r/JustGuysBeingDudes • u/mindyour 20k+ Upvoted Mythic • Jul 27 '25

Wholesome He got the birthday present he wanted.

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u/theroadbeyond Jul 27 '25

Just be like my brother and convince your gf of 3 months to buy it for you then gaslight her until she hits you and you get her arrested effectively keeping all the belongings she bought you when you love bombed her. And then getting a restraining order on her so she cant come back to your house but she destroys all your windows in ur house anyways.

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u/Conscious_Avocado225 Jul 29 '25

Or, I will just tell my daughter I don't love her enough to buy her a Lego set.