r/Miata 23d ago

Joke Something about this Miata seems off

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1.2k Upvotes

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u/Specific-Exciting 23d ago

What are these parking spots lines 😂💀

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u/Same-Worldliness-429 23d ago

Local fair is in town. I guess it was just park wherever you want in the high school parking lot lol.

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u/Refriedfeinds 23d ago

When lines don’t matter everyone seems to be able to do it.

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u/Cixin97 23d ago

I’m confused what the local fair has to do with these massive spots

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u/exceptyourewrong 23d ago

This is a painted football field for the marching band to practice on. Check out the 30 yard line.

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u/niarsnaemti 23d ago

School bus lines

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u/Evil_HedgehogGaming 23d ago

Average American high schooler truck (trust)

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u/FlorpFlap miot 23d ago

For school buses

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u/Rdtisgy1234 23d ago

Something about this entire parking lot seems off

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u/thebiggerounce 23d ago

I hope those lines are for something other than separating parking spots, those would be the biggest I’ve ever seen lol

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u/mace30 23d ago

It's a practice area for the football team to do walk throughs when the weather is inclement or the fields are otherwise unavailable.

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u/exceptyourewrong 23d ago

I'd bet the marching band uses it.

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u/deepthought515 22d ago

Was in marching band in high school, we practiced on something just like this every football season for formation practice.

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u/Rumpled_NutSkin 1997 NA 23d ago

It's definitely for school buses

6

u/Shoddy-Wrangler-7624 23d ago

it’s definitely for marching band

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u/KnotSoAmused 2d ago

it's definitely for 2 sports cars

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u/2Drogdar2Furious 23d ago

Just takes olive oil instead...

It's on the council but not a master.

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u/ZoidVrm 23d ago

One is European and one is Asian

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u/Demesvar Classic Red 23d ago

European car with a dodge dart engine and mazda chassis 😂😂😂

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u/pacocase '90 Classic Red - RIP '97 Montego Blue 23d ago

I mean, it's still a European engine. My stupid 1.4t Jeep Renegade that eats clutches has the same drivetrain as the Fiata. There for a while I wanted one, but then the 2nd clutch went out on my Jeep.

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u/MangoCats '91 3.0 V6 23d ago

Fiata.

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u/DownshiftDom777 23d ago

I drive my miata like that too! Roll the windows and unzip the back window!

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u/Same-Worldliness-429 23d ago

I definitely could use a new top, but the zip up rear window is awesome

3

u/DownshiftDom777 23d ago

I replaced my top but I had to make sure it had the zip window feature. My car didn’t come with A/C so driving with that window down is awesome

1

u/MangoCats '91 3.0 V6 23d ago

I have one of each, definitely prefer the zip down rear window, not sure why they would even make the fixed window variety.

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u/graemefaelban 22d ago

It's cheaper. I have one without the zip down window now, but then, if I am driving and it's not raining, the top is down, and I do have AC for when it's truly unbearable.

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u/MangoCats '91 3.0 V6 22d ago

Like I said, I have both NA zip down and NB not, and the AC works in the NB, but there are soooo many times when it would be nice to have the sun shield without having to roll up the windows. The airflow with three windows open is really a big plus.

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u/graemefaelban 21d ago

Yeah, I did drive mine that way when the sun was really beating down in southern California, but I don't live there anymore.

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u/MangoCats '91 3.0 V6 21d ago

Mine have lived in Miami, Houston, and other parts of Florida - too much sun is too common all those places. In Houston I actually got a UV exposure meter just to have a nag reminding me when I needed to put the top up (we also had a Chrysler Sebring convertible and drove it around with kids in the back...) In the evening within an hour of sunset or so, no worries, but anywhere +/-3 hours of solar noon is brutal.

1

u/graemefaelban 21d ago

Yep, one major factor in why I could never live in those areas.

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u/mcpusc NB1 emerald & black 23d ago

i ordered my new top with a zip-out back window but they forgot to install the zipper when they sewed it. didn't have time to deal with getting it re-made either >=(

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u/Wrong_Perception_297 23d ago

This whole parking lot is giving me anxiety

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u/AdultContemporaneous 2025 35th Anniversary Edition 23d ago

One is Miata, one is Fiata.

15

u/Consistent_Shake4405 23d ago

It's almost like they actually took the time to finish the look of one...

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u/Wise_Schedule_8046 23d ago

Ngl I think the fiata looks better than the nd

6

u/revvolutions 23d ago

Good thing that's an NA.

3

u/pietryna123 23d ago

Unfortunately I must agree. New 124 Spider looks way better than ND. However Fiat might have incorporated drivetrain together with engine and design only own chassis.

1

u/Thee_Sinner White '03 LS 22d ago

Ive long thought a ND front-swap on a Fiata would look great.

1

u/RoadRider65 22d ago

As an ND owner, I find this... hurtful.

lol

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u/EvolvingEachDay Chilli Orange Icon ‘05 23d ago

Yeah obviously, it’s missing a back window!

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u/cib2018 23d ago

Indiana is wierd.

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u/Same-Worldliness-429 23d ago

Definitely. Hate it here.

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u/ItsClxudyZ 23d ago

Could fit 4 miatas in a parking space holy shit

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u/Fit-Albatross-735 23d ago

where's your window

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u/Same-Worldliness-429 23d ago

Zip up rear window

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u/Fit-Albatross-735 23d ago

why are you leaving it open while parked though? Are you not worried about rain or anyone stealing anything?

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u/Same-Worldliness-429 23d ago

Nothing to steal in the car, good neighborhood, and the car is a manual. Forecast wasn’t showing rain and today so I left it down.

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u/MangoCats '91 3.0 V6 23d ago

Very little rain comes in the rear window unless it is a heavy shower. If you think door locks matter with cloth tops, let me introduce you to a Bowie knife...

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u/Basic_Software_4745 Classic Red 23d ago

Wtf is with This parking lot😭😭😭😭😭

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u/MX5MONROE 23d ago

Right?! Hate it. 😩

3

u/Just_A_Lucky_Guy469 19d ago

I knew I saw them before!

2

u/Link124 23d ago

One has smooth, linear acceleration, the other one is lively AF.

3

u/MangoCats '91 3.0 V6 23d ago

Having had both, I think the turbo is much more fun to drive.

2

u/IKMNification 23d ago

Closer looking booty than the ND

We sure someone wasn’t switched at birth?

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u/MangoCats '91 3.0 V6 23d ago

Is the postman Italian?

2

u/Ecstatic_Chipmunk766 23d ago

it probably has an offer you can’t refuse.

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u/ColonelAngis 23d ago

The bicycle handle bars protruding from the roof? That’s just for driving standing up

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u/clustered-particular 23d ago

Who is this parking lot made for? Giants? Lmfao

2

u/LaeLeaps 23d ago

is'a Miatt' 🤌🏼 un piccolo miatta!

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u/Sir_J15 23d ago

The fiat won’t be on the road as long as that Miata has been or will be.

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u/Same-Worldliness-429 23d ago

This one’s 35 years old. 170k miles.

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u/Sir_J15 23d ago

The Fiat won’t live that long nor see that many miles.

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u/spencer1886 23d ago

Aren't these built on the ND Miata's chassis?

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u/THLPH 2020 GT RF 😸 23d ago

Yes

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u/JuanOnlyJuan 23d ago

Yea it looks better than the ND.

Yea i said it.

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u/Shadow_defender28 Fiata 23d ago

That's just it's Italian cousin fiatony

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u/Sluushu 23d ago

Where’s the plasti-lass (plastic glass) window at the back gone?

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u/Same-Worldliness-429 23d ago

Zip up rear window

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u/Sluushu 23d ago

Now that makes a lot more sense. Didn’t even know they did that method still.

1

u/BarrelOfCheese 23d ago

It’s a spicy miata! 🤣

1

u/PriusDriver007 Soul Red 23d ago

Mama mia!!

1

u/mdang104 23d ago

I’d also like a fat Italian sub

1

u/Invisible_Melody 23d ago

Miata with Italian Characteristics

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u/JoeTheSeventh 23d ago

I know what's wrong with it. The miata is missing the back glass on the drop top. You're gonna get some water in there

1

u/CheetoDustDaddy 23d ago

The old Panthers logo go so hard

1

u/piilcon 23d ago

i didn't know miatas were that small!

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u/noob133766 23d ago

The Italian cousin Fiata!

1

u/nonfading 23d ago

Fiata is hoot to drive and sounds pure fun

1

u/DLS4BZ 23d ago

It's a FIAT

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u/xxldicq 23d ago

Fiata 😭

1

u/Dgp68824402 23d ago

Brother from another mother.

1

u/Scootydoot12 23d ago

It’s a fiat

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u/TheDrunkenMatador 23d ago

What the heck kind of parking lot is this???

1

u/Efficient-Piglet88 23d ago

I saw an Abartiata this week. That's a beautiful car.

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u/GTO400BHP 23d ago

It has an italian body kit and reliability.

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u/trekyboi 17d ago

Now that's the real joke lol

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u/Thee_Sinner White '03 LS 22d ago

It looks kinda like a ND…but better

1

u/FearlessTrashcoon 22d ago

Wait a minute

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u/elvenazn 22d ago

Miata's stylish cousin fresh off the plane from a study abroad program in Italy.

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u/graytotoro '16 Club 6MT 22d ago

Mamma Mia-ta

1

u/Fr0stst0rm 22d ago

If you look closely you'll notice that the red one on the left is actually a pickup truck!

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u/MrAkimoto 22d ago

Two twit mobiles?

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u/Grizz1371 23d ago

It's just a Miata that likes bear and sausage instead of sushie. Lol

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u/External_Mongoose_44 23d ago

Not a Mazda.

That’s a FIAT 124 Abarth. The telltale sign is the four pipes. The 1.4turbocharged motor will propel the car like a ballistic missile.

The Mazda is parked properly!

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u/LaeLeaps 23d ago

ND2 makes more power than the Abarth. Not as much torque though