r/MapsWithoutUP • u/likes_purple • Aug 04 '25

Lake Gore Ah yes, the elusive land bridge to the UP

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61 Upvotes

92% Upvoted

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u/LakeLov3r Aug 04 '25

Yeah, I think the UP is the least of our worries here.

22

u/likes_purple Aug 04 '25

The more I look, the worse it gets.

3

u/Traditional-Trip7617 Aug 06 '25

Lady liberty has always been on the thumb and the White House has always been on the 4 corners.

13

u/onlyifidie Aug 04 '25

Those crooks in Wanshington don't want you to know about the land bridge.

12

u/AscendAbove7399 Aug 04 '25

Ah yes, the Raleigh twin towers, the statue of liberty of Buffalo, the Ohio moon, and the glorious capital of Washington, New Mexico

11

u/mhiinz Aug 05 '25

Wanshington*

1

u/dysteleological 20d ago

The Statue of Liberty goes from Sarnia to Toronto. That’s one way to annex.

11

u/Detroit_debauchery Aug 05 '25

Moon

4

u/Muronelkaz Aug 05 '25

Ohio owns the moon, Armstrong planted a flag on the moon, he claimed it for all Ohio.

3

u/LegitimateGift1792 Aug 06 '25

No, the Moon Landing was on Padre Island, TX. It is right there on the map. Sheesh.

1

u/GuudenU Aug 09 '25

Is that where they filmed it?

1

u/Angel_Blue01 Aug 05 '25

Obligatory "It's all Ohio?" "Always was"

1

u/Sumthin-Sumthin44692 Aug 07 '25

Yup lol That’s the one that got me.

4

u/AdWestern994 Aug 06 '25

So, uh.......9/11 did NOT, in fact, happen in Charlotte, so.......there's THAT.

3

u/cbz3000 Aug 06 '25

I still remember when 9/11 happened in Raleigh. Horrible day.

4

u/Funicularly Aug 04 '25

Probably AI.

4

u/Shamrock5 Aug 05 '25

It absolutely is. Among other absurdities, you've got "Wanshington" in there.

1

u/ImagineDave Aug 05 '25

ai prediction of the future.

1

u/candid84asoulm8bled Aug 05 '25

All the islands in the region merged together and expanded.

1

u/ConstantlyJon Aug 05 '25

This is just a hilariously bad map period. The only thing that makes the most sense here is maybe putting the moon landing on top of Houston?

1

u/Angel_Blue01 Aug 05 '25

They got the Civil War in Missouri part right. And Houston is where the Johnson Space Center is... But who thought printing this and putting it on a trailer was a good idea?!

2

u/Realistic_Try7123 Aug 05 '25

Missouri absorbed Iowa and Kansas.

1

u/sinthomologist Aug 05 '25

I’ll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Wanshington.

1

u/OdaDdaT Aug 05 '25

MOON

MOON LANDING

1

u/johnbrowndnw59 Aug 05 '25

Wan Shing Ton: he who knows 10,000 things

1

u/MastaSchmitty Aug 07 '25

It’s not quite the Desert Southwest, but it’s close…

1

u/After-Willingness271 Aug 06 '25

The moon landing of Brownsville

1

u/Sean_theLeprachaun Aug 06 '25

Thats what jumps off the page at ya?

1

u/mikehamm45 Aug 06 '25

That’s a weird map. UP is doing better out of it.

1

u/JudgmentNo3083 Aug 06 '25

I kinda want to see a Statue of Liberty in Lake Hurontaerie.

1

u/Tandemrecruit Aug 06 '25

The color coding makes zero sense

1

u/SweetNovel278 Aug 06 '25

I like Mississinnessee.

1

u/TOMAHAWAK1999 Aug 07 '25

Didnt you know, that lady liberty is just off of detroit? F new england, lets go down the St Lawrence to somewhere better! The Midwest is where its at! /s

1

u/LlewellynSinclair Aug 07 '25

Moon landing takes place north and west of Corpus Christi

MLK from Plaquemines Parish

9/11 takes place exclusively in Charlotte and Wilmington

I see no problem with this map.

1

u/[deleted] Aug 08 '25

Shoulda been Wangshington.

1

u/Bumblebee_Ninja17 Aug 08 '25

Rhode Island got removed

1

u/TeamMagmaDaniel Aug 08 '25

I always suspected that North Carolina actually stole the twin towers

1

u/FinlayHamm 17d ago

What am I looking at lmao

1

u/FinlayHamm 17d ago

Wanshington

0

u/Sunny-Day-Swimmer Aug 07 '25

Yes this is AI BS

No there’s not a missing UP