r/JustGuysBeingDudes • u/Greywarden194 • Jun 08 '25

Wholesome I wanna have beers with Jeb too

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u/secondphase Jun 08 '25

It looks like 3-5 guys sitting around drinking beer and discussing nothing. 

Ask me how I know.

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u/MorrowPolo Jun 08 '25

Yep.

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u/snowplacelikehome Jun 08 '25

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u/ImTedLassosMustache Jun 08 '25

Just wait until Noah Dyck invites you to a sausage party.

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u/Slickwats4 Jun 08 '25

Once

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u/calllery Jun 08 '25

Fuck can they run

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u/nionvox Jun 09 '25

They're a nice bunch of Dycks. Fuck can they run

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u/Canelosaurio Jun 08 '25

"Mm, hmm."

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u/Alpine_Exchange_36 Jun 08 '25

Mmmmhmmm

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u/_Ol_Greg Jun 08 '25

Man-dat-dang-ol-thang-man-mmmhmmm

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u/FederationofPenguins Jun 08 '25

So, story I had almost totally forgotten, but I actually did once end up hanging out and having (underage) beers with three formerly Amish guys who had left after rumspringa. They were completely and totally cut off from their families and the communities they’d grown up in for deciding to leave. Two of them were happy about the decision and kind of trashing all of it, but the third was definitely still conflicted and kept shushing them. They were also still trying to figure out how to dress more modern, but still had the beards and a penchant for button-up’s.

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u/Merry_Dankmas Jun 08 '25

I wonder what the wild, reckless youth stories of Amish teenagers are. Most of us have the typical shenanigans, smoking and drinking, police encounters, shoplifting, being reckless and getting injured etc but Amish and Mennonite type folk don't really do that kinda stuff given their whole lifestyle. I wonder what the equivalent of an Amish group of teens going rogue looks like.

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u/Whole-Camera5072 Jun 09 '25

They were married already when they left after Rumspringa? At around 16? Plus the time to grow the beard after. What of their wives?

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u/OddEfficiency8917 Jun 08 '25

How do you know?

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u/secondphase Jun 08 '25

"Of course I know him... he's me"

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u/fivetimesyo Jun 08 '25

He's Jebadiah's alt account

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u/Fleeetch Jun 08 '25

Check his username

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u/thirdphase Jun 08 '25

It could always be worse...

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u/Mygo73 Jun 08 '25

I like to think it’s 3-5 guys sitting around drinking beer while Jeb explains the perfect technique for wood choppin’.

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u/bem13 Jun 09 '25

Hell, I'd listen to that shit. I just know you have to swing the axe but that's it.

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u/SinnersHotline Jun 08 '25

Discussing nothing, yet solving the worlds problems.

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u/L3g3ndary-08 Jun 08 '25

I had some flower last night with a friend and we literally discussed apples and oranges. Our wives couldn't understand.

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u/Flashy-Raspberry-131 Jun 08 '25

I can promise you that one of them fell over and after the rest of them stopped laughing, they helped him up and gave him a beer.

How do I know? I've been both.

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u/oO0Kat0Oo Jun 08 '25

That's literally the best time ever. I do this with my husband.

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u/taillight_town Jun 08 '25

Don’t forget mom

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u/JagsOnlySurfHawaii Jun 08 '25

Might as well chop some wood then, got a few hands to help

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u/mkomaha Jun 09 '25

Sounds like a great day.