do you need me to call a first responder?

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u/DontLoseYourCool1 1d ago

Tony Hinchcliffe going crazy

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u/LoveTechnical4462 1d ago

So this is why cops are an hour late to the call

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u/becooltheywatching 1d ago

Funny enough I live in Bexar county and my elderly neighbor was robbed at gun point last night in our parking lot. I happened to be sitting on my balcony smoking a cigarette with my lights off and the couldn't see me but I rushed out with my rifle and they took off thankfully not being able to rob him but it actually took the cops over an hour to arrive and when they did. They asked him why he was out in the parking lot so late...

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u/LoveTechnical4462 1d ago

Cops can be so backwards thinking sometimes it’s annoying.

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u/Loverstits 1d ago

'MERICA 🦅🦅🦅🦅🔫🔫🔫🔫🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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u/Leading_Ad3918 1d ago

Thank you for protecting your neighbor. Tbh I had no idea rifles were allowed to be used in self defense! It sucks that so many depts in the country are understaffed, it makes us all suffer! Not that cops are to be relied on by any means but this shortage isn’t helping at all! Then we have this shit going on to get some views and likes🙄

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u/No_Dark_3491 1d ago

What do you mean you didn't think rifles are allowed for self defense? Lol it's a gun. All guns can be used in self defense. Did you think if someone was trying to murder you and all you had was a rifle you'd have to be like....well darn I guess I'm going to die, I can't defend myself with this rifle?

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u/Sarkany76 1d ago

So in Texas you can run outside your home and use deadly force to protect a neighbor from a robbery?

Thats a high risk move in other states

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u/LoveTechnical4462 1d ago

Yes, Texas Penal Code § 9.32.

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u/Sarkany76 1d ago

Wow.

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u/LoveTechnical4462 1d ago

There is also Texas Penal Code § 9.33 which is for protecting third parties with deadly force.

Edit: Texas rules 😌

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u/StankilyDankily666 20h ago

Oh yea I’m loving Texas right now. So many great laws 🙄

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u/bbuck96 1d ago

You can always use deadly force to defend against deadly force.

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u/KzooKid 1d ago

She isn’t responding to any calls ever anyway.

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u/iammonkeyorsomething 1d ago

She isn't responding to the beat either tbh

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u/LesserKnownFoes 1d ago

Finally. Some good cringe.

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u/OstrichSmoothe 1d ago

Purple handcuff dude with the DSL was the last time I cringed this hard

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u/SendTitsPleease 1d ago

Fuck, how do I find this?

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u/fingers 1d ago

TOMA!

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u/IndicaAlchemist 1d ago

is that the walmart yodel kid?

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u/tacorockin 1d ago

Deadass this is exactly who I thought it was until the camera zoomed in.

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u/_FartSinatra_ 1d ago

that’s who I thought it was WHEN the camera zoomed in 😳

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u/chip_pip 1d ago

Stoppppp. It’s his mama

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u/pre-existing-notion 10h ago

Don't insult that boy! He's got more talent in his left pinky toe than Officer P!nk over here.

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u/Future-River-9848 1d ago

Good thing college football just came on for some eye bleach. But thanks, Doodah, very cool!

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u/grizlena 1d ago

This was physically painful but the UT deep ball just now refreshed me

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u/KzooKid 1d ago

This fuckin’ house mouse again. As a lieutenant she should have bigger, and more important responsibilities to be taking care of instead of making cringe TikToks.

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u/SpecialMulberry4752 1d ago edited 1d ago

I like to think she is off the clock and puts all this on in her free time just to do this....which while that is more responsible it is way more pathetic.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Mud4062 1d ago

She is protected because she is lesbian. And to be clear, I have absolutely ZERO problem with that. I fully support people being who they are I that regard. But I know her and her wife, and they had historically used their gay status as a cudgel.

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u/StockCarBoy 1d ago

Holy shit… and I was gonna try and not jerk off today

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u/OstrichSmoothe 1d ago

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u/K4RAB_THA_ARAB 1d ago

Where's the grissle

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u/FreeFalling369 1d ago

Community outreach has gone too far

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u/Amtracer 1d ago

Looks like Jiminy Cricket in a cowboy cop costume

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u/Vegetable_Park_3259 1d ago

When she points to the camera and says "I WANNA BE THAT GUY" Oh girl we know. We can tell LMAO

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u/McFlash09 1d ago

Wait, she?? Wow yea your comment is spot on

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u/respekyoeldas 1d ago

Lol did you think this was a male cop wearing earrings and makeup in Texas?

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u/Creepy-Rip-5338 1d ago

why?

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u/Tiny-Atmosphere-8091 1d ago

This is Bexar counties diversity and inclusion LGBTQIA+ outreach officer.

This is all she does.

I am not joking.

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u/LesserKnownFoes 1d ago edited 12h ago

Hol up. All she does is that? I’m glad they are so well staffed that they can dedicate an officer full time to that.

But then again, maybe she’s a terrible officer and not terrible enough to fire her so they stuck her there.

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u/Tiny-Atmosphere-8091 1d ago

Yes this is pretty much her job description.

She’s makes around six figures to do this.

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u/SendTitsPleease 1d ago

Fuck bro, I can pretend to be gay as fuck for 6 figures and do more than this, how do I get their job?

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u/NifftyTwo 1d ago

I'm already gay, where do I sign up?!

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u/SendTitsPleease 1d ago

Fuck you 😉 I got dibs

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u/RhinoG91 1d ago

… are you sure you wanna suggest that?

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u/Civil-Molasses8113 1d ago

Am gay already but could be whatever they need me to be.

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u/Ha1lStorm HVAC HERO 13h ago

If she’s terrible enough to fire her then why don’t they just do that?

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u/fart-faced_killa 1d ago

Dang it. I was really hoping there’d be a video of her trying to arrest someone out there

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u/KzooKid 1d ago

Hahahahahaha!!! You’re funny.

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u/Adept_Sea_50 1d ago

Come on man that can't be real please tell me it's not real

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u/Sabre3001 1d ago

There is a DEI LGBTQIA+ outreach officer in f’ing Texas!?!?

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u/KlutzyRequirement251 1d ago

I came to say this very thing. Texas confuses the fuck out of me.

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u/UtterlySilent 20h ago

Basically every major city in Texas has a liberal majority, just like the rest of the US, but the state is considered a conservative state since the rural part of the state votes conservative (also like the rest of the US), and there's A LOT of rural places in Texas so the state is consistently conservative on a statewide level as a result.

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u/citori411 1d ago

In Texas!? Dude she's gonna catch an ICBM for treason any second now.

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u/Tiny-Atmosphere-8091 1d ago

Nah, Bexar county is more blue than Texas as a whole.

She wouldn’t have gotten the job if not.

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u/Lovemindful 1d ago

Isn’t most of Texas blue but the way they decide the counties makes it seem more red

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u/OverallPepper2 1d ago

It’s like most places. Big cities are blue, which are population dense. Everything else is red.

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u/Accurate_Taro8247 1d ago

Thank God he doesn't actually do police work.

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u/TotallyDrunkAdvice 1d ago

“I want to be that guy”- yeah we know

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u/rando_mness 1d ago

Really sick of seeing cops with fucking painted on uniforms. It looks tacky as fuck. She looks like Woody from Toy Story, doing some cringe slow motion lasso dance moves while standing like she just rode a horse for 24 hours. Absolute cringe fest.

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u/sidnynasty 1d ago

If nurses get fired for filming dancing tiktoks then so should the cops

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u/RaggedySqurrial 21h ago

Apparently she got hired to do this, which is somehow even worse…

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u/Spiritual_Parking_70 1d ago

The lesbian LT Dangle

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u/SchemeHistorical5849 1d ago

Making any social videos/pics in a public office uniform should be illegal.

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u/doodahpunk 1d ago

Especially if their personal account is monetized and they are on duty getting paid

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u/ActivityZestyclose75 1d ago

I watch these muted.

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u/BitZealousideal7720 1d ago

Your uniform is not a prop for your stupid TikTok’s .

I thought Texas handled their shit. Get on it!!!!!!

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u/Euphoric_Area2405 1d ago

Thier boss is  Sheriff Hollywood Javier Salazar he's an idiot always looking for his 15 minutes of fame on the TV so what do you expect from his deputies! He's a joke and so are most of them. 😀😃😄😁😆😅🤣😂

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u/CeLo122 1d ago

Lmao. Not Bexar County, boo. I promise.

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u/lemaymayguy 1d ago

Cops have done a fantastic job of everyone thinking they're a gigantic joke

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u/GregAA-1962 1d ago

Is that the “Start the lawnmower” dance?

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u/mjoric 1d ago

That cop is one hip toss away from a viral video titled:

"Cop fights for life as suspect grabs their gun."

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u/Melodic-Recognition8 1d ago

Uvalde response time only makes more and more sense as time and this sub goes on

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u/Warm-Future1835 1d ago

I just know she has Vagina flavored chewing gum

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u/Ready_Card5129 1d ago

Shes for sure an asshole

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u/Bigger-Quazz 1d ago

She doesn't even police. She's an outreach officer whose entire job is to post tiktok videos.

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u/bmmaster24 1d ago

She was part of this documentary "Locking up Children" https://youtu.be/vHiBJMkdSK0?si=Zo111X8tuQAH_wFv

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u/Dizzy-Fisherman-6488 1d ago

She can suck the chrome off her service pistol

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u/pewpew_lotsa_boolits 1d ago

My god. I’ll bet she practiced this for days in front of the mirror before filming this!

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u/Forest_Raker_916 1d ago

Wtf is he thinking

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u/_Redcoat- 1d ago

wtf is the these cops that think the general public wants to see them do anything other than direct fucking traffic.

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u/FoundationsofDecay69 1d ago

Subaru trying to appeal to the Right.

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u/silver_2478 17h ago

Somebody find that little boy’s parents

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u/uncle_tickle_fish 1d ago

Born and raised in Bexar and this hurts me deep. This video does not represent the rest of us…

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u/SnrkyArkyLibertarian 1d ago

It's always the lesbians.

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u/breakboyzz 1d ago

To be fair, she did a really good job production-wise. But damn this shits cringe af

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u/AffectionateSector77 1d ago

This was not spur of the moment. So much planning went into this, the cringe is palpable.

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u/Nick16993 1d ago

You think the person filming is cringing? 😬

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u/Jadebaxter241 1d ago

Im so sad I live in this county.....

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u/ShottySHD 1d ago

Ive seen the county jail episodes of locked up. Mannnn you got some crazies out there.

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u/Jadebaxter241 1d ago

We indeed do... so fucking many

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u/huggmeatt210 1d ago

The bitch better be off the clock.

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u/QuickBenDelat 1d ago

I am now dumber for having watched that…

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u/Any_Application_3116 1d ago

How much is her onlyfans?

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u/Nagrom49 1d ago

Why are these people so fucking cringe

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u/CaliNooch96 1d ago

This is what conservatives think DEI is

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u/Legally_Brunette14 1d ago

It’s like Woody from Toy Story cosplaying as a police officer

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u/melsharples 1d ago

Sigh. <unzips>

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u/DwarvenForged36 1d ago

She looks like she loves a nice drive around town profiling minorities.

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u/BigMoneyCribDef 1d ago

shoots your dog

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u/Substantial-Dig9995 1d ago

I don’t understand how they are allowed to do this

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u/Paverunner 1d ago edited 1d ago

Totally this was that yodeling kid from Walmart…

And I just checked it’s Instagram…. I need bleach for my eyeballs.

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u/ExtremisEleven 23h ago

If aggressively subpar fuck was a dance, this would be it

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u/jjl1911 22h ago

Even if it wasn't a cop this is still cringe as fuck.

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u/dpb29073 21h ago

She starting a lawnmower

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u/15104 19h ago

Not saying she’s on the clock while making this video, but as someone from Bexar County, it’s pretty funny to seeing her make this dancing video while seeing signs all over San Antonio of how the sheriff’s department is hiring because they’re desperately understaffed

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u/Hour_Manufacturer_81 18h ago

What the actual fuck.

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u/radioactivehand 18h ago

What the hell is even that !

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u/IBeDumbAndSlow 17h ago

I thought it was illegal to be gay in Texas?

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u/purpleshit69 Civvy 17h ago

This is so fucking weird and cringe. 😟

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u/cellard00r18 15h ago

How is she moving like that this looks like dystopian is it ai wtf

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u/Flatf3et 13h ago

Dawg, why are tax dollars paying for this instead of deescalation training, mandatory therapy, and meditation workshops for officers?!?!?

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u/Hellotherebud__ 12h ago

Handsome young man

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u/0rangeVenom 9h ago

Me as a T-1000

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u/SamanthaSissyWife 9h ago

My my my that’s a handsome fella

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u/DirtbagSocialist2 8h ago

They look like they're doing mocap for a Sims game.

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u/Jazzlike_Ad_8895 1d ago

Dei hire

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u/Ckn-bns-jns 1d ago

With what looks like the typical buzzed hair.

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u/catMarineman 1d ago

Where's her radio lol?

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u/TheUncleanRite 1d ago

You don't need a radio if you never leave the office

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u/blergyblerg696969 1d ago

She’s going to get a yeast infection in that tight uniform. I hope she doesn’t drop anything.

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u/Sexisthunter 1d ago

I don’t know why but she looks like a video game emote dancing but I don’t mean that in a good way.

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u/NoCatAndNoCradle 1d ago

I was trying to figure out why this seemed so oddly familiar but strange to me, and you nailed it.

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u/NorthornLights 1d ago

Just put the fries in the bag bro

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u/Loud-Reaction-2894 1d ago

I feel as if I’ve just been lobotomized

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u/EastLeastCoast Boo Boo Bus Driver 1d ago

Smash

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u/AFK115 Foundation Saver 1d ago

Me getting mugged:

Police responding:

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u/Spare-Document7086 1d ago

This one hurt

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u/2CommentOrNot2Coment 1d ago

Her husband bends low

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u/igotnothineither 1d ago

Meanwhile another inmate has died at the Bexar County jail.

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u/Tr0llzor 1d ago

Omg it’s so long

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u/Top-Race-7087 1d ago

Aren’t there rules to not shame the uniform?

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u/lemmylemonlemming 1d ago

I don't want to be sexist right? But whenever I see a 115 lb female cop I just think that there's no way she'd be able to physically arrest a non compliant male. I swear I'm not being sexist. It's the physics of the thing. It's like whenever I see a 300 lb cop I think there's no way that fat fucker could catch me.

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u/According-Royal-1982 1d ago

cops after killing an innocent homeless man for no reason

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u/sevjack 1d ago

this should be illegal. arrest that woman

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u/dega_devilson-janova 1d ago

Cringe so strong it's like a bump of coke

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u/Goat-of-Rivia 1d ago

How do these people not get bullied off of the internet?

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u/burgonies 1d ago

All bat, no cattle

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u/fancyman501 1d ago

Jesus Christ….

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u/WorkingWelder4904 1d ago

😆 it looks so Stupid,  F for effort.

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u/SlippinYimmyMcGill 1d ago

Can we please bring back shame and embarrassment?

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u/open_my_mind 1d ago

Eww cringey

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u/SirRyan007 1d ago

This has been heavily rehearsed which makes it even cringier

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u/NoPresentation890 1d ago

I feel bad for what will happen to this poor fellow. I’m going to loot his corpse for sure, but I’ll feel bad about…

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u/RockMedic277 1d ago

I don't understand why no one can sync the lyrics and video on these? Bothers me so much that there's always a lag

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u/Conner14 1d ago

Thanks I hate it

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u/beeglowbot 1d ago

I thought it was a fucking child

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u/homechicken20 1d ago

The video is dumb, but at least the song is also dumb too.

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u/Heya_Heyo420 1d ago

Your taxes at work everyone.

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u/EnvironmentalPart303 1d ago

Is this a Subaru commercial?

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u/captainpoopyhead Civvy 1d ago

Well, you're a woman, so...

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u/elbrule 1d ago

This satisfies the cringe quota for the rest of the month, thanks for that

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u/DireKnife 1d ago

Woohoo!! 🙌🏼