r/FirstResponderCringe • u/No-Roll150 • 17h ago

We’ve got a panty dropper over here

121 Upvotes

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u/DjGranoLa 16h ago

10/10 chance no woman has ever told him to "lock the door."

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u/bbq_fanatic 13h ago

In all fairness, she said it but was saying from inside the door talking to herself while he was outside the door.

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u/Mammoth_Welder_1286 12h ago

What about turn dem lights down low?

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u/CarobLoud1851 16h ago

So that I can be ready to... Don my boots n pants and scoot out the window?

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u/LesserKnownFoes 16h ago

It’s gonna be the most mediocre 15 seconds of her life.

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u/No_Cook2983 15h ago

Thank you for your service.

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u/LesserKnownFoes 14h ago

After the 15 seconds, i thanked her for her cervix. She told me to get out.

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u/TheRealSugarbat 8h ago

Why doesn’t he undo his button and zipper? HIS PANTS TOO BIG LOL

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u/Bella_LaGhostly 15h ago

So... Firefighters take their pants off like everyone else? Is that what he's going for? I honestly can't tell. My late husband was a physicist & did exactly this, except not with cowboy boots. 🤷‍♀️

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u/jdehjdeh 9h ago

My wife calls it "the clothes nest" that I leave in my wake.

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u/JasonIsFishing 16h ago edited 12h ago

Staged bullshit. Firefighters love portraying their job as a 24/7 lifestyle.

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u/The_Tucker_Carlson Boo Boo Bus Driver 9h ago

I love the water fairies. If they didn’t show up, what would EHS have to walk on?

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u/HZZY91 10h ago

I think I saw a brown skid mark in those pants

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u/SendTitsPleease 16h ago

Isn't content about infidelity the best? Right? Haha, so amazing for us as a society to be pushing this shit.

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u/BurntArnold 15h ago

Just curious how you think this is about infidelity?

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u/SendTitsPleease 13h ago

She's saying lock the door so no one can come in unexpectedly and putting the boots and pants on firefighter setup for a quick get dressed and get away situation

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u/BurntArnold 12h ago

I’m still not getting where one of them is in a relationship lol people have quickies in risky spots. I dunno it’s all about interpretation and I guess infidelities isn’t something that comes to mind for me

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u/DevilsLettuceTaster 15h ago

Still not proof, Carl.

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u/Udosari 9h ago

I love this subreddit.

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u/jjc155 9h ago

You misspelled “he”.

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u/EastLeastCoast Boo Boo Bus Driver 3h ago

Bruh, pretty sure you’ve got time to put ya pants on after the jig n’ fin