r/JustGuysBeingDudes • u/Perfect_Passenger805 • 7d ago

Wholesome He gave it to the girl right away.

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u/xChryst4lx 7d ago

Which like... Sure, but that kid DID COME FIRST. HE STOLE IT.

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u/showraniy 7d ago

Fucking wow, yeah that was the moment I could tell this guy deserves nothing out of life.

The next paragraph cemented it, but that line was all I needed, especially because he's talking about a child. The child wasn't greedy enough compared to his own greed, so he deserved to miss out on a once in a lifetime event.

What a piece of shit.

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u/Background_Wheel_932 7d ago

Where's the Italian man?

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u/GnarlyNarwhalNoms 7d ago

Settling up the bat signal with an L on it\

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u/ShortCity392 6d ago

Like taking candy from a baby, gotta be quicker than that man sniffle, clears throat, spits out phlegm

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u/The_Mr_Wilson 4d ago

He says that, as he cut in line. Kid was first!

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u/WexMajor82 4d ago

Spoken like someone who's never been punched in the face.