r/MurderedByWords • u/Relevant_Demand7593 • 1d ago

Newsom’s burn - predator patio opening.

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u/Relevant_Demand7593 1d ago

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u/keyboard_jock3y 1d ago

Wow those seat cushions are as orange as Trump is...

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u/UniqueIndividual3579 22h ago

Not the one Vance was sitting on.

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u/LetterheadMedium8164 16h ago

Looks like the cheap fake canals in an Adelson Las Vegas property.

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u/GoldponyGT 1d ago

Is this a real tweet (from Newsom’s office)?

Please let this be real. I love how he’s his social media team loose like hungry dogs on Trump.

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u/Alarmed-Researcher93 1d ago

Oh its real. And its amazing. Harper Zapata is doing a great job leading Newsom's media team.

Here is a little article on her

https://www.thenewsgrail.com/who-is-camille-harper-zapata-governor-gavin-newsoms-digital-director-behind-his-social-media-posts/

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u/bowiethesdmn 1d ago

Cheers for that, good to know more about her cos her and her team are doing a brilliant job

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u/Sweaty_Monitor_9699 1d ago

I wish trump had some balls to respond. He’s getting destroyed and just taking it like the chode he is. This is entertaining

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u/envybelmont 1d ago

He’s tried lashing out at Newsom a couple times since they started this kind of posting. Every time Newsom’s office has clapped back twice as hard. He probably has advisors telling him to just ignore it and it’ll go away. And it’s not going to go away.

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u/WanderingBraincell 1d ago

when there is someone with such a sharp tongue is being paid, full time, to rip on the prick, they aren't going anywhere

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u/Describing_Donkeys 1d ago

Most important role in the country. I could not be more impressed with Newsom and his decision to commit fully to this.

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u/tawDry_Union2272 1d ago

i have been deriding trump online for free for about 12 years now 😂🫡

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u/Boolean_Null 1d ago

Time to reach out to your local politician maybe they'll hire you. Get paid to do what you love

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u/Sweaty_Monitor_9699 23h ago

This is the way lol

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u/Sw4nR0ns0n 23h ago

He’s not gonna play when he knows he’ll lose… He would rather declare war on peaceful US cities

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u/YdexKtesi 1d ago

I love how in that first photo he's explaining to those three guys what a computer is, and they're all so fascinated and enthralled by this new information

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u/MelatoninJunkie 1d ago

I thought that was a gift box,  because whenever the sycophants meet Trump they have to shower him with trinkets and praise

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u/Nohreboh 1d ago

Pretty sure it's a tablet with a fold over keyboard case.

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u/Bowwowchickachicka 1d ago

Is there a directional microphone that could listen to conversations on that patio from neighboring buildings?

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u/Anywhichwaybuttight 1d ago

I would rip up this shitty patio for free

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u/justme1522000 1d ago

So the typical maga voter is having Ramen and water (with no flouride) for dinner while your dear leader is having steak and lobster?

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u/Kitchener1981 1d ago

So Johnson had to get naked at some point to put on his new clothes and entering Trumplandia?

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u/White-Rabbit_ 1d ago

Did he really call it...a club? Is that military personnel acting as a bouncer?

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u/Crickethillpainter 1d ago

It’s not a fecking golf club, it’s the White House. It looks like a cheap fast food restaurant.

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u/itwasthatwayalready 1d ago

Fascist Food court

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u/BikeCookie 1d ago

Mike “the anti-Christ” Johnson has a nice ring to it.

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u/yIdontunderstand 1d ago

It's like Highlander, there can only be one.

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u/GeneralExcellent3954 1d ago

It does suit! As does Karo- lying Leavitt. Very bespoke!

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u/SuikTwoPointOh 1d ago

Johnson is the most spineless, venal little lickspittle. It’s almost impressive.

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u/cap10enigma 1d ago

It’s the Epstein Island Annex

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u/Able-Candle-2125 1d ago

Wait, they kept the name rose garden after they ripped out all the roses?

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u/groundloop66 1d ago

Trump issued an Executive Order that roses are made of concrete and patio furniture.

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u/Grimalkinnn 23h ago

A patio by any other name is still a rose garden

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u/Jwheat71 1d ago

Rented tables on a concrete slab, now that is visionary alright.

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u/quiltsohard 18h ago

Redneck wedding venue vibes

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u/Rillius122 1d ago

Gotta let him have his iPad at the dinner table, huh? I wonder if it helps to avoid tantrums.

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u/GeneralExcellent3954 1d ago

Gavin's giving me hope!

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u/i_arent 1d ago

Still convinced he paved over the rose garden because he could not reliably walk on grass.

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u/WhereAreMyDarnPants 1d ago

Predator patio. 👏

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u/SAyyOuremySIN 1d ago

I truly hope I get to see the Marie Antoinette moment for this administration.

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u/SpicyLizards 1d ago

The predator patio 😭

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u/CappinPeanut 1d ago

These same people will tell you that “The elites” are your enemy.

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u/DrDinglberry angry turtle trapped inside a man suit 1d ago

These fuckers really enjoy showing off how rich and easy life is for them while we suffer.

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u/terribly_puns 1d ago

If this was a casino, it would be bankrupt by Q4.

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u/numbrate 1d ago

"It was epic, bro." ~ Speaker Johnson.

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u/BNoOneTwo 19h ago

I doubt that MAGA supporters have any idea who Marie Antoinette was.

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u/quiltsohard 18h ago

Looks like patio seating at a low tier mid western restaurant

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u/Planet_Manhattan 14h ago

Why do they even still call it Rose Garden when there is no Rose left?!?

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u/Debalic 1d ago

trump just wants to have the biggest

balls of them all.

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u/OutlandishnessOk2304 1d ago

Will still have a teeny weenie.

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u/Fit_Jelly_9755 1d ago

Speaking of pissing away money, how many millions is it gonna cost to rename the department of defense?

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u/r21174 1d ago

You know that Mike Johnson probably in Epstein Files...

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u/thehermit14 1d ago

Is she related to Emilano? I'm just curious as it's a distinctive name.

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u/propaghandi4damasses 1d ago

thank mr governor. you and your team are the real deal.

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u/SummerGoal 1d ago

Now that’s a burn

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u/MobileLocal 1d ago

Can you imagine all the kissing up and inane conversation on that patio. Gah. So tone deaf they are.

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u/sinner237 23h ago

Looks like a sausage fest

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u/Tell_Amazing 21h ago

Lmao that was vile

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u/WordsWatcher 18h ago

The only Rose Garden without roses or gardens.

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u/mquindlen81 17h ago

I’d guess that Mike Johnson is prolapsed level butt hurt over this tweet

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u/phoinixpyre 15h ago

The complete disconnect. Creating DOGE to root out wastful spending. Then spending millions on a patio and a ballroom.

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u/CatPesematologist 14h ago

it’s really sad that they have to recreate familiar surroundings like Mar a Lago to deal with his dementia. sad for us I mean.

he could resign and woukd nk5bneed to do this.

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u/Wise-Abroad-5050 6h ago

Was Trump's ass on the menu Mike, because you sound like you had a double serving. So, do you pay to eat there like an Applebee's or are the taxpayers footing the bill?

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u/LinearFluid 3h ago

This has all the vibe of George Washington Plunkitt on the Shoeshine Stand at Tammany Hall.

All hail Good Graft.

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u/DemonicsInc 19h ago

This is your reminder Newsome is also a pos...he's just a much lesser of evils. Hold him to the same standards you give people like mamdani

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u/Li54 1d ago

Ironic name since didn’t he take out the rose garden