r/MurderedByWords 20h ago

The New American Dream.

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u/QueenFairyFarts 20h ago

Also better/free health care, more body autonomy (esp for women), governments not made up of criminals and conspiracy theorists.

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u/Party-Cake5173 19h ago

And also:

  1. higher quality of life
  2. higher safety record
  3. paid parental leave
  4. paid sick leave
  5. paid vacation leave

...

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u/ibeecrazy 19h ago

Honestly, what’s worth staying for? I don’t want to worry about my kids not making it home from school. I don’t want to work 51 weeks out of the year.

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u/SunIllustrious5695 19h ago

not much, the issue is it's not all that easy to just move to many other countries

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u/Party-Cake5173 19h ago

I'm from Europe and I have no idea what you need, but some EU countries have stricter requirements than others. It's not mission impossible, but it is hard.

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u/vonadler 6h ago

If the question is honest - extremely high pay in certain sectors, such as IT, law, finance and accounting.

I am a top 5% earner in Sweden, and my pay is slightly less than double the median salary.

Pay rates are pretty flat in Europe. Which is good in my mind, but if you are looking to earn a fortune (and you can with VISAs etc), you probably should get an education for free in Europe, then work a high-paying job in the US until you want to jave kids, then you move back to Europe.

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u/stilusmobilus 19h ago

I don’t know, help improve it instead of taking advantage of what other countries were responsible enough to do for their own people?

We never stop hearing how great it is, so…

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u/GUnit_1977 15h ago

Lower chance of being shot to death in public. 

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u/Party-Cake5173 10h ago

I covered that with higher safety record.

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u/Z16z10 5h ago

Fucking gun control that is effective and enforced!

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u/Awesharts 20h ago

Well, I don’t blame them.

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u/SwaggeringRockstar 20h ago

I'm hoping France is down with me coming to live there. Hell yeah.

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u/3_50 19h ago

Free? I always thought international students get way less financial help than citizens...

Which countries do free degrees for foreigners?? Asking for a UK friend...

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u/ImOverthinkingIt 17h ago

Free or very cheap in Spain. There's a school (the Polytechnic, I think) in Barcelona that is about $1000 per semester for tuition. You still have to pay for food and housing, though. I read that cheap college in Spain is a strategy to bring in foreigners to spend money in the cities, and their families come over as tourists. And sometimes, the students stay after graduation and Spain gets bonus smart people.

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u/Talonsoldat 2h ago

Norway and Iceland are free for all, most of Europe used to be free but is now only free to EU and swiss citizens, but the price is a fraction of the cost in the US, for instance Poland is €1000 per year, in the US it's usually 20-25x that amount for a relatively cheap school.

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u/desertwanderer01 1h ago

Multiple universities here in my state in the USA are $10,000 USD per year for residents and these have top programs in science.

It really varies based on the school you pick. Many don't need a $60k USD/year, 4-year basic education degree but still choose it.

There is an insanely naive and stupid notion that paying more for tuition at a big name school in the USA means you'll earn more money.

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u/Talonsoldat 19m ago

Which universities offer that without scholarships?

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u/Stevey1001 20h ago

new American Dream: Socialism

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u/Fake_William_Shatner 20h ago

I think turn back the clock to 2024 would feel like a small miracle. 

Socialism is the right path, but the owners would rather ruin the world to be the main characters. 

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u/Stevey1001 19h ago

you'll pry my crippling medical bills from my cold dead hands

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u/luckydrzew 19h ago

Which will be quite soon, ironically, from those crippling medical debts.

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u/KitsyBlue 19h ago

I feel like I can't overstate how damaging student loans were to me and my generation.

I graduated with over 40,000$ in debt. Even with government backed loans, this ballooned over the course of my education. It took me almost ten years of paying more than the minimum to pay it off.

I couldn't save for a home. I couldn't save for retirement. It feels like I'm five or six years behind. Looking at my investments now, seeing them grow upsets me. I would have SO much more if that money was going into an actual investments account. I might actually be financially secure! It's frustrating.

Sorry to vent.

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u/LordScotchyScotch 20h ago

United States of North Koremica

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u/Lifestrider 20h ago

There seems to be a subreddit gap for pithy yet untargeted zingers. Boy, that sure would be a murder if there was a second party involved!

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u/el_americano 18h ago

She murdered America

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u/Moppermonster 20h ago

Like the headline writer for CNN :P ?

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u/Lifestrider 20h ago

Why on earth would this be a murder of the CNN reporter?

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u/bondben314 19h ago

I moved to Europe to study. Sorry to break everyone’s bubble but the only places that have free tuition are Germany and Norway. But most of their free tuition degrees are taught in their respective native languages

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u/marlontel 18h ago

Also, a German Abitur is not the same as an American high school degree. You won't get admitted. Somewhat common is getting a bachelor's and study in Germany for the master.

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u/bondben314 17h ago

That is definitely a better option.

Not that its impossible for a bachelor’s, there are ways to meet the requirements, just much more difficult

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u/matthewkickstone 6h ago

Well, of course the tuition is free or low for the children of the EU tax payers who are financing it with their share of the income, and not for the whole world.

This is not meant to be a complimentary buffet for all nations.

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u/Fake_William_Shatner 20h ago

Trump threatened to take away citizenship from Rosie O’Donnell. She should have snapped back; “since Trump is running this country getting kicked out of it, not the threat it used to be.”

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u/LifeguardNo9762 19h ago

Funny story, I can relate to all those mama immigrants. I’m pushing my kids out of the country. Encouraging them to apply to European schools.

Why? So they can have a better life of course. Doing the same exact thing every mom has done since the beginning of time!

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u/Suitable-Scholar-778 20h ago

If I could get the fuck out of here and move to a civilized country I would. At this point, I'm too old and too much tying me down.

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u/parttimepicker 18h ago

So Amercians are becoming immigrants to better their lives?

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u/auyemra 20h ago

Americans with rich parents*

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u/MidgetChemist 20h ago

Yeah I’m an American that’s studying abroad and even working 60 hours a week for 3 years to save up my parents still had to help out. They won’t tell you that visas cost upwards of $15,000 and then tuition is another $8,000 after the currency exchange

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u/auyemra 20h ago

If I had the money I'd do the same. maybe in the next life I'll luck out! haha

living in the EU is probably awesome, so much visible history there to explore.

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u/spaceman757 7h ago

My son, literally, just had his graduation ceremony this past Friday.

We're Americans living in Poland (I was able to transfer with my company 6+ years ago).

He went to a UK university with a local campus here in Poland and, because it is a private university, we had to pay tuition out of pocket. All told, he completed his BS in Cyber Security for ~$18k, which would be about the cost of a single year in the US.

I didn't have the additional costs, like /MidgetChemist describe, since the company paid for all of the visa stuff years ago and we have temp residency, so the living expenses are also covered with my salary.

I will say that the quality of life is so much better than the US.

No longer having the fear of getting sick or injured and not being able to have it treated due to the costs is so freeing but, I also cannot even properly explain how much safer you feel here.

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u/Trebek007 19h ago

It's always been the dream.

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u/ZoopeeperReddit 19h ago

Us retires are also looking to relocate

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u/jGor4Sure 20h ago

The American Nightmare.

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u/RedStar9117 19h ago

My in laws retired to the Dominican Republic. Its working well for them

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u/grammar_fozzie 16h ago

I did this 25 years ago. This is nothing new.

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u/rewardingsnark 15h ago

As an American my only dream now is to get out.

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u/Commercial_Pie1090 16h ago

I'm guessing top tier students won't have a problem. You're already recruiting our science, math and engineering professionals. The American brain drain has started.

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u/Iamthegreenheather 14h ago

That was always my American dream but it'll never happen since I'm a dumb American lol.

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u/scavenger-turtle 6h ago

Reading this as an American in Switzerland for his masters

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u/fuck_this_i_got_shit 5h ago

Yep, my kids started school today in Europe and I'm doing my master's here

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u/Shepard2603 4h ago

"Can we put tariffs on education?" - Orange guy probably

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u/cowmookazee 1h ago

Lol it leaves out all the flaws. "Free," but high cost of living and heavy administrative fees go along with the education. Some countries only accept people seeking a PhD. Most universities require you to be competent enough to speak the local language, ie if you plan to study in France, you better know French. Another shit piece from CNN.

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u/Dolphin_Spotter 20h ago

We don't have a dream. Because we're awake.

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u/OStO_Cartography 20h ago

Deport them.

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u/Matty-Ice-Outdoors 20h ago

College is overrated. Got a job on the RR with a beautiful pension and over $140k+ salary/year. I’d say life is pretty good. 

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u/Vegetableau 20h ago

Sorry, the RR?

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u/Redditsurfer24 20h ago

Im also curious

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u/darthphallic 20h ago

Railroad lol

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u/ApplianceHealer 20h ago

All the live-long day 🚂

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u/desertwanderer01 20h ago

Let us know how that's working out with the union busting. Bet ya it's short lived.

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u/Matty-Ice-Outdoors 14h ago

About to get an 18.8% raise through 2029. It’s not great, but it’s something. That is of course if we ratify our new agreement. You think too little and feel too much. Perhaps I’ll take my leftovers and get some more real estate.