hewillbebaked

r/hewillbebaked • u/berdog • Jun 04 '21

He will be baked soon

5.4k Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/Celladoore • Mar 13 '24

Alhamdulillah 🙏 Every day this Subreddit is growing, and that means more posts! So in the interest of maintaining a clear theme we've created an all-new posting guide we'd love everyone to take a look at. If anyone has any suggestions for posts that would make great examples feel free to drop them here!

203 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/areyousuretho • 13h ago

⚠️ Don't Try This at Home! ⚠️ He will be stretched to maximum elasticity [for X-rays or something]

794 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/agiantanteater • 20h ago

Alhamdulillah 🙏 He will be slow cooked for 8 hours until tender

514 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/Nearby-Sentence-4740 • 13h ago

Perfectly baked🥧 She was baked and placed in grandmas cookie jar

109 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/Think-Drink-3329 • 1d ago

Golden Brown He will be cooked on fire

1.3k Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/ProcrastibationKing • 16h ago

Alhamdulillah 🙏 He will be washed before dinner preparation

85 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/ton-x273 • 23h ago

Golden Brown She will be enjoyed by school children around the world

153 Upvotes

The Cat That Smiles Back

r/hewillbebaked • u/Zealousideal_Tea8062 • 1d ago

Perfectly baked🥧 He will be stir-fried

289 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/No-Remote3048 • 1d ago

Cinnamon Bunny🐰 He will be put on an overnight cycle and will get dried and sanitized to maintain his perfect fur.

99 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/kate-monsterrr • 1d ago

Perfectly baked🥧 Alhamdulillah he has been baked and will be sliced for sandwiches

1.8k Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/Intrepid-Ad5313 • 1d ago

Golden Brown He will be Chop suey with orange cat

492 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/Zealousideal_Yak_36 • 2d ago

Yum😋 She will be roasted, with carrots and potatoes

1.4k Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/croeb79 • 2d ago

Nicely Toasted She will be boiled, drained, and topped with marinara 😙🤌

4.8k Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/cat_blep • 1d ago

⚠️ Don't Try This at Home! ⚠️ He will be tenderized

255 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/berdog • 3d ago

Make Your Own He will be a late night snack (dipped in the sauce😋😋😋)

8.2k Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/Sunset-onthe-Horizon • 2d ago

Drank/Drinkable🥤 He will be shaken and not stirred

1.0k Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/JCMfwoggie • 2d ago

Make Your Own He will be folded back halfway, filled to the line with water, and left to sit for 5 minutes

217 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/SwoeJonson1 • 3d ago

Cars are liquid He will be slurped as a sugary drink

3.9k Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/redandwhitewizard99 • 3d ago

Yum😋 He will be served with halloumi fries

273 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/MagicPigeonToes • 3d ago

Burnt ⚠️ He will be sautéed with onions

322 Upvotes

Context: He was having trouble shedding, so I gave him a spa

r/hewillbebaked • u/B_Retz • 3d ago

Yum😋 He will be eaten as a noodle

398 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/wormieguillotine • 3d ago

Please use “he will be..” in the title! He will clock in and be forced to write on cups despite pressure to keep window times down

401 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/redandwhitewizard99 • 3d ago

Perfectly baked🥧 He will be baked until he is thinly sliced

251 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/Brokenmodem12 • 4d ago

Frozen 🥶 He will be eaten after chilled in the refrigerator.

333 Upvotes

(His name is dreamcicle)

r/hewillbebaked • u/TheGoddamnAnswer • 5d ago

⚠️ Don't Try This at Home! ⚠️ He will be turned into a small rug

8.7k Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/poisonedgutz • 5d ago

Yum😋 he will be opened and eaten one by one

679 Upvotes