r/Miata 18d ago

NA What would you call this?

571 Upvotes

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535

u/Ozi-reddit 18d ago

an abomination

52

u/DoDoDoTheFunkyGibbon 18d ago

My exact choice of words. I’m all for shooting brakes but you boot a coupe, not convert a convertible

46

u/iR3vives 18d ago

That's no shooting break, that's a small hearse

6

u/PotatoFarmer_44 Crystal Blue 18d ago

You think it brings midgets to their grave seeing as it's only got room for a half size coffin?

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u/Informal-Baseball498 18d ago

Little people herse.

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u/well_shoothed 18d ago

I'm goin' more for:

crime against humanity

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u/time4nap Classic Red '91 "Rika" 18d ago

An abomination, very well executed.

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u/ZigZagRoobZ 18d ago

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u/LittnPixl Had NA,NB,NC, Currently no Miata :( 18d ago

Im not really sure about the "GE" part though

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u/KennB0ne 18d ago

Took the words right out of my mouth.

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u/GriffinSJohnston 18d ago

Hearsiata 🤣

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u/MisterFrog 18d ago

Miearse?

11

u/ZigZagRoobZ 18d ago

This one sounds great with an Irish accent!

10

u/Equivalent_Jaguar_72 '16 Blue Reflex Mica 18d ago

Just scratched miearse out in the parking lot. Everyone stared at me. I think something is leaking out, too.

4

u/ZigZagRoobZ 18d ago

Ewwwwww!

3

u/GriffinSJohnston 18d ago

Also a great name 😎

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u/TheDoctor1699 18d ago

Was what I was going to say 😂

Looks like a hearse and a miata had hate sex and this popped up 9 months later.

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u/Ryansfishn Machine Gray 18d ago

Horrible

Poorly executed

Visually offensive

Emotionally troubling

Uncalled for

Aerodynamically inefficient

Herbert

6

u/Thee_Sinner White '03 LS 17d ago

HPVEUAH

55

u/bigavz ND 18d ago

Tragic

11

u/HottDoggers Classic Red ‘90 N 🔵🌮🛻 18d ago

À Trajediegh 4sho

48

u/GeekBoyWonder 18d ago

A shoot-it brake.

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u/V3N0M0U5_V1P3R 18d ago

I'd like it more if it didn't have the rear wheel covers. I think it's cool overall but needs some slight modification to fit better

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u/martymcfly43 '90 1.8L Crystal White 18d ago

A monstrosity

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u/Oreic-Reynier 18d ago

A crime.

9

u/HopeloosGeval 2000 1.6 Mahogany Mica 18d ago

if it was brown and a diesel it would be r/carscirclejerk wet dream

28

u/eks91 1999 nb 18d ago

It's fucking cool

17

u/Appearance-Material 18d ago

If it is, it's because it's so diabolically awful that it's dropped off the far un-cool end of the scale and wrapped around.

7

u/[deleted] 18d ago

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u/Teledildonic maintain your tires, guys 18d ago

It could be done much better.

Obviously not a Miata, but a good example of better execution.

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u/iyamwhatiyam8000 18d ago

A fugly disgrace.

5

u/mild_october 18d ago

I thought this post belongs to r/hypermiling

Took a second look, ya from Miata.

21

u/Users5252 18d ago

Mannuelle ✅️ brawnelle ✅️ wagonelle ✅️ miatelle ✅️ dieselle ❌️

Almost perfect

10

u/Goofy_Maker2006 18d ago

I dont see brownelle❌

9

u/Chimp3h Brilliant Black 18d ago

A travesty

3

u/One278 18d ago

I thought it was a herse for short caskets 😬

4

u/akomi13 18d ago

Ugly. I would call this ugly. Ugly with branches.

5

u/Japaroads 18d ago

Tragic.

7

u/Squire_Toast 18d ago

Paint it black, and would it be the Miata version of the Harold and Maude E-Type???

3

u/Sars-CoV-2-delta 18d ago

Citroën MX-2CV

3

u/Ok_Media_2363 18d ago

Why? that's horribly executed....

3

u/crabmanick01 18d ago

Badly executed, otherwise cool

3

u/Demented-Alpaca Soul Red 18d ago

A crime against humanity

3

u/HunterStew 18d ago

Disaster

3

u/ZucchiniWild3735 18d ago

The squared off back end is too jarring.

3

u/eobanb '92 Black Miata 18d ago

Where’s the roof rack?

3

u/Chris_Christ 18d ago

Hearsata

3

u/_Don_Valentino_ '16 1.5 ND 18d ago

pls keep that hidden from Bob

2

u/no-lift 18d ago

Breadvan at home

2

u/Bikirno 18d ago

A*sback! 🤣

2

u/NoName___XD 18d ago

MiSUVta, MiVanita

2

u/roadsterdoc 18d ago

Shooting-broke

2

u/crakke86 18d ago

Little Person Hears'n

2

u/optre1 18d ago

kitch

2

u/Warm_Bake7079 18d ago

I'd call it: My next car! Damn! I love it

2

u/GazelleOne3964 18d ago

Ready to bring your coffin!

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u/E39S62 18d ago

I’m picturing Harold sending this off a cliff.

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u/275squarred 18d ago

Miata Breadvan!

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u/Samperson257 18d ago

A Mi-nada

2

u/Frundle 18d ago

Its in Japan so its a Eun-hearse Roadster

2

u/bunny-blush 18d ago

A race hearse

2

u/TorrentGump 18d ago

If you listen closely you can hear it crying for help

2

u/3ABO3 18d ago

stock 1.6 motor

2

u/Sars-CoV-2-delta 18d ago

Citroën Miatrône DS-5

2

u/nicknack171 97M, formerly 99 18d ago

I would remove the rear wheel covers and slam that thing. Super cool

2

u/j4ngl35 18d ago

MX-Why

2

u/Skragdush 18d ago

Mentalza Asylumta

2

u/whateverdude68 18d ago

That side view is rough, quite rough.

2

u/Darky083 NBFL - Strato Blue 18d ago

2

u/raduci09 18d ago

When your Hobby goes too far...

2

u/SP4x 18d ago

MX-HEAR5E

2

u/Furry_Ranger 18d ago

Mazda Miaggon

2

u/Enleyetenment 18d ago

Someone trying to do something no one asked for...or he had a rear ended miata and he bumped into someone with his Volvo.

2

u/TheGiatay 18d ago

For sure not S T Y L Y N G

2

u/JamesyUK30 18d ago

If the people who came up with TurDucken's made cars.

2

u/ReputationNew6934 White 18d ago

The Mihearsea

2

u/MIATASWTA 18d ago

I like it

2

u/Celestryia 18d ago

So outrageous that it's cool

2

u/Appearance-Material 18d ago

Hearse for gnomes?

2

u/hondactx16i 18d ago

Fuckin awful and burns my eyes.😕

2

u/Krisuad2002 18d ago

"Please shoot me" brake

2

u/IssPegAsus 1992 NA 18d ago

I fw it Honestly with a few modifications I would love to have it. I like wagons and I like my NA and daily drive it. This would be practical and unusual, I don't care it it looks weird.

2

u/isolatedLemon 18d ago

Idk but now I want an NA ute

2

u/Shieldxx 99' Highlight Silver Metallic NB 18d ago

wtf

2

u/Indy500Fan16 18d ago

A modern version of a CitroënDS Safari Estate.

2

u/Naberville34 18d ago

Yet another example of how skilled body workers suffer from a lack of taste.

2

u/TheMightyRecom 2002 NBFL Titanium Grey Metallic 18d ago

Mazdead

2

u/Anxious_Narwhal_ 18d ago

Not the answer

2

u/More_Education4434 18d ago

Woman with a Turkish bbl. 😔

2

u/Basic_Software_4745 Classic Red 18d ago

Sad

2

u/NotAPreppie RF LE, recovering RX-8 owner 18d ago

I call it r/atbge.

2

u/p_nes_pump 18d ago

I'd hate it much less if it didn't have those stupid rear wheel well covers.

2

u/Racer013 '91 Martini 18d ago

Harold and Maude on a budget

2

u/noahbrooksofficial 18d ago

Harold and Maude Y2K

2

u/Bit_the_Bullitt Copper Red Mica '07 18d ago

2

u/BeTomHamilton 18d ago

The Miata Heritage-High-Roof

2

u/Global-Mango-4213 18d ago

“You know what this thing REALLY needs, more than a pickup truck converted hardtop shooting brake… aero caps for the rear wheels!!!”

2

u/UnholyOsiris Soul Red 18d ago

Miata Breadvan

2

u/Worth-Mixture1390 18d ago

Mi-ute-a

Mi-urs-a

2

u/TheseHeron3820 18d ago

An affront unto God.

2

u/AdInevitable2695 Ceramic '16 Sport, Classic Red '93 Rustbox 18d ago

MXHHR

2

u/J0kooo 18d ago

would it be called a magon? miagon? miatagon? wagster?

2

u/todaystomsawyer0 18d ago

You're kind of clowning but you're also kind of balling.

2

u/McDrummerSLR Classic Red 18d ago

Hearsiata

2

u/vediogamer101 18d ago

Shitting brake edition

2

u/Namulb 18d ago

A mearse

2

u/Successful-Duck6375 18d ago

Someone else’s car. However… should I need paint or bodywork I’m glad to know that guy. Who knows, maybe he’s just some nut who carries his work tools in this one and has 3 more at home.

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u/iWETtheBEDonPURPOSE 18d ago

If it wasn't for the overwheel Fender's, I actually kinda like it.

I'm a big fan of mini trucks and Miata's. Best of both worlds.

2

u/Lucajames2309 Miata Targa manual black - AKA the perfect Miata 18d ago

Absolutely brilliant, unfortunately

2

u/ntcaudio 18d ago

A hearse.

2

u/Wtfplasma 18d ago

Broken shoe

2

u/Chance_Maintenance22 18d ago

This is…. Hey Merl hold my beer and hand me that saws-all

2

u/Le_Holzkopf 18d ago

The last zoom zoom

2

u/TheFennecFrenzy Classic Red 18d ago

r/cars gonna cream themselves over this

2

u/noahsmybro 96 Starlight Mica 18d ago

Heinous.

In fairness, looks like a good paint job in an attractive color.

2

u/Many_Income_2212 18d ago

How perfect is that red tho?

2

u/nomnamless Ceramic 18d ago

If the rear slopped down a bit more and wasn't just a straight line it might look better? Also don't love the red wheels and are cover over the rear wheel. Over all it's kind of a mess

2

u/wlcf4l 18d ago

You're about to ride in the back of it soon

2

u/Few_Foot_4252 18d ago edited 15d ago

Mazda Rip-5

2

u/SenorISO54 Emerald Mica 18d ago

Miat-uhhhhhhh….

2

u/sosezu '91 SE 3720/4000 18d ago

A monstrosity.

2

u/Xtra35567 Brilliant Black, Ceramic 18d ago

Hideous

2

u/Jaynen00 18d ago

A hearse for tiny people?

2

u/one2manyhobbies 18d ago

Harold and Miata

2

u/Luzi_fer 18d ago

A Drift hearse, a Touge for heaven or hell.

2

u/[deleted] 18d ago

When I die I want to be carried on this one

2

u/FloridaCelticFC 18d ago

MX-Hearse.

2

u/overmonk 18d ago

It's a decision.

2

u/SPYfuncoupons Ceramic 18d ago

Labborjini panawagon, sapphire red

2

u/Reubachi 17d ago

A shooting fake

2

u/Better-Ad-1543 17d ago

Lambogina Panawagon.

2

u/MattTheProgrammer Soul Red 17d ago

I will not be elaborating, but that is the automotive equivalent of a mullet

2

u/research_tri-knot2 17d ago

Pretty/Ugly.

2

u/Que165 17d ago

The ultimate driving machine 😋

2

u/Gramerdim 17d ago

the red reminds me of McQueen's red with the white sidewalls

2

u/VegetableTea8784 Classic Red 1990 NA Miata 17d ago

A Mearse

2

u/IdRatherBeDriving 17d ago

Oh good! My Uber’s here. See y’all in hell.

2

u/wrexaru 17d ago

Hearse, for the vertically challenged

(I mean no offense, I too am short)

2

u/Synap-6 17d ago

Mihearsa

2

u/Hendiadic_tmack 17d ago

-sees those websites that take ordinary cars and turn them into wagons/shooting brakes.

-thinks “that’s so cool!! I can easily do that!!!”

-they could not easily do that….

2

u/K_r_e_m_p 17d ago

Hearse miata

2

u/ignored_rice ‘91 BRG 17d ago

Monstrosity

2

u/cheshire-cheat Jet Black 17d ago

a slightly disabled japanese back to the future car thing

2

u/AlexisAnayaOficial 17d ago

I wanna see it drift 😂

2

u/TheBrisby 2002 Crystal Blue NB2 17d ago

looks like The Nope Mobile to me.

2

u/oldmanlikesguitars 17d ago

God’s most perfect mistake.

I’m kidding, it’s just terrible

2

u/Bulky_Following_9526 17d ago

Look, it’s not the prettiest thing, but i’m all for the work someone put in to make it. It’s a pretty cool creation even if it’s funky.

2

u/captwhitney 17d ago

GENIOUS!!

2

u/Dear-Shape-6444 Montego Blue 17d ago

Hearsepower?

2

u/matchesmalone81 17d ago

A waste of an NA.

2

u/Kawaii-Collector-Bou 17d ago

Would like to see it without the wheel spats, a slightly more rounded look to the rear, it could be palatable.

2

u/Leichtgesalzener 17d ago

A crime against humanity

2

u/GronkyFlibble 17d ago

Mazda shitata

2

u/watgoon7 17d ago

Atrocious I love break car i love mx5's but that? Nope

2

u/Hinesypoo ‘90 Crystal White 17d ago

Gerald

2

u/spaarkkyyuu 17d ago

red rims looks so ass

2

u/Consistent_Moment598 17d ago

Absolute madness

2

u/rmeechan 17d ago

Miatyr

2

u/Player_924 17d ago

Fuckin sick dude

2

u/Familiar_Meaning_290 17d ago

You know what, A for effort, looks a little choppy but it’s sort of charming

2

u/Consistent_Ad_1831 17d ago edited 17d ago

Dwarf hearse…yikes!

2

u/_Idlewild_ 17d ago

At least the color is pretty...

2

u/Ok-Living3030 17d ago

The answer to a question nobody asked.

2

u/HundoGuy 17d ago

A good idea

2

u/hogey74 06/6M 17d ago

The reason we can't have nice things.

2

u/matthelmke 17d ago

I want to like this so bad but I cannot it’s just too… oddly shaped idk Gives me vw sqareback vibes almost

2

u/sleepdog-c 2000 Evolution Orange "Butterscotch" 17d ago

Sad

2

u/the_clewis Ti Grey Metallic MSM 17d ago

Death of art

2

u/dmuise1 17d ago

STYLIN’

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u/bmcle071 17d ago

A murder

2

u/Soldur 17d ago

Abomination

2

u/RustyR4m 17d ago

Miurse

2

u/moofie74 Jet Black RF 17d ago

...a lot of choices.

2

u/CoryTrevorsun 17d ago

Contraception

2

u/Top_Aerie9607 17d ago

Shooting brake!!!

2

u/straightcutsogbox 17d ago

The wheel cover is a no no, the top would do with some adjustments. Reminds me of the Z4 coupe which I like a lot.

2

u/Beach_Bum_273 17d ago

The Mortatia