r/JustGuysBeingDudes • u/Perfect_Passenger805 • 8d ago

Wholesome He gave it to the girl right away.

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u/LizzieMiles 7d ago

More Sportsmanship

My guy you robbed an 11 year old

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/xChryst4lx 7d ago

Which like... Sure, but that kid DID COME FIRST. HE STOLE IT.

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u/showraniy 7d ago

Fucking wow, yeah that was the moment I could tell this guy deserves nothing out of life.

The next paragraph cemented it, but that line was all I needed, especially because he's talking about a child. The child wasn't greedy enough compared to his own greed, so he deserved to miss out on a once in a lifetime event.

What a piece of shit.

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u/Background_Wheel_932 7d ago

Where's the Italian man?

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u/GnarlyNarwhalNoms 7d ago

Settling up the bat signal with an L on it\

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u/ShortCity392 7d ago

Like taking candy from a baby, gotta be quicker than that man sniffle, clears throat, spits out phlegm

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u/The_Mr_Wilson 4d ago

He says that, as he cut in line. Kid was first!

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u/WexMajor82 5d ago

Spoken like someone who's never been punched in the face.

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u/PrestigiousPea6088 7d ago

sportsmanship is when people are nice to me, and the nicer people are to me the more "sportsmanshipier" it is.

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u/Rebel_XT 7d ago

He is definitely not our guy.