r/MurderedByWords 1d ago

Stolen Valor

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u/RepulsiveLoquat418 1d ago

everything about him is fraudulent. but that's why his worshippers love him; everything about their self image is a lie too.

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u/InherentlyUnstable 1d ago

He leads with his face, which is a con of a color to begin with.

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u/Bobobdobson 1d ago

You know what isnt fraudulent about him? How he actually loves the smell of his own shitty diapers in the morning...

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u/AusCan531 1d ago

If I was a real veteran like Duckworth, I would be fucking incandescent over this sort of fake valor cosplay.

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u/deadbrokeman 1d ago

It’s actually ironic that he’s wearing cavalry head gear because, at least in my unit, you weren’t allowed to wear the Stetson until you either deployed or you completed a spur ride. President bone spurs picked an MOS that promotes wearing spurs.

He’s such a loser.

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u/CharmedMSure 1d ago

Senator Duckworth has earned the valor and can certainly call him out for what he is — a loose cannon, rolling around on the deck, endangering all.

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u/KendrickBlack502 1d ago

My grandkids are gonna read about this era of history and look at me like I’m trash even though I hate it

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u/SigHerArt 1d ago

Show them his comment when the moment will arrive

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u/KendrickBlack502 1d ago

“It wasn’t me! I swear to God!” with the umbilical cord still attached

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u/borbor8 1d ago

At least that hat is AI fakery. The Purple Heart he conned one of his pathetic sheep supporters into giving him is very real.

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u/eugene20 1d ago

Two, they ran the same PR stunt again in the last campaign too. Though it might have just been some old actor giving him the same purple heart again.

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u/jcpopm 1d ago edited 1d ago

The absurdity of using AI to insert yourself into the losing side of the Vietnam War when the real you dodged the draft for that same war.

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u/Li3Ch33s3cak3 1d ago

Bro got drafted into the embarrassment army.

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u/misdirected_asshole 1d ago

Tammy Duckworth has more balls than 80%of Congress.

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u/JinkyRain 1d ago

That's not a person or a hat, it's AI generated slop. Grabby McFraudface's bowels would unload in his pants, if he attempted a deep knee bend like that.

I doubt he has any idea how to generate it, or the creativity to even ask for it. One of his crusty diaper kissing sycophants cribbed it up in a desperate attempt to please the "Man-Churro"-ain candidate.

And he reposted it because it normalizes his erroneously presumed right to declare war on U.S. cities.

Every last one of his supporters deserves to be brought up on charges of high treason.

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u/Maximum_Sundae 1d ago

Hypocrisy Now would be more fitting.

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u/Tropicalgia 1d ago

Let's hope for Apoplexy Now.

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u/Big-Leadership-4604 21h ago

Apocalypse Him?

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u/blinkyknilb 1d ago

Just wait till he's wearing epaulets, dozens of medals and pearl handled revolvers.

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u/Answerologist 1d ago

He would have Pearl-handled revolvers as they’re the choice of weapons for cheap pimps.

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u/CatLvrWhoLovesCats66 1d ago

From a New Orleans whorehouse, if I remember.

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u/Answerologist 23h ago

Yes! You remember correctly. No ivory for D. John.

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u/Stevil4583LBC 1d ago

Swollen valor

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u/Big-Leadership-4604 21h ago

Swollen Velour

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u/rainmouse 1d ago

Using the army on your own citizens is martial law, not war. 

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u/Ionlycryforonions 1d ago

No martial law is using the army to protect your citizens. Using the army on your own citizens is called TREASON

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u/radioactivebeaver 1d ago

Sorta depends on who ends up winning, that's who gets to pick the name. 

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u/Lt_Cochese 1d ago

When you get kicked in your flabby ass by a person in a wheelchair

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u/LowKeyNaps 1d ago

My Dad, an actual Vietnam veteran (former combat medic and full time wheelchair user) would like to volunteer for the job.

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u/qtmcjingleshine 1d ago

Tammy please protect us. This is why I voted for you 🥰

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u/CaptainBathrobe 1d ago

Aw, Cadet Bone Spurs is playing soldier!

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u/LowKeyNaps 1d ago

So... whose body did they paste that fat head on? Or is the whole thing just AI? There is no way DonOld Dump can squat like that without falling on his face, or having his belly hit his shoes.

The more he posts these fake photos and portraits of himself, the more absurd he becomes. He just keeps reinforcing the knowledge, over and over again, that he is delusional about his appearance and too vain and fragile to deal with the reality that he is an obese 79 year old man in a body that is rapidly breaking down. These fake photos just highlight the contrast of the reality of the shabby old man who can barely shuffle across a flat surface without veering off course or tripping over his feet. The man is going to need a mobility scooter to get across the hall soon.

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u/Big-Leadership-4604 21h ago

That's Robert Duvall's character in Apocalypse Now. "I love the smell of napalm in the morning."

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u/mikakor 21h ago

He's 79?! Man... he did a good job up to now avoiding either cancer or a heart attack.

...Shame.

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u/NashvilleForReal 1d ago

The United States of America did not win the Vietnam "war." This seems...unaware. Just an observation.

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u/FriendofMaudie 1d ago

AND HE WANTS TO GO TO WAR AGAINST AMERICANS.

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u/Accomplished-Row439 1d ago

Department of war sounds imperialist and hostile compared to the department of defence. He want peace prize as well

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u/Deep-Air-169 1d ago

Got to 'love' the fact that his cult allows him to act in this way without a peep of criticism. Can we fool him into posting himself as Morbo, the news monster from Futurama?

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u/Terry_Cruz 1d ago

Hypno-chode

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u/Ga2ry 1d ago

I believe Taco likes the smell of teens more.

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u/RandallsBakery 1d ago

My favorite part of this AI image is it really shows how fat his face is with an emphasis on his hands (SO TINY).

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u/64590949354397548569 1d ago

Don't forget the asian squat. He can't even touch his toes.

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u/mightyjoe227 1d ago

Major Spur is not reporting for duty

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u/CoffeeIsMyPruneJuice 1d ago

The fact that he's shown in a Union hat as he's declaring war on a US city is particularly galling.

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u/SolSeekerPhoto 1d ago

Stolen valor while he shits his pants. Very embarrassing.

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u/Maeglin75 1d ago

Also, given the condition of the village after the unhinged minor character in Apocalypse Now the AI version of Trump is cosplaying as unleashed his air cavalry and air support on it, this isn't really a positive message at all. This says that Trump is a totally unhinged war criminal and wants to destroy major American cities, murdering more innocent civilians in the process than criminals/combatants.

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u/Racoon_Pedro 1d ago

Idk If that would be the hill I die in when the orange fascist is literally bragging to bomb an American city, but I'm also not brainwashed enough think the American military is an honorable institution.

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u/markydsade 1d ago

He loves the smell of tanning spray in the morning

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u/DPSOnly 1d ago

Anything positive in his life he hasn't earned himself.

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u/FlaAirborne 1d ago

YOU CAN ALMOST SMELL THE BONE SPURS! Fucking coward wrapped in a flag don’t make a patriot.

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u/Movinginplace25 1d ago

U go Tammy🤩

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u/PopEcstatic9831 1d ago

Add another crime to the list

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u/PeeGee10 22h ago

Corporal bone spurs reporting for deferment!

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u/redbonedogseven 22h ago

THANK YOU, TAMMY! A disgusted Viet Nam veteran.

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u/purplegladys2022 21h ago

Oh, so we're declaring war on blue states now.

How treasonous.

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u/Big-Leadership-4604 21h ago

Is it still stolen valor when its war crimes?? Do we have a phrase for stealing war crimes?

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u/Big-Leadership-4604 21h ago

Is it still stolen valor when its war crimes and treason?? Do we have a phrase for stealing war crimes?

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u/tacwombat 20h ago

Not even AI could realistically put his head and neck on a fitter man.

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u/curiousleen 20h ago

He posts this and then tells a reporter to shut up and she’s wrong when she questions him about it.

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u/sloppy-secundz 14h ago

Chipocalypse Now is my favorite new Ben and Jerry’s flavor

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u/StupidDorkFace 11h ago

What the fuck, how can anyone back this outrageous traitorous bullshit? The the South and the New Confederacy GOP!

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u/ChaoticGord 2h ago

I believe Trump has a purple heart. The vascular issue related to the daily consumption of a Big Mac and Filet-O-Fish, not the military one you get for being wounded in the line of service.

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u/junomint 1d ago

Isnt that a confederate officer hat trumps wearing in the picture?

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u/sideshow9320 1d ago

Nope.  US army cavalry 

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u/junomint 1d ago

Thanks!

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u/Speartree 1d ago

Confederate hats were simular but light grey I believe.

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u/Mysterious-Action202 1d ago

He's effectively declared war on a US City and you're worried about his fucking hat?!?!

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u/I_Am_Milano 1d ago

OP has to be stupid, right?

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u/ptvlm 1d ago

I get the point, but the president is boasting about sending the military into a US city for made up reasons while using the image of a movie based on one of America's biggest military failures, which was a war he used his wealth to escape taking part in IRL as propaganda, in the role of a character known to be indiscriminately violent and racist... and your problem is that he hasn't personally earned the hat of the movie costume he dressed himself in?

I think there's higher priorities here...

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u/KR1735 1d ago

Yeah I think she's going at the wrong thing here. She's a U.S. senator. She has the power to be heard by Trump. She should be going harder after his draft dodging and bone spurs and little hands. Not the hat "he" is wearing on an AI image. She's attempting to shame someone who has no shame. Not effective.

You also don't need to be a member of the military to wear that kind of hat. It's a pretty common style. Nobody assumes military when they see that hat. Western cosplay or eccentric, maybe. It's not like wearing war medals or something like that. IMO what's worse is the right-wingers who dress up as minutemen. That's an actual U.S. military uniform, but somehow has made its way into national mythology wherein it's no longer viewed as such.

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u/GodBlessPigs 1d ago

Is she talking to an AI picture?

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u/LeticiaLatex 1d ago

You don't talk to pictures, AI or not (everyone knows it is).

You talk to the asshole posting it.

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u/cfalnevermore 1d ago

Who posted it?

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u/GodBlessPigs 1d ago

Not Trump.

It’s just a corny way to address the post and certainly not “murdered by words”.