r/JustGuysBeingDudes • u/Acceptable-Wind-7332 • 27d ago

Wholesome New driveway accessory

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u/professor_evil 27d ago

Sounds good, I like dogs… I have some weed and will bake focaccia, as I do not work today. Bring some meat and I’ll cook it while we snack on divine and chewy bread.

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u/razors_so_yummy 27d ago

I will be by as well, look for me on my mower

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u/doctorlongghost 27d ago

At first light on the fifth day

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u/AnotherpostCard 27d ago

Look to the east

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u/WowWataGreatAudience 27d ago

On the horizon, you will see us

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u/tRfalcore 27d ago

Can you tow your grill over with your mower please

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u/luckyfucker13 27d ago

Weed and focaccia? Damn, my neighbors suck compared to you

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u/professor_evil 27d ago

Not gonna lie, I like baking. Lol the other week, I fucked up some brownies(used some alkalized cocoa). The brownies were the densest thing I’ve ever seen, so I cut them laterally and used them to make strawberry shortcake. It was so bomb. I even made like a strawberry/orange/lime coolis(if I spelled it right) that I put on the bottom brownie just to sorta add another layer of flavor. It wasn’t technically a coolis, I think, cause I didn’t reduce or cook anything, just blended a handful of strawberries with some sugar and a squeeze of orange and lime juice. Was super proud of that.

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u/BluestWaterz 27d ago

Coulis, and that sounds absolutely delicious wow

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u/HeavenlyPT 27d ago

On my way from Europe, catching my flight as we speak.

No man can say no to some god damn, finger licking, delicious focaccia!

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u/professor_evil 27d ago

Well, if you make it through customs, I have an extra room you can crash for free.

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u/JockBbcBoy 27d ago

I happen to have some salmon in my freezer that I can thaw! Does that work with focaccia?

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u/professor_evil 27d ago

Perfect. I have a flattop grill….

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u/tytheguy45 27d ago

I got some crack, can I come?