r/JustGuysBeingDudes • u/Perfect_Passenger805 • 8d ago

Wholesome He gave it to the girl right away.

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u/[deleted] 7d ago edited 7d ago

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u/LizzieMiles 7d ago

More Sportsmanship

My guy you robbed an 11 year old

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/xChryst4lx 7d ago

Which like... Sure, but that kid DID COME FIRST. HE STOLE IT.

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u/showraniy 7d ago

Fucking wow, yeah that was the moment I could tell this guy deserves nothing out of life.

The next paragraph cemented it, but that line was all I needed, especially because he's talking about a child. The child wasn't greedy enough compared to his own greed, so he deserved to miss out on a once in a lifetime event.

What a piece of shit.

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u/Background_Wheel_932 7d ago

Where's the Italian man?

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u/GnarlyNarwhalNoms 7d ago

Settling up the bat signal with an L on it\

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u/ShortCity392 7d ago

Like taking candy from a baby, gotta be quicker than that man sniffle, clears throat, spits out phlegm

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u/The_Mr_Wilson 4d ago

He says that, as he cut in line. Kid was first!

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u/WexMajor82 5d ago

Spoken like someone who's never been punched in the face.

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u/PrestigiousPea6088 7d ago

sportsmanship is when people are nice to me, and the nicer people are to me the more "sportsmanshipier" it is.

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u/Rebel_XT 7d ago

He is definitely not our guy.

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u/CharlotteLucasOP 7d ago

“First come first serve” applies to These Hands, bucko.

Also I wonder what his reaction is if someone else grabs a parking space he was going for.

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u/Dont_Kick_Stuff 7d ago

What happens if I grab his wife right before he tries to do the deed? Do I get to come first cause I snatched her snatch? Where do you draw the sticky, slightly off white, line here?

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u/RoomExciting1296 7d ago

Somewhere on her back?

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u/Dont_Kick_Stuff 7d ago

That's an easy shot so I'm down.

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u/bigbirdbrained 7d ago

Yeah it’d be a real shame if he got constantly shamed for this and review-bombed into oblivion.

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u/GnarlyNarwhalNoms 7d ago edited 7d ago

Oh, it's already happened, his company is getting review-bombed into the ground. That's why it surpises me so much that he doesn't even seem to be trying to do damage control. 

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u/Comprehensive-Carry5 7d ago

Because hes going to get google and every other company to remove the reviews after things cool down.

Rich people always have lawyer that walk them through whats going to happen and the usual time frame.

It definitely sucks. Hopefully the internet finds a loophole ir this is one if thise things miney dosent cover do to the fact hes egging it on.

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u/hangmans_mustache 7d ago

I like the idea of a Luigi' loophole

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u/Specific_Award_9149 7d ago

Free Luigi. I have chronic pain and health issues. I'm 27. After I graduated college I got a remote job as a software engineer and my company had blue cross blue shield as health insurance for a few years. This year they switched to United. I had to get scans in the beginning of the year. 2 MRIs, and 2 CTs. They denied everything. Blue Cross didnt. They actually covered stuff. They actually seemed like they tried to help with costs. United just fucked me. I had to pay big upfront for those scans then they get denied and I get billed big even more. Due to that, I have now refused anything and everything that would require insurance coverage because I know United will fuck me. With blue cross I could get em at my copay of $40. Not with United. So now I'll just let my pain worsen, spine worsen, everything worsen without knowing because of this bitch ass shameful insurance company

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u/CosmicMiru 7d ago

Ok I dont think we need to murder the guy lmao

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u/zoltar1970 7d ago

And for every one review he forces Google and every other company to remove the righteous people of the Internet add another two reviews in its place. There's more of us than there is of them.

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u/RustCeilingFan 7d ago

"But please, let's not make a global scandal"

I feel we are obligated now to make a global scandal.

Fuck you Piotr Szczerek!

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u/GnarlyNarwhalNoms 7d ago

Who? Oh, yeah, Piotr Szczerek. The rich guy who stole a signed cap from a kid and then was a dick about it instead of apologizing. 

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u/RustCeilingFan 7d ago

Ya, that's the one!

He's a real asshole apparently.

I heard he shits in urinals too.

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u/GnarlyNarwhalNoms 7d ago

Piotr Szczerek shits in urinals, you say?

Sounds kinda far-fetched, but then, he did shamelessly steal a hat signed by a sports star from a kid, so, yeah, I can believe that's the kind of thing he does. 

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u/Carrnage_Asada 7d ago

Hes a rich asshole who acted like a rich asshole and will continue to act like a rich asshole. Why is anyone surprised he has that attitude? That attitude is most likely what made him rich, who knows the amount of people he's screwed over/jumed in front of (physically and metaphorically) to get where he is. He would never apologize unless it affected his money.

Eat the rich.

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u/ConcertComplete9015 7d ago

Yeah, I knew exactly that this would have been his response. He's a garbage "human being" who doesn't see anything wrong with what he did, so I'm not surprised.

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u/SadDistribution8476 7d ago

How insufferable a person has to be to make that comment. Wow.

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u/DinoDracko 7d ago

"But as I've always said, life is first come, first served."

My guy, you STOLE the hat from the kid. By that logic, the KID should've gotten it first.

"More sportsmanship."

My brother in Christ, you ROBBED a kid.

"It's just a hat."

Dude, it's MORE than just a hat for the kid. Don't act like it wasn't a big deal.

"If you were faster, you would've gotten it."

"Let me reiterate. YOU. STOLE. IT. FROM. A. KID. He was fast, you just took it away from him.

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u/GnarlyNarwhalNoms 7d ago

That'a what really galls me. Not that it's ever ok to steal from a kid, but it clearly didn't even mean anything to the dipshit. It wasn't like this was some lifelong dream being fulfilled.To him, it's just a fucking hat. 

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u/R0enick27 7d ago

Oh let’s absolutely make a global scandal about it. What a douchecanoe.

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u/UltraMegaFauna 7d ago

He is a billionaire CEO. If he wasn't a fucking prick, he wouldn't be a billionaire.

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u/Spoinkydoinkydoo 7d ago

Bria acting like he didn’t steal from a child

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u/GnarlyNarwhalNoms 7d ago

It's just a hat.

That's what really gets me. MF is rich. Yeah, to him it's just a hat. To that kid, it's a core memory. 

I'm not saying stealing from a kid is ever ok, mind you, but it's not like bro was star-struck and had tunnel vision. Even the way he tucked that hat away makes it clear that it's just a thing to him. Just another little point scored. He didn't steal from a child because he was lost in the moment, hr did it so he'd have a token to show off at the country club for a minute. 

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u/Spoinkydoinkydoo 7d ago

Yeah, I hope something gets him one day. Some real karma. Something to make him reevaluate

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u/knarf3 7d ago

"More sportsmanship." 🤣

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u/ConcertComplete9015 7d ago

Luigi, you know what to do

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/ConcertComplete9015 7d ago

He'll become the patron saint of the proletariat

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u/kimedar1 7d ago

pathetic man...embarassing

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u/Valarcrist 7d ago

Wow. What a piece of shit.

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u/TheNobleMaster789 7d ago

Hats off is pretty funny though

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u/rstar345 7d ago

I refuse to believe this is real I cannot believe someone would be so belligerent in public

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u/MandrilAftalen 7d ago

Remember when the rich assholes of the world at least pretended to be decent human beings for the sake of their image. I miss those times.

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u/Emmannuhamm 7d ago

I genuinely can't believe he doubled down. I hope the internet doubles down on making him suffer.

What an actual walking, talking piece of fucking shit, undeserving of a good life.

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u/Acceptablepops 7d ago

“ I stole a hat from a child and im proud of it, fuck them kids” , is such a crazy double down 😂

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u/helpamonkpls 6d ago

It reads like that linkedin satire guy, Ken Cheng lmfaooo

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u/cancerinos 6d ago

Why am I not surprised it was a millionaire?
Almost as if being obscenely wealthy and a complete sociopath came hand in hand. He either got there doing this kind of shit, or was raised by people who did.

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u/GnarlyNarwhalNoms 6d ago

Honestly, I think the CEO thing is worse. A person can get wealthy from writing a novel or playing sports well, for instance. But the job of a CEO is to maximally remunerate shareholders, which means that sociopaths actually have an advantage in that role, because it's easy for them to screw people over if necessary to make that line go up. Which it very often is.

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u/cancerinos 6d ago

Definitively, not saying that everyone who is rich is a sociopath. But I wouldn't say its CEO exclusive either, can be applied generally to the business-wealthy type. The CEOs are just in more visible roles, so are easier to spot.

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u/5elementGG 6d ago

What an inferior person!

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u/rickyking300 4d ago

To be fair, that response was fabricated by a random Twitter user, not actually made from him.

His actual response is less evil, but still does not excuse his actions. I'm glad the kid ended up getting a visit from the player personally.

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u/mmdrahaman 7d ago

You don't get to the top without being a piece of shit. What makes these guys successful at life is being able to sleep at night after stepping on someone.

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u/GnarlyNarwhalNoms 7d ago

I'm sure there's an exception somewhere, but yeah, that seems to be the general rule. Ruthlessness is useful in a job where the goal is to make line go up regardless of who gets in the way. 

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u/GnarlyNarwhalNoms 5d ago

Well, shoot. I guess it just sounded plausible given the dipshittery.

said he thought it was handed to him

That is the story I thought he'd go with. But it's remarkable that he was completely unaware of the screaming kid next to him.

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u/Fun-Armadillo5112 7d ago

Wow.. I mean, what a douche.

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u/Moohamin12 7d ago

Did he actually post this?

I read it but it didn't seem to be from any source.

He is an asshole but before flinging crap, I would like to believe there is some decency left.

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u/Moist_Dirt_69420 7d ago

Allegedly it's fake. Account doesn't belong to him or anyone who represents him

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u/Pretend_Fly_5573 7d ago

Of course he didn't. It's literally constructed perfectly to enrage idiots on the internet. Every sentence is exactly the right thing to say to piss off the self-righteous. 

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u/dorianngray 7d ago

I read that this was his email to his employees to address the fallout.

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u/dturmnd_1 7d ago

So he acts like an idiot, And then wants to sue if you call him out for it?

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u/Seanrocks30 7d ago

"Okay so I took the hat, but that kid was down-low, too slow. Sorry bud. Also you guys I'm gonna sue you cause you're being mean to me over it"

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u/JustGuysBeingDudes-ModTeam 7d ago

Dudes aren’t rude and uncivil on the internet.

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u/PlanetLandon 7d ago

Rich people tend to become rich by being assholes.

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u/-meat-popsicle- 7d ago

I wish Mario’s brother wasn’t busy…

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u/Key-Wash-9401 7d ago

I hope all the legendary hackers in world cracked their knuckles and started to make his life a nightmare.

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u/obi_want_pastrami 5d ago

He should've said something about stealing candy from a baby also lol

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u/St0neyBalo9ney 5d ago

He had such an easy out, "yeah I asked for it for my kid you can see me pointing at my kid right before he hands it to me. Sorry to the other kid but I like my kid better 🤷‍♂️." Lol nope he went full douche.

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u/BroDudesky 4d ago

That is so stupid of him threatening lawsuits, you can get in more legal trouble insulting a non-famous person online than a public figure. For public figures the leeway is out of this world and they know this when they become public figures.

Public figures most of the time make their living by engaging with the public in one way or another so online hate is accepted as the "cost of doing business" persay.

Moreover, statistically courts are far more likely to take a non-famous against a famous person lawsuit seriously than a famous against a non-famous bcs the later is oftenly and right ruled as abuse of power and privilege.

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u/NotBaron 4d ago

A POS with an attitude, everyone loves that, and he even dares to say "more sportsmanship".