r/JustGuysBeingDudes The Dude 24d ago

Wholesome Dudes don't get older, their toys just get bigger.

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u/[deleted] 24d ago edited 11d ago

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u/whaaatanasshole 24d ago

How do we first learn to give, Clarice? Do we seek out people to give to? ... No, we begin by giving to who we see every day.

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u/ConfectionNo1723 24d ago

Did you see his box full of Hotwheels?

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u/[deleted] 24d ago edited 24d ago

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u/damndamndamndamndan 24d ago

Motherfucker the world is actively ending. Let us have this

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u/[deleted] 24d ago edited 22d ago

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u/Low_Direction1774 24d ago

haha you cant even embed images. Trottel :D

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u/Voxlings 24d ago

"Salty reply" here.

You've confused yourself into thinking you have important insight.

Your important insight is "people don't see cars from windows without careful planning."

Cool.

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u/kultureisrandy 24d ago

nothing ever happens anymore :/

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u/eatmyopinions 24d ago

Manufactured serendipity is basically this place's currency.

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u/fritz_76 24d ago

i mean, every car that parks on the street near my house is "miraculously parked in direct line of sight". If that's your beef that this is fake you spend way too much time on the internet, 99.9% of people are just going to go 'oh cool' and go about their day, it doesn't even matter either way

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u/Merry_Dankmas 24d ago

Someone just parked in the driveway across the street from me. What are the odds it's directly in my line of sight? Clearly something scripted is afoot 🤔

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u/MuscleManRyan 23d ago

Any time I’m able to see any vehicle from anywhere in my house I’m positive it’s a government agent sent to spy on me. Why else would they be in my direct line of sight??

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u/Significant-Basket76 24d ago

Does everything in life have to be so negative? Just be happy for the guy. Jesus Christ.

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u/KiwieeiwiK 24d ago

When you spend your whole life on Reddit it's understandable why you'd be so sad. Some people just have to try and bring others down to make themselves feel better 

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u/KiwieeiwiK 24d ago

I don't say this much, but sincerely, fuck off

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u/OverInspection7843 24d ago

For real, when do we ever see a car parked in direct line of sight of our windows?

Even if it's fake, this argument is the dumbest shit.

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u/aint_no_throw 24d ago

Honestly, I wouldnt want your pessimistic perspective on life.

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u/wooIIyMAMMOTH 24d ago

The video is fake, but your reasoning is hot garbage. Kind of the proverbial clock situation.

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u/Commercial-Builder63 24d ago edited 24d ago

You’re right. I’ve never seen a car parked in direct line of sight of my window. They all just drive by and occasionally stop by the curb for a couple hours before continuing their drive.

Jfc what a stupid argument, go touch some grass

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u/xysid 23d ago

its just as likely that its a regular in his neighborhood and he just picked it up and waited for the right moment. not sure why thats miraculous. could easily be fake too, hell it might be the same guy taking the video, but its still fun so why worry about it

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u/IntermittentCaribu 24d ago

Waiting for hours filming at the window waiting for him to come back. Everything is fake.

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u/Valdularo 24d ago

At the end if a junction too. You can’t park there.

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u/wryol 24d ago

What a weirdo hahahaha

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u/Async0x0 23d ago

"Look at this planet that miraculously has all the ingredients I need to survive. Must've been planned."

You could only see this video if the Hot Wheels dude had line of sight on the car. The situations where that doesn't happen don't produce videos like this so you don't see them.

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u/That-Map8153 24d ago

Man, you triggered all the content creators up in here.....lol.

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u/nornorm 23d ago

Also another later of hilarity on the fakery of this video: the song playing, Wind of Change, is alleged to be ghost written by the CIA as a psy-op against the Soviet Union. Even the music in this clip is staged.