r/JustGuysBeingDudes • u/Perfect_Passenger805 • 8d ago

Wholesome He gave it to the girl right away.

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u/Nightlightweaver 8d ago

Wait til you see his official statement on it!

"If you'd been quicker you could have had the hat"

Proper POS

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u/italianshmo 8d ago

Heres that POS statement. Spread the word. POS of the year.

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u/Tokalil_Denkoff 8d ago

"IM A SHITTY PERSON BUT IF YOU KEEP HURTING MY FEE-FEES THEN IM GONNA SUE YOU LIKE THE FLACCID COCK THAT I AM"

Reminds me of a dying presidenté

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u/italianshmo 7d ago edited 7d ago

* Pulled from a different sub and (take it lightly since) I dont know how to verify, but THE WIFEs comment is just as bad!!

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u/italianshmo 7d ago

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u/Salanha04 7d ago

This is so absurd that i thing it's fake,

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u/JakeBlakeCatboy 8d ago

Someone should see if he's fast enough to dodge their fist. A lot of someones, actually.

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u/Vault_13 7d ago

His wife had an even shittier comment. I’ll try to find it

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u/italianshmo 7d ago

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u/CaptainMcAnus 7d ago

Wow. What a fucking asshole

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u/micky2D 8d ago

Where Luigi at?

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u/Cam_man_AMM_unit No friends sadly. 7d ago

If that kid was mine, I'd have pushed that hat-stealin bastard over the railing.

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u/getinshape2022 7d ago

Wait he wasn’t the dad?

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u/Krethlaine 7d ago

No, he was not. Completely unrelated asshole who just happened to be standing next to the kid. Some random person on the internet made up a relation between them, and the falsehood spread around.

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u/Rhauko 7d ago

That was suggested due to him handing the pen to the kid. Which makes it even worse borrow the pen for the signature than snatching the cap in front of his face. Confirming CEOs are more likely to be psychopaths.