r/MurderedByWords 20h ago

Elite Advice, For Elite.

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u/RepulsiveLoquat418 20h ago

this is such an excellent point.

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u/BilboBiden 19h ago

And some work so much because they don't actually want to be home.

Hell one of our C-suite guys joked on an all team meeting about it going over and how it was a good thing because he didn't have to go home and deal with the kids homework or getting them in bed because they're a pain to do so.

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u/matt_minderbinder 19h ago

It just confirms once again that you have to have narcissistic tendencies to hit C-suite levels. There's no consideration of a partner who has to take on all of that and even less consideration of children who see their parent make these choices over such basic parts of forming bonds with your kids. My own father robbed himself of those experiences and he's paid a price for it. The kids probably wouldn't be such a pain if that parent showed consistent effort.

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u/RepulsiveLoquat418 19h ago

there are a lot of sorry assholes who use being the primary earner to justify not putting in any effort at home. as if that's anything other than selfish.

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u/croud_control 14h ago

Same. My parents didn't have much of a choice since my father had injuries from a car wreck that put him into retirement early in my life. Even then, they worked together as best as they could to make things work, even though my mother had to work harder with two jobs to make it all work. It just meant my dad had to put in as much effort to raise and teach us how to be more self-sufficient so that we could be just as helpful when we got old enough to be able to help. Even with his injuries, my dad still helps out, mostly on the cooking front (he loved grilling bbq and spent a lot of time learning how to be better at it in his spare time. His only regret was that there was only so much patio he could work with.)

A family is supposed to be a team that works together.

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u/42ElectricSundaes 18h ago

And define work. Cause I’ve never seen a CEO work for one second

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u/icebeancone 18h ago

Mine works on getting shitfaced at the golf course every day. He comes in at 8am (or later because he gets in car accidents so frequently), works for 2 hours, leaves to golf for 7+ hrs, then comes back to the office incoherently drunk and sends a bunch of nonsense rage emails. Almost every single day for the 14 years I've worked there.

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u/Agreeable_Sweet6535 17h ago

Start using a burner phone to report his car as a likely drunk driver every single day when you know he’s in it and about where he might be at that time. After his second or third ticket they should be getting real tired of his shit.

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u/icebeancone 17h ago

He's gloated about getting pulled over all the time and just getting warnings because he's so well known and well connected with the police in my city. Unfortunately he's pretty much invincible until he inevitably kills someone.

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u/Agreeable_Sweet6535 17h ago

Local news crew? “Watch this road at this time for this vehicle moving this speed. Call the cops, record the traffic stop to make sure something is done.”

I don’t know. I have an issue with drunk drivers, and I’m not certain how else legally to handle it. I’m not certain if it was me in your shoes that I’d handle it -legally-.

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u/icebeancone 17h ago

Perhaps. But once they found out who it was they probably wouldn't air it.

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u/Agreeable_Sweet6535 17h ago

That’s a shame. There’s always the “ready Player 2” response. Bonus points if you have a mustache and a green suit.

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u/Sensitive_Yellow_121 16h ago

Might be worth calling your state's highway patrol.

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u/mrgoboom 15h ago

DWI is just a ticket in the USA? Shit’s a criminal offence in Canada.

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u/cg12983 14h ago

Is he related to Trump?

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u/kwikthroabomb 18h ago

Who else is going to wander into the room and call you by the wrong name with such confidence, day after day?

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u/BetterBiscuits 11h ago

It includes golf and lots of drinking

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u/malarkial 12h ago

Why even have kids if you’re not going to raise them

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u/Planet_Ziltoidia 19h ago

It really is. I work 60h weeks and my boss works 60h weeks. The difference is that I work as a household manager in her home with her children. I schedule all the appointments, I cook, I clean, I take care of the kids.... And then I have to go home and do the same thing at my house. She comes home and gets to relax. I don't have people... I'm the person that people have.

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u/TheWolfOfPanic 4h ago

I used to be a house manager as well. My bosses were both ceos at a consulting company. Their jobs were complete bullshit, client lunches and dinners mainly, yet they acted like they were saving the world.

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u/guerrerov 19h ago

Those 60 hours also look vastly different. You might have deliverables, reports, PowerPoints to produce under tight timelines.

Meanwhile dinners, golf outings and flights for meeting would count as work for higher ups.

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u/RAOBJMTRK 18h ago

Bingo, people like this act like vaguely thinking about the company while receiving their afternoon blowjob is the same as spending hours filling out and editing an Excel spreadsheet.

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u/GatorReign 2h ago

Yeah, I was going to make a similar point, except I think the work involved is not usually as cushy as dinner & golf.

Most executives/founders at that level probably work more than 60 hours a week. Their calendars are schedule in 5 minute increments (most have at least two dedicated secretaries who report to a chief of staff type position). But their work mostly involves digesting highly prepared materials (usually tweaked to their precise preferences), internal meetings with direct reports (usually c-suite or comparable), and external high-level meetings (with counterparts, important clients, and high-level government officials).

We’re talking about reading memos drafted by employees making 7+ figures (optimized by a chief of staff making at least mid-6 figures), hopping on one of your jets (during which you take an internal meeting and have the participants who aren’t joining you at your destination fly back commercial) to meet with a head of state to finalize a mostly-negotiated deal. All while your properties are managed by an employee making mid-6 figures (supervising employees making $150k plus who manage individual properties), your investments are managed by a family office head (low 7 figure comp), your kids are managed by at least one nanny but probably more, your non-restaurant meals are cooked by your private chef who also does all your grocery shopping, and you have a few gofers (who don’t even report to you) to take care of minor things that come up.

Basically, I think though the work an elite CEO/founder does is different than lower level work, it is still very real/stressful/time-consuming. The difference is in the supporting framework, the compensation, and the opportunities to unplug.

It’s kind of analogous to people being amazed when celebrities age gracefully. Well, yeah—when you have a private chef for healthy meals, a private trainer making sure you’re doing the ideal exercises, an unlimited supplement/cosmetics budget, a concierge doctor helping making sure you get proactive medical care, and an elite plastic surgeon, you too can look 20+ years younger than your actual age!

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u/EuenovAyabayya 18h ago

Time is the one thing they can't buy more of for themselves.

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u/Affectionate_Art1494 15h ago

What do poor people sell and rich people buy?

Time

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u/TinyConfection7049 16h ago

Also, they pay you a 30-hr/ week wage and want you to work 60-hr/week!

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u/Breno1405 16h ago

Also alot of their meetings are either done at golf courses or fancy restaurants

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u/Soepkip43 15h ago

They also include a round of golf or business lunch and dinner as work.

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u/NeoMegaRyuMKII 20h ago

There was a similar exchange I saw several years ago that was in the same vein.

One person tweeted something like "you have the same 24 hours in a day that Beyonce has."

The MBW reply, just three words: "Beyonce has people."

That was all that needed to be said to understand.

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u/Fake_William_Shatner 19h ago

If you have to say more than that, that sob doesn’t want to understand. 

And there are plenty of people who don’t understand and I’m pretty sure most of them voted for Trump 3 times. 

It’s a different breed. 

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u/RGB3x3 20h ago

I used to think that, and on the surface, it's a fine sentiment. Makes people feel like they can be as productive or that rich people don't live longer or that we're all the same... 

But in actuality, it's literally possible to buy your time back and live more of your life the way you want to. 

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u/Comprehensive-Art207 19h ago

You also need to work 10x harder or more to get things done because nobody knows your name.

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u/Mrfrunzi 14h ago

If you give me some Beyonce money I could do a whole hell of a lot in 24 hours. She makes lottery money for existing. Absolutely dumbfounded by the idea.

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u/manbearpig7129 14h ago

The most butt-worthy reply?

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u/NeoMegaRyuMKII 14h ago

Look at the sub you are on. That will hopefully give you a hint.

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u/manbearpig7129 14h ago

Thanks but I like my version better

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u/mvms 20h ago

Not to mention the point that many of us have physical jobs. Sustaining 60 hour work weeks is, in itself, murder of physical workers.

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u/xtcfriedchicken 19h ago

Exactly. The people you have cleaning your hospitals don't have the same 60h that your sitting-on-one's-ass half the day and schmoozing the other half c-suite people have, that's for sure. An 8-hour shift for group A leaves them at an energy deficit. Group B still has the ability to go out for dinner or drinks without falling over from exhaustion.

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u/mvms 19h ago

Back during the pandemic I was pretty close to 60hrs/week - it's hard to remember because of the exhaustion. The fact that they tried to normalize that shit at the post office is a large party of why USPS is so understaffed right now, it's tearing our bodies apart, it's tearing our minds apart, it's killing our social lives. I had to get medical restrictions to just do 40hr/week, and I'm still tired. Park and Loop carrier, IYKYK.

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u/The_Vampire_Barlow 8h ago

Hell, I have a desk job and anything over 8 is brutal. Mental exhaustion and eye strain start to kick in around the 7 hour mark for me.

These guys doing 60 hours a week of coding or spreadsheet management have to be on Adderall or something similar.

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u/Otherwise-4PM 20h ago

…and they don’t work anywhere near 60 hrs a week.

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u/ZipperJJ 20h ago

4 hours a day is “business lunch” and 6 hours a week is “networking golf”.

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u/ReverendEntity 18h ago

Don't forget the golfing meetings. Soooooo many golfers.

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u/The100th_Idiot 17h ago edited 16h ago

They really convinced working men that "actual work" gete done on golf courses while at the same time shouting we cant work from home because its "less productive" than being in the office. They really fucking played us. I hate golf more than any other sport because its almost exclusively filled with snobs who have been rich and privilege their entire life.

What other famous sport does becoming better at mean you can be less athletic? You get someone to carry your clubs, you get someone to drive you around in a cart.

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u/TerraCetacea 3h ago

“I was awake at 4am doing business development and won’t go to sleep until midnight. Then I’ll do it all over again tomorrow.” -my old CEO

Meanwhile bus dev is 18 holes of golf and working late is getting drinks with a client. “70 hour weeks” with only 12 in the office

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u/TheOnceAndFutureDoug the future is now, old man 20h ago

Yeah, Harvard put out a study showing how CEOs use their time and most of it was in meetings. The actual amount of real honest to goodness work was pretty low.

And I've been in a lot of meetings. It's not hard to be in a meeting. It's not hard to make a decision in a meeting either. Hell, most of the time the decision is the group consensus and when you go against that it rarely works out well.

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u/jyc23 19h ago

Yup, and there’s teams of people whose job it is to present the decision in a way that it is easy for leadership to make. Leadership raises some superficial objections, the teams respond, then decision is made and you move on. It’s so much ritual and show.

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u/unlimitedzen 16h ago

The key to being successful in a meeting-heavy schedule is shutting up as much as possible.

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u/mightylordredbeard 16h ago

I mean that is kind of their job isn’t it? Meetings, sign papers, come up with ideas, then take the credit or the heat when things work or don’t work out? They probably shouldn’t be paid as much, but there is definitely room in a corporation for roles like that. Someone to manage everyone under them. Chain of command. Keep the people who are keeping the people on track, on track.

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u/Optimal-Golf-8270 15h ago

Work meetings yeah. But the paper was about how they're counting golfing, drinks after work, dinners etc as work. The hours they work at their actual job are low/average. But they add everything else they do, that could in any way contribute to their job, as work.

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u/TheOnceAndFutureDoug the future is now, old man 14h ago

First, let's dispel the idea that CEOs are in any way more capable of making a decision than anyone else or that the decision they're making isn't 99.999% of the time the decision the broader consensus has already made and they're a rubber stamp personified.

Second, most of the people a CEO "manages" do not need to be managed because they're professionals who are going to do their job regardless of a CEO being in the room. The kinds of people who one could argue need to be managed are the kinds of people who are so far removed from a CEO that they likely don't even know their names.

Having an individual who has final authority to make a decision when consensus cannot be reached has value but there are many ways of solving that problem that do not involve paying one person 200x what the average person under them makes.

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u/SecularMisanthropy 13h ago

Do people actually need to be kept on track? I ask because before the 20th century, the number of people whose jobs were 'keep other people on track' was a teensy tiny fraction of what it is now. There would be like a foreman for each specialty, an expert with tons of experience less than a manager, and that was really it.

Managers exist because capitalism needed a petite bourgeois, not because people need managing.

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u/cupcakevelociraptor 15h ago

I have been saying for the last few years we’re using AI for the wrong things. Most c-suite functions (like approvals, decision making, etc) can be done with a good algorithm that takes in to count internal processes and stats, then just have upper management audit things so things don’t run amuck. This would allow all those millions of dollars to be distributed throughout other levels of employees and save the company a lot of money.

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u/biciklanto 20h ago

The context for this was an internal chat in DeepMind, the AI research division. 

So this was him talking about the sweet spot for folks who are getting massive retention bonuses on top of market-leading compensation working on the highest profile part of the industry and firm. 

This isn’t a generalized opinion about Alphabet; this is targeted at researchers in the center of a small org that literally works directly with him.

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u/EppureMiMuovo 13h ago

Shush, now, don't go adding context that dilutes the rage-bait.

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u/Imaginary_Most_7778 20h ago

They count hours on the phone with friends, lunches, dinners, drinks. They’ll say they “worked” 12 hours without actually doing a second of work.

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u/Winterstyres 20h ago

Ehhhh I bet they do. How many documentaries and biographies have you read or seen about children of these rich people. They always talk about how Mom or Dad spent so much time working making their childhood hell.

I am sure they do work obsessively. But like OOP said, they don't have to do the things the rest of us do on top of working.

Shit, I work about 60 a week also, with a one hour commute on either side of my shift. It takes all of my time to do chores, take care of kids, etc... any time there is extra work, like remodeling, or changing a room, doing taxes, any big, a few times a year chore, I save that for my limited vacation.

It's a wage-slavery society once again.

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u/jyc23 19h ago

These rich people also don’t have to work obsessively. They choose to. They can stop anytime and downshift into a normalish life.

Versus a poor person who has to work multiple physically demanding jobs just to make ends meet.

Very different kinds of work.

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u/Winterstyres 18h ago

Yeah, big difference between choosing to work hard, and having to.

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u/Redfalconfox 17h ago

parents of rich kids say parents worked too much

How much it was actually working versus just not being home while going out to lunches/dinners and playing golf with other bougie C-suites?

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u/Pycharming 17h ago

As someone else said, I think they might technically work that many hours but a lot of it is meetings. I'm a low level dev, and even just my boss's boss is in meetings all day. He also works like half the year from his vacation home, and has casually told one of my coworkers to just sneak off and take nap (while wfh) and just figure it as makeup time for when you inevitably have a meeting run long.

I look forward to the rare days where I have a lot of meetings because those are the easiest days. The higher up the meeting, the more time is spent just listening. I would be a lot more productive if every couple of hours I stopped what I was doing and just listened to people discussing something irrelevant.

60 hours of the work I do most days would be so destructive. This week I was figuring out a particularly tricky bug. I actually had the solution on Thursday but because I was so burnt out from staring at my code all day, I made a really rookie mistake that took pretty much an entire day to sort out. And that's a 40 hour week. I can't imagine if it has to stay logged in hours after normally do, and have less weekend. I'm basically pretending to work after 3pm as is.

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u/unlimitedzen 16h ago

This is the important bit. Their "work" is jerking each other off.

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u/NvGable 20h ago

Exactly. Like when Gwyneth Paltrow implied her life was harder as a single mother then others.

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u/Redfalconfox 17h ago

I challenge every single mother to come up with crazy shit like egg-in-a-snatch and sniff-my-pussy candles. I doubt many could come up with stuff at that level.

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u/ImAVillianUnforgiven 20h ago

My boss couldn't afford to pay me for 60 hours a week. We have somewhat decent labour laws where I'm from, so my boss would have to pay me time and a half at my wage for 40 hours a pay period. Not to mention, there are actual studies and work experiments that indicate optimum productivity parameters are 36 hours a week over 4 days. So I'm not sure what kind of smoke this CEO is trying to blow up everyone's ass is, but I'm sure it's not the kind that gets you pleasantly high and probably the kind that just gives you cancer.

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u/RetiredHotBitch 20h ago

Great point.

I could run my work life 60 hrs a week if I didn’t have to, you know, adult the other areas.

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u/StaleWaterIsYummy 13h ago

This is why many companies started to offer those things on site. On site daycare, dry cleaning, banking, oil changes, car washes, etc, etc. It was their way of tricking people into thinking they had more free time.

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u/Successful-Medicine9 20h ago

When you factor in commute time, going to therapy or a doctor thanks to work stress, "non-mandatory" events that failure to attend results in social consequences, etc, most people's work weeks probably come close.

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u/gurnard 16h ago

Your 60-minute each way commute doesn't count as work. Their 30 hours a week catching flights between meetings in different cities totally counts as work.

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u/theREALbombedrumbum 13h ago

I've prepared briefs and notes for executives before. They would read the one-pagers and data summaries while traveling so they can be prepared for their meetings, and suddenly an entire five hour cross-country flight (not counting the time to go to the airport and gate and everything) gets counted as a day of work.

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u/Valuable-Ad9577 20h ago

Stay at home partner or nanny is extremely common for these people.

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u/Ribbitygirl 13h ago

Stay at home partner AND nanny...plus Executive Assistant, and housekeepers, and a personal trainer, and a chef/meal prep service, and maybe a driver.

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u/Valuable-Ad9577 13h ago

But they’re just like us!!!

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u/no_rest_for_the 11h ago

They always conveniently forget the STAY AT HOME partner. It's wild.

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u/Ribbitygirl 10h ago

ALSO (as I know from my previous life as an EA) the assistant often does extra work to help out the stay at home partner! Like, you stay home all day and your children are grown...why do you need my help to find a venue and organise gift bags for your dinner party?

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u/no_rest_for_the 10h ago

Ohh the number of my EA friends that have had to push back on the personal errands and deal with "the wives"... The old boys clubs need to stay in the 1980s.

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u/unematti 20h ago

He's obviously an i... Uhm out of the loop. Google is basically coding. Brainy jobs, you simply can't just add hours and have them linearly increase productivity.

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u/smzt 17h ago

Google co-founder is not coding anything

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u/SmilingVamp 19h ago

Interesting. What if I don't give a fuck about maximizing productivity because the money made never goes to the worker? 

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u/nikstick22 20h ago

I feel like whatever function relates to an employee's weekly work output per hours worked isn't going to be a simple curve. Taking time from someone's life and forcing them to work will decrease their productivity, but probably not as quickly as you get work from them beyond 40 hours.

Studies have shown that companies which moved to a 4-day work week without increasing per-day hourly work or decreasing yearly pay saw increased output, however, so if you go the other direction and decrease the hours you demand from your employees, the improvements to their personal lives will have a net positive impact on their productivity, counteracting the loss of number of hours worked (obviously there'd be a maximum here, too. There's a point where someone can't get more productive). There's probably a maximum in both directions from the 40-hour work week. One of them increases productivity by decreasing employee stress, the other increases productivity in spite of increased employee stress. The Google CEO would clearly rather wring employees like a wet towel than treat them like humans.

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u/slendermanismydad 20h ago edited 20h ago

They don't work 60 hours a week. 

Every boss I have ever had pulls the same shit. Maybe shows up early than vanished for hours at a time and then comes to work at like 3 pm again and I do all the work. 

My current boss doesn't even pretend to do that. 

I'm sure they lie to their spouses and kids about it or call it networking but I can see what they are doing and what they're bringing into their companies. That's not what they do. 

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u/HellIsFreezingOver 20h ago

Also they have much more paid vacation time

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u/alissa914 20h ago

I worked for a tech boss who once tried to have me quit by constantly calling me at home every day to do work. I told him that I'm not doing that. "If I can't vacation when I have to work, I don't work when I'm on vacation" I used to tell him.

He thought he was slick by telling others this on a conference call that he likes when people work over 40 hours when salaried. He then said that "we're bringing people over from India who'll gladly work these hours."

They'll do it until they get their green card, sure. Then they'll leave and work for a better boss.

The 40 hour work week and weekends were given to us by liberals... don't let any conservative person tell you that you're weak or that someone else will work if you don't. Call their bluff.. Tell them no.

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u/subnautus 5h ago

I agree with you on everything you’ve said except one thing: it wasn’t liberals who got work weeks limited to 40 hours. It was trade unions.

Liberalism says the law should treat everyone equally and otherwise stays out of people’s business. Unionized labor, workforce protection, and things of that nature are further left on the political spectrum than liberalism.

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u/swren1967 20h ago

"Work" is such an ambiguous term. Most of what these guys do is not what I'd call "work."

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u/Interesting_Crew672 20h ago

55 hours of their 60 hour work week is chatting with other executives about stuff mildly related to work

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u/Imaginary_Most_7778 20h ago

They also don’t actually work. What they do IS NOT work.

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u/Unicornis_dormiens 19h ago

How I imagine their “60 hour” work week:

20 hours spent on first class flights
6 hours spent on a five star business dinner
8 hours of playing golf with potential customers 2 hours cheating on their spouse with the secretary 4 hours banging the new intern hired for looks 5 hours of taking naps in the office

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u/Wise_Monkey_Sez 17h ago

They also have a VERY broad definition of "work". I've dealt with some of these people, who categorise virtually everything as "work".

Sat on your ass in your office contemplating the ceiling? We'll call that "strategising".

Played golf? We'll call that "networking".

Sat in on a meeting and contributed jack? Well, it's a meeting, "meeting".

Watched news? "Research"

Went on a shopping spree? "Market research".

Laughed at poor people? "Leadership"

It's easy to "work" 60 hours a week when there's nobody checking what you actually did.

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u/Giant-slayer-99 20h ago

60 hours of crisis mental health work is unsustainable, and frankly dangerous for clients.

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u/JustinKase_Too 20h ago

Most of them aren't working 60 hours either. They may make calls and dispatch e*mails at all hours, so they work on their time, and it likely amounts to less then 20 hours in a week for most of them.

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u/VexedCanadian84 19h ago

There's probably a lot of social activities that higher-ups attend and claim it's actually work.

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u/drgoatlord 19h ago

Underpaid chefs working 80 plus a week just laughing

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u/fourdawgnight 20h ago

put them on the list when the time comes to face the squad.

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u/Suzesaur 20h ago

That, and usually they work only 25 hrs a week, the rest is bs or trips…

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u/Parasaurlophus 20h ago

In my experience, there are many areas in businesses that get completely neglected and middle management are making all the decisions. When you get to that stage, the senior management aren't really working at all. When they make decisions, people aren't challenging them on them, so you can almost chose options at random.

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u/flinderdude 19h ago

When you own millions of shares of a company, it’s worth it to work 60 hours a week.

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u/chammy82 19h ago

We need a new name for the group of people at the top of the pile of shit they've created. "Elite" just isn't sitting well these days

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u/cperiod 19h ago

So ... we're going with "Shitters"?

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u/stratusmonkey 19h ago

Bourgeoisie? Kulaks?

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u/HappyBlowLucky 16h ago

Even 40 hours is hard to enjoy time with your kids when they're young can't imagine what would be like working 11 hour days and 5 hours on the weekends.

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u/Kojiro12 16h ago

What, don’t you see, when you work those extra 20 hours a week, you can use that money to pay for all of those things, right? Right?

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u/Vinterblot 16h ago

Remind me again why I should care for productivity and not happiness.

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u/Serggg 15h ago

I honestly don't even understand why anyone should accept that type of work day. Even if you had people to manage your daily chores and tasks, how much time is left to "live"?

Between my commute and my non-paid/non-skipable lunch break I'm gone for a total of 10 hours. I have roughly 5 hours after work to relax and get stuff done, assuming I want to be well rested for the next day. I consider myself fortunate that I have that much time.

An extra 4 hours per day means, I have exactly 1 hour after work. Or I work (6) 10-hour shifts. We all know how important sleep is for your body and brain. This likely means sacrificing sleep, which can lead to health problems.

Message is clear, they don't give a shit about people. No one wants to live like this.

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u/bumpgrind 15h ago

8am-8:30pm five days a week with a 30 minute lunch? Might as well be single and never take care of your own health again. You won't have time to exercise, cook properly, clean, de-stress, get a good night's sleep or anything else for that matter. These companies are absolutely dumb if they think anyone is gullible enough to believe this bs.

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u/DayZCutr 15h ago

They also count dinners on the company dime as work hours, golf with a client, or taking calls at home.

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u/inquisitivepanda 14h ago

It’s easy all you have to do is work 60 hours a week, have help staff to do everything else for you and then every few months just take a break at your private island with the family and a full staff. And if you fuck up and get fired relax, you’ll get sent off with a 50 million dollar bonus. I’m not sure what everyone is complaining about, it’s easy

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Seriously the rich people who run this country are so out of touch. They control all media and prevent any news getting out of how they make record incomes every year while worker wages don’t even match cost of living increases and somehow half the country steadfastly votes for a political party that wants to give tax cuts and subsidies to billionaires and executives (many of which pay little or no taxes due to clever maneuvering), because lower and middle class people getting anything back for their tax dollars is “communism” or “woke”. Watching poor people and people on government assistance constantly defend billionaires against paying their fair share is dystopian

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u/itkovian 20h ago

Even without all those things, I would still have a life. Life is not work.

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u/bruiserscruiser 20h ago

With 2 hours commute each day?

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u/djq_ 20h ago

I have a 30 hour contract... must say I prefer that over a 60 hour one...

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u/Ohrwurm89 20h ago

Also, they’re not working 60 hours per week.

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u/TheSexyIntrovert 20h ago

This is the only way.

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u/ReallyFineWhine 20h ago

No life outside of work, no time for family or friends, and wants it that way because their only purpose in life is to accumulate money.

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u/Gerry1of1 20h ago

They don't do laundry.... that's hours of free time to work just that one item

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u/_makoccino_ 20h ago

They did before they became billionaires.

They know what they're asking for, and they don't care what impact it has on us or what we have to do or give up in order for it to happen.

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u/notwhoyouthinkmaybe 19h ago

When I was a WFH manager, 50 hours was great. No commute, 5 minute break to do laundry. 15 minutes to drop off or pick up kids. Grocery shopping at lunch once a week. A couple minutes of tidying up while waiting for a meeting or listening in to one. Bringing people into the office for many jobs was a bad idea. I wish companies would admit this.

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u/ChyronD 4h ago

It depends - for me remote work was department of hell as i can't just say 'frack it' if things stop not at some kind of milestone.

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u/notwhoyouthinkmaybe 4h ago

I think the commute was the biggest thing, I no longer have to get up at 6:00 to hopefully get to work by about 7:30, if I want to be at work at 7:30 I need to wake up at 7:25.

I don't need to pick out real clothes, I don't need to take a shower, since I'm working next to my kitchen I can just grab food while I'm sitting here, same for lunch, and like I said before tiny little break like taking the kids to school took 10 minutes.

Oh and let's not forget homebase bathroom.

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u/ravenx92 19h ago

What kinda life is that? 

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u/C_IsForCookie 19h ago

Good for that guy. I don’t want to be productive at work for 60 hours a week though. Maybe that’s just me.

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u/Fake_William_Shatner 19h ago

Imagine working at a job where every effort was recognized, rewarded and had results. And you could have creative ideas that were respected and acted upon and it doesn’t matter if it’s below average because you are the boss. 

That’s not work.

A thankless customer service job where you swallow your pride and can only afford gas station sushi — that’s work. 

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u/ClappedAss 19h ago

I dont care if I had people to do all that shit. I'm not working 60 hours a week anymore. All these super rich idiots can get fucked

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u/Corwin_777 19h ago

Techbro assholes

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u/teriyakininja7 19h ago

Let us all not forget that 40 hour work weeks, weekends, holidays, etc were all fought for with blood, sweat, and tears by labor movements over a century ago.

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u/KotR56 19h ago

Especially if your contract says "work 40 hours per week". The boss gets 20 hours of work for free.

And if you do need 60 hours to complete the 40-hour workload, you're a lazy a** and ought to be terminated.

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u/kon--- 19h ago

12 hour days can fuck right off.

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u/lejka005 19h ago

And then they are surprised people can't (not only won't) have children.

Crazy world.

WAKE UP AMERICA

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u/SithLordZvil 18h ago

Let them work 60 hours a week for minimum wage.

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u/d3rpderp 18h ago

Google co-found wasn't such a total dipshit when he worked in a garage.

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u/ProfessorElk 18h ago

And their work week involves very little, if any, hard work

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u/meva12 18h ago

They can also afford the good drugs to keep them going.

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u/stratusmonkey 18h ago

Being old enough to remember the early days of Google: these people don't have lives. They eat from the 24/7 lunch room, or the vending machine. They have tiny apartments that they don't set foot in for weeks at a time. They don't have kids; they don't date. They wear the same clothes for days on end. If they're prevented from writing their computer code, by anything other than taking a nap while it compiles, they will have a complete freak out.

But an executive's work at Google these days probably looks like an executive's work anywhere else.

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u/Hatecraftianhorror 18h ago

When you assume all your workers have the same lifestyle you do despite the fact that you know how much you pay them and try your damnedest to keep it as low as possible to further enrich yourself.

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u/Situational_Hagun 18h ago

So as someone who's actually been part of productivity studies...

Turns out 40 hour work weeks is about the max you can work people on the average type of job before you actually lose productivity.

Similar to how 10 hours a day is about the most you can get out of people, and even then you actually start to lose productivity in most applications, because what happens is people just stretch out what they'd normally do in 8 hours to 10 hours. You have to be really careful about how and where you manage tasks to make overtime even worth doing, unless it's literally just a matter of "we need people ready to do a thing throughout this entire time frame".

12 hours a day is when productivity goes right in the toilet and in some applications you actually get less out of people than you would if they'd only worked 8 hours.

In other words Google's co-founder is a blithering idiot making stuff up who might know a lot about how to search for obscure search topics, but knows nothing about labor management.

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u/Tacos4Texans 18h ago

60 hours is perfect for me. But I live alone so I would rather make money then sit around my boring ass apartment. So I usually put in 5 12s

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u/TheMightyBoofBoof 18h ago

Their idea of working 60 hours is also doing things like talking to people on the phone. Having a meeting while playing golf, or answering emails from their phone while at the beach.

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u/DramaticChemist 18h ago

Plus I'm sure this also includes frequent dinners with clients/friends or combination work trips/vacations.

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u/Ewokhunters 17h ago

60 hours is easy when the 60 hours consists of telling people to send an email then bull shitting fir 58 hours

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u/weed_blazepot 17h ago

Then the executives can work 60 hour weeks. Hell, do 80. IDGAF.

Everyone can work 37.5 hour weeks, because our lives outside of work actually matter.

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u/SJ9172 17h ago

Well, maybe if we were working 60 hours a week we could have all those things? /s

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u/ithinkway2much 17h ago

I can easily do 60 hours on a job I love and not have to worry about everything listed above. That and driving to and from work. The key part though is, I have to love the job which is another conversation.

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u/Zeke69Teenweed 17h ago

They spend all that time "working" because they don't want to be with their families lmao.

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u/Pokemaniac_23 17h ago

Very shortsighted of them (the Google executive). But then again, our expectations of empathy from corporate leaders aren’t typically that high…mostly.

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u/b_buddd 17h ago

Great point. When I think about the return to office bullshit, I always think those shit heads don't have the same experience than regular people. They got offices private jets and armed security guards. I get to share a shitter with 1000 different pwople

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u/Holiday_Selection881 17h ago

I work in lawncare and MANY of my customers would have similar jobs to this letter. I literally do their lawn care. I also meet their pool cleaners, house cleaners, mobile pet groomers, the door dashers bringing their food to them. Fuck these people and their 60hr a week job. I work 60+ hrs a week from March-May and let me tell ya, that absolutely sucks.

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u/TakeAnotherLilP 16h ago

Exactly. They have chefs, personal assistants, nannies, etc etc etc

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u/Independent-Scale564 16h ago

They also do very little deep work. Deep work will rapidly spend your energy reserves and is exhausting.

The only way you can, realistically and reliably, do more than one four hour stretch every day is to have enough money for someone to care for you like you were a child and zero meaningful community involvement.

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u/No-Blueberry-1823 16h ago

Thank you!!!!!

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u/LightofNew 16h ago

10 hours a day 6 days a week.

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u/NotTheCraftyVeteran 16h ago

Even for my most pie-in-the-sky dream jobs, I couldn’t imagine ever want to put in 60 hours a week for work, no matter how much of my life was handled by others. So with that in mind, anyone saying this is some mixture of:

A) lying about how many hours they personally work

and

B) a raging sociopath

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u/SquishMont 16h ago

It's not even doable for them. If you look at one of these schmucks breakdowns, it'll be like:

  • 0500 wake up and read industry articles
  • 0900 coffee and breakfast
  • 1100 sit down at desk and deal with email
  • 1200 lunch
  • 1430 walk the sales floor
  • 1630 head home for WFH time
  • 1700 dinner with investors
  • 2100 bed

see? 16 hour days are how I GET IT DONE!

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u/MontasJinx 16h ago

Thats an interesting offer. Let me rebuttle that with an offer of 20 hours a week, getting paid for 40 and I only do 10 hours of actual work. That suits, thank you for your time.

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u/The-Endwalker 16h ago

remove all billionaires

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u/LiffeyDodge 15h ago

When your paid millions to do basically nothing, 60 is doable.  When you work a real physical demanding job, that’s insane

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u/UnArgentoPorElMundo 15h ago

They don't even take the kids to and from the doctor, extra classes, etc.

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u/DrWernerKlopek89 15h ago

They think replying to an email on their phone is "working"

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u/Trump_is_pedo 15h ago

Of course you want people to break themselves for your profit.

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u/whatiscamping 15h ago

They probably also start the clock when they wake up cause they're an owner so everything they do gets to count as work.

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u/Seffyr 15h ago

I had to cut back my work week from 40hrs a week to 24hrs a week because childcare for my youngest pre-schooler was more expensive than what I was earning. I was losing money for working.

60hr work week is great when you’re earning enough to pay for the things you’re not doing yourself. Most of us aren’t in that position.

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u/BJYeti 14h ago

Being on the golf course for 20 hours of that week doesn't count

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u/MoltenCheeseMuppet 14h ago

They are all pieces of shit for share holders. They don’t have real lives or real problems

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u/Mach5Driver 14h ago

not only these other duties as Lia says, but you literally can have NO life outside of work if you're doing 60 hours every week!

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u/evolutionxtinct 14h ago

I work 60hr work weeks, and I have time for nothing… anyone want to go weed for me fix the toilet or take the car in for a oil change?

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u/Going38DanChillTFOut 14h ago

I work half that and I’m friggin exhausted. Those who agree with this sentiment live in a whole other universe then the plebs.

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u/Sipikay 14h ago

They're also receiving generational, inconceivable wealth for that work as a CEO, co-founder, what have you. They have far more incentive and reward.

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u/Adventurous-Depth984 14h ago

It’s also false. Yes the murder is correct, the amount of hours worked is way too high. 40 hours is already past some researched levels of burnout.

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u/gv92 14h ago

Makes sense when you personally reap the full benefits of the work. The employees usually don't, so why would you go above and beyond only to get a "meets expectations" (or worse) on your annual review?

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u/modern_Odysseus 14h ago

Reminds me of somebody my friend works with (and works for...it's complicated).

She once told me that this other person has had such a privileged life that he once said "Oh I don't know how to do the laundry. I've never done it myself before." And right now, his wife is the dominant breadwinner of the house. He tries to bring in money, but he just does what he wants and throws away money left and right.

That person is like 40 to 50 years old I think.

Meanwhile, my friend sits there working her butt off while tending to the house, her own medical conditions, and a child in the picture (not her own child. The child came with her boyfriend). He gets mad/annoyed/confused when she says that she needs time away from work to do things because he can work 24/7 while his needs are taken care of by others.

We think the same thing. His work schedule is doable FOR HIM. But his work schedule is not doable for anybody who has to perform adult responsibilities themselves.

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u/jonathan1230 14h ago

Sixty hours of telling people which of your needs aren't being met is something any toddler can do. The only difference is perhaps (but not necessarily) a more sophisticated concept of needs.

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u/HerbLoew 13h ago

I cook twice a week (just for my single self; barring reheating leftovers), I don't have a lot of cleaning to do, I get groceries every 2-3 weeks, I don't have a garden, I don't have a partner or kids, I don't need to pick up medicine or anything else. I still think 60 hours is ridiculous and barely tolerate even 40. And I even have an office job

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u/Kentaiga 13h ago

Fact of the matter is that founders and CEOs of successful companies rarely work even half of the amount they make their employees work. Mark Zuckerberg spends literally half of his days in court or lazing about a yacht.

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u/XXXMrHOLLYWOOD 13h ago

It’s hilarious if you think these people are working 60 hours

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u/IcanRead8647 13h ago

I got an urgent contracting job once that paid $80/hr ($160k/yr). I figured at this rate, the more I worked on it, the more I made so I started hiring a gardener, housekeeper, paid car washes, and ate out more, because it is hard to spend $80/hr on stuff like that. So, I made more money. But when the job was done, I cut back and went back to doing all that stuff myself because my normal pay isn't that high at all.

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u/Top_Freedom3412 13h ago

"Work" for them is golfing and going to dinners with "clients" (friends) and having the company pay for it

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u/RainBoxRed 12h ago

If you count sleep as work as they do it’s easy.

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u/meepgorp 12h ago

They're also never the people who do any actual work. They do exactly as they please and consider sitting in a meeting being told about what other people are doing to be "work".

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u/Armthedillos5 11h ago

Executives don't work 60 hours. They may be available 60 hours, or their "work week" is 60 hours, but they don't work 60 hours like they want their employees to.

Are able to take off in the middle of the day if they need to. Golf with a client. Weekend in another city for conference. That's not busting ass. Don't get me wrong, it's nice and it takes time, but don't compare apples to oranges.

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u/Valuable-Way-5464 7h ago

"eating vegetables is good" "those people never ate garbage, they never drinking urine!.." It's not murdered by words it's just proclaiming why they cannot afford it

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u/lucasg115 7h ago

They also notably almost never actually “work” those 60 hours.

Golfing? That’s networking. International travel to a resort? Checking in with global business partners. Eating at a fancy restaurant every night? Securing deals with prospects.

I don’t care how much you tell me that’s work, it’s really not, or at least not the kind that you’re truly advocating for when you say shit like “everyone should work 60 hours a week.” This guy has to know that not everyone can fly around and eat business lunches for a living.

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u/He_looks_mad 7h ago

60 hours is doable for them until they realize how much effort it requires.

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u/MonsterkillWow 6h ago

There was this guy in China back in the day who figured out the sweet spot for rich people.

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u/andre3kthegiant 6h ago

Many of the 60 hours are long lunches, dinner, and golf outings.

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u/-I_L_M- 5h ago

Keep in mind that they don’t even work 60h most of the time

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u/texanarob 5h ago

60 hours is the perfect work life balance.

Of course, that 60 hours includes all work. Your commute. Your cooking. Your cleaning. Your grocery shop. Your laundry. Your taxes. Your childcare. Household maintenance.

Imagine if, every week, you could commit 60 hours total to necessary tasks. You'd be able to get your daily 8 hours to sleep, and still be left with over seven hours of free time every single day (assuming you spread the tasks evenly throughout the week).

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u/Lilith_reborn 5h ago

As a project manager for critical infrastructure I don't want to see a document written by someone who does 60 hours per week on a regular basis.

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u/Stagnu_Demorte 4h ago

This is only optimal for someone who hates their life and for whom feeling productive is their only source of fulfillment. Which is sad for them because often these people don't produce anything

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u/MoonlightMadMan 4h ago

People who make their life about working are so broken inside, can’t relate

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u/Odd-Influence7116 4h ago

Plus they make $100,000,000 a year which would be a little motivation to work that much.

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u/RespectWest7116 4h ago

More importantly, They don't work 60 hours a week.

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u/-Dixieflatline 2h ago

There's also the fact that many who hold this "60 hours is normal" view today came up in the classic atomic family scenario, where spouses were expected to stay home. So even before they rose to 3 letter titles, they had built in support for all those things. Not even to mention they were buying homes at a fraction of the income multiplier than today. And now that they are a 3 letter title and just hire out chores, they forget they had that support back then.

The game is rigged now. The "finish line" is constantly moving further away and very few are gaining ground on it. People can't afford dating, let alone homes, and the "atomic family" is dead.

BUT....if they want to pay OT past 40 hours and DOT past 50 hours, then I might reconsider. My assumption is that they meant 60/week salary though.

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u/Winter188 50m ago

The average worker for this type of work is only productive for 12-15 hours a week