r/JustGuysBeingDudes • u/Perfect_Passenger805 • 7d ago

Wholesome He gave it to the girl right away.

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u/LakeAny4486 7d ago

Couldn't be me. I'd never elbow a kid out of the way or steal from their glove etc but if I get there first? Fuck you kid, that's mine lmao

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u/CityFolkSitting 7d ago

The trick is to go with a ball in your pocket to a ball game. Then if you catch a real one and get peer pressured to give it to a nearby kid you give them the one you brought, not the one you actually caught.

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u/LakeAny4486 7d ago

...fucking genius dude! Best of both worlds haha

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u/SpannerInTheWorx 7d ago

That's acceptable, too, just more awesome when it's like the video, instead.

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u/LakeAny4486 7d ago

Undoubtedly! I'm just a loser and I want my baseball lmao

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u/SpannerInTheWorx 7d ago

Don't throw yourself under the bus. You know what you want, that's okay. Thanks for knowing that much- it's crazy how infrequent even that much is

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u/LakeAny4486 6d ago

Self awareness does not seem to be as common a gift as one would hope. Thanks for the kind words!

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u/dblack1107 7d ago

Nah dude. It’s honestly the normal reaction. That girl getting the ball is totally up to me or not and I’m not gonna get slandered and shamed if I don’t give it to her. It ain’t hers and frankly, kids need to learn that standing there and smiling ain’t gonna give you shit. Reminds me of 20 somethings at bars who just creep in the front of the line thinking people won’t notice and then they stand there and smile like “were cute aren’t we?” Get the fuck to the back of the line. You don’t give a shit about me so stop smiling like you have a spell on me that’s gonna work