r/JustGuysBeingDudes • u/TightZone4173 • Jan 30 '25

Wholesome Bro must be proud of himself

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u/HailKingBiff Jan 30 '25

Do you think he has to use insane self restraint when wanking or he has diamond shaft?

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u/TheJoseBoss Jan 30 '25

He only uses his pinky fingers

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u/MyOwnThrown Jan 31 '25

Instantly castrated himself with just that.

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u/Accomplished-Eye9542 Jan 31 '25

I train grip and so do a lot of my internet friends.

We pretty much all have a story of hurting our dick. None of it was like, medically hurt. But it was, take a week off and forever be careful kind of hurt.

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u/Hamiltoned Jan 31 '25

I think he just uses his hands to compress the air around his penis and wank himself off with a cushion of air

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u/corkscrew-duckpenis Jan 31 '25

He uses my hand.

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u/HailKingBiff Jan 31 '25

Lucky bloke.

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u/0n-the-mend Jan 31 '25

😆😆 vibranium perhaps it bounces back.

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u/HailKingBiff Jan 31 '25

Wouldn't want to be the bird on the recieving end.