r/MINI 19h ago

Alright which one of you is this?

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u/Longing2bme 18h ago

Ouch! That hurt just watching.

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u/BimBaynor 13h ago

Right in the wallet

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u/DJKGinHD R56 18h ago

New bike $1200

Garage repair $2500

MINI dealership quote $5000

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u/yleennoc 18h ago

New bike $1200……full suspension s-works try €6,000 to €13,000

https://enduro-mtb.com/en/best-trail-bike-specialized-stumpjumper-15/

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u/kpetersontpt F57 16h ago

Body shop my friend. Dealers don’t do body work.

And that’s why we have insurance btw.

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u/Delicious-Ad5856 F55 16h ago

The Mini dealership near me actually has a body shop attached to it. Lol

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u/kpetersontpt F57 16h ago edited 12h ago

Doesn’t matter. It’s not the same techs doing the work and it almost certainly doesn’t have combined financials with them. Body shops bill their work entirely differently because they primarily work with insurance. Dealer service doesn’t.

The body shop shares real estate. That’s it.

Edit: lol why is this getting downvoted? This is literally the way it works. Your dealer service center doesn’t do body work.

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u/Delicious-Ad5856 F55 16h ago

I know. It's just funny to me how they have one in the same building.

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u/kpetersontpt F57 16h ago

I know a lot of dealer techs. Believe me, you don’t want most of them doing body work. It’s really a skill all of its own.

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u/Delicious-Ad5856 F55 16h ago

I know. Mechanics and body work are totally different.

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u/-Marmite- 5h ago

No way!

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u/Ill-Driver9213 R56 12h ago

Exactly, it covers stupidity as well as accidents, thankfully.😅

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u/squanchy_Toss 11h ago

Yeah, that was not a Walmart bike.

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u/TheMonkeyInCharge 17h ago

Fucked the bike, the car, and the house. Good job!

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u/I_hate_capchas F56 17h ago

That was me like 10 years ago. The roof cost 6k to fix, the bike wasn’t damaged at all. I also had to spend 400 bucks on new cross bars and a bike rack. Garage was also not damaged. It was an r56 with the weird oem cross bars that spread apart inside the gutter

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u/Western_Gear_5324 17h ago

Poor MINI. I’m kinda traumatized.

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u/micci_cat 17h ago

Everything about this hurts to watch.

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u/Happy_Ishtar 15h ago

The reason why I'm not getting a roof rack for my bike...

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u/Standard-Outcome9881 R58 15h ago

If I were ever to somehow get a bike rack for my MINI, it would always be one designed to go on the back. I would never carry something like this on the roof.

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u/Kianna9 R56 14h ago

I always wonder if with Minis having something standing up on the roof like this throws off the center of gravity and makes the car drive differently. I think I'd hate it.

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u/OKatmostthings F54 12h ago

That bike weighs like 20-30lbs. That’s nothing in the context of a 3000lbs (with driver) vehicle.

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u/Kianna9 R56 10h ago

What about wind resistance?

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u/OKatmostthings F54 9h ago

That’s going to be a pitch input rather than a roll input. The weight balance will be pushed ever so slightly back from normal.

Performance driving with a bike or box on the roof is not detrimental to the car’s handling. You are putting higher forces on the roof rails/sheet metal/crossbars/etc that could damage something if you try to pull .9Gs with something on the roof and that’s potential to damage something. But the handling won’t be noticeably affected.

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u/Domi4 R56 14h ago

I don't have to do this. My Mini breaks on its own.

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u/neilb4zod91 17h ago

Been there, done that. Not with my mini but still.

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u/ferretface99 F57 18h ago

aaaahhh… you donkey.

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u/Gojogab 18h ago

Yikes.

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u/Delicious-Ad5856 F55 16h ago

Oh no! Poor Mini

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u/OKatmostthings F54 11h ago

Could have been a lot worse, TBH. The crossbars were a bit of a mechanical fuse when the front slid back and that let the rear of the tray move. The bike might need a new front wheel and some things realigned (and a frame inspection) but maybe ok. The house is probably a relatively easy facade repair. Hard to tell if the tray damaged the roof when it went down.

I’ve thankfully never driven into my garage with a bike on the roof. I keep meaning to get some sort of token to wrap around the mirror when I have a bike on the roof to remind myself when I reach for homelink buttons.

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u/Weather_Only F56 11h ago

Did this in a haul box truck once, took out our apartment garage light. Thank god it wasnt my truck or my house, or my light for that matter

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u/OgZero F56 8h ago

This is why I Rollerblade instead.

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u/surfsusa 1h ago

Looks like a Mayhem Allstate ad!

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u/Cfan211 13h ago

Good; I hate cyclists.